Parker Tankus
@parkertankus
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Oil & Gas Minerals. Petroleum Land Management. Motorsports. End Buyer of Deals. Born on 3rd & still haven’t found home. Semper Fidelis.
Tulsa, OK
Joined December 2012
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heard two guys at the feed store today contemplating why AI is in the news so much these days since they have been using it in their herds for 10+ years…
iykyk
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just confirming that if one is an oil and gas office worker, today is the last workday of the year, correct?
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nobody talks about when a smb fails, the owner is the one scraping the wrap off the truck with his wife’s hair dryer on a sundee.
not all sunshine and rainbows and increasing profits.
btw, took about 3h to unwrap the truck.
Holler at ya boy if you need a 2012 f250, 150k.
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so just confirming that if one is an oil and gas office worker, today is the last workday of the year, correct?
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guys and gals,
I did it again.
$0.00
minerals and royalties provide life changing passive income for your family.
@mineralpurveyor
@KP4FREE
@EFMinerals
👑👸🤴🫅
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called owner of a business I’d like to buy today.
he said how’d you find my cell?
you put it in a county bid packet in 2016.
he said, that’s good but I’m not ready to sell. I’ll be 60 in 4mo, call me then and bring your checkbook.
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I’m now the age where I understand why men consider wearing those goof troop work/tennis shoe hybrids to the office.
I’ll resist as long as I can.
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folks are blowing up my DMs about how to get into oil and gas minerals and royalties. Let me tell you why it’s the best investment.
no tenants ✅
no toilets ✅
no capex ✅
passive ✅
life changing monthly income✅
smash that follow button. This could be you in 6mo.
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so you think being a mineral bro is the lifestyle for you?
sign up for my exclusive paid newsletter where I’ll help you recreate a similar stream of mailbox money to help you obtain generational wealth.
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texted owner of adjacent investment prop. his has been sitting for a year. he said fine, make him an offer. I did. He rejected and said he’d like to meet anyone with the nuts to make an offer that low. We were having lunch an hour later. He was a good fella.
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you might be a vice president with fancy perks but nothing beats the freedom provided to my family through oil and gas royalty income.
one day you’ll see the light too.
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I’m at the point in my life where I’m supposed to be excited about joining a second tier country club, wearing loafers and driving a Tahoe LS but for some reason I just can’t get excited about it.
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I’m walking around NAPE with a smirk because I’m building a generational wealth engine for my family through oil and gas royalty income and you’re here for for drinks and hoors.
we are not the same.
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dude I love mbas.
one guy just told me his startup is two years in and still “pre-revenue”
other guy told me that’s he’s a lock for a pe shop to hire him to rollup hvac cos cause he has “the ability to throw in a dip, drive a van, and be one of the guys in the field”
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born too late to explore the oceans
born too early to explore the stars
born at the right time to witness horizontal operators incinerating their investors’ money on uneconomic gas wells at the rapid rate
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at dinner and dudes are talking about getting their pools redone and here I am thinking I’m doing ok because I just bought a new 3 pack of jockey boxer briefs. that brings me to like 11 pairs now.
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last bidness day of the year but it doesn’t matter. why? because my oil and gas royalties print money 24/7.
will you decide to grab life by the horns in 2024?
smash that follow button and get rich.
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3rd gen highland park wedding planner 🤝 4th gen highland park mineral bro
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ladies and gents, I don’t want to brag, but I did it again.
smash that follow button if you would like checks sent to your mailbox every month.
snowballing my way to generational wealth, come along for the journey.
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I’m in a bad place and by bad place I mean I was bamboozled into drilling a gas well at $13mm afe when natty is ~$2.
don’t tell my lady but we are cooked.
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salesbro: you going to turn your camera on?
me: no, I don’t like zoom
sb: well here at xyz we really like to see our customers
me: ok, I prefer voice.
sb: well?
me: :click:
happy Fri fam.
