To.mi
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Akure, Nigeria
Joined April 2020
@Koredee___ @meli_xxoo My own was when her mum asked who the father is when she didn’t even know who the mother is😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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If you find someone you really vibe with during this quarantine, don’t hold back because “everyone is bored”. Enjoy the butterflies. what’s the worst that could happen? Tears? na today?. live abeg ❤️.
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I left my Ikoyi apartment at exactly 5:15pm to Femi’s place in Lekki for our reconciliatory dinner date. we hadn’t seen in two weeks. I pulled into traffic and I can’t even be angry because to what end? How many people do you want to fight in Lagos traffic, everyone is mad.
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Shey I have updated my location on my profile, so that you can make an informed decision before you message me.
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I’m so careful about what I say to my husband’s hearing, because he will do it in a blink, even when I’m joking.Very absentmindedly joked about spending Christmas in Paris last year.I actually woke up in Paris on Christmas day😂😂😂😂.
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@lidocaine_v2 Which is still an insult. Person name “Oluwaseyi”, “God made this” of course he did considering how beautiful the babe is. So what other name should match the beauty “Susanna”???. Yesterday was truly something with the comments attempting to justify that backhanded compliment.
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I hear some of us want to protest the death of George Floyd here in Nigeria . of course, all lives matter. But how about you start with the ones happening right under your nose, the one you have a degree of influence on. #JusticeForTina #JusticeForRinji #JusticeForUwa.
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The Brother The Sister
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It was a long one. Thank you so much for reading. remember you can always walk away❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. difficult? Yes, especially after the emotional investment but in the long run, you will be thankful you made the decision. Oluwatomiyin.
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I’m going to put so much thought into naming my kids, names are powerful. You don’t just name your kids just because of trends or aesthetics, but if that’s what you are all about, well….
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“Titi, you better go and shoot your shot, all these passive shots you are shooting won’t work o. How is he supposed to take the clue from liking his pictures? You better let me teach you “.
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but I really lucked out on family. I have the best. The absolute best .I’m forever grateful for the wealth of love and support that I’m surrounded with.
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This one wants to happy birthday himself back into my life. Lmao.
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Please check on your friends that’s not having any sexual intercourse this period. we’re not okay 🥺.
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Sis, BUTH boys wild on a different level, you’d think the work load should reduce the scum tendencies na lie oooo. they will be running a babe’s P in 16 flat, run another one is female hostel. but in all, we give thanks.
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@timmywise7777 @_Notatrophywife @lydiasolx 😂😂😂😂 what you just said about a woman’s value reducing has more to do with the man than the woman. how many times are we going to educate you lot that a woman’s worth is not tied to her body and definitely not her vagina.
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This sis be like “all the tra tra una Dey yarn no concern me, this timini’s plate no go pass over me, I must chop”.
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Lord please just heal the world, this whole uncertainty is unbearable. most importantly I just want to get on with my life, finish my degree. I’m honestly just tired of doing nothing🥺, lord idk but please.
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My mates are getting married? E don reach us? Ahhhhhhhhh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Grown men camping under women’s photos to comment “fallen heroes” and the likes will never not be disgusting to witness. the other day, was the woman excited she survived cancer today is the girl who just wanted to celebrate her birthday ffs . Tasteless.
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@RinuDear But shebi you know this is unnecessary. you intentionally want to use her for clout, she blocked you and you are saying “on top man”. please don’t insult me, I don’t have strength sis.
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@SamuelOtigba @tomilydia_ You guys look so good together. wait did your union come with it’s own professional photographer? Because you guys have never missed.
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Omo, I wish I wasn’t such a silly brat and had more memories with my siblings when we had all the time in the world together, but no I was busy snitching and fighting with all three of them, now time’s flown by and they are all chasing their own lives. I miss them so much🥹🥹🥹.
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I looked at the mirror today, I felt the ache of the craving in my reflection and it didn’t get me angry or trigger me to find some podcasts to remind me all the fun things you could do while single. instead I let myself feel the ache for intimacy.That’s growth I suppose?.
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I truly hate how this lockdown gave some people access to me. Shey if I was in my school, engrossed in the works of Florence Nightingale would I have reasoned some interactions? Corona fuck up oooo.
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I’m acing all my courses this semester.
Speak it into existence, go!.
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I was 10 when I watched a movie where a mother was beating her child for getting raped, like the fault was hers. “How dare she get herself raped”? The mother must have thought. It’s just a movie you would think? Except that movie has translated to reality many times.
