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dnp wailing about the attention to detail being creepy as if they didn't film every square meter, every dusty little corner, of that old flat.
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dnp really only need to spend a bit of time apart before they go full 2009 and start their mating rituals in the comments of each other's selfies all over again
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dnp’s new morning routine is both of them staring at the ceiling in silence until one of them says "you go first” and they listen to each other’s descriptions of the disturbingly violent and surrealistic norman death scenarios they both dreamed about
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phil says "my friends and dan" but stops at "my family" when dan was part of it because well you know why we all know why
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dnp have been doing the most random shit since june and somehow none of it surprises me. dog show? shakespeare stream? being worryingly obsessive over a fish? growing a moustache? now I'm just like, well ofc they did. wtf is expectation in the post big universe? idk her
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both dan and phil have described the feeling of coming out as “literally just getting to exist as a person” in the past month and that makes me think about them sitting and talking about all of this late into the night and coming to that conclusion
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My new favourite Dan-ism is when he asks Phil, "is it hard to speak sometimes?" instead of overtly making fun of him for stumbling over his words
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one of my favourite genres of dan and phil video is when they're doing a movement based game and the other one has to just sit in the corner while the other one has his turn. they look so silly
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isn't it funny how phil was all up in arms about "guys in sweatpants" bc they "know what they're doing. they KNOw what they're doing." and now he is the guy in the sweatpants who knows what he's doing?
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I’m about 110% sure that Phil has already messaged Dan a picture of Norman followed by a message saying “he misses his second dad”
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obviously Dan and Phil built a portable aquarium and are now showing Norman the city where his parents first met
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i keep seeing that "we all knew it wasn't a hiatus" quote everywhere and i don't understand it. it literally was a hiatus, since they took a break and then came back. that's what a hiatus is. am i missing some sort of hidden meaning here
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why are people so stressed about other people finding dnp interactions sweet and endearing? it's literally just fun and cute moments cut out of a video. we don't need to be so cynical about each others' intent!
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dan: my favourite was the amethyst 💜
phil: was it?
dan: yeah
phil: i liked the emerald 💚
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some pictures of dan are like a visual representation of what phil meant when he said dan smells like warm
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remember when dnp were putting up a mirror on the wall and phil said his end of the mirror was attached to the hook when it wasn't and then let go? and the mirror swung towards dan and missed his head by a hair, sliced a phone charger cable in half, and destroyed a plug socket?
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egg: exists
literally any egg: exists
ANY EGG IN THE WORLD: exists
phil lester: i laid that :)
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phil paused to wait for dan’s reaction out of habit after every joke he made but the only response he could give was *wobbly camera* and/or *jumpcut* and honestly at this point i’ll call that as a comeback
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dan: *mentions football mascot*
phil: are you attracted to it, dan?
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"I'm snow-capping these fuckers whether they like it or not"
- Phil Lester, in his final video of the decade, covered in second hand ebay paint and frustration.
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this is what monochrome!dnp wore to their wedding btw. if u even care
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phil be like “this shirt is a bit big but i like it, i can’t usually get shirts like this cus i’m so tall” when really big shirts just reminds him of drowning in his boyfriend’s t-shirts and he’s really goddamn in l*ve with said boyfriend so any reminder must be a good thing (tm)
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the “danny’s corner” / “philly’s corner” situation we were in a couple years ago has nothing on dnp consistently reminding us that they are in fact letting it all hang out okay let’s be honest here
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Monochrome | 225k words
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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⚪💿⚫
Monochrome is now available as a physical book!!!
initative by
@jestbee
, artwork by
@psychicmoth
, and
@spaceplumbs
💜💚 (link in thread)
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phil: i started having all these strange abstract thoughts like "what's one the inside of jupiter"
phil, any other day of the week: why do the call it spoons?
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nothing makes me laugh more than when dan SCREECHES when something scary happens in a video game. phil next to him just trying to cope with his eardrums bursting more than focusing on what actually happened. it's art
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you know, when i unlocked the bedroom in the dnp simulator app, the "toys" section in the shop did not contain what i thought it would
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i referred to dnp as "mr and mr private life" in a conversation and i'm comfortable knowing that i have now peaked
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phil really looked directly at dan while saying "i've interacted with steve more than i have with any other human during lockdown"
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@danielhowell
@AmazingPhil
i asked an ai to make art based on dan and phil. i think phil has five faces and dan is a literal trash can sorry
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dan said "puddles" with his wholeass chest. i love being noticed :')
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@AmazingPhil
something like this with a shorter fringe i think would look a+ esp with your glasses
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One year has passed since I posted the first chapter? Sounds fake but okay!!