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most folks are lost and have no idea why they were put on this earth…
I was put on earth to lose money on oil and gas deals.
I have a purpose. It’s almost like breathing in the way I do it so naturally.
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me, if drilling non-economic gas wells was an Olympic event (and I was fit)
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OU energy management students swapping war stories from their summer internships.
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one of the best parts of cutting grass for a living is that nobody sends you an email and then walks into your office 30sec later to ask if you got their email and then proceed to tell you what’s in the email they sent.
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Lease broker after getting a rig schedule from his fraternity brother
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Just trying to get those massive passive income streams. Thanks Marathon Oil for helping me achieve my goals.
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lady just sent me a check stub from her father’s estate. her old man had an orri that generated $6 in 2022. that’s now split 5 ways and she wants to sell.
this is my gold medal match. I’ve been training my entire life for this.
as
@bme_1982
says, that’s deal flow brother.
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I just adore dealing with entitled and uneducated mineral owners.
sent her an offer to lease, received a hand written note that said “please take me off your list, I will NEVER lease!”
see you at the pooling lady.
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passive income, :suspender pop:
smash that follow button for more tips on how to obtain financial freedom and quit that nine 2 five.
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just had a 27 year landman (cpl of course, because he told me) say that he loves this business because he learns something new every day.
either he’s really dumb (likely) or has a different definition of the word “learn.”
we aren’t launching rockets big dog.
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I wanted to stay humble but I 🙏 & God said I should share.
I’ve been relentless in my pursuit of oil and gas royalties in order to change my life for the better.
wanted to post proof that I’m crushing it (& you can too).
Celebrated w/ a trip to the jeweler. *link in bio*
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I’m too young to own the bait/beer/ice store by the boat ramp but the opportunity just presented itself…
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I just love rude mineral owners. Nobody has the chip on their shoulder that they all seem to claim.
Your family roughed it as as dirt farmers in calumet for 3 generations and now you’re just a whiny entitled schmuck from edmond. stfu.
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FIL gave us gift cards for Christmas.
I got $50 to Olive Garden, niece got $50 to Home Depot.
Traded her for the HD card after opening.
Just went to use it and it had a $0 balance. FIL never bought the thing.
Merry Christmas amigos.
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old man has a 1.5% WI in a well drilled in the 60s. Calls and emails at least once a month to talk because “we are partners.” Clears $20/m.
Said hey, “can I give you $100 and you can be done with this well? He said “yup.”
big deals are done here.
:suspender pop:
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just had an owner tell me they might sell because they need money to put on a fireworks show for their granddaughter…
if you are looking to sell minnies in order to raise money to properly celebrate our independence, please hmu. I can close quickly.
it’s the 🇺🇸 thing to do.
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people are always begging me to sell them a course on how to make life changing money by buying minnies, I’m here to tell you folks, there are no shortcuts to the top. gotta grind day in and day out for years and then maybe, just maybe, you’ll get a check in the mail like this…
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Many new followers after tweeting about receiving a $10 check.
I’m Parker
-was a marine
-started semi successful mfg co
-petroleum land & minerals w/ mixed results
-started & failed w/ industrial painting co
-failed at re
-back to land & minerals
thanks for following along
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I always wondered how the pretty musician lady in town pays her bills and travels all the time.
Just found her mineral trust in title. Must be nice.
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“I’m a player in the nonop game, you don’t want to get sideways with me, check how many deals I’ve done on okcr”
Ok, I’ll do that…
-15 conveyances since 2021
-also a disbarred attorney
🤡
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mineral owner: I want to sell
:send offer:
mo: that’s an embarrassingly low offer
me: what did you expect?
mo: 4yrs cf
me: that’s actually 4.5yr cf
mo: well I meant like what I got a few years ago after the well was first drilled. 4x that
ok amigo
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Dentist: “what do you think is causing you to grind your teeth at night?”
Me: “well I’m a petroleum landman who wanted to get out of the patch, but yolo’d into some crypto at the top of the market.”
