orlando
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Close your eyes and listen. Then tell me this isn’t the same rhetoric white ppl use when they’re called out for disrespecting/ appropriating a particular culture.
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Some of you will scrape the bottom of the barrel and pick the most disgusting human being alive to date and expect your friends to be tolerant of it.
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Hope harder next time.
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Kartel hasn’t done a single sensible thing since he left prison. A dis me dida bawl out free world boss fa????.
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Nuh ocean dat ya look pon?.
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Think a FOF she go enuh.
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Tip landlord is crazy. She lucky it never short.
How much do you tip your landlord in December? I like to give at least 25%.
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"allava suddn"."braps"."as me look"."as me quint"."by time mi go so".
Translate suddenly in ur language 😂.
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This man carry him high school tie go JAPAN. and unnu a tell me say KC is not a cult????.
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Celine Dion.
A yet to be announced artiste from Canada will be at Vybz Kartel’s “Freedom Street” 🇨🇦👀
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My girl. go put the pickney fih siddung up and tappi nize.
U ever hear the saying today a my day tmrw a fi u? 😂😂😂.
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Pregnant at 64 and keeping it. Me hate when big woman cayliss.
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All lakka me now. Jowndid.
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I think what happens is that Beyoncé’s execution is so flawless, sometimes the appreciation for the technique is lost. Alien Superstar is one of the most technically challenging pop songs to ever exist. You can’t convince me otherwise.
Beyoncé is FACTUALLY the superior vocalist. Much better lows, better mid belts, better head voice, better register switches, better riffs, better musicality, better stamina, and more versatile. Lmaoooooooo. Let anyone in this list even attempt to sing Yaya. Cackling.
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Imagine being more afraid of men than a volcano.
Still thinking about that lady, living in the red zone of the volcano, expressing her reluctance to enter a shelter out of fear of her daughters being molested/ harassed.
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Donald Quarrie uniform literally sweep the ground and half of the kids there can’t read. So.
Imagine getting locked out of school because the uniform is too short & the uniform looks like this 😭
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Frighten yf… me think a Kevin Smith.
Music star Vybz Kartel is now out of the State's custody and is back on Jamaican streets. The 48-year-old artiste, who is battling ill health, was met by adoring fans as he left prison in Kingston, hours after the Court of Appeal freed him of a 13-year-old murder charge.
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When I say, “free Worl Boss”, please understand I do not mean it.
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Imagine a see this pon all a day like today after you see the mount a education tax weh come outa your pay.
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I’m sorry a ghetto me grow… the rule is, if pickney party a keep, you feed every child in sight. All if you and di mumma nuh chat.
Good morning! . This mom let her daughter join a stranger’s birthday party and was offended when they wouldn’t let her eat cake. Who in this situation is an asshole?! #ArguingTime
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There are 73 pretty girls in America already making the music that Shenseea is trying to make. They’re also doing it a lot better than she. There has to be a better way.
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Cheese deh cut and puddung from Easter mind you.
Btw, .When we were placed on 24-hour emergency call for the hurricane and told we’d receive 3 meals .This was the dinner:
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If you want the Masters degree, get the Masters degree. It cya spoil.
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A me mother tell me bout it. Me a get draw next month. Blessed be.
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Hey y’all. SLB want a Exec Director. it says it requires Masters but run in with your CXCs and see wah can gwaan.
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So nobody nuh plan fih tell the Grammy’s the difference between Reggae and Dancehall??.
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Likkle bit and neat.
What’s yall fitness goals for 2025?.
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Does Tia need media training or do you need “patois isn’t an offensive language” training?.
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When you hear the Ramping Shop instrumental but it’s actually Miss Independent
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Suffering.
There’s promise ring.There’s fancy ring .There’s proposal ring and .There’s engagement ring, which one are you wearing right now.
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This should be happening at all resorts btw. 50 lashes for anyone who doesn’t participate.
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LMAOO .1. Me dp ano me. 2. Ano my fault you fava Red Herring.
Sis why are u in this argument by the looks of your dp aren't you pregnant? Sit this one out.
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Bwooooyyy Aunty Grace. we just a try tek it easy.
Everybody good ova ya ?.
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Unnu hate unnu friend dem like poison.
Your friends are not obligated to help you move especially after 30. Hire movers. It’s not that deep.
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“Caribbeans” this convo is above you.
@0thghtjustvibes @orlandohh_ So the carnivals in each country are only for those particular caribbeans??.
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Utech refuse fih gimme my grades. LMAO unnu going hear bout it pon news. Cause a soso shoes me a wear go up deh tomorrow.