💜💚
Happy happy Monochrome day, my dudes. I appreciate you more thank you could ever know ♡
🌧⚡🖤 / 🌌💜
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sometimes i go a while without watching dnp joint videos and then i have a random three hour binge just to come out the other side disoriented feeling like my third eye opened all over again
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i'm going through the website at the moment and i can't. i can't believe you guys did this. this is honestly so beyond my comprehension right now and i'm going through it all feeling so stunned and speechless and....
i love you guys. SO MUCH. you have no idea. wow.
💜💚💜💚
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dan calling the haru pillow a gay dog whistle in 2023 is, in the weirdest way, healing
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dan ended 2019 with calm emerald energy and phil started 2020 with purple amethyst energy 💜💚
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poor phil was allll alone in that big tank that would've fit at LEAST four people ://
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i made a dapg liveshow bingocards! link to generate your own card in next tweet if you wanna play along ^-^
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alright google docs i know what my writing usually leads to but Calm down
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fandoms need fan creators to thrive. here's a little nudge to tell our writers and artists and editors and people that run fan events like fic and watch fests just how appreciated they are because they deserve it so so so much and fandom wouldn't be the same without them
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the funniest part of this is the genuine upset at not being able to properly watch a fish do nothing for 7 hours
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dan: i want to keep my relationship with phil private
also dan, every day since 2011: IT’S NOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU EAT MY CEREAL IT’S ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LIE ABOUT IT :(
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Time's Tide
chapter one (2,6k words)
summary: All men have secrets, and Phil won't let his own be known. But even in 1984's Manchester there is another person that understands.
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the other day i realised that to me, every day is monochrome day. every month is monochrome month. to me, there's no escaping the m o n o c h r o m e
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some pictures of dan are like a visual representation of what phil meant when he said dan smells like warm
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Time's Tide
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summary: All men have secrets, and Phil won't let his own be known. But even in 1984's Manchester there is another person that understands.
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as of today i have been writing monochrome for 9 months so my baby is definitely going past its due date
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phil talking about dan's scent ok feed my werewolf au more why don't you
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i think dan absolutely sincerely felt something and wanted to tell people he cares but then added the 🥺 emojis just to give it the Tiniest bit of an ironic/patronising vibe just in case because being sincere and vulnerable is fkn scary man
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phil’s anger at not catching a betta fish confirms that animal crossing is a game that requires a dan yee test every now and again
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hmm. strange. seems as though december doesn't have any tuesdays this year? they're being replaced with bonus thursdays instead? curious indeed
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getting jumpscared by your own shadow aka the plot of fall whisperer
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Monochrome
chapter sixty seven (223,3k words so far)
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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Monochrome
chapter sixty three (208,9k words so far)
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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⚪💿⚫ | happy six months of monochrome!!
thank you all for reading and for caring about this story 💜💚
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Monochrome
chapter sixty one (200,2k words so far)
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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as of today i have been sharing monochrome w you all for 5 months! i'm so glad i posted that first chapter. your enthusiasm and interest in this fic means everything to me.
| 💜💚 |
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i escaped the monochrome
the other day i realised that to me, every day is monochrome day. every month is monochrome month. to me, there's no escaping the m o n o c h r o m e
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I have a parasocial relationship with this blanket specifically
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Monochrome
chapter sixty six (220k words so far)
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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hello frens i hope you're 👀 hongry 🍽 cus i'll be serving up some 🦑🐙💦 for dinner tonight 🌸💗
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One year ago today I posted the final chapter of Monochrome.
Thank you so much for reading and supporting it. It meant the world to me and I'll never forget it. It's truly an experience I'll cherish forever, and that's because of all of you <3
🌧️⚡️🖤 | 💜💚 | 🌌💜 | ⚪️💿⚫️
Monochrome | 225k words
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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Monochrome
chapter fifty eight (189,9k words so far)
summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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