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wet dog

@russianmomm

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Joined February 2014

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wet dog

@russianmomm

5 months

i can and will double text, you want a bitch with shame, go to church

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checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

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smiled at a text from a man

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hardlaunched my bf and my follower count going down like the doomsday clock

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i sat next to him on the l the other day and he played an ig reel out loud at full volume

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is it inappropriate for gay roommates to explore each others bodies? asking for a friend

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4 months

hot, funny, big pp, and i have my boating license, what more could you want from me

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5 months

is there a name for a group of insufferable gay men? something similar to murder of crows

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mom approves

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3 months

logging off to smoke a j on the boat and forget about his lame ass 🙏

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cinematic parallels

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7 months

watching survivor in a bar tonight, we have peaked

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bi-curious george

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divorced dad rock

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couch

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3 months

at least he thinks i look hot 🙏😋

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my 6’3 ass at yoga ain’t in downward dog, bitch that’s clifford

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4 months

you gotta be your own baby girl sometimes

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7 months

forgot i was pretty for a sec <3

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4 months

forgot that inside the icon, there’s still a young girl from jersey

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2 months

handy manny

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4 months

blocked him on ig

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2 months

protector of the realm

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3 months

freckle summer

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9 months

we have achieved business casual

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2 months

silly gay people in my phone

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@russianmomm

7 months

feeling like a founding father the way i’m declaring this shit free

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10 months

this is my survivor application

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@russianmomm

3 months

seated

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@russianmomm

7 months

guys stop liking this, i’m gonna get an email from his lawyer

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10 months

i would be the ice spice of the soviet union

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11 months

picasso had paint, i have tweets

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3 months

shorts

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@russianmomm

9 months

begging my old professors for law school recommendations :3

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@russianmomm

6 months

something is amiss but i can’t quite put my finger on it

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2 months

turkish mustache transplant survivor

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6 months

russianmomm found dead in the lebain hot tub

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2 months

may have found my calling as an interior designer

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5 months

windows desktop ass sky

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4 months

situationships the day before they tell you they “don’t want something serious”

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8 months

the moose saloon

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18 days

@formerstupidbih bi erasure

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8 months

cut myself shaving but at least i feel sexy again

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3 months

WHY IS EVERYONE DOIKG THIS??? i was joking???

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@russianmomm

10 months

next bf gonna be a fishmonger dilf in maine

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8 months

another victim of the slutty lil waist apocalypse

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10 months

just two munches

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@russianmomm

7 months

how it feels when hot ppl follow me on twitter

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@russianmomm

4 months

dating is kinda like when you interview for a job and you don’t get it but then you see them repost the listing 2 days later

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2 months

getting drunk

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@russianmomm

7 months

two ppl fucking by the lake while i’m tryna read dune smh

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4 months

@pipo0o0ooo

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@russianmomm

5 months

do NOT pregame challengers with several cocktails and a joint, shit was like a horny ass saw trap “do you wanna play a game”

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6 months

and i look the part

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wet dog

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8 months

boygenius shirt stays on tho <3

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3 months

need to have sex with someone in my gay volleyball league and completely ruin the vibe at the tournament

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8 months

wordle streak back to zero today

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4 months

oh to be a coked up twink hanging on my bf in the gay club

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9 months

русская мамочка

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3 months

a hangover boner is lowkey just like waving a white flag to surrender

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to be loved is to be known

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7 months

@pinkpurp11 no it literally happened… i’m just telling my story

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3 months

him openly admitting to fucking other guys while taking me on his family camping trip and not seeing a problem with that….

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2 months

unfortunately my hair has already reached peak beanie length

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3 months

no one told me my balls would sweat this much in a speedo

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4 months

what happened to hello?

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2 months

the gap in my resume is actually for enjoying the world with child-like awe

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3 months

good morning

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10 months

самая большая рыба в море

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6 months

new dnd character just dropped

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wet dog

@russianmomm

11 months

getting drunk and making tik toks with taxidermy

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9 months

this is the experience of being an american whore

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9 months

man at the bar said i was written by a woman

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wet dog

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3 months

ok but where does the dildo go in the apartment

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wet dog

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7 months

examining the differences between house and techno music, some food for thought

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6 months

russianmomm fortnite skin loading…

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8 months

hard launch

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8 months

we’re so back (i had a horrible day)

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9 months

digital footprint this, carbon footprint that…. just show me ur feet

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30 days

he’s home

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7 months

got into my first law school

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5 months

how it feels to have the mullet and mustache combo

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25 days

lake trip with my bf has commenced

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