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Close your eyes and listen. Then tell me this isn’t the same rhetoric white ppl use when they’re called out for disrespecting/ appropriating a particular culture.
Kai Cenat responding to yall slandering him on here from carnival
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Some of you will scrape the bottom of the barrel and pick the most disgusting human being alive to date and expect your friends to be tolerant of it.
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Hope harder next time.
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Nuh ocean dat ya look pon?
This was our ‘ocean view’…. I guess I can see the ocean 🤷🏾♀️
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Think a FOF she go enuh
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"allava suddn"
"braps"
"as me look"
"as me quint"
"by time mi go so"
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This man carry him high school tie go JAPAN.... and unnu a tell me say KC is not a cult????
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My girl.. go put the pickney fih siddung up and tappi nize.
U ever hear the saying today a my day tmrw a fi u? 😂😂😂
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All lakka me now. Jowndid.
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I think what happens is that Beyoncé’s execution is so flawless, sometimes the appreciation for the technique is lost.
Alien Superstar is one of the most technically challenging pop songs to ever exist. You can’t convince me otherwise.
Beyoncé is FACTUALLY the superior vocalist. Much better lows, better mid belts, better head voice, better register switches, better riffs, better musicality, better stamina, and more versatile. Lmaoooooooo. Let anyone in this list even attempt to sing Yaya. Cackling
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Imagine being more afraid of men than a volcano.
Still thinking about that lady, living in the red zone of the volcano, expressing her reluctance to enter a shelter out of fear of her daughters being molested/ harassed.
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Job hunting will ruin your self confidence if you allow it.
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Frighten yf… me think a Kevin Smith.
Music star Vybz Kartel is now out of the State's custody and is back on Jamaican streets. The 48-year-old artiste, who is battling ill health, was met by adoring fans as he left prison in Kingston, hours after the Court of Appeal freed him of a 13-year-old murder charge.
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When I say, “free Worl Boss”, please understand I do not mean it.
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I’m sorry a ghetto me grow… the rule is, if pickney party a keep, you feed every child in sight. All if you and di mumma nuh chat
Good morning!
This mom let her daughter join a stranger’s birthday party and was offended when they wouldn’t let her eat cake.
Who in this situation is an asshole?!
#ArguingTime
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There are 73 pretty girls in America already making the music that Shenseea is trying to make. They’re also doing it a lot better than she.
There has to be a better way.
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Cheese deh cut and puddung from Easter mind you.
Btw,
When we were placed on 24-hour emergency call for the hurricane and told we’d receive 3 meals
This was the dinner:
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A me mother tell me bout it. Me a get draw next month. Blessed be.
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Hey y’all... SLB want a Exec Director.. it says it requires Masters but run in with your CXCs and see wah can gwaan.
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Does Tia need media training or do you need “patois isn’t an offensive language” training?
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When you hear the Ramping Shop instrumental but it’s actually Miss Independent
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Suffering.
There’s promise ring
There’s fancy ring
There’s proposal ring and
There’s engagement ring, which one are you wearing right now.
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This should be happening at all resorts btw. 50 lashes for anyone who doesn’t participate.
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LMAOO
1. Me dp ano me.
2. Ano my fault you fava Red Herring
Sis why are u in this argument by the looks of your dp aren't you pregnant? Sit this one out.
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Bwooooyyy Aunty Grace.. we just a try tek it easy
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Unnu hate unnu friend dem like poison.
Your friends are not obligated to help you move especially after 30. Hire movers. It’s not that deep.
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why so much a unnu online?? unnu deh pon sick leave?? LMFAO
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“Caribbeans” this convo is above you.
@0thghtjustvibes
@orlandohh_
So the carnivals in each country are only for those particular caribbeans??
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Many a Jamaican food was spoken, nary a Jamaican food was seen.
Jamaica food is not all that… My personal chef did cool but the food just really not all that😐
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Utech refuse fih gimme my grades.... LMAO unnu going hear bout it pon news. Cause a soso shoes me a wear go up deh tomorrow.
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Post pictures of the girl a try done her and only end up making a mackerel, I mean mockery, of yourself
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Suppose Portia did arrest everybody weh call her whore/ skettel/ dutty gyal???
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Me secretly, single-handedly keeping Daniel Caesar’s career alive by streaming Cyanide and Best Part once a week:
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At first it was kikiki but if unnu want get serious…
The video shows that Spice has not evolved. It shows that she’s still immature in her art and presentation of herself.
If as an artist- a grown woman, with children, who’s been in the industry for years- you’re unable
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If you don’t know whether or not your partner would prefer a public/private proposal or whether they’d like or dislike you proposing on their birthday/ graduation day or any other special occasion, you are not ready to marry that person.
