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I'd like to add, as a french, that he's not saying "can it" but "shut the fuck up" which is both funnier and more french of him
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Since I'm here, more fun facts: he's using the formal polite "you" for the trans guy (and correctly using the masculine form of "happy") while using the familiar "you" for the jesus guy when he's telling him to stfu
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@Alvaro_Laviana
It's not so much the meaning that's wrong but more the way it's used by people, I'd say
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@halslut
It's really just a swear, like "fuck" is. Yeah, it comes from the word we use for animals but it lost this meaning when used in this context. It only just means stfu here
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@lorr209
Oh yeah the counting system. Pure french energy. The only italian I know is "who barks? The dog barks" and I don't even know how it's written, just how it's pronounced lol
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@ami_bori_peri
According to the Bible, god appeared as a bush on fire at some point, I'm sure he doesn't give a shit about gender
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@MythMasonry
No one is taking it seriously but you, darling. Maybe learn some basic literacy before trying to argue with random people online about things you don't even understand
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@jarmse
Yup for the very rare moment you want to be polite and insulting at the same time, which is very me energy ngl
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@Kalmarolin
It is I indeed. I'll be hosting meet ups next week if you would like me to sign something. Please don't faint from emotions
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normalise giving teens proper sex ed so they don't need to get it in fiction and we can have characters getting fucked raw by random strangers in the middle of a busy bar in peace
"Normalise writing safe sex" look man if you want to write an instruction manual for sex ed purposes go ahead but my characters will be getting fucked raw by random strangers in the middle of a busy bar.
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@anaccount0
That's what's great about translations, many are viable and we all have our favourite
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@OfSymbols
"Your maw" which is short for "shut your maw". Also don't apologise for being curious!! I for one, love to talk about languages
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I love when shipping goes like: *look at two characters who might not even know about each other at all* you're gonna fuck
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What a day to be a native french speaker. Honestly I love all the translation debate this has instigated cause I find it immensely interesting how differently we can say the same shit in different languages and even in the same language
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@vomitbo
Are you talking about the académie française? That's what decide grammar rules, it doesn't decide who we're allowed to use our many swear words towards
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if ayato turns out to be an ugly little man, i'm gonna laugh so much
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@halslut
Je pense qu'en l'utilisant dans certains contextes ou avec certains mots, tu peux vraiment impliquer cette signification. C'est la beauté de la langue. Je sais que j'aime bien prendre les choses un peu à contre-pied et particulièrement quand on en vient aux insultes
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please people, stop thinking everything can be neatly objectively parted between top and bottom when a creature exists that's a plant AND a fish. you can never fully categorise stuff, not even between animals and fucking plants so between top and bottom??
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i just finished finding light in the dark places. by
@nihilismdan
last night and i did this because i loved the story so much, it was really well writed and there were a lot of little details that touched me personally, it's one of my favourite fic, thank you so much
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After All These Years
yeah it's a dog, don't laugh at me
the paper is actually green, i'm sad the light is so bad :(
i made it during an exam lmao
sorry i can't shut up
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@purplebookcover
Disaster childhood friends. They meet up to talk about how not gay it is since they don't do this and that. I think they could enable each other so much
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Anyway, the good thing that came from it is that now a bunch of new people know how to say stfu in french
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@jodemi_
Oh yeah "nique ta mère" has no class nor is it clever. And we have such a well of amazing slang too!
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shadoka is interesting because shadow can be both the boisterous skater and the sweet flower dude at once
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insane, the number of random words i've learnt just from reading purple's porn
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look at my baby 🥺🥺 she got here all by herself. she used to avoid me like the plague and now she uses me like a pillow ❤
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@OkieDok36025073
Please refrain from making a scene. I know it's a lot of emotions but that's not a reason to offer me your first born child
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i want to play Fall Whisperer so badly D: please
@intoapuddle
make it real (Monochrome is so so good, i'm in love with it)
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i love how bajifuyu are the opposite of the misunderstanding tag. baji can beat the fuck out of chifuyu until he's unconscious and chifuyu will be like "baji-san? he did that to go against kisaki. that's obvious" and the dude will be right
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@spanananano
thank you. i think about that everytime he's called tsum tsum. i hope your tweet will set me free of that thought
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a story mentioning the smashing pumpkins in the summary? i had to read it and oh boy i loved it so much
thank you
@Smartinis
🖤
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Sorry to everyone who's sad they can't read their fic cause ao3 is down, I'll be basking in self-satisfaction with my unhealthy amount of open tabs
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@purplebookcover
again?? jesus
my tl today has been itto's tits, itto's nails, itto's abs, itto's tits, itto's collar, itto's hip strap thingy, itto's tits, itto's-
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@purplebookcover
Purple, I love this roscest era for you. I missed seeing you yelling on my tl
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@AchilleUwU
Oh sorry I didn't realise! I get what you mean but I think it makes the english translation more aggressive than the french to have both "shut the FUCK up DOG". translation can never be exact though so there's always room for debate
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@_Cavalierious_
"I'll only stop following you when you'll do stuff I like" what is this backward logic
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fuck buddies catching feelings except it's me reading a story for the porn and getting attached to the plot
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sometimes i miss french fandom, where i never even once got cancelled despite thick layers of dead dove but then i remember the smut
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@OfSymbols
Yeah idk either. Translation can go in such various ways depending on the translator
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@purplebookcover
🥺🥺 keeping that in mind for when it takes me a whole minute to remember the word "tree"
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i'm not a native english speaker. i don't care if my sentences have words from three different countries. i'm choosing my favourites
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Sometimes in life, you're in your early twenties and you spend the night drinking with your acquaintances from when you were in elementary school
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@hekxate
Maybe that's what he's actually doing each morning but it feels so normal to him that he never bothers talking about it
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You guys should mute me today, there are good chances that I'll be making fun of the transphobes in my mentions
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@spiderlilywrite
when i was a child, i thought that's what being intersex was and i wanted to have an intersex kid so they could choose their gender. society is disappointing
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Ignore me, I'm wine drunk and it's 3am
But man, I fucking love theatre. I am not a cryer at all and yet three people got me close to tears tonight after the show, telling me incredibly touching words and being immensely kind human beings
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sometimes i'm remembering that dnp being married is a useful thing
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@purplebookcover
now this one talks to me cause i've never ever joined a fandom because of the canon content, it was always fanfiction, like every anime i've watched it was because of fanfiction, i discovered fe3h, hades, genshin impact through fanfiction, at first i was reading original work :')
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@purplebookcover
are you 18+? did you attend sex ed class? welcome in atrocious porn hell friend
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felix would so live in poitiers. it's grey, it's rainy, it sucks. i can just see him there being moody and stubborn
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@_Cavalierious_
Ann hello??? This is so good wow. I love how you wrote that. The emotion in it!! And the context you gave in so few words while still keeping it timeless! I really like the juxtaposition of Morax and Zhongli and also Tartaglia and Ajax. You wrote these identities melting into one
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i LOVE when fanfiction writers post their original work. a story with not only your writing but also your world building AND your characters?? sign me up
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