Le Gateau Chocolat
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Passionate about opera, theatre, cinema, the arts. he/him/they.
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She is not playing witchu or anybody.
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🔥💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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I too would do my duty on the cushion of unearned millions of £££ but alas, the luxury of my birth is a black British Nigerian of the “commonwealth”
Stay frothing in my mentions, paying taxes to support the privilege of the luck of one’s birth. Christ.
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We went to uni together. We were friends. We hosted the Afro/Carribean night at Sussex Uni together. We both know Nigeria gained independence from the UK in 1960… This is THREE much.
If. I. Speak.
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TL CLEANSE
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t. Wait for it.... The way I screamed.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡❤️❤️❤️
LOVE her.
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SERENA WILLIAMS & HER BABY.
That’s it. That’s the tweet. 💜😳😍🙌🏾
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@thehill
@TheHillOpinion
What is this? A woman who jumped on her husband’s racist birther lies, plagiarised the former First Lady, wore a “I really don’t care, do you?”to visit migrant children, and exited the White House without offering the courtesy/civility she enjoyed from her predecessor. Please...
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Sometimes you just gotta think “f*ck my shoes”. When you do, magic ensues. ❤️ ❤️❤️
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The embarrassing seething rage of “they don’t pay for all the houses” hahahaha… same woman who intoned that casual racism without intent and couldn’t be harmful. The fuck?!
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ED MILLIBAND!!!!
I can’t.
Is anyone else watching this? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@mill0x0
@DanielleRyanJ
@kelleent
Still no answer. 🤷🏾♀️ Live your own life and mind your own damn business. Commenting on a black woman's right to control her own narrative
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@sgurman
@JessBravin
This is just a whole bunch of crazy. It will never be surreal that America let this clown be president for 4 whole years. Crazy
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Hahahahahahaha! If you don’t complete a gender reveal, will your baby be... human?
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@QasimRashid
“Most of my rapes were... Date rapes or consensual rapes” none of them were jump out of the bush rapes so therefore this abortion ban is justified. HE WAS A POLICE OFFICER?
“The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house”
Get angry, get fired up, let’s fix this.
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Tiffany Haddish is informed of her Grammy win as she’s filming with 2 black girls. She composed herself enough to make it a teachable moment.
Magic. 👸🏾🎉😍❤️🌈
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@kelleent
@mill0x0
@DanielleRyanJ
I mean... I can't even. I'm not a die hard Beyoncé fan but
#girlbye
. It's not about that. Mind your business & stay in your damn lane
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“Like a ball”
Her face in the mirror at the end. 😩😍❤️
Another TL cleanse cos it’s the weekend.
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@lavern_spicer
@Caitlyn_Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner is transphobic.
That was easy.
In the same way black people can be racist and women can be agents of misogyny.
What now?
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“Boycott Sainsbury’s... oh and Tesco, Aldi, Co Op, Iceland, M&S, Waitrose, Lidl...”
Hahaha! Laurence Fox will have to create a racist “All Lives Matter” supermarket chain to partner his victimhood political party or just sharrap & buy your groceries.
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To be alive when a daughter of immigrants, a daughter of India, Jamaica & America... in America...
A black woman.
KAMALA HARRIS will be Vice President of the United States of America.
Learn how to pronounce it else Madam Vice President will suffice.
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@Glohanx2
It will never not be funny how she ran her mouth and her chicken was LITERALLY STILL ALIVE!!!!! 🤣⚰️💀😩🤫
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@kelleent
@mill0x0
@DanielleRyanJ
How it ended up on my timeline but I will let her know-I rebuke you spirit of white privilege, not today! Rashadahabababoshay! Be gone!2/2
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Science. Evolution. Self awareness. CATS.
😻
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@MatthewACherry
Wayment, ITS NOT YOUR PROJECT?
I scrolled passed these today thinking “go on, Matthew, secure your bag” 👀
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Um, can I please interrupt your evening to celebrate the joy’s and excellence of Mother Nature’s makeup skills…. Presenting the
VIOLET-BACKED STARLING
😳🥺🌈❤️😍
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@TomiLahren
Yesterday, he was a "RINO" today this? Girl, bye. Your duplicitousness is as transparent as your peroxide rinse or Trump's tan; choose your adventure.