Dentist: “have you considered a more stable way to earn a living?”
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just had another person tell me they would have to pass on a deal because the “team is out for spring break.”
is your PE backed olll company staffed by undergraduates?
our industry is a circus.
what a time to be alive.
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guys, I eat my own cooking. I’m not just a guru selling a course on obtaining generational wealth with oil and gas mineral rights. I’m walking the walk.
@KP4FREE
and
@OPtighthole
joined the mastermind. Are you next? Smash that follow button for minnies, life hacks, and PJs.
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landmen will find any excuse not to work.
spring break? yea sorry, down on 30A.
Easter week? Ya, need to prepare for Jesus’ big day.
Masters week? Well of course I’m going to watch all the coverage.
Three weeks in a row of nothing getting done.
We are a joke.
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asked a contractor for references, she gave me three, all three said they wouldn’t use her again.
yeeesh.
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dude twitter:
-Listen to podcast with former military member
-Decide you want to be hard
-Start doing real estate deals
-Put on spandex and ride a bicycle on the weekends “for the struggle”
-Tell others they are soft and their life lacks meaning.
-post pics of vacations
🚩🤡🚩
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A friend of my father gave me some advice coming out of the marines, he said if you’re going to make your living selling things, sell expensive things.
I didn’t listen and I sell natural gas. One of the cheapest things imaginable.
Could make more selling pizzas or ice cream.
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who just bought an orri for $100 that generated $68 of income in 2023?
this guy.
as
@bme_1982
would say “that’s deal flow brother”
smash that follow button to join me on my quest to make life changing passive income and retire in the next 30 years.
:suspender pop:
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same guy who runs a mineral and royalty company scam from an office in Plano
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okc lease broker told me that he just bought a f150 raptor and his wife a bronco raptor.
we deserve an asteroid.
happy monday to the minnie gang.
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used to have to take a lot of drugs to sleep for more than 3h a night.
It appears the actual solution was to take a 50% pay cut and change companies.
I don’t want to hang myself everyday and can sleep without doping. should have done it long ago.
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our thesis is unique, we are looking for operated low decline vertical oil production with undeveloped horizontal targets at 84%+ NRI in a permissive regulatory environment at a PV25 from an over leveraged seller.
what did I miss?
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if you think your job is worthless, just remember there are landmen in the Anadarko basin who are spending their time negotiating the details of a BIAPO farmout deal for a deep and expensive hz gas well that won’t pay out for 5+ years, if ever.
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when the management team takes the company plane to the Monaco GP, you know you’re not getting any of your investment back.
oh well, it was only my life’s savings.
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sooner or later y’all will finally come around to the life changing possibilities of oil and gas mineral and royalty income. stop sleeping on this
#passiveincome
opportunity.
SMB and CRE don’t have sh*t on this game.
Smash that follow button if you aren’t a nerd.
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open to career suggestions with less brain damage than petroleum land management. something where I don’t get up in the morning and want to walk into traffic. thanks.
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@mrtrash757
@Jacxonic
Only if you want your mechanic to be able to put his 3 rows worth of seats sized family through private school.
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in case you’re wondering how the relationship with my father in law is, he cropped me out of his “happy son’s day” fb post with my BILs.
💀
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I’m the Joey chestnut of buying into bad oil and gas deals.
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three cleaners went down with the flu, guess who is drove an hour after work to turn the airbnb?
if you want passive income, do something else almost anything else.
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the dress shirt paradox:
if natty is $8, a man can afford many dress shirts but doesn’t need as many because he thinks he’s about to ride off into the sunset.
if natty is $2, a man can’t afford dress shirts but has to buy them because he’ll be working forever.
few.
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nonop bro
mineral bro
company landman
land manager
ou em intern
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love it when geologists refer to themselves as “oil finders.”
ok big dog, folks started drilling the sycamore in the golden trend in the 50s. I don’t know how much credit you get for drilling it in 2023.
