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@MinSugaLovebot @flyboii_h getting blamed for not knowing where she hid them <<
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parents fr be mad at you for traits you inherited from them
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@wydanieI this how he walks
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Please tell me it’s normal to be fighting for your life at uni in November
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2 years
What we thinking
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@mikayladinglas why she sound like this
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i definitely think faster than i can speak
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4 years
i’m not an anti vaxer but if there’s a covid vaccine soon i will not be fucking getting that
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3 years
life is not real how is nicki beefing with the uk government
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3 years
what a goat, should be the government doing this tho
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SHREK KNOWS RAP
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WHAT WAS THE LAST ALBUM YOU WERE TRULY EXCITED FOR?
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@moIIls even she did it better than that woman who started rapping smh
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i hate small talk so much
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@gidzblaze 😭 I can’t tell if her friend is real for that or not
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5 years
anna and jordan in that challenge #LoveIsland
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3 years
that guy’s suicide note in the instagram caption has really stuck with me man, really heavy, i hope his family are doing okay
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4 years
tested positive for having no bitches
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3 years
okay but honestly and truthfully all jokes aside, what was her selfless public service, what have the royal family actually done?
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The Queen, who has devoted her life to selfless public service, will be forced to sit all alone during the funeral of her husband of 73 years, due to covid restrictions. How heartbreakingly sad.
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4 years
@mdaixo @pvrisiann more uproar about the destruction of a statue of a slave trader than an actual murder... this country’s actually tapped
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5 years
gonna tell my kids that this is Romeo and Juliet
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3 years
just benched 50kg for the first time it’s not much for most ppl but i’m gassed about that tbh
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5 years
@aebxo tbh it seems to me that most of the people that have a problem with paying more tax if you earn over £80k don’t actually earn that much themselves an therefore will not see a change, it’s like some of these people are hopeful that they will one day be them
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@jedimasteriman People filming themselves at concerts has become an epidemic
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2 years
i don’t believe anyone likes boba i truly think people say they like it for attention
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4 years
@juustmolls hackney😍
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5 years
@n0tash this made me feel like i was in poverty🤧🤧
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3 years
wish i could speak to myself two years ago rn
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4 years
i understand it’s annoying losing ur stuff but i think it’s important to understand that ppl don’t climb into boxes to try and escape a country for no reason
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2 years
she was so real for this
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“I just don’t get it…” - Stacey Solomon. ☕️ #Jubilee #JubileeWeekend
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3 years
wearing air forces like this looks so fucking dumb
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fashion opinions that would have you like this?
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@raptalksk Gotta be Anderson paak’s for me
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I applied at 16
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You never realise how bad the lyrics of a song are till your parents come in your car
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@barbiesblood what business does a 25 year old have with someone our age😭
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@TRealAidanJamal Deadass. Come back just now, no food in the fridge, my clothes need washing, bedrooms a mess, haven’t gone gym in 3 days. They want me DEAD
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@RodgersResearch @AlexisLovesMe @Khalidalzarouni @BrittPettibone i’m pretty sure they can, i heard a while ago that dogs can smell and recongnise hormones released during pregnancy
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3 years
i’m so happy w this it acc looks sick
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this took me stupid long to make but i’m gonna get these printed and out these on my wall idk why i’m proud of this💀
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4 years
how can ppl say that the uk isn’t racist have you not seen how the media has spoken about meghan markle the past few years
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@SNOW667 all the women voting tory have gone through menopause
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@aebxo most of the people i’ve seen on this app that will actually be affected by this say they don’t mind at all paying slightly more tax if it meant better nhs and less poverty, why are people so loud over something that literally won’t affect their earnings, make it make sense
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@1MattDione @jinxpr0 if only he was born earlier to end racism💯
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4 years
vaccines take like 10-15 years to develop with a fast one being developed at like 8+ years, if you think i’m putting something developed in like a tenth of the time it should take in my body then ur mad
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this country will slander meghan markle every time there’s more evidence of prince andrew being a pedo
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4 years
garlic is actually crack
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5 years
