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I’m listening
What did you hear about girls from Imo State?
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God used a church member to supply my needs. Asin Somebody looked for me and said, God said I should give you money and gave me $4000 dollars 😭. It didn’t make me believe there’s a God, it made me more assured that God cares for my needs.
An unbelievable testimony that made you believe that there’s a God?
Let’s have it!
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@_missrossi
Loooll she said “I’m your mum, you’re supposed to be scared” 😂.. love her ❤️, I want this relationship with my kids 😩
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My friend got married and I’m serving the twitter community with how I represented 🔥🔥.
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1. I preached the gospel to boys and girls in correctional facilities
2. I got my admission to one of the top 10 universities in Canada to get my masters in a course I’ve dreamed of
3. I finished my NYSC with no stress😭
Hallelujah somebody !!
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This month I give myself to the ministry of the WORD and to PRAYER 🙏🏽
This month, I will give myself to the ministry of THE WORD and PRAYER 🙏
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@blaise_ko
Burna boy puts the R is “Rude”
The D in “disrespectful” and the P in “Proud” yet we still vibe with him. Such toxic relationship
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So that’s how God had decreed that 28/11/12, his baby girl will be a Barrister Lawyer. I thank you God because I didn’t derail from your plan 🙏🏽. Serving as Usual. J.U.Onuoha(ESQ)
📸:
@folabss
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I became a renowed teacher of the word
Bought a car and a house
Got engaged to the loml
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I think I found the sun they use to take pictures in America in Lagos.
If you say I rubbed oil on my face I will block you 😒
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This time last year and this time this year and every other year. A queen is celebrated 🙌🏽. I Stan at myself❤️.
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The children’s day Mr Biggs, The unique 3 flavored round cake Mr Biggs, The Mr Biggs that sold Delight juice. 😔
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@cypiee
Buhari resigning guarantees nothing, university free, after university what next? 1 million naira is like 50k can finish in a blink. Visa to go to another mans land and be treated less and be poor. Light is the answer.
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Nobody exaggerates
like a +30’man that wants you.
Me: I woke up at 6am today (only today)
Him: wow I’m impressed, that means you’re so smart, you’re a goal getter, that’s what I admire about you, how you plan. I’m sure in school you won most punctual. so focused
Me: 🥴
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@FluffyAkara
@Twickta
I don’t get how you can’t see the point the guy is trying to make. It’s coz his financial incapacity is more than enough reason in this world rn for her to leave him but she didn’t, and she supported him. He’s never said that’s the ONLY reason he loves her.
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I remember when love made me buy this thing for somebody’s son 😒😭😭.. pls gimme back my thing
Ps4 1tb
Brand new for just
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Please retweet
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@_titosho
An amazing way to eulogize your friend. He lived a fulfilled life , he’s in Christ, amazing family and lived in this cruel world with the gift of a true friend like you. Amazing. Till you meet to part no more. Do exactly what he wanted you to do. “Stay focused”
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😂😂
First: its “O jewa ke eng”
Second: it’s Agbalumo
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My friend changed my perspective on this “dress the way you want to be addressed”. A lot of people disagree with this, hence “it’s my body I’ll dress how I fit” but she said you’ve decided for yourself, don’t also tell me how to think. I’ll perceive you the way you’ve portrayed.
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So I applied for my Nigerian law school transcript to be sent out sinceee January. We are in March it’s not been sent. Guess why ?
Apart from the fact that the DG delayed the signing. Right now the issue is there is NO ENVELOPE. NO ENVELOPE I can’t believe this.
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@dollycent
you’re making it look like it’s coz of the money burna gives him so he’s being supportive of his bad habits Which isn’t the case. He’s mature, he’s independent and he’s a full grown man. My dad says it to me my house my rules once you leave if you want to walk naked feel free.
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@shyTALKactive
Haha I work at a grocery store part time, Omo all the “my wife said” I’ve heard, is enough for a lifetime. They always want to buy exactly what the wife sent them, Oga pick similar product, Mba!!
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E choke Covid-19, I made it ..
2 Corinthians 2:14 *Now thanks be unto God, which always causeth us to triumph in Christ,* and maketh manifest the savour of his knowledge by us in every place.
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@xiaraaaaa_
This is the best of all the pranks I’ve seen so far. Her heart is so pure and loving and it just reflects the love at home😭😭💕 .. bless her soul
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@IamMbali_M
@OlisaOsega
Lol just because you don’t see the karma you expecting for them doesn’t mean they aren’t struggling
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@The_Chiamaka
@kvngSucre
Just because your faith didn’t believe enough for you to be healed, doesn’t mean God doesn’t work miracles. Everyone Jesus healed, they believed he could heal them, did you truly believe? Only you can answer this question. God is not a maybe or a magician.
