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Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad. Goodnight.
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Joined February 2020
Probably a sign your team is not in great shape when your local broadcast is showing graphics like this.
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Whoa AI is amazing. Until now it was simply not possible to go on Spotify and find a playlist called "2009 indie pop" with the most obvious song choices imaginable.
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He only did this on Delta flights. When he flew United he was cold and unfriendly.
Every time Jimmy Carter flew Delta, he shook hands with each person on the plane. Because that's who he was. Someone who treated people as people.
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there is a certain type of weirdo on here who hates John Mulaney and if you ask them to explain why they reveal that they basically don't think men should be allowed to do no-fault divorce.
how do people not know what John Mulaney did to his ex wife.
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So bizarre that Kubrick is now most people's go-to example of a director who was an evil guy. John Landis literally killed children on the set of one of his movies.
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@urmomlolroasted Everyone say acab until they are mildly frightened by a person who poses no threat to them at all.
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It's so funny that this is the cover for an album called "Surf's Up".
still amazed this is a real beach boys album cover. the boys were not okay
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this is the best "actor playing a character who is bad at acting" performance of all time. so incredibly funny.
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Beach Boys posters on Reddit operating on another level
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One of these days he's going to strike this exact pose in a movie and it's going to cause a mass hysteria event. People will be ripping theater seats out of the floor and killing each other with them.
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Once when I was in Film school taking a Cinema history course, one of my fellow film majors tried to stage a walk out because the professor was screening Citizen Kane and he didn’t want to watch it.
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this you?
Bryan Cranston returns as Walter White for an anti-littering commercial in New Mexico.
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The "how did Robbie Williams not break through in America" discourse would be more interesting if his songs were actually good. It's not like we missed out on a once in a lifetime talent. We had our own guys churning out very popular mediocre music. Didn't really need another one.
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in the new Flight Simulator you can visit Groverhaus but not Buckingham Palace
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I’d always assumed Lynch was a pretty big influence in Tim and Eric but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one of them speak on that so directly
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RIP king
Bud S. Smith, Editor of ‘Sorcerer,’ ‘The Exorcist’ and ‘Flashdance,’ Dies at 88
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Netflix opening a giant retail space that looks on the outside like a cineplex, calling it an "experience venue", and not putting theaters in it is really funny. Solid bit.
Netflix has announced the first two cities for its gigantic new in-person experience venues, slated to open in 2025. The new Netflix Houses — to open next year in King of Prussia, Pa. and Dallas — will feature a wide array of shopping, eateries and experiential activities tied
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It's so crazy that this lady is famous for something that she is bad at and doesn't really put any effort into.
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@Kishore26412424 MCU fans when they see a superhero movie that actually has a sense of style and tries to emulate the look and feel of a comic book
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@licensedt0iII (Watching through the Office for the 53rd time) hmm… I am starting to suspect this Erin character is not smart.
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@helioslogos There's a reason children shit their pants. Shit isn't meant to be outside of our pants. Children instinctively know this, maybe we should listen to them.
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Se7en spoilers: I never consciously noticed until rewatching it just now, but a few seconds before Brad Pitt kills Kevin Spacey, Fincher splices in a shot of Gwyneth Paltrow's face for like 3 frames. Probably why people always misremember him showing the head.
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this is what I do whenever Don Draper cheats on his beautiful wife.
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Pelosi to protesters outside her house: "Go back to China where your headquarters is!"
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a stupid throwaway joke I've always liked
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this is a good bit, I'm going to start using it
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And even if you ignore that, bringing Max Landis into the world is still worse than anything Kubrick did.
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IMHO if you're a progressive/leftist type and you hate Mulaney for any reason other than the Dave Chappelle thing you should adjust your priorities a little bit.
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Forgot to post this shirt my wife got me for Christmas
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Ohhhhh, this guy is just really dumb. Got it.
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You can always tell a Milford woman.
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I don't know if Train was ever popular in the UK, but if some hack American director did a movie about Train where they're all played by capuchin monkeys and British people were like "who the fuck is Train?" I wouldn't care. They don't need to know about Train.
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It's been interesting seeing that Twin Peaks scene with Major Briggs saying his greatest fear is that love is not enough show up in a lot of people's Lynch tributes because it sounds very much like a line Lynch would write but I'm pretty certain he didn't.
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@rajandelman If it makes you feel better, a significant chunk of the tickets sold did not go to actual people who saw the movie. The studio is basically running a scam that lets them inflate their box office numbers while screening to empty seats.
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Cops when they hear that a child somewhere has a beloved pet.
A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson.
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I miss seeing Brion James's face in movies. One of the great character actor faces.
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Licorice Pizza is already on its 2nd round of Problematic Movie Discourse™ and it's not even out in Chicago yet.
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Always feel like I'm losing my mind when people talk about The Irishman like it's the gloomiest most humorless movie ever made. Some of the funniest moments in Scorsese's whole filmography are in The Irishman. Did people actually watch this movie?.
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Just remembered another detail: when he realized nobody was was planning to leave with him. he spoiled the ending for everyone and was like "I just saved you 2 boring hours, you're welcome!".
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The guy delivering the news to Jeff Tiedrich
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'Bob's Burgers' actor Jay Johnston sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in Capitol riot
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just remembered when I went on a Valentine's date with my first college gf and we ordered a heart shaped pizza, and a local news crew doing a Valentine's story(?) filmed the waiter bringing the pizza to our table but my date was in the bathroom so it looked like I was there alone.
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(of course I was a big Orson Welles fan who had already seen Citizen Kane multiple times so I was not affected by this).
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48-21, Rahm Emanuel confirmed ambassador to Japan. Dems voting no: Warren, Markey, Merkley.
