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Rhys // he/him // 39歳 💪// ENG | ESP | 日本語 OK // header by me, pfp by @spaceplumbs from @dreamdannie | 📚好き/フェルマイ/レスロゼ • dnp • bbc merlin • the borgias
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Read my new Ascendance of a Bookworm fic!
For the Sake of Kirnberger: Judithe's final year at the Royal Academy is fast approaching. What path will she choose?
On AO3:
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oh that's just mr hozier with the trans pride flag is all
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@justnlopez
@obsessivemoody
in homes that can’t afford to feed, clothe, or otherwise care for them?
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phil just being his goofy self on youtube gave lost teenage dan happiness and hope
and then he gave him friendship
and then love
and then encouragement to follow his dreams
and then safe space to be himself
and then a home
and a decade of companionship
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Hi! It me. Since Mr. Amazing Phil said Pride Month isn’t over yet, I figured I’d officially come out here too. I am, apparently, a man. For now, you can call me Rhys. He/him pronouns please. Thank you all for all your support while I figure myself out <3
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So let's discuss Dan deciding to play the quiz, not telling Phil beforehand that he was playing the quiz, and just how passionate Dan was about trying to win the gotdamn quiz
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@danisnotonfire
this one's better though?? in the one you chose you just look kinda sad and soulless :/
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imagine the level of stress dan experienced when the doorbell rang & he realized phil was expecting him to get it & didn't know he was playing the quiz so wouldn't pause for him to go get the door & had to dash downstairs fast enough to stop phil giving the next question 🤣
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while doing this photoshoot i have discovered that these two candles’ scents actually kind of complement each other really well?????
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no offense but i think this is the best screenshot ever
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Thank you,
@AmazingPhil
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@irlmerchandise
, for providing quality merch for the discerning gentleman 🧐
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dan: i'm a very private person
also dan: i need you all to know that i'm free-ballin' it under this jumper
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remember that time when d&p were shocked and puzzled by the fact that dil and tabitha becoming best friends made their romance level go down?
yeah.
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@still_oppressed
i was sat next to a guy who airdropped a picture of himself to everyone on the plane on a flight to the u.s. and uk.
he was told off and heavily questioned by the air marshals and then dragged off for more questioning by border control when we landed 😃👍
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the way dan didn't exist for most of 2019 but did show up for like a month in the middle of year to just be like "yeah i'm gay yeah phil and i are in love lol bye"
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dan's nail: messy as hell
us: lol. they messy.
dan: phil painted them
us: THAT IS THE BEST PAINT JOB IN THE HISTORY OF NAIL POLISH
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#iispoiler
i dunno if he usually does this, but after dan got sacrificed on the wheel last night, phil was taking off his apron, & he was like, "oh, it's stuck, can i get some help" to dan and then while dan was untying it for him, he smirked at us and wiggled his eyebrows sjdkf
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broke: dan and phil banged last night to celebrate a successful filming
woke: dan and phil stuffed themselves on too much pizza and dips last night and then lay around on their hotel bed making whale noises until they both passed out from exhaustion
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We met through Dan and Phil, so of course our friends surprised us with a performance of “Interactive Introverts” at our wedding 🥹🧡
@dreamdannie
@danielhowell
@AmazingPhil
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man. now i'm just thinking about phil already assured in his identity at uni and dan struggling to claim his all the way up until this year. and just. the unconditional love and support. that's true love, man. that's just. that's love.
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phil:
I think it's super rude when a couple argues near me in a public space but just doesn't do it loudly enough for me to consistently hear what they're saying.
I'm like look, we're either doing this or we're not.
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@thecreamphilled
@AmazingPhil
can't wait for d&p to raise their half-alien child together :(
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phil = likes to cuddle, cold all the time
dan = a naturally-occurring source of heat and warmth
it's a match made in heaven
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@aksfjh
@hankgreen
i understand the impulse to keep the conversation focused on scientific inquiry, but also making up little stories about the world around is just. kind of a thing that humans do.
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phil:
the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure
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@thecreamphilled
@AmazingPhil
a strange, metallic structure descending from above and a glowing white light...
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@XiranJayZhao
the artistic vision it takes to look at vegeta and say "deep down inside, this man is a wife guy"
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y'all ever look at dan in videos or pictures and you can almost still see the tiny, insecure 18-year-old with a big dream and just enough drive to go for it somewhere beneath the glowing, confident 27-year-old he is today
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@WriteinBK
@rawritsamehh13
and a terrifying maternal mortality rate, especially for black people 🤬
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the way we commemorate each day of 2009 as though it were the year our religion was founded
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y'all.
i looked at this jumper yesterday evening, and every size was still in stock. now. it is fully sold out.
