Dr. Hard Guy
@Eslawal
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Joined November 2012
Y’all be saying Santorini, Bali and shit. Mine is Japan. I want to experience some technological real life anime shit.
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Besides "Hello" how do you answer your phone??📞.
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@OliLondonTV 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this keeps getting interesting. We will wake up one day where people will start identifying as animals and will fight landlords because animals don’t pay rent🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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10 year old me using Encarta and feeling an award winning scientist.
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Why is Kylie Jenner your role model as a 26yr old Northern Nigerian lady?.
I want to hear men’s icks too😂😂.
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Took my oath as a certified Doctor today🎉. I wish my colleagues and I success🙏🏽
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My crush just tweeted about finding men that can drive attractive. I don’t really like to brag on this app but watch this.
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Nigeria is deeply concerned about the Human Rights violation and intolerance in the US. We are closely monitoring the situation.
The mass shooting in Nashville yesterday is the 129th mass shooting in the US so far this year. 6 people including 3 children killed the shooter captured here on CCTV. That’s a rate of 1.4 mass shootings per day in the US in 2023.
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I want Dangote to open filling stations even if it’s 3 per state(senatorial zones) to sell fuel so as to shake these evil marketers and NNPC. The evil tbey’ve done to us is enough.
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Me in Lagos Port pretending to be fish before I find a cargo ship that’s heading to UK
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I’m losing interest in everything man.
How’s Adulthood going?.
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Sleep 10pm, set an alarm for 3am, tell Allah about all your problems and pray for solutions/mercy, set another alarm for 5am for subh in case you go back to sleep. In sha Allah everything will be fine. May Allah make it easy on us ameen.
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@king_fahima @ZairianKing This is what you do if you see a snake around the neck of your mum.
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What the hell are the going to do with guns? Shoot me because I’m not using the seatbelt? What is wrong with this country?.
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@Jdogg0705 @salazar_seth @Bestboiking @Maaliik3 @xsyedz @iamgezel_ @sunnyarkade I want to know the location of your lab.
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The smell of sand when it’s raining somewhere close.
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This is actually what is going on in the North. People are being killed everyday like it’s nothing. It’s so sad. No ones deserves to go through this. #EndNorthBanditryNow
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Bro, If she’s married, leave her alone no matter how close you were with her. I don’t think you want your wife to be having male besties and I also don’t think your mum have male besties.
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Everyone commenting why I need a white skin or I’m a dead man with this case💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣.
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“Imagine fajr with your spouse here”
Romantic Muslim twitter can imagine rubbish.
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This is the real prayer. I pray we get married to people that will make us better and also make them better as well amen.
My wife has upgraded my life in every possible way.
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I don’t know about y’all but it’s not knowing ishobete that vexed me the most.
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Wai daman anko turanci ne?😭😭😭.
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Everyone is struggling to enter Jannah and you're trying so hard to be accepted and appreciated by kafirs.
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A twitter ne zakaga muslumi dan musulmi jikan musulmi yana jayayya da hadisi da ayar Allah. Sai a nuna masa aya shi kuma yana kawo nasa opinion din. Shi musulunci is perfect baya buqatar opinion dinka. Gaskiya daya ce. A tuba komawa Allah ko a daku a gobe qiyama.
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Islam is perfect. No amount of good english, example or opinion will come close to what’s already in Qur’an and Hadith. Just give up in whatever you’re trying to do. Go back to Qur’an and Hadith for your facts, it’s not that hard.
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