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oh my god she’s the vp candidate
Megan Thee Stallion will appear at Kamala Harris’ rally in Atlanta on July 30th for a special performance, Billboard reports.
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p!nk getting us the divorced mom vote
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Lara Trump: "You get a taco and an abortion, a vasectomy and a snow cone at the DNC."
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jimmy carter living through numerous months of hospice just to see henry kissinger die
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oh gay people are in the drivers seat of this campaign. we are taking it.
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ron desantis making a 4 minute video just to endorse trump
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first gay republican is ALSO the first gay to be expelled from congress
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resist libs wine mom: more like lock HIM up😏
republicans: this was a kangaroo court
average americans: does this change anything
carrie bradshaw: big is moving to paris
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both are movies about jd vance
FWIW: “Hillbilly Elegy” is currently No. 6 on Netflix's Top 10 movies trending today, right behind “Minions.”
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in washington dc, you are required to be gay
An estimated 5.5% of the US adult population--about 14 million adults--identifies as LGBT.
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we wanted gay representation in congress. we got gay representation in congress. suddenly, you don’t want gay representation in congress? sickening.
Ethics report: George Santos used campaign funds to pay for OnlyFans, Botox, Sephora
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kamala appoints republican eli warren for secretary of the treasury
Kamala Harris says she would appoint a Republican to her Cabinet.
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mexico used to be able to own texas. now it can’t. because of Polk.
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tonight is the night where minnesota republicans nominate their sacrificial lamb to be slaughtered by THE amy klobuchar
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morgan wallen is in jail. our communities and ears are safer now. 🙏
Morgan Wallen arrested in Nashville for allegedly throwing a chair off the roof of a bar.
The chair landed just feet from several police officers who were standing in front of the business at the time.
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nice families on their way to the nats game when there’s a carly rae jepsen concert
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i still know what you did
Katy Perry endorses Kamala Harris by resharing an edit of her set to “Woman’s World.”
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“what are her policies?” they say to kamala as trump is on his 18th rant about the late great hannibal lecter
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probably the most devastating comment i’ve ever received on grindr
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this barbie does not think that brett kavanugh will overturn roe
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maggie hassan does this and nobody blinks an eye but when queer icon george anthony devolder santos does this you say “who’s baby is that?”
Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH) votes "aye" while holding a baby ...
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george santos leaving his office after being expelled because he was the most chaotic member of the house
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too cringe for nyc, too based for LA, just miserable enough for washington dc
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Kamala Harris will build a Tatte on the national mall with MANY wall plugs
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dem comms staffer
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jd vance: “we have radical childless leaders in this country”
also jd vance when the child tax credit comes up for a vote:
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SCREAMING
Former President Trump responds to Kristi Noem killing dog: "We all have bad weeks"
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inshallah
Mitch McConnell says he worries that Democrats, if they win this election, will nuke the filibuster and make DC and Puerto Rico states, then set their sights on the Supreme Court.
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@ifiletufollorun
she has a BS in health administration and runs a foundation to open assisted living facilities!
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al green coming in last minute to block the mayorkas impeachment straight from surgery (2024; colorized)
Texas Rep. Al Green, unexpectedly wheeled in wearing hospital scrubs and no shoes after surgery, tipped the scale to BLOCK the impeachment of Homeland Security Sec. Alejandro Mayorkas.
Wow.
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Guys be like “dc isn't ready for us” as if dc has never seen 4 uga grads starting at a back bencher republican office who are all under 5’10"
Guys be like “new york isn't ready for us” as if new york has never seen 4 upenn grads starting at jp morgan who are all under 5’10"
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conservatives can’t participate in brat summer. i hope this helps!
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how can we get a tatte there
The side of planet Earth we aren't used to seeing.
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the morality of jobs in dc ranges between: barista or benito mussolini’s dog walker
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hey
@Chilis
there are several new open commercial real estate options in dc ❤️
BREAKING: "They said that they were told that all foxtrot stores were closing immediately"
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used to be able to have environmental regulations. now you can’t. because of koch.
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gonna do this with my tatte in the potomac
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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nobody:
gay conservatives when nikki haley only wants to MODERATELY oppress them:
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“a lot of people in this pub are gay” i said at the Little Gay Pub
“A lot of journalists in this room are Black,” Trump said at the National Association Black Journalist Convention.
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imagine your spotify wrapped saying you listen to music like you’re in albany new york. i’d cry.
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when republican staffers like my tweets like we are on the same page
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@JasmineForUS
strikes back at marjorie taylor greene after mtg made an awful remark about crockett’s appearance.
“somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body”
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democratic party is the party of wholesome fathers
The belt loop phone holster stays on while speaking at the DNC. Legend.
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which is a greater detriment to public safety in dc: self driving cars with questionable safety mechanics or the average maryland driver?
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@Waymo
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@DDOTDC
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#dctraffic
#selfdrivingcar
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i wish we could vote people out of dc like in survivor. like i wanna have a tribal council meeting and pick someone to send to virginia.
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