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Pat Halms
2 years
@dzerzhinksy @BeschlossDC "Taken at night" is not the same as "photo shopped" (sic)
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1 year
@tonyposnanski @native_ace @BleacherReport @mollyhc Are you sure he didn't "Scott's Tots" them
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2 years
@brokebackUSA @LogCabinGOP He was reading a speech he'd never seen before to a "gala" whose purpose he never even asked. The second he was done he went back to his room, tucked into a Big Mac, and forgot any of it ever happened.
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1 year
@HodgkinsonJohn @AdrianEdmondson So 25 hours a week *outside* of school hours to fulfill the duties of the job? That's absolutely not typical.
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1 year
@basedNickDags @RonFilipkowski You're joking, right? One has a doctorate, one's literally intellectually disabled
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2 years
@GigEmThax @barstoolsports You have an interesting definition of "sad"
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2 years
@BipolarBearDick @D_Kuehn And in 2022, people still didn't know that the parties essentially switched names around the turn on the century
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2 years
@exiled_aussie @theserfstv Why the fuck would Pelosi want to publish video of himself getting whacked in the head, when the only people who want to see it are idiots like you? They played it in court, everyone who needs to see it has seen it
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2 years
@OzraeliAvi Do you think they didn't know that they had a choice? He's the Governor of their fucking state and he's telling them to take their masks off... and that they "don't do anything," which every rational adult knows is complete bullshit.
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2 years
@nerdypursuit @Politics_Polls @Ipsos @FiveThirtyEight Still glad to see him polling above Bernie
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2 years
@PoliticalSmoke1 @mmpadellan He was credibly charged with raping a 13 year old girl
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2 years
@szjugg @Cobratate @GretaThunberg I think most people would agree that being happier and well respected by intelligent people would come ahead of net worth. Thunberg's got both of those over Tate in spades
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2 years
@cole_devito @POTUS You speak for a fraction of America that gets smaller every day
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2 years
#Patriots would be winning by 21 by now if zappe had started
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2 years
@ScrubbyTrader It's a kid in a tub, dipshit. Keep your fucked up fantasies to yourself
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2 years
@njbritton @Mitchell_Goth @Politics_Polls @InsiderAdv @theamgreatness Just like most Presidents at this point in their term. Look it up
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11 months
@Palmierijoe13 @KyleBrandt "I know he’s 39 that’s old in football but in life 39 is not that old" Yeah - but he plays football
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2 years
@JoyceWhiteVance The best part of this is that she says it like there's no question who would win that fight
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1 year
@susanlyons @SportsCenter Oh nonsense, he had the same space that was there when he jumped
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2 years
@kitty_kat_lik @G735Mikey @bennyjohnson I know it's weird to see a Presidential couple who actually care about each other
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11 months
@lolareuforreal @tradexlnc @stoolpresidente @sallysapizza @OneBiteFest What, burnt to a crisp pizza? Have had it unfortunately
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2 years
@Tanyusha0820 @RisetteMD Hope he's masking - my whole family masks indoors in public and none of us have got it yet. Three's bad but four's worse
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2 years
@sublimepilgrim I got my kid's school to put air filters in all of his classrooms. Tooks 2-1/2 months and a doctor's note but it worked
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2 years
@StripesBball @TheSoundOfEco @Independent I'd want to wear a hazmat suit if I had to stand near Ron DeSantis.
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2 years
@mmmashir0 @shirtsthtgohard Apparently you missed the fact that "day" is singular, which makes it awesome
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2 years
@JaredYamamoto @GeorgiaDemocrat @GaRepublicans @HerschelWalker @ReverendWarnock I'm just laughing at this guy and his thinly veiled outrage that there are no white candidates
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1 year
@BasedSavannah @Skate_Life97 @MaximusPublius @HansMahncke @JackPosobiec Please cite the allocated funds from that bill that didn't accomplish what they were meant to. I'll wait right here
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1 year
@TrappedInATruck @cons_seetheing @Jason_Aldean What the fuck does that last sentence even mean?