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@uclagymnastics
@Beyonce
@DennisNia
When she hit that “woah” though.... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Adjust your crown, sis. Whew chilaaay, that was sumfink else! 😍🔥😍
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Trisha Goddard, looking like she’s about to give the middle 8 with Eternal 🥰😍🔥👸🏿, telling Piers to wind his neck in, is a sensational start to my week.
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@miss_sahhara
@ModupeOfficial
Listen they made a mistake booking her. Nigerian aunties don’t play. She was already 50 points ahead AND then she started on “what kind of grandmother”... there was no coming back from that. She snatched ALL their follicles clean off.
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It’s... it’s... it’s a smiling pupppy in a banana. 😍😩❤️
Whew lord, I needed this one.
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Rihanna giving Jesus the Fenty daytime glam look, for his return tomorrow, is the future liberals want.
Happy Easter. 😍❤️🌈
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If “over it” was a person.
I YAM CRYEEEEEEEEEN! 🤣🤣🤣😭
Goodnight.
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Incredible.
Now THIS IS the joy of social media 😍🐸
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Hahahhahahaha. I swear to god, if this isn’t me, desperately trying to confirm I’m not a f*cking robot!
Quick internal scream & go!
Morning x
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I love him. I love her. I don’t care if it was staged. SHE WAS READY AND WENT OFF THE DEEP END, Okrrrrr?!!
That hair is deep conditioned, foofed to hell and she was already warm!
GO AWFF, SIS! You never know where your next job’s coming from.
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EMILY MAITLIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥... MY GOOD GOD!
This is arguably the best minute, internationally speaking, I’ve seen on the
#coronavirus
pandemic.
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HE’S BACK. The smile, the shirt.... LOVE!
Thank you to his mother for raising AND sharing such joy.
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@joyadjacent
@SasLovesYa
@_TAYdayEVERYday
@IamTabithaBrown
@TheKalenAllen
@choycebrown
@VirtuousJoi
How they respectfully BUT quickly remove the boy... THE. WHOLE. THING.
Black people are my favourite perfume.
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The utterly delightful "fuck you" of returning the cost of refurbishing Frogmore castle. The racists are livid.
#megexit
Piers Morgan and his ilk; Hopkins, cunttwins et all are just so apoplectic with rage.
This the flavour and temperature of tea I enjoy the most
Meanwhile there’s a paedophile in the royal family but Harry and Meghan seeking respite from this circus is the line. Sure.
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The talent of him. In Nigeria. In the rain. Giving it... 🔥🤴🏿🔥
Leapofdance on ig ❤️💪🏿😩
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@notcapnamerica
@KamalaHarris
He had nothing. The stupid pause before he asked his defunct question. Please please please... don’t play with our Aunty. Not today, not ever
“Indeed”
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@uncledmoney
@racheladedeji
Black people are my favourite perfume, recipe, tv show, moisturiser, book... 😭😭🤣🤣🖤
I love us
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Just read this on twitter and it’s had me laughing for longer than it should.
If you want to say Spice Girls in a Scottish accent, say Space Ghettos in an American accent.
Say it out loud. Ha! I just did - again.
So simple
So stupid
So funny.
You’re welcome.
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@ObiomaUgoala
Obi, Nigeria had slave ports. My mother’s made name is English. The only way that happened was… umm, let’s see… SLAVERY!!!
I cannot actually engage with how this makes me feel. How much money or power is enough? What is your line?
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Morning,
37th Birthday today & I’m thankful for the incredibly surreal journey I’m on and to all of you for taking part somehow.
I formally recognise my depression & being at a relatively low ebb, for a while, for which I’m eternally grateful.
Be kind.
Gateau x
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@thisiskashmir
How’s he a black toddler but all of our uncles from a different time. The inflections… CRYINE!
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@kristinbrandy
Oh, there are so many of these brilliant moments.
Dad - giving it breakdance
Son - yeah, but can you helicopter... BOTH WAYS?! 🤡🤣⚰️💪🏿🔥❤️
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