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A wah do ring-a ring-a rosey
I’ve been engaged 4 times 💍💍💍💍 I ended each engagement & even canceled a wedding 2months before the date because all of my ex fiancés had unacceptable behavior during the relationship & I’m not desperate to be married just to say that I’m a wife I want true love & respect
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Any adult woman who thinks the solution to molestation is longer skirts, is not suitable to serve as a school principal.
Here we have a school admin who has decided that the way to stop adult men from preying on school girls is to force the girls to wear ankle-length uniforms and bar those who don't comply from school.
Godfrey Stewart High firm on dress code policy
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Me, every second, every minute, every hour, every day. Just vibes.
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One Saturday, I got up and went to the market and supermarket. Ran a few other errands too. Saw a call come in from my boss and was confused as to why she would be calling me on a weekend.
It was a Thursday. 💀💀💀💀
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All your blue shoes me hate pon your foot the way me HATE yuh over there
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Reading makes a good man. So read and read all you can. So join a library or buy a book and give it more than just a passing look.
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I hate living in Jamaica. But, I don’t see myself living anywhere else. So wah me fih do?? Dead????
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Still thinking about that lady, living in the red zone of the volcano, expressing her reluctance to enter a shelter out of fear of her daughters being molested/ harassed.
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Top tier. Sprinkle some of the lasco on top for a lil extra razzle dazzle.
Vanilla Lasco with Red and White Corn Flakes 🤤🤤🤤🤤👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽.
This is my favorite cup btw.
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Man seh “tear me down”... sir you make TikToks and we laugh.
You’re not a celebrity.
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Ey gyal stop embarrass me a road.
Babe. That’s not true. I had the exact same symptoms as ppl with the damn vaccine
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Jamaica couldn’t pull this off.
We’re too unruly, before you know it we a dagger pon car top.
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A same so them used to have Seaga out ina the night dew eno.
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Dykes are some of the most violently homophobic people ever smh
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So much of my adult life is spent holding back tears. Nobody prepared me for that.
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BREAKING: Minister asked to do her job after being criticised for using public funds to fund her personal, professional ambitions.
Unu class and tear dung KJS whole a last week one even say she represents no one yet this week unu a beg har to go rescue stranded Jamaicans a Panama.
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Oh btw guys... pressing the gas and brake at the same time does not take a screenshot of the car.
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Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting is the best cake ever.
I don’t trust people whole like carrot cake. Why you want vegetable dessert??! 😕
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Received a résumé today that had potential but needed some work.
What’d I do? I called the applicant and we talked about how to improve it.
The girl nearly bawl.
It felt good helping someone.
What did you do today?
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If I pay upwards of 2grand for a meal and I can see the bottom of the box, I’m ruining everybody’s day.
Pink Apron
#FirstByte
Pretty much eco-friendly packaged box food. The pork belly and curried goat tastes really good but I’d be hard pressed to recommend spending $2000+ on this especially as a lunch option. Definitely for THAT demography
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(As a Jamaican) Busta. Like… wtf is that?
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Imagine walking into Chilitos and seeing your rapist just casually having a margarita and chit chatting...
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Den a suh unnu puppa frownsy?
Check out this pre-wrapped Father’s Day Basket!!
Items :$6,000
Service charge: $600
#BathWholesale
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Stop shop from the front page of shein. Scroll likkle bit lmao.
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Mind you, we told her he was ugly and looked like a thief and she say him a fih her cup a coffee. See the coffee deh… bitter like gall.
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A who a pay them helper 35K a week????
Put me ina one khaki suit and call me Boysie cause that nuh bad at all.
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Whatever they’ve agreed to.
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Me can tell unnu how Kitty nearly lick me dung with the Range while ago
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Lately, I’ve seen a surge in Jamaican YouTube channels. It’s cute. Love it. But, I wish there was some variety.
Everybody does the same things which I’ve already seen done by Americans.
Find a niche. Set yourself apart. Geesh.
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As God liveth!!! A over the counter me did ago go!!
@KFCJamaica
, this is GROSSLY unacceptable, unfathomable, unprecedented, DANGEROUS & demonstrative of EVERYTHING that is wrong with wider Jamaican society.
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Mad like shad. Bless her heart.
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When my coworker and I are having a conversation and customer decides to interrupt us:
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Di blood di blood di blood!!
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Cabinet Office send out advisory say govt workers are to be back at work today. When I say this government cares about nobody. I mean it cares about NOBODY.
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That ‘long dick’ clip make me uncomfortable.
It’s that degrading sexualization of Jamaican men which results in white women (and men) visiting our country to “Rent-a-dread”.
Then, they end up marrying them to satisfy their fetish, then scream “IMMIGRATION FRAUD”..
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Shut your whore mouth.
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We all watched Adam Levine have an emotional affair with Tessanne on live TV… and y’all are shocked that he’s a philanderer???
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Seet and a wonder how coombs..
Hoooold up so the doctor yute that made such video is the same doctor dem ketch in a parties? Yougottabekiddingme
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