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2 years
@gtconway3d She'll never have a Hyperloop station named after her, that's for sure
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1 year
@MpMcguire @BGWritesStuff Once a racist piece of shit, always a racist piece of shit
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2 years
@mmmashir0 @shirtsthtgohard So I take it your kid knows that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a website
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2 years
@MattSchultz13 @Yankees "Cheaters in the World Series, eh?" No, the Yankees lost
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9 months
@sosew92 @RNCResearch Yeah it's so weird that the fucking transportation secretary for the entire US makes a decent salary
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1 year
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2 years
@LaCanucks @Yankees Cool so they're in the world series right?
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1 year
@JBurnaBTNH @BrookeGrimsley @minakimes @WhitlockJason What's plausible is that he slipped because he's casually racist in real life and let his on-air guard down for a second. I'd even go with "extremely probable"
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2 years
@jro7010 @AaronTex67 @Gregory00252849 @joncoopertweets "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." I'm not sure which part of that is confusing to you. Jefferson referred to the clause as a "wall of separation between the church and state." Does that help, or is it too "oversimplified?"
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2 years
@RJ4arizona @lanae2022 @KariLakeWarRoom Pro tip: most educated adults don't use the term "haters"
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2 years
@cataleast @chasg76 @briantylercohen @adidas Could be a mutual non-disparagement agreement that they never thought would be an issue. Contracts can have all kinds of crazy shit in them.
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2 years
@jalencbeeks @2ndMilkAfrica Homophobic troglodyte
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1 year
@BostonBaked0420 @TitleTalkTCL @_ChrisCurtis Then why would he name an Asian woman whose nipples he's never seen?
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11 months
@Theycallmethor @TotaLinsanity1 @SpyroKush Yeah because everyone knows 39 year olds heal faster than 22 year olds 🙄
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2 years
@marknorm "well, that and I couldn't act my way out of a paper bag"
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2 years
@hypomanicII @1goodtern The dementia they manifest 20 years early isn't going to care what they wanted to keep secret.
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1 year
@elle_kaye11 @DeborahBaigrie @GovRonDeSantis He hasn't done jack shit and I'm pretty sure you know that.
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1 year
@HowardA_AtLaw Stop conflating "aging" with getting horrible plastic surgery
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2 years
@WCVB He might be able to play better if he took that weird rubber mask off
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Pat Halms
9 months
@JasonWGeorge Everything you're saying should only give comfort to a tiny percentage of SAG members. Background actors are going to be replaced aggressively by AI, because it's cheap, and they don't need you to do it. My uncle Frank will let himself be scanned for $100.
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1 year
@BasedSavannah @Skate_Life97 @MaximusPublius @HansMahncke @JackPosobiec 🙄 Do you honestly think nonsense like this makes you look any less idiotic for calling out a supposed Dem failing, but not being able to give one single example?
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Pat Halms
2 years
@exiled_aussie @theserfstv They showed the video in court but they didn't send it to some fucknut on Twitter, poor you Enjoy your shitty life of being angry at everything
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Pat Halms
2 years
. @michaelianblack 's bit about Mountain Dew tonight was the funniest goddamn thing I've heard in a very long time. Top to bottom hilarious set. See him if/when you can
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11 months
@umlaut @stoolpresidente One of the most respected food authors in the world, I'm sure he's very distraught that a demographic that lives on kraft mac and cheese and energy drinks is mad at him
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1 year
@cheryleliz @tye1138 @bennyjohnson No they wouldn't, they're up 30% since September dummy
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2 years
@shirtsthtgohard This guy's from Texas? That's a pretty big glass house he's living in
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8 months
@JJ7854 @realannapaulina For loaning his kid and brother money? OH MY GOD THE HORROR
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11 months
@LakeWobegonMan @Acyn There's no "this" to go away. They won't even hold a vote on holding an impeachment inquiry because they know it won't pass. This is just Gaetz and his fellow idiots wasting everyone's time
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2 years
@longmaureen1950 @Saralily24 No vaccine "prevents" the thing it targets, you simpleton
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1 year
@LawDogsMoon1 @Scotchmull55 @barstoolsports We sure as fuck see race in this. White guys acting like this while cops stand by doing nothing is pretty fucking remarkable
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2 years
@JudicialWatch @TomFitton Is this guy supposed to be some kind of comedian or something
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1 year
@jeanpartington3 @MakisMD Read the article genius. It says that she had a pre-existing blood condition that caused clots.
