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Restarting my “Word of the Day” posts.
📚🗣️ Retiring my “Word of the Day" thread. Hope these daily linguistic gems added a dash of vocabulary to your feed. Keep those words alive in your conversations!
#WordOfTheDay
#ThreadRetirement
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My body still fire but this pic goes hard
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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A suh pickney fi look like the person wah carry dem fi 9 months!
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I have this bad habit of messaging somebody when they cross my mind and then not responding or following up with the convo 😭
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Dear Yohan,
Despite not qualifying for the finals, you’ve done your country proud 🇯🇲
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Guyyyyssss, I passed my bar exams. I’m gonna be a whole lawyer 😭. Nobody but GOD! 🙏🏽
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Ntn nuh bun me like when me spend money pon taste bad food.
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This week, a hot new bombshell enters the villa:
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I’ve stopped saying “I saw that already” when someone shares content with me that I’ve already seen. I just give the same reaction I had when I first saw it.
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This whole “soup on Saturdays” tradition will DEFINITELY end with me. No waaaaay I’m subjecting my children to that.
🗣SOUP CYAA FULL NOBODY BELLY
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Eastsyde chop off a head widdi choppa. Sixteen choppa, long like waka
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Ok, but let’s say the storm came. WAH UNNUH DID AGO DO WID TEN BREAD ANYWAY?!?!?!
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Me digging up Mr. Wacky to save us:
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Sizzla and his followers reminding us why it’s important to have people of substance around us.
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You know the sleep was good. Look how him crush up 😭
A bear emerging from hibernation (credit to whiterockbearsanctuary)
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Anyway, who’s hiring? Cuz me just shout afta my boss 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Your parents name you ‘Ronaldinho’ and a Schools’ Challenge Quiz you gone play?!
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If Kimberly Megan & Shenseea had a baby:
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Andrew: JPS is not necessarily classified as essential...
JPS:
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Tomorrow is Election Day and nobody nuh try buy my vote yet. A wah?? Me look incorruptible????
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The bad blood between Shelly and Elaine cuda park likkle for this event. Nah lie
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It’s always “You appeared in 8 searches this week” and never “Here are 8 job offers.”
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5’6, 153lbs
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Covid
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When you’re in a relationship, you cyaaa give anybody any ammunition fi come feel like dem waan style your significant other. Nuh entertain certain things or certain people. Respect your partner. Respect the relationship. Respect yourself.
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So you can’t do this after going to parties? I’m confused lol
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A Jamaican parenting cause that enuh. Imagine you come first and vex 😭
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Not a khaki shirt boy a beg me for a minute of my time 😭
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Whoever planning Burna concert nuh ready yet! Dem a release the information backwards & they’ve created ultra VIP (which is not even on the ticket website) & totally screwed over VIP patrons. They’ve also recently made the distinction between general bleachers and grandstand…
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Can we stop with this “Tier” BS for parties??! Please! Let’s just go back to pre-sold and gate price. Please!
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Bolt ran 9.58 and the 19.19 at the same championship 🥱
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#BudaQuest
: Antonio Watson sets a new personal best, clocking 44.13 seconds to clinch victory in the first semi-final of the 400m at the 2023 World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary.
#GLNRSports
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@taylor2nd
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I know a lawyer who is selling sex toys on their IG. Say what you wanna say.
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OUR FIRST OLYMPIC GOLD FROM A MAN. THANK YOU PARCHMENTTT🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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And on this day, December 10, 2019, I entered my name on the Roll of Attorneys licensed to practise in the island of Jamaica. Officially an Attorney-at-Law🙏🏽👩🏽⚖️
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A Jamaican parent: So wahppen to the other three? Why didn’t you score in all of them, Marcus??!
Marcus Rashford has played 16 games since returning from the World Cup.
He's scored in 13 of them 👉😤
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11:11 a fully remote (work from anywhere) position that pays in USD ✨
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Ok but Jai Fraiis ask Bailey if him have more pickney out deh and Bailey cardiac nearly arrest him 😭😭🤐🤐
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My brain always mix up Old Harbour and Harbour View 🤔
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Why couldn’t you just zoom in on her face ONLY? We only want to see her face! This is disgusting 😭
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IIIIIIIIII, I WILL NEVER MISS A NEXT CARNIVAAAL AGAAAAAIIIN 🎶
#Yardmas
#carnival2023
P.S. I did my own hair and makeup.
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I really love sleeping. I wish I could get paid to sleep.
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Don’t mind if I do 💅🏽✨
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I’m so used to being a passenger princess that I just walked to the car, opened it and sat in the passenger seat. Mind you, a me a drive 😭
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Me stop vouch and swear for people. I put nothing past anybody. Get fi realize seh people different round other people and most times, you only see the sides of them that they want you to see.
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If I invite you to a games night, just know these are the kind of games we playinnnn
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Anyway, a suh ooman must have batty and know how fi move it!
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So a wife is supposed to pay half rent, half utilities and pay for half the groceries and still do all the house work and cooking while working a 9-5??? Mental illness.
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Drinking out of a cooler you contributed nothing towards is crazy to me
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“That’s how you qualify, unlike her compatriot Shericka Jackson from the previous heat”
Me dead yffff 💀💀💀
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Absolutely nothing good comes from me sitting down and thinking too long.
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Tami teaching Wayne how fi Drift and tell the man seh “If it feels natural to you, its probably wrong” 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀
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All of unnuh wrong. Ketchup nuffi go pon fries at all 😷
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Spending money on taste bad food is honestly the worst.
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Kmt. I thought this was gonna be porn 🍅🍅🍅
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2015 vs 2020
Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀
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Staying in a r/ship just because it’s been a long lasting one and you’re afraid that leaving will mean you wasted your time isn’t a good enough reason to stay. If you’re not happy and staying, you’re only wasting more time.
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I wish twitter’s block/mute feature allowed us to upload images of someone and the system uses facial recognition to make sure we never see that person on our TL again…
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I want this cake for my next birthday 😂
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If tacbar ever decides to change their waitress uniform…
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We’re at that age where our grandparents are getting ready to pass on and I am not ready at all.
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Portmore needs a sushi bar and an Indian food spot. We also need a proper Chinese food spot aaannnddd we need a nice likkle restaurant where we can have a nice dining experience and eat good food.
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Btw, I stopped at a wholesale in Mountain View yesterday and bought:
- 6 eggs
- 3 cinnamon rolls
- 1 wheat crackers
- 1 hair brush
- 1 tail comb
I gave the lady $1000 and got back change 🥲
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I act like I’m ok, but deep down I wanna be in Portland at a river🥲
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Please tell me how as a policeman you’re going to use your resources and put these stones on a COMMUNITY FOOTBALL FIELD and say you don’t want the young men playing ball because the dust blowing in your yard. BFFR.
@FitzJacksonpnp1
@JamaicaConstab
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