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Yes, sir — I can boogie.

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Joined May 2009
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Fun in the sun w/ @trekbeb
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9 months
Every week I’m unsure if they’ll be able to top the last one, but damn. That was a perfect episode from start to finish. #TheTraitorsUS
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@planetbrad
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11 months
Hard not to take it personally after making it to the finals for several jobs and they choose someone else each and every time. Then another hiring manager reached back out to me not 48 hrs after she eliminated me from the pool of candidates. Unfortunately, I had time today. 🫠
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@planetbrad
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1 year
Happy 1 year sober from booze to me 🗣️
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@planetbrad
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1 year
Happy Father’s Day to my father figures, @trekbeb & @trekpup 👨‍👨‍👦
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8 months
@Jordanbloked @alex_abads Thankfully, the original is still better
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10 months
@gay__baby @fagtwigs The cards don’t lie
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11 months
@PTSD_papi Same! 😅
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5 months
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@Safeerah11
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Guys who can pull off a buzzcut have an insane face card
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9 months
@princekendalll Kinda sounds like Marcel the Shell (complimentary)
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2 years
In heading to a family/friend event, my mom said it wouldn’t hurt to “conform” once in awhile (dressing more conservative.) I said that I would when they actually come to a Pride event or vote in my best interest. That shut her up
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@planetbrad
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1 year
The Yellowjackets opening credits stay on during sex
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11 months
@AidenTyler I made sure it wasn’t just to her inbox 🙈
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4 months
@RhodeToLove Isn’t she bisexual
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2 years
She is up, showered, and ready for Day 3 before the other campers! Couldn’t wait for the sleeping beauties.
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5 months
@broiledcrawfish Need her on The Traitors though
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@planetbrad
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11 months
At this point, I’m about to say fuck it and reenlist in the military
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Hi
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@planetbrad
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10 years
"The crow flies straight, a perfect line. On the devil's path, until you die." I GET IT NOW. Beautiful series finale, @sutterink . 👏 #SOA
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6 months
@iamchriscoro Okay, have fun in your moist terrarium
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2 months
@xkcvr4pxhr @EBBMpodcast It’s very well known to be about Dave Coulier
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11 months
@capnluuis She said she remembers now having a great convo with me, but she took the steps to make sure auto-emails aren’t sent out anymore and apologized profusely
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@DeAngelisCorey Seth Rose, I love your work
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4 months
@shivroywife Nepo babies are indie???
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4 months
@urdadssidepiece Just wash your underwear
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6 months
A guy, in the year 2024, sent me a message on The Apps™ saying I’m too feminine and he only wants masc for masc, so I sent a long voice message cackling and at the end switched to The House Bunny demon voice “I’ll show you masc for masc, bitch!” I’ve never been blocked so fast.
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@planetbrad
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2 years
@SalinaEstitties Now do Survivor
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23 days
@x6ixx_ @clubclemoy @SheaCoulee You’re just engagement farming and pay for Twitter like a loser
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@planetbrad
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2 years
The Barbie movie will own my ass 🥳
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2 years
Me to my crush
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11 months
The private QT is sending me
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6 months
Final interview today 👀🤞🏼
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5 months
Gonna be the most fabulous Uncle at my niece’s dance recital in my Loewe sunglasses (thanks to daddy @trekpup )
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2 years
More fun in the sun w/ @trekbeb
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2 years
Fun in the sun w/ @trekbeb
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@planetbrad
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2 years
@RPinHD Why do I have to search for The Challenge (when it was good)? Why do to have to look for older seasons of RR/RW? And why are we not streaming Room Raiders or Singled Out?!
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5 months
Being lazy on the couch watching this messy ass season of #SellingTheOC is what Sundays are made for
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1 year
@pattykkot Money please 🫴🏼
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Me after two weeks back in the gym: now I remember why y’all are always horny
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4 months
I’m sorry but 5 separate twinks fainting during Jojo Siwa’s set at Chicago Pridefest is so funny to me. Drink water!
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@planetbrad
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2 years
My relocation to Chicago is finally getting worked up the management chain for approvals!
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9 months
@alex_abads I thought I was the only one that cringes at “casted”
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Did I douche for nothing? A saga
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@planetbrad
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11 months
Me applying for jobs on LinkedIn:
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@planetbrad
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2 years
I was more happy in life across the board when I was broke and working at a donut shop in Chicago. Now, I’m in Corporate America and have to mentally prepare myself for every day.
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Sometimes I think about how I used to be so shy on the dance floor, which is so dumb, because who gives a fuck
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@planetbrad
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9 years
@shondarhimes @EllenPompeo I agree w/ Ellen, but this still doesn't explain why PD didn't have a going away party & DS died among strangers
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@planetbrad
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1 year
@ariamt_ @RocketDaGreat Right, like — the same European leg that sat down for all of the concerts, or?
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2 months
@OhItsRyan @trashpopsong She didn’t have those things when she started or blew up. She has them now because of her status
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11 months
@loseely @ihatejoelkim If it’s a service dog, why is it wearing a pink rainbow harness and not their service harness?
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4 years
Hello
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@planetbrad
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6 months
Everyone clasp our hands together and hope that I get this job today, because if I don’t, I’m going to fucking scream 🫶🏼🥰
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Hello, my edible kicked in while getting my vacation hair cut
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1 month
I will forever think of RuPaul whenever anyone talks about fracking
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@planetbrad
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2 years
@slayonetta But he’s like, supporting us Daniel!
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4 years
@stephenossola What’s this about Urie?