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@PetreRaleigh Pretty much all of the dream jobs I had in mind 10-15 years ago don't really exist anymore or have become nearly impossible to make a living off of. Turns out it was very smart of me to be a coward and not seriously pursue most of them.
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TIL a lot of people think Mars Attacks is scary and upsetting.
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Who got that one Comedy Bang! Bang! clip?.
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underrated Dale subplot is when he starts a pirate radio station in his basement so he can broadcast his conspiracy theories 24 hours a day, but he runs out of material and his show eventually devolves into a basic morning zoo format.
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@MEPFuller The police response to this situation might actually be the single greatest argument I've ever seen for massively defunding the police. The myth that they are necessary because they protect us and the rule of law has just been irreparably shattered.
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@JaneOst_ "Banking with Capital One is one of the coolest things you can do! Almost as cool as this:"
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One of the best musician-turned-actors. So great in Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. RIP
Kris Kristofferson, Country Music Legend and 'A Star Is Born' Leading Man, Dies at 88
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Muting this thread because I can sense some Discourse coming. If anyone wants to yell at me for denying an abuse story started by random people online which the alleged victim herself denies, go ahead but I will not read it.
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@KeithisaJerk It has a lot more to do with availability. Everything Everywhere All At Once still isn’t screening in a lot of places. Look at the number of theaters it’s played in compared to Morbius. That’s not “our” fault. We don’t control this.
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just now realizing that the lady from A Matter of Life and Death is Zira in Planet of the Apes
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@PetreRaleigh When I was like 5 years old I was at a 4th of July party with my family and an old man at the party got so mad at me for playing with a miniature American flag in a way he found disrespectful, he tried to kick my ass and had to be held back.
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@dox_gay Going back in time to damage Shelley Duvall’s career because you watched a YouTube video once.
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@EoinHiggins_ Even her own followers seem confused about what she meant by this, half the replies are horny conservative dads going “Yeah she has beautiful eyes”.
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@CNNOpinion Does CNN Opinion normally publish reviews for movies that came out 3 months ago?.
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didn't know you could get famous for doing an "impression" where you don't do the person's voice or try to replicate their mannerisms or body language, and just kind of do an exaggerated version of your own personality.
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@Srirachachau it's weird that Office fans seem to hate Robert California, he was like the only part of season 8 that was good.
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It’s one thing to not think the bit is funny but if you don’t even get what’s supposed to be funny about it I think you might just not be very bright.
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@NeilNevins I’m pretty sure I watched that whole series but I don’t remember a single thing from the last two or three seasons.
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Nothing annoys me more than people who consider themselves "movie people" who actively avoid anything they might not like. What the hell is the point of only watching things you know for a fact you'll like? Am I crazy?.
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@besf0rt Sanders supporters: "we have to push the Democrats to do what's best for the poorest and least privileged in this country.". Khive: "We must fight this.".
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Muting this before people start yelling at me, but I want to clarify that I'm not doing an American supremacy thing here. I don't think Robbie Williams's music is uniquely bad compared to American pop music from the same era, I just think it's unremarkable.
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I knew the Curse finale wouldn’t please everyone, but it’s odd seeing one of the most viscerally emotional episodes of tv I’ve ever watched described as if it’s some pretentious cerebral art school project that people are pretending to like to feel smart.
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watching Society for the first time. not at all surprised to learn that this girl used to date Prince
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@krazgreinetz I think you were like 14 in 2016 so you can be forgiven for saying this, but I need you to understand that basically everything you just said is not true.
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this is the coolest thing that's ever happened in a movie
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love this constantly repeating pattern where a corporate or political entity says an obvious lie, leftists call it out as an obvious lie, everyone else says "you're only saying that because it doesn't fit your narrative!", then a year later it's confirmed to have been a lie.
National Retail Federation report last spring: “‘organized retail crime’ was responsible for half the $94.5B in store merchandise” stolen. I fell for it. In fact: about 5%. And “in most major cities, shoplifting incidents have fallen 7% since 2019.” . Hugely important retraction.
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@ViceApologist I always forget about this so when I get to this episode in a rewatch it's a jump scare for me every time.
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I always forget that he does this right before memorializing his dead son lmao.
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"dril must be run by a different guy now because he doesn't write tweets exactly like how he did over a decade ago" has to be one of the dumbest takes I see posted on here semi-regularly.
my conspiracy theory that I 100% believe is that the original dril pulled a dread pirate roberts and silently gave the account to someone else so he could retire. I think it’s pretty clear if you compare current dril tweets to dril tweets from a few years ago. totally different.
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And I'm not saying this as someone who just found out about him recently. I was worldly enough in middle school to have heard most of his big hits. I saw the Rock DJ music video on MTV2. I visited Ireland around the time Millennium was pretty big in Europe. etc.
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Haha I forgot that this is why Noah Berlatsky blocked me
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someone on the Blank Check subreddit beat me to it
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@AyndaMthimkhulu Yeah man the #1 goal of every artist should be to avoid anything that might make a 15 year old feel awkward on family movie night.
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@TheTumboy Uncut Gems 1st viewing: oh my god why is he doing that? I’m going to have a nervous breakdown. Uncut Gems 5th viewing: that’s my friend Howie.
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@PetreRaleigh Funny that this is the go-to argument for conservatives when people make fun of them for being afraid of public transportation. People bring their kids on the bus all the time! The fact that conservative men fear the bus and literal children do not is part of why it's so funny!.
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If I had to take an educated guess I'd say Bob Engels came up with it. Whoever did, I think they pulled that line from the same waters Lynch liked to fish in, so to speak.
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@PetreRaleigh We used to live next door to a house with one of those, and someone kept putting books by Bill O’Reilly and other right wing cranks in there. Nobody ever took them so I just started grabbing them and putting them in our recycling bin.
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