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#1 Dark Souls II girlie. Bachelor’s in international affairs, Master's in library and information science. Sci-fi and fantasy enthusiast.
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@whoreby_parker
Real. I had one cashier the other day look at my bulb of garlic, shrug confusedly, and throw it in my bag without charging me because I don’t think he knew what raw garlic fucking looked like.
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@whocouldleave
So now holding up a flag is more important to y’all than just being good to people and including them—actually being an ally over performative shit? It stinks in here.
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Ellen should just host every single event on television until the end of time.
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@ConorMODonovan
Imagine dunking on people for this when the actual originals aren't as accessible.
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@mashiseung
I don't know how to tell you this, but people are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want with their own money. Hope that helps.
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@renegadeapostle
So weird that everyone that had a hard-on for hating Austin’s performance is somehow able to tell this from a short trailer! We’re not watching the same thing, apparently.
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You wrote a thread that long without even having seen the film? Girl, bye. What.
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Idea: a dinosaur-themed Mexican restaurant called Rex Mex.
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@JosefCookz
“Bumping that” could refer to bumping loud music, dipshit. That’s a more common usage to literally 99% of people that aren’t druggie losers.
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@jasminericegirl
Except a lot of them feel lonely and alienated because they're toxic narcissists.
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Me realizing that today may have been the last time Adam Driver wears the Kylo Ren costume: ✌🏻🚬🚀⚰️
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Slap bracelets will continue to amuse me for the rest of my life.
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@blondecoppola
The way I stanned his band for years in high school/college, saw them live, like, 15 times and got to hug him. Iconic of me tbh.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Matty getting an article that long about him in The New Yorker is actually a really big fucking deal in terms of cultural relevance.
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How anyone could actually enjoy mango is absolutely beyond me.
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@ManyATrueNerd
That comment sounds like they offered you a harem while you were at The Greenbrier and you were just like, 'ok, but that's the ONLY reason I'm going to play your game'.
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@NicoleArbour
Do you really think someone would allow themselves to be quoted to THAT extent if they were lying about you? Please.
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@UNITEMARIAHS
I'm just glad he's reading real books instead of manga, which is more than a lot of 30-year-old men can say.
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@sarahhollowell
Honestly, the only thing that actually helped me read before bed was getting a Kindle and being able to read in the dark.
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@2cebay
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@hollywoodvamps
Sounds like shit and looks like shit.
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I saw a post on Tumblr today about how millennials should probably love M*A*S*H. So I went and bought the complete series for $75 at Walmart. No one should allow me on social media.
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My ability to actively stan actors before they become super well-known and popular is one of my true life skills.
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@DarkViperAU
That’s like if I decided to type up a book someone else wrote in a different font with some funky spacing and sell it as my own in an online shop. What is YouTube thinking.
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The best thing about tonight was barely having to see Jennifer Lawrence's hugely overrated self on my television.
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@outofjetfuel
I was watching Pretty Little Liars when I was in a Master’s program. Let people have fun.
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Getting into serious interpersonal drama with someone that you don’t know on social media—especially when it gets to the point where you randomly tweet about how annoying they are—is, like, peak needing to feel the touch of grass behavior.
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SAIRA.
he said i had a poggers pussy so after i told him i came i said kappa
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Imagine Kylo killing Palpatine tho. One more old white dude dead and gone.
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@afalkhatib
I'm gonna be real with you: because they want an excuse to hate Jews in what's seen right now as the most socially acceptable way possible.
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@mirrorballvibe
@taurusfeelings
Why do you think. Use that little noggin for one second. Maybe you'll get there.
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Some of y'all haven't temporarily dumped the Supreme Leader of the First Order and it shows.
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Never—and I mean never—have I seen a more relatable tweet in my life.
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@erikhane
It’s not a protest to kill yourself for a cause you have literally nothing to do with. It’s extreme, stupid, and the highest form of performative virtue signaling that exists. Get over yourself.
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@otchayaniyee
She's the biggest "I just want to be liked and accepted by the dirtbag left" self-hating Jew alive. Let's be serious for one second.
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@Whispers_Doom
Season 4 was right after season 1 in terms of quality. What are you even talking about.
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@hansonmusic
Actual footage of Hanson trying to decide which one of them had to finally post this badly timed, performative and disingenuous tweet.
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@SekouFranklin
I don’t care. She’s spreading blood libel against Jews and is lying. There is no genocide. The ICJ said there isn’t. No excuse to lie. Period. Absolutely unforgivable.
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Not me thinking that this guy on Westworld sounds/looks like Trevor from GTA V and then finding out that it actually is the actor who played Trevor in GTA V.
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