when ur tryna get the last pringle
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11 months
@loftmusiclover That scene fully fucked me up 😭
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2 years
i need to start doing fraud
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@ZairianKing i cant tell this girl stinks
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@skinnylilbih oxford when they see this
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tfl admins on smoke, i remember i tweeted fuck tfl and had this guy beefing me over dm😭
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Whoever is managing TFL’s Twitter today is FED UP! Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
how can people be confident enough to buy a wireless ticket before the lineup is even released
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4 years
i can’t stress this enough, especially when you’re going through a shit time with like family issues or illnesses, these are a blessing
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Linkups that make me forget I have my own personal problems >>>>>
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holding someone’s belongings hostage what😭
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@FerreroRS We don't make any profit from operating a lost property service and your fee (£5 in this instance) would help to offset the cost of doing so. We'll happily keep hold of it for a while in case you change your mind. ^PC
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i know they say ur not meant to go back in for pets but if my house was on fire i would go save my dog ngl
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@Darco___ @xclsvZERO @sadcrib @kirawontmiss this is hella specific but extremely accurate💀
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nothin too special
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just passed my fucking driving test i’m so gassed
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i need a break from life rn i can’t hack
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@jedimasteriman people doing too much all for me to get there at 6pm and push closer to the front
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@SirClmnt Car parks actually take you to court? I heard a lot of them drop it when you threaten taking it to court
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2 years
need to go to a houseparty soon i need a new macbook charger
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“curtis and maura are going on a date!” #LoveIsland
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the uk every time itv try and make caroline flake seem peng and not like a child predator #LoveIsland
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@salgoota @luldus @aintshitjunior he was the baddest she was the realest
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@edisznn @xxanahi_ my parents could do this through the phone
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@ACSfessions @GemAdviceApp how can you think this and you first thought be let me ask ACS confessions
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i honestly can’t see myself staying in the same profession forever
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2 years
acting like queen mary library doesn’t exist
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We need a desi love island
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A girl on my snap got engaged at the dbe tour 😭😭😭
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1 year
Previously on ready to die
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4 years
pandas just be unemployed vibing in a tree
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all alone... in my own... little chair
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why does chris look like the rat in flushed away #LoveIsland
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@zimyzain bro posing like a baddie
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@Antss1j TikTok gymcels are so jarring
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Whole relationship is a voice note every 8 hours
@__amalleiu_z__
Eccedentesiast ⚕️
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lawyer girlfriend and surgeon boyfriend is the best combo 🤏🏽
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he’s extremely intelligent, he just puts on an act so people have no expectations of him. you don’t go through the best schools your whole life to end up as much a imbecile as him.
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If this is what an Eton & Oxford University education leads to, I'd say don't bother
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might cop this and walk fast
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Boohoo man strikes again 🤣
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tbh im not even surprised, they had to be bullied by a footballer into stopping kids from going hungry
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The Elizabeth line getting a piss corner after just 2 hours is really insane
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@skinnylilbih that pic has the worst vibes ever in a photo
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why does the uk have covid strains like a plug
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@MazzaIeens nah that’s disrespect idc how can u ask for acceptance of people with different beliefs by disrespecting their religion, that is just giving religious people more reasons not to rate lgbts
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A* in my resit lesgooo🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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love results day so much i had to go back and do it a 2nd time🙏🏼
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i hate global warming we haven’t seen a winter like this in like 8 years at least
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Yall ready??? 😂
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Been popping vitamin D like percs, seasonal depression will not have me
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30 degrees and i’m working like a dickhead
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30 degrees tomorrow is toooo random? 🤔
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@skinnylilbih please cuss out gavin williamson i’m tired
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My barber started told me his sister had cancer half way through the trim that’s how I knew he fucked the back up
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wireless 2013 and 2014 lineups were ridiculous
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