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I always kiss my husband on the forehead when he’s asleep and I leave for work. Today, I was in a rush and skipped it. Why did he call me later on saying “you didn’t kiss me today”🤭🤭🤭.
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shooting shots is not for the faint hearted. I know my heart can’t take it I won’t stop thinking about the curve so let me just stick to liking your posts and “lmao” at everything you say, if you don’t get that I like you then maybe we are not destined to be because ahhhhh,.
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She needs to wake up quick!!!!!! The lamp she gave us, NMCN wan collect am.
Someone wake Florence Nightingale for me😪😪😭😭. She can't be sleeping.
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Wdym? This is clear as day.Chloramphenicol eye drops 2 drops t.d.s.Tab loratidine I b.d.Tab Piriton I nocte.Tab Vitamin C.Tab Tetracycline 500mg t.d.s.Tab ibuprofen 400mg t.d.s.
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Over this exam, my God will not Wear flip flop 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 because what is handwritten essay type nitori olorun. .
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nobody can shame me with anything from my past that I have made peace with.
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I had no essence, I had no meaning.Lord, You came through for me.Lord, you showed up for me.What did I do to deserve this kind of love.
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The way I see it Ehn, some of us shoot our shots, even score but have no idea what to do next😔🥺.
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The next guy I like & likes me back, I’m going to hold him by his trousers look him straight In the eye and go “Ogbeni, I aff like you, you aff like me, is there a point in this talking stage you have hidden your intention to disgrace me?” This damsel shii isn’t helping. Gangster.
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2023. You are going to be more than I could ever dream, please🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️ in Jesus name.
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I don’t trust people who are always prying and trying to be friends with anyone . always wanting to know every detail about everybody. 😒😒😒.
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Me, I’m not even a twitter influencer o but why did my dad call me on the phone, a whole distinction graduate of bachelor of nursing science, to go and check on the chickens.
Only if my mom knows I’m a twitter influencer, she won’t ask me to blend this pepper😂😂😭💀.
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Yorubas are collecting on twitter, Yorubas are collecting on WhatsApp. I’m sure oduduwa’s body is itching😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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No Nigerians are goated 😂😂😂😂😂😂 they would go out of their way to make you feel warm especially if you are now the one that was wronged
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Dating emotionally intelligent people will save you a lot of shalaye.
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Man, I’m trying so hard to keep up with these stories so I don’t miss any but Dey plenty. godliness and excellence twitter I hail.
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I’m just hoping the day never comes when twitter decides to add an online notification feature. .
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You’re fixing your make up, it’s Rolake’s birthday party. You’re happy at the reflection staring at you in the mirror. This woman is happier, you thought to yourself as you applied your red lipstick, red has never looked better, the color suited your caramel skin so well.
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If I have to text you first everytime for us to talk, I’m eventually just going to drop it and leave the matter to God🤧🤧🤧🤧.
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I like that twitter is no snitch. no notification that you are online, no such pressure. you just do things at your pace here. .
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My mom and asking me hope I didn’t forget anything halfway through the journey, like I will open my mouth and score a own goal. Whatever I forget stay forgotten please.
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This is the kind of honest wave I want to be on. let me know straight up, no need for us turning corners
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I love my TL now, as newly inducted doctors are celebrating, freshly called to bar lawyers are doing their own. It’s so beautiful. School and studying is tough, to work hard and see results of your hard work, inject ittttttttttttt.
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I’m thankful for the relationship I have with my siblings. Everyday. .
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The heart of the presidential candidates will just be doing gbim gbim like this.
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Rinji bala, 20, murdered by the Nigerian army on the 12th of May.Tina, 17, shot by the Nigerian police on the 26th of May, died on the 28th of May. Uwa, 22, Raped and brutalized on the 27th of May, died on the 30th of May.Theses names are few out of many. No justice been served.
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This is the exact reason I pretend to not know how to do some things in this house because they will turn it to your duty now my mom has bought snails two days in a row for me to be removing ahhhhh. I for no loud my snail-removing skills.
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If anyone told me yesterday or even this morning that I would be in front of my laptop not reading slides but watching movies tonight, i’d have casted and bounded the person but here I am doing the lord’s work ☺️☺️what’s this 365 days movie tho?😒😒.
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People are vile! Men and women alike. May we not be involved with unfortunate people.
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My husband woke me up this morning, prayed for me, kissed my forehead and set a bath up for me. Now he’s currently in the kitchen setting up my lunch for work. I don't know what I did but I just wanna thank God for helping me get it right with this man. God’s gift to me 💕.
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The moment you taste the good life, there’s really no going back to accepting crumbs from people.
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