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2 years
@Jillsomebody @1goodtern Get a restraining order
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1 year
The interesting thing is that the guy I was responding to hasn't even disputed that his wife's experience is atypical. Because it demonstrably is atypical.
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2 years
@monodevice Because most jocks have the emotional maturity of a ten year old
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1 year
@ArturoInti @1funmumm @MakisMD This guy fell off a balcony.
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8 months
@BlueMeanieBWO "shop exclusive merch" 🤣
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2 years
@Dannyobing @MtgsAdamsApple @GOP Anywhere if you're not an unemployed hillbilly
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2 years
@KidRock Let me know when Depp acknowledges your existence - definitely not holding my breath
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2 years
@Barebeautybody That's the stupidest election-related take I've ever heard
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2 years
@Dannyobing @MtgsAdamsApple @GOP Yeah, it's so bad that you have to clumsily fabricate statistics 🤣
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2 years
@luvretirement @atrupar Warnock won, no recount possible. Go to bed
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1 year
@BurrowToBoyd He held him earlier in the same play
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2 years
@GDash134_ @R_Thompson15 Gee, there are lots of shitty homophobes in this country? You don't say. Also tons of racists and pedophiles, by your logic that's all A-OK
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2 years
@Castellani2014 This whole thing is delivered in a tone that implies that we should know who the hell you are
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2 years
@JackPosobiec Yeah, that looks like a real collection of rocket scientists
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2 years
@seantc414 @MarkHamill Hard to achieve such a perfect blend of disgusting and pathetic but you succeeded - for once in your life
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2 years
@BrotherDoubleM It's so sad that you've never experienced a non-faked female orgasm
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2 years
@schjimsu @dzerzhinksy @BeschlossDC This picture was tweeted out by press secretary Stephanie Grisham. So talk to her about how it's "fake"
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1 year
@fuzzyfromyt That wasn't even close to 104
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11 months
@twinforces @stoolpresidente Thanks for letting us know
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2 years
@PazzoArrabbiata @CJ3881 @munakadri @Mommy2bS Our school system had more cases the week after rescinding their mask mandate than they had in other week prior by *triple*, and went on to beat that for several weeks following. The implication that masks don't work is absolutely asinine.
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1 year
@ryanstrug @Addo_Man @MattWalshBlog Funny how we call lying "clarifying" now
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11 months
@OneBiteFest "We're too cheap to rent tents"
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1 year
@GaelenBet @JustVent6 @TomBrady Given that her net worth is 3x his and she got custody of the kids, I'd say she did
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1 year
@Patriots @MacJones_10 Less talking, more not sucking
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2 years
@VaultedPolitics It was a reasonable question
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11 months
@dead_che @demillz84 @Acyn So you don't know. Thanks for playing
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1 year
@harleyhil56 @jacksonhinklle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goddamn I can't believe this site is free
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2 years
@JonathonFergus1 @RexChapman @georgehahn It wasn't a joke about a medical condition, he basically called her a hot bald woman
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1 year
@DorisB2022 @TuckerCarlson Because he could only find 5 minutes out of the 41000 hours that didn't totally destroy his narrative
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2 years
@Dannyobing @MtgsAdamsApple @GOP You have to be fucking kidding me. You live in Alabama, spell like a second grader, and are mocking your superiors for "living off the government"? Fucking sit down, Cletus
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2 years
@Lost_Nickel @luckytran I'm guessing you didn't have everyone test first. The government will send you free tests for that.
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2 years
@peteholmes Great show, now can you please return my check
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