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Many a Jamaican food was spoken, nary a Jamaican food was seen.
Jamaica food is not all that… My personal chef did cool but the food just really not all that😐
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Post pictures of the girl a try done her and only end up making a mackerel, I mean mockery, of yourself.
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Suppose Portia did arrest everybody weh call her whore/ skettel/ dutty gyal???.
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Me secretly, single-handedly keeping Daniel Caesar’s career alive by streaming Cyanide and Best Part once a week:
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At first it was kikiki but if unnu want get serious… . The video shows that Spice has not evolved. It shows that she’s still immature in her art and presentation of herself. If as an artist- a grown woman, with children, who’s been in the industry for years- you’re unable.
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This was a very big year for badmind people.
Average age to get a Master’s.
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A wah do ring-a ring-a rosey.
I’ve been engaged 4 times 💍💍💍💍 I ended each engagement & even canceled a wedding 2months before the date because all of my ex fiancés had unacceptable behavior during the relationship & I’m not desperate to be married just to say that I’m a wife I want true love & respect
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If you don’t know whether or not your partner would prefer a public/private proposal or whether they’d like or dislike you proposing on their birthday/ graduation day or any other special occasion, you are not ready to marry that person.
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Any adult woman who thinks the solution to molestation is longer skirts, is not suitable to serve as a school principal.
Here we have a school admin who has decided that the way to stop adult men from preying on school girls is to force the girls to wear ankle-length uniforms and bar those who don't comply from school. Godfrey Stewart High firm on dress code policy
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Me, every second, every minute, every hour, every day. Just vibes.
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One Saturday, I got up and went to the market and supermarket. Ran a few other errands too. Saw a call come in from my boss and was confused as to why she would be calling me on a weekend. It was a Thursday. 💀💀💀💀.
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All your blue shoes me hate pon your foot the way me HATE yuh over there.
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Reading makes a good man. So read and read all you can. So join a library or buy a book and give it more than just a passing look.
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I hate living in Jamaica. But, I don’t see myself living anywhere else. So wah me fih do?? Dead????.
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And that is the point… a ban on abortions doesn’t prevent abortions, it forces women who aren’t able to afford proper care to endanger themselves in attempting to access the care that should be a fundamental human right.
@jadetroi Abortion restriction in Jamaica is for people who don't have the money and/or know how. If you have your $40k - $60k (I think that's where it is now), you can have a safe abortion right here.
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Still thinking about that lady, living in the red zone of the volcano, expressing her reluctance to enter a shelter out of fear of her daughters being molested/ harassed.
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Top tier. Sprinkle some of the lasco on top for a lil extra razzle dazzle.
Vanilla Lasco with Red and White Corn Flakes 🤤🤤🤤🤤👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽. This is my favorite cup btw.
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Man seh “tear me down”. sir you make TikToks and we laugh. You’re not a celebrity.
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Ey gyal stop embarrass me a road.
Babe. That’s not true. I had the exact same symptoms as ppl with the damn vaccine.
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Lmaooo if a did me… the card would decline, the pos machine would explode, and MOCA would be alerted.
Sorry, USD $2800 ?????.
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Jamaica couldn’t pull this off. We’re too unruly, before you know it we a dagger pon car top.
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A same so them used to have Seaga out ina the night dew eno.
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Dykes are some of the most violently homophobic people ever smh.
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So much of my adult life is spent holding back tears. Nobody prepared me for that.
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BREAKING: Minister asked to do her job after being criticised for using public funds to fund her personal, professional ambitions.
Unu class and tear dung KJS whole a last week one even say she represents no one yet this week unu a beg har to go rescue stranded Jamaicans a Panama.
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Oh btw guys. pressing the gas and brake at the same time does not take a screenshot of the car.
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Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting is the best cake ever.
I don’t trust people whole like carrot cake. Why you want vegetable dessert??! 😕.
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Received a résumé today that had potential but needed some work. What’d I do? I called the applicant and we talked about how to improve it. The girl nearly bawl. It felt good helping someone. What did you do today?.
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Jamaican men love a good drag moment… Girlie, Chu Chu, Bashment Granny, Dudus… they love to put on a wig and feel the fantasy!.
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Imagine walking into Chilitos and seeing your rapist just casually having a margarita and chit chatting. .
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If I pay upwards of 2grand for a meal and I can see the bottom of the box, I’m ruining everybody’s day.
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(As a Jamaican) Busta. Like… wtf is that?.
What's the worst candy? 💭.
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