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the masculine urge to take a car full of random stuff to goodwill before the wife returns from her trip…
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dude called and wants to sell fringy stack minerals (aren’t they all?). Offered him 3yr cash flow which was ~$2800. he gets back to me, says no way, you’ll made your money back in 3yr and then “reap massive profits.”
good luck with those massive profits amigo…
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Just listened to a rancher talk about the pellets and schedule he feeds his catfish with for about 45min. At least I got ink on the surface use agreement.
The life of a landman is never glamorous.
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been talking with a mineral owner about selling because he said he’s “ready to be done” but when I ask when I can come by, he keeps sending me photos from his beach house in Cabo and saying “still here, might come home next week”
king sh*t.
*also, waiting for an invite.
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won my property tax increase protest hearing.
:suspender pop:
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dentist: “appears you are still grinding your teeth, what’s on your mind?”
me: “uh doc, I’m an arkoma landman and gas is $2…one rig in the basin…”
dentist: “I see, I’d feel the same if I was in your loafers…at least it’s landman Friday, am I right?”
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the company that allows you to make a late election to participate in a well that has already been drilled likely knows something you don’t.
“oh sure, stuff gets stuck on my desk all the time, go ahead and send that election, we’ll put you in.”
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if you’re feeling like your work is meaningless and you’re a landman working gas prospects in Oklahoma, you’re probably right.
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nape is always a treat…
oh you have an all star technical team with aggressive family office backing and are looking for low decline, oily pdp deals with upside at a pv15 valuation?
❤️ it.
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I just love mineral owners…call and he said we needed to do our Bible study before we talk about a (2ac) lease.
Isaiah 36 was my lesson today.
Don’t get paid enough for this sh*t.
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@mhp_guy
I imagine there will be a lot of “free pool tables, you must pick up” in broken bow over the next few years.
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left a vm for a lady in sept. just called me back and said she’s ready to sell her TX and OK minnies.
“Parker, I’m tired of these g-ddamn 1099s”
if you or anyone you know are also tired of g-ddamn 1099s from producing minerals, please holler.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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mineral manager: sorry my client would like to see the offer if the minerals were hbp’d at 1/4.
me: but they are hbp’d at 1/8…?
her: but they meant to lease at 1/4.
ok: well if they were leased at 1/4, I could double my offer…
her: they might do that…I’ll ask.
me:
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you know how many times my oil and gas royalties have required me to call a plumber to fix a leak in the yard?
zero.
I don’t know why I ever bought rent houses. The brain damage is extreme.
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we are not a serious industry.
thanking a dude who wears a graphic tee and no job for his insights after his firm supervised the burning of 100s of millions of dollars.
When
@nimblephatty
comes to town, the people show up! 👏 Nearly 300 oil and natural gas industry pros filled the room at this week’s Wildcatters Wednesday.
BIG thank you to Chuck for taking the time to share his insights and network with our members.
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An owner of an orri asked me to apologize to her for accidentally sending a well proposal because of the “inconvenience.” How inconvenient her old man was a geologist and he died and now you get a cost free share in 2 wells and in a section that hasn’t been drilled in 20y. FU.
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just remembered this one time that a land manager at a large public company said he would recommend the deal I sent to him if we donated $5,000 to his sons’s traveling baseball team.
we did, he did, got ink.
just the way the world works I guess.
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“HAVE YOU REVIEWED THE REDLINED LEASE I SENT YESTERDAY FOR MY CLIENT WHO HAS 1 ACRE AND DOESNT WANT TO BE POOLED?
No Mindy, haven’t taken the time to do so.
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today I got an earful because some jabroni called me to ask if I would buy his 0.06ac (at 75%) that is subject to a 400% backin for a well that will never pay out.
offered him $20 and he said I was a disgrace of a landman and I should go sell mattresses.
so I have options.
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“What can be, unburdened by what has been”
-landman buying back ORRIs in an attempt to increase NRI.
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