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my baby's all grown on and being written about in hoity-toity business mags :')
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lol at phil having to make a second ig post clarifying that his “pet” pigeon isn’t cheating on his wife
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phil said he’s been on YouTube since 1937. the person introducing them self after said they were intimidated to follow him
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love how phil is like WOO HOO MUST GAMBLING!!!!!!!
while dan and cornelia are all like, "yes, we are participating in gambling, but we do not endorse it, so please do not attempt to do this yourselves unless you have taken these important precautionary measures--"
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also (and i know this isn’t a new thought) but just thinking about how even though d&p aren’t the Latest Thing or the Current Viral Fave, they can still draw massive crowds because of how they built such a dedicated, engaged fanbase over the course of their careers
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they see dil as their son, but they see dab and even as themselves
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Daniel Howell and Philip Lester, also known as Dan and Phil, are the founders of one of the world's largest and most successful internet dating services. Known colloquially as "the Phandom,"
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master has given dobby a vibe
to all my people stressed by new years as the passing of time forces you to think about your life and the future and now it’s the end of a decade which is literally a whole crisis:
here is a calm vibe 〰️
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BITCH
can you believe they're moving into another cheap apartment to save money to build their dream house?
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remember that time snoop dogg was takin a picture of some pretty flowers and then he saw phil and decided to take a picture of phil too
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us, everytime dan or phil uses first person plural pronouns:
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"if someone wants to chain me to a wall and just throw things at my head, i'd like that sometime"
WHAT WAS THIS THEN, DAN? WHAT WAS THIS?
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@tyleroakley
1. internalized misogyny
2. women in positions of privilege (i.e. - wealthy, white, etc.) want to maintain their privilege
3. women in positions of privilege will still have access to the services trump's policies will deny other women
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Imagine being fresh out of the womb and getting to meet d&p
You’re a newborn and dan cradles your entire body inside his massive paws
You are mere days old, and you get to fall asleep in daniel howell’s palms
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i swear my timeline is its own pride parade right now
phannies are having their own online pride parade
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i mean, phil smirked at us and wiggled his eyebrows. it was phil. phil was joking with us about it. PHIL.
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fuck dan and phil for making me believe that love is real
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okay, so the actual reason the yodeling pickle was under phil's pillow was because he hadn't moved it since filming the video where he first showed it to us. because there was no need to use it. since he wasn't sleeping in that bed.
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d picked this picture because a) p looks good and b) Phil’s eyes are exuding not only love but also pride
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I told him when I met him at II that I was a different gender, and he said “Congratulations in your glow-up! It’s been kind of a long, strange queer journey for all of us since then.” ❤️
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IT HAPPENED!!! my brain turned off and i forgot everything i was going to say, but they took over thank god. Thank you, guys!!!
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@XiranJayZhao
this sounds like a 13-year-old writing about a fight with his mom, so maybe the coworkers ARE onto something...
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2012: you're next to me in my life
2020: you're a permanent apartment fixture in my life
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they. they just. sit on. the balcony. with. with their iced beverage.s. together. TOGETHER. JUST. SIT.
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@BasicBlaecGirl
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they spent so long figuring out whether they could that they forgot to stop and ask themselves whether they should
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THE GUY IN THE MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU JUST CALLED ME SIR
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imagine trusting someone so much that you just. don’t care that they were on your laptop buying stuff.
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i don't know if anyone mentioned this last night, but phil was wearing one pink sock and one yellow one and they looked so cute with his black shoes :(
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@MirianMeriQuei
it's just so pointlessly cruel, and like. exactly what dan is talking about in that opening chapter about people on their internet taking out their negative feelings on others...
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do you ever get reminded that dan is freya's uncle (confirmed) and you just. you just gotta. like. you just
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us in 2016: d&p are house hunting
actual d&p in 2016: *were house hunting*
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y'all ever end up married to your teenage celebrity crush just to flex on the haters?
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decided to start stealing my religious family members' facebook posts and make them about d&p
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dan has had premarital sex? never put people on a pedestal i guess :/
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phil as a cat: eats all of your houseplants and pees in their pots, always jumping up onto tables to steal your food, refuses to eat any cat food except the Most Expensive Brand, sleeps in literally any position, affectionate AF
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imagine phil lester's pale hand reaching through your computer screen to tenderly feed you a fresh meal
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us, trying to make each other sad: what if dan 😭 never met phil 😭 and became a miserable lawyer 😭 and stayed closeted 😭
dan:
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phil: have i ever spied on a neighbor? ha ha well i accidentally saw one neighbor watching adult videos!
actual phil:
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@danielhowell
@pmlpiano
i mean you've worked your way up to a pigeon now. try a mammal next and maybe you'll feel ready for a human child by the time you're about 70
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d&p joke about how they never exercise & have a terrible diet, but then you see them spend five straight months doing show after demanding show, sleeping on a tour bus, & still having the energy to do liveshows, post ig stories, make videos, sightsee and YOU KNOW THEY'RE LYING
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i can’t believe dan and phil made us a 17 and a half minute video talking to us about boys
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phil: the snails are super horny and breeding all over the place. they just breed with themselves.
phil: maybe i should have a snail cam
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@XiranJayZhao
1/2 previous english kings named charles were deposed by the masses, and i don't see any reason why that can't be raised to 2/3
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phil, watching dan deep in his third day of aquarium research: yep. that's the man i married.
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