Phai Huynh🏁
@phai_huynh
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I'm just your ordinary guy trying to live an extraordinary life.
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@deathwokcIan
@madeleinemua
A PB&C sandwich would be safer than this jungle juice concoction.
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@SwagIsLoading
@_TheShawn
Me: “It could never work between us.”
Her: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Okay, maybe it can work.”
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@MediumSizeMeech
She also made the dancers walk uptown to the Bronx and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
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@ib_2cute
@Talk_2_Em_Chris
Serve it was a refreshing beverage of “grass-fed cow’s nectar.”
Waiter comes out with a glass of 2% milk.
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@tweetsbyharoldr
@19Phranchize
Maury: “Mary, we had Joseph take a DNA test and here are the results.
In the case of one month old Jesus Christ, the DNA test showed that Joseph...
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@nuffsaidny
That hiss you hear in the McDonald’s Sprite isn’t carbonation bubbles.
It’s acid.
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@kdsmith___
@_amburgerrr
We really want to be oppress so bad for being asked to stay indoors for a few months.
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@ZachSmith_220
@Eslawal
I will never forget Kelly Rowland trying to use Microsoft Excel in order to send a text.
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@almost0jake
@K_LEO1
@bryantfaith_
Students: “Mrs. Williams, can we please get your autograph?”
Her:
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@LL__Cool__Dre
@CHASINGR8NSS
Some unlucky dude just taking a walk in the park and minding his business:
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@SleddyNYC
@ATLBlackStar
Listening to LL Cool J makes me want to become a better man and a better lover. That’s why I have to listen to Future to balance things out.
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@hotoffIine
Lol, the reporter is giving me the energy of the student in school who ask the teacher, “But you haven’t ask us to turn in our homework yet” vibes.
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@theleagueent191
@___diggy
Interesting. Most people go to Target to buy one or two specific items but walk out buying a whole new house interior design set.
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@_uKnwWhyImHere_
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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@DontLeaveCrumbs
@kalzingis
If the country were to go bankrupt tomorrow, I doubt it would have 6 months worth of expenses saved up in it’s savings account.
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@JustinTarnation
The three dudes’ reactions when she was making those licking/sucking noises.
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@SylviaObell
Hide off to go use the bathroom and watch the video with someone standing outside as the lookout.
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@DeionHD
We met on a giant cruise ship. I drew a nude portrait painting of her as a gift.
Midway through, our ship sank because it hit an iceberg.
She pulled me up on piece of wood that acted as a raft and told me to never let go.
Her name was Rose...
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@tredub727
@WorldWideWob
Flagrant 4 right there. Worthy of jail time and forced to listen to bad SoundCloud rapper’s mixtape while in prison.
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@ItsMysteryTea
@ajplus
The war on drugs is a joke. Government is okay with you using their drugs. Meanwhile, folks are imprisoned for selling and having marijuana in their possession but now we have legal weed distillery?
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@NELSONBOY_7
@reedamyia_
If she showered and whatnot, I’m going to lick that balloon knot.
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@linzba
@GftdGoddesses
The majority of Asian household.
It’s just more convenient when you make a whole batch for the day and have it on warm.
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@lovedoveclarke
Having Twitter available during the American Civil War and WW1/WW2 would’ve been insane.
It’s always been this way. It’s just presented differently is all.
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@Wells4TheWin
@Willbsuccessful
So proud of the girl who stepped in and stopped the Michelin Man from attacking the Muslim girl.
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@DangItLee
I don’t know why she’s hating from outside the dealership when she can’t even get in because she’s living out of her car.
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@LJones0702
All fun and games until you’re one slip and fall away from bussing to concussing.
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@IDaniellel
Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state.
Roll my weed on that head, that's a Head of State.
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@Sheer__Opulence
It’s her body so she’s more than welcome to wear whatever she wants.
Why wouldn’t you want your girl to be comfortable in her own skin?
You know what you signed up for when you date a really attractive woman.
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@1800cyy
Kewchie has been marinating over night and is about to fall off the bone in the morning.
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@ItShouldBeFree
@ChiaraLaNegra
Money is a social construct. None of our coins/money bills are worth what they cost.
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@Charles_Zim
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@StarkTTT
“Nurse, would you come in here please? Billy is getting his ass whooped in some street hoops.
I need a witness!”
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@reallaval
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Future and Lori looking at the condoms and birth control pills on the table:
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@ByeFlawl3ss
Tell me you peaked in high school without telling me you peaked in high school.
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@kittykatlyss
If you can’t pay for drinks and her Uber in the morning, then perhaps you shouldn’t be focusing on dating in the first place.
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@hangwiththeapes
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Absolutely agree.
I’m a firm believer that there is somebody out there for everyone.
If we like you, we embrace everything about you and the things you consider flaws.
However, if you put ketchup directly on your fries instead of on the side, that’s a major red flag.
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