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sic (sic) to death of my presence on twtr being completely throttled. this is now a bitter pedant account. btw, it’s “people who…”, not “people that” (sic)
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i was born on this independence day in 1952. once you've done the math, can i get a resounding "NOICE!"?
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Val Kilmer b. 1959.12.31 favourite film?
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Tombstone
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Top Gun: Maverick
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True Romance
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stop using the word "nil". it means nothing to me.
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John Fogerty b. 1945.05.28 fave CCR hit?
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Bad Moon Rising
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Fortunate Son
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Proud Mary
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so, we’ve never done a professional family portrait for christmas- does the photographer bring the assault weapons, or…?
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@silentkil_er
a teapot. i 🇨🇦 was shocked to read a statistic that only half of US homes have one 😬
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Greta Thunberg and Kyle Rittenhouse were born on the same day in 2003.
best argument against astrology i've ever heard
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i'll mutter my disapproval at all of you simultaneously. it's called multi-tsking.
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Jack Lemmon b. 1925.02.08 favourite role?
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Days of Wine and Roses
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Glengarry Glen Ross
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The Odd Couple
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Kiefer Sutherland 🇨🇦 b. 1966.12.21 favourite work?
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Caine Mutiny Crt-Martial
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Stand By Me
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Alice Cooper b. 1947.02.04 fave hit?
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I’m Eighteen
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No More Mr. Nice Guy
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School’s Out
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it’s friday, but also our 39th wedding anniversary, so it’ll be fish ‘n’ chips from the good place, not the cheaper one.
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i didn’t know pulling it would ruin my entire cardigan
- a thread
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my UK cousin has suffered catastrophic side effects from the vaccine. she’s in an Oxford coma.
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imagine how much more fun they’d be having at home in the wild
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i'm a writer, and it's a popular trope, but please don't denigrate me for only using two fingers on the keyboard. it's stereotyping.
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single-word answer only: what colour is obsidian?
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Neil Diamond b. 1941.01.24 fave hit?
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Solitary Man
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Sweet Caroline
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Yu Don’t Bring Me Flowers
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on the eve of my 70th birthday, can i get one last resounding “NOICE!” from y’all? 69 was grand. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
(please RT for fun) xo
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i always make dinner reservations under the name “Donner” and arrive early to sit in the bar and wait for the announcement “Donner Party of four…Donner Party!”
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“Sorry, but i’m not going to apologize for being canadian.”
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mock turtlenecks, because what else would you do?
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if anyone talked to me the way i talk to myself, i'd have to kick their ass.
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if you saw Shania’s outfit on the red carpet tonight - on behalf of all canadians - i am truly sorry.
i won’t post a pic - you’re welcome.
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omygod we’ve finished watching series four of the Crown, and series five isn’t happening ‘til November. i really hope Charles and Diana sort themselves out.
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@varindersingh24
Burn After Reading, playing a magnificent doofus. Malkovitch punching him in the nose is a glorious moment.
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“Giuliani had a heart attack-ack-ack-ack?”
“You oughta know by now.”
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@BizSuperstar
@ThatEricAlper
i can see the house where Mr. Lightfoot grew up from my front window.
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psst sharks don’t “infest” waters - they happen to live there 🦈
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i am the typo person who never needs to proof my tweets.
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@ThatEricAlper
"it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, and the major lift..."
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i may never be blue-check verified, but i'm two-dose vaxified!
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every time you don’t bother the waitress with your ridiculous requests, a customer gets their wings
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the secret to understanding canadians lies in sussing the subtle-but-crucial difference between "yeah, no" and "no, yeah".
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HaPpY hAlLoWe’En from Max of Hobbiton and his Grandalf (the Very Grey)
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hey Texas! you got anything this big?
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teach a man to fish
and he’ll be out of your hair for days at a time
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so i’m seventy. feels like i have a milestone around my neck.
what?
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i was hoping to get through september without turning the furnace on, but then i said to myself, i said “fuck your arbitrary rules”, like the cozy warm rebel i am.
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we decided not to risk death-by-blizzard, even though we’re missing this.
please stay safe, friends. HaPpY cHrIsTmAs! 🌲❤️💚
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