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Y’all…I went on ONE date with this dude in my building, we’ve exchanged a few texts with four days max in between…I come home from the gym and THIS is on my door…call 911
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@planetbrad
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2 years
@megasound8000 @PureGlimmer86 I mean, it’s just the gay version of sport seasons at this point
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1 year
@WandasAttorney @spncrd @JohnnySobczak This isn’t 1589, people have sex
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@planetbrad
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1 year
Yeah, so, people want new stories. Not some slapped together franchise that quickly lost the plot after Endgame
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1 year
‘TALK TO ME’ earns $4.1M in the film’s domestic opening day on a $4.5M budget. Read our review:
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@planetbrad
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9 years
Oddly, I feel very bad for Penny right now. She did everything she could to save Derek. #GreysAnatomy
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4 months
If I was Biden right now after that Supreme Court ruling, I would issue an immediate executive order that convincted felons can’t run for President. But, here we are…
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@planetbrad
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5 months
Moving back to Chicago right before IML and also the entirety of Summer 2024 is very iconic of me
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11 months
@KrissyInColor @loseely @ihatejoelkim Regardless, nobody would know it’s a service dog with a sparkly harness. Especially a 3 year old child.
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@planetbrad
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1 year
Pup vs papa 🐾
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@planetbrad
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1 year
@bilatinchris @ApexLon This didn’t age well at all:
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𝖈𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓🦇
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gonna be a slut for halloween
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@satansbloodlust @optmal_ @CensoredLeak The Hollywood Walk of Fame is in Hollywood, CA
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5 months
Omw to Chicago, this time as a resident (again).
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1 year
@OhItsRyan This is why Omarosa didn’t want her on Celebrity Big Brother
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1 year
@fortodrink Not me accidentally clicking this at family breakfast right when it says “flap my bussy lips down to the Cracker Barrel”
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@planetbrad
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4 years
Vader and I have been lounging all weekend and it’s been much needed
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@planetbrad
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10 years
Apparently, @RomyMichele starts streaming tomorrow on #Netflix , so bye life
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@planetbrad
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11 months
One would think that the amount of shit I’ve endured this year would turn me back to alcohol, but I’m really proud of myself for persevering despite it all. Small miracles.
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@planetbrad
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2 years
I’d rather delete Instagram than deal with another day of the glitch forcing me to watch peoples stories from the very beginning
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6 months
@desivirgil They’re both witches
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11 months
If there’s one thing I’m gonna do in Michigan, it’s suck dick in a public space
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11 months
@ogbellafahmi Sad for me, happy for you
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6 months
@BrendanOde Art probably wipes his ass though
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9 months
Me high as hell waiting for my Five Guys burger and fries
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9 months
Can someone get Jo Koy off the stage #GoldenGlobes
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@planetbrad
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6 months
She sounds like she’s excited to tell us on Tuesday morning, March 29th, she’ll be performing for the first time ever in a special concert in San Francisco’s historic Castro District on Good Morning America and she promises it’ll be a morning to remember
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Taylor Swift in new promotional video for Spotify.
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3 years
@perksofbeingHC She’s also anti-vax, but ironically had to get it to be on the show.
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Tyler Lyons
3 years
For those who don't know, Tori is extremely antivax. I removed her as a FB friend because some of the things she's posted at the height of the pandemic, & tags by her dad are extremely disturbing. Really not a fan of #Survivor giving people like this a platform. #Survivor42
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@planetbrad
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1 year
Baby, I served c*nt and my country over 10 years ago, so this isn’t anything new! Stay mad or enlist yourself. I’ll think of you when I get my free meals on Veteran’s Day 🪭🇺🇸
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U.S. Army soldiers dress up as drag queens while wearing uniform. As previously reported, the Navy also hired a drag queen to help with recruitment. Our enemies are laughing at us.
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If y’all don’t look good in a cowboy hat, just say that! Not me though, stay safe xx
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@alex_abads
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the worst gay men you know will be in cowboy hats until 2025
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@planetbrad
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2 years
We’re having a #Scream party and I’m being Jennifer Jolie from Scream 3 🔪
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@planetbrad
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10 years
The host of #AnarchyAfterword is probably the worst host to ever be chosen. He has no personality 😂
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside
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Michelle Pfizer
2 years
Your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside
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@planetbrad
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4 months
@slayonetta I have a vendetta against those TERF ass lesbians now
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4 years
I sent this to all of my Republican family members 😇
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1 year
@doucett3 @weekend3warrior Nope, she’s reacting to a smelly, annoying man that’s in her face
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@planetbrad
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Why would you smol bean homophobic tenderqueers go anywhere, much less a queer *kink* event, without doing a crumb of research on what you’re getting into? This is a rhetorical question btw.
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@dogmadeath
SERCY ✦
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anyway, i'm glad folsom is a thing, idk the lore behind it that much and it's not my thing but i'm glad it's a thing out there. it would've been much more my thing if it had more open unabashed sex rather than this weird middle ground where security gets called on raw emotions
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@planetbrad
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2 years
Worry about your creepy husband, @JCMoonves ! Better get your ass on Indeed after this flop season #BB24
@Variety
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‘Big Brother’s’ Julie Chen Urges ‘Hypocrite’ Fans Not to ‘Judge’ Contestants Using Microagressions Against Taylor Hale
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@planetbrad
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11 months
@AFOtter41 @biglypuff2 That part. And the funny thing about this app is that people see one thing and think it’s a common occurrence as if I’m firing off emails back to recruiters like this every day. Multiple things can be true at once; unprofessional is unprofessional. Had nothing to lose!
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@planetbrad
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Vader begs to differ!
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GAYS. DO. NOT. HAVE. CUTE. DOGS.
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