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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
4 months
I don't have to imagine
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Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war
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@fakebabylamb
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ok charney houston
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search “faggot” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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@HarronWawker the purple text... damning
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@fakebabylamb
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@benkesslen the scenework he's doing here... every inflection... barely completing a single thought... physical comedy... perfection
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she dgaf
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@austinblakemays the double l at the end of “lol” absolutely spirit-shattering
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ok now why is this sexy to me...
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@fakebabylamb
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@smhrbst you can tell she’s like “this dumb f****t”
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
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all elite male swimmers just have the most enormous lobotomized himbo energy. like they've never had a thought in their life except "pool"
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@fakebabylamb
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3 months
in a place that can make you change
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@fakebabylamb
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@tyler02020202 oh you just give this shit out to anyone? damn…
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@fakebabylamb
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@russianmomm done it twice it’s never been worth it
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@fakebabylamb
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@tyler02020202 trisha agreeing with you
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@fakebabylamb
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3 months
that that me ESPRESSO what’s your go-to coffee order? that that me NINTENDO what’s your favorite video game? that that me BURKINA FASO how would you combat terrorism in west africa? that that me CHIAROSCURO what was the baroque’s most significant contribution to western culture?
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@fakebabylamb
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3 years
you just know these girlies are raising a glass today
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@fakebabylamb
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@briantburns_ her laugh is so beautiful and perfect
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@fakebabylamb
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@tyler02020202 tyler... bffr
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@fakebabylamb
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3 years
“things”
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@austinblakemays baby this is Act-ting! she was going for broke on that ET set!
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@fakebabylamb
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@trader_tony_ ask you to move bc ur in my way
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@tyler02020202 no 'cause she's ran through
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@fakebabylamb
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2 years
one of the all time great tiktoks
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helen keller if she were real:
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@fakebabylamb
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tweeting "need cuddles" vs. tweeting "karl marx he/they"
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@emonormie
emo normie 🦦
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i want to be lobotomized so badly. i want to tweet shit like “need cuddles” instead of “karl marx he/they.” i want to not have opinions. i want to unlearn every bit of theory i have ever processed. i want to post thirst traps and unironically caption shit like “body by pizza 🤣”
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@fakebabylamb
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@poeticdweller it’s so unnecessary… such a shame
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@tyler02020202 offering the alternative hole bc everyone knows...
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
3 years
@ecareyo why does she look like this
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@fakebabylamb
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BREAKING: Brooke Candy buckles under pressure from democratic allies and RETRACTS her statement that “you already know Joe Biden is a whole ass mood” amidst calls for him to exit the presidential race
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I need to clarify something quickly. I’m not sure who made this meme & fake quote but it haunts me every 3-5 months. I hate Joe Biden and Donald Trump. I hate politicians I think we should Redrum them all and I would NEVER utter the phrase “a whole ass mood”
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10 months
@MazzariSteve he has the sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
2 years
no one: me: gagged her a bit
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
1 year
@tyler02020202 girl. stand up
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
3 years
@GKuhlenschmidt who is this then
this is my twin sister Genie. she is a lesbian and today i want to celebrate her. happy pride to all who celebrate!!!!!
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@tyler02020202 yes. god forbids.
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@tyler02020202 people died
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@WrittenByHanna she gagged halle a bit
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
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hi it's me ur all in danger
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@anxiousdeluxe it's always weird to be reminded that there was a solid chunk of time when beyonce was basically lost in the world, completely unsure of who she was as an artist
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
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this person's reading of what he considers stereotypical about the show's characters actually says more about him than it does about the show...
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
6 months
@ytudaddytambien are you rewatching this dudydidheysuks
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
3 years
@CharsTreehouse when I tell you I was on edge watching the entire video... this comes past the 13-minute mark!
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
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“she chewed” “she ate” yeah well so did eve. look where that got us
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@fakebabylamb
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your twenties can also be a great time to learn how to avoid incessantly feeding your own vanity and narcissism that you’re carefully trying to pass off as some semblance of a personality through the content you feel the need to constantly generate and curate
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Your twenties is all about learning to balance your thirst trap to photo dump to niche internet meme ratio in order to maintain simultaneous obscurity and approachability
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@fakebabylamb
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@bobbyteriyaki the way you tweet the same exact thing every time he releases anything and it always pops off... everyone's brains are fucking cottage cheese
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@fakebabylamb
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she is so humorless why does everyone insist on being publicly annoying and miserable
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Pop Base
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Matty Healy deactivated after Lucy Dacus of boygenius responded to his tweet about her and the band.
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@soapyhadid oh I’m sure eatings are now
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@fakebabylamb
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@katya_zamo @wowpresentsplus wait i thought the scheming lesbians were the ones stealing money from the tea shop and you were wrongfully fired from that job
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@fakebabylamb
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@hunteryharris this is completely at odds with the story he himself told...
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@fakebabylamb
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2 years
googling “difference between pussy and vagina” on the way to her house
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@arsenmais natural born bottom
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getting the girls together
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Jesus when he asked Mary how many kings were gonna come and bring gift
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@fakebabylamb
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she’s literally like “naur it’s true”
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Nicole Kidman on her AMC commercial: "It's so true"
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@fakebabylamb
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maybe tomorrow ❤️
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going to say something intelligent today
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protecting my peace today :) idk who that woman is y’all are talking about :) never heard of her…
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2 years
schiavo stays goated
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
1 year
she called her up and said hey girl you wanna date this f*g?
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Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper were reportedly introduced to each other by Bradley’s ex, Irina Shayk. 🔗:
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absolutely need to fuck him… NEED to
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
6 months
israel… here she go
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
2 years
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely even touched your the pantry
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life before BRAT vs after
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okay
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@fakebabylamb
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I QUIT MY JOBBBBB
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@tyler02020202 you just what
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
9 months
@melanie_lautrup but you summarize intelligently and responsibly… if the article is interesting and you’ve summarized I usually read it anyway bc I want the full story. but something in your summary is often the hook I need to actually click through especially now with no headlines on links
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
1 year
where does one go to get their bdsm subculture certificate of residency?
@oomfmagazine
oomf magazine
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If you're not an active participant in BDSM or leather subcultures you should reflect upon your outsider status before sharing your takes on Folsom. Despite whatever propaganda you've internalized, being gay doesn't automatically give you membership to these subcultures.
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will never follow someone whose bio is just "Art Director" like... what kind of a sick fuck does that
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@tyler02020202 amanda's a 2 on a good day
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@fakebabylamb
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burying secrets in my subconscious
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it’s me
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@poeticdweller referring to him as “Robert deceased” is crazy
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ok SEATED at baggage claim
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hmm I don't think this album works...
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me in my opening remarks on any first date:
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is this how it ends
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@gaymeatkarl the entire performance except for the first two lines are definitely lip synced… it sounds exactly like the studio recording. the “ohs” of the chorus are way too pristine. compare it with her on letterman, where she is actually singing (and sounds good!)
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@fakebabylamb
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she said no like you don’t get it… I’m mother
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The New York Fucking Times
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need him
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@fakebabylamb
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@jimtankersley just seems sort of odd to ask about a major troop deployment preceding the initiation of any actual conflict anywhere... a bit cart before the horse, no?
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@fakebabylamb
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something I absolutely do think and would say aloud. unironically
@RameshPonnuru
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My criticism of you is a necessary call-out, your criticism of me is bullying harassment.
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kind of feel like the eclipse ruined my life
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bwack taw hewowin 🥺
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@Fratty_Hearst whisper it in my ear
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gay guys love saying stuff like "I like to lift things up and put them back down" no you don't. you like getting fucked in the ass
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