major shake
@pnutfinger
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š¶Betty itās so hard to relate To the whole human race I donāt know where to begin I don't know where to beginš¶
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Thanks no shit magazine
š„šØš š¢š„ šššš„š§: The #Steelers donāt view Justin Fields as their longterm solution at QB and are currently not expected to retain him.
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@TepidButterASMR I would assume that most people don't even know what it is and didn't before the news said it was bad or going away last week
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I do not know a single one of this jabronis songs
If I could pick the next Super Bowl halftime show performer, it would be Morgan Wallen. Why? ā¢ All age/race demographics know his songs ā¢ Heād put an energetic/exciting show on ā¢ Songs would get the audience moving ā¢ He can bring lots of big guest stars ā¢ Top selling artist
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Been with the Angels for 5 seasons (6th upcoming) and he's played 257 games, hit 22 home runs and made like 200 million bucks
Anthony Rendon to undergo long-term hip surgery.
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Made me question my chili
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So can someone explain it to me like I'm 5 how it's both absolutely necessary for the US to dismantle USAID and for us to take control of the Gaza Strip and build luxury housing there using what I'm assuming is taxpayer money?
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Pays for Twitter
I donāt want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I donāt want to share the file with OneDrive. I donāt want to download an app to check my carās fluid levels. I donāt want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I donāt want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I donāt want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I donāt want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I donāt want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I donāt want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I donāt want to share my carās braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I donāt want to text with your AI chatbot. I donāt want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I donāt want to type in my email address to view the content on your companyās website. I donāt want text messages with promo codes. I donāt want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I donāt want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I donāt want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I donāt even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that itās going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if thatās not too much to ask anymore.
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I personally thought Hurts would really miss Jason Kelce this year with the amount he did pre -snap that Hurts would have to account for, I was wrong. Just need to accept the fact that Hurts wins games.
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The funniest thing about this is it costs 14 cents to make a nickel, which we'll now need more of compared to the penny which costs 4 cents to make
Trump orders US to ditch 1-cent coin after decades of complaints
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RT @Jube02: My āpercent jokingā meter when I say heās the antichrist just dropped another percent or 2.
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Is this dude still going on about this
šØ Ancelotti: āNot to attend the Ballon dāOr Gala was not a wrong decision. We didn't attend because we thought Vini Jr was the clear winner of the Ballon dāOrā. āNothing against Rodri, I think he should have won it the year beforeā.
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There are several compelling arguments for the Cubs to not sign Bregman (age/performance/contract term/dickhead) this isn't one of them to me
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@EVR551 I think the line moved from Chiefs +2 to chiefs +1.5 so the money was on the chiefs if I understand that correctly (I could also not be understanding that correctly)
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Great thread here,Mahomes had options and just turned them down outside of maybe the first sack. No idea what he's loading up here for, had check downs.
The record-setting 6th sack: Double post concept and Mahomes is about to throw it into double coverage -- he gets mauled by Milton Williams and Jalen Carter, Eagles recover -- ball game.
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