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I miss owambes🥴😭
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I got balloons today !! Happy birthday Jess !!
You do exploits this new age
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@fkgpv
Wow that’s great..What church?? I wanna hear what the spirit has to say, through you ..😊
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Nigeria is protesting
#EndSarsNow
#EndSWAT
Namibia is protesting
#ShutItAllDown
Congo is bleeding for help.
#CongoIsBleeding
Africa needs support, the injustice is too much and the silence is deafening.
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Thank you Sir
@pst_iren
, that’s all I have to say, thank you for your dedication and devotion to the Lord that has helped us see the light. Thank you for your passion. Thank you God for
@cci__global
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@DrJoeAbah
It basically means- these are the things you consider or the things that are guaranteed to happen concerning the context it’s been used. For e.g a girl complains about her relationship, that her bf is cheating my response” e be the things”
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@Rico_Suaveeee
Imagine going for every mission not sure if you’ll make it back the same or at all😣.
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@theKongeIre
I’m not Yoruba but I support . Lol, their own is too much, you’ll be reading something next thing SA language everywhere. Confuse them too.
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You’ll be surprised at the number of prayers you ought to be praying for Yourself that you haven’t been praying.
A THREAD.
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@IsimaOdeh
The part I don’t get is how kneeling down to propose automatically means the wife is taking over the home? The logic is missing 🙃.. but it’s Pete Edochie
He’s old so he’s wise.. let’s all agree like people without brains
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@jaPepraH
Sometimes you don’t want to be the one that always has something to say. So it’s killing you on the inside Cos you trying to suppress it. You’re struggling with communicating and not making that person feel like they never get it right 🤦🏽♀️
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@sugarkiss___
@ladytiffs_
The point she’s making is being confrontational is a part of building a good relationship.. you need to put the cards on the table not sweep them under the carpet ... the only downside to this is most people don’t know the time and place. It requires good timing and atmosphere
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@OreoluwaPeters
You did amazing 🙌🏽... when you contoured and fixed the lashes that was the end😩. Not only girls that can play ps4, boys that can do your make up
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@VictoryOlaleye
Who is the guy Asin what’s his handle?😂. We need to give him degree in climbing
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@itsirenic__
@ahmadsnuhu_
Lol I’ll have none thanks.. let’s appreciate moderation. Someone that knows when to call and knows when to chill. I’ve been at both ends and I hated it. So no thanks
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@Iyke4uuu
@Corporatte_Thug
I Stan...a queen mother 👑.. women are the most loyal to a good man that genuinely cares and loves her idc any contrary opinion. 🙏🏽🙏🏽 I pray she lives to enjoy even more to see Gods goodness in her life. Amen
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Put your money where your faith is people.. let’s support this outreach 🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@Chiux123
@_AllUpOnThat
@J_Hughes26
@Cassvndra
funny how he'll actually find her and get money to her. The world don't have to know
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@IgweOfficial
He’s just not cultured... you’re facing a committee and you’re lashing back. You didn’t know your actions could land you suspension I don’t understand. Is suspension not a form of punishment which one is threat ???
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I have come to the conclusion that being a good conversationalist is a skill, understanding moods, tones and the ability to know the right thing to say at the right time is an actual skill and not everyone has that..
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@Pellentini
But is Putin the President of Ukraine? Like would he not allow the country makes its own decisions. Ok, they broke an agreement and your next decision is violence. What about sanctions or cutting some economic privileges or something.
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My natural hair is beautiful and presentable in every form. ❤️
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When love is intentional it’s at its best. Doing things randomly, not out of pressure or just because anyone asked. Doing it just because. Like a natural spell.
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I woke up two nights ago.. mediating on Gods grace. And I wept because it was built on pure love that me and many have taken for granted and trivialized , yet his grace still abides
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Celebrating little wins..
1 down ..4 to go 💃🏽💃🏽.. it’s a journey but I’m doing it
#OntarioBar
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@osygreatness
Yep my roommate told me too.. down to her sons fingernails God made it how she prayed for it.. just imagine you’re doing this together with your partner. Speak great life into your child
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Wizkid’s definition of true love is a scam .. just don’t forget yourself when you’re listening to the song 😅
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My friend said to me you’re such a helper. Now I’m thinking “how is this a good thing, all I do is help others who is helping me?” and my spirit speaks to me saying you are constantly filled to fill others. 🙏🏽..
that’s all the counsel I needed
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Twitter is lowkey a problem shared is a problem half solved or made worse 😊
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@YemieFASH
One day , one thing on twitter. I really feel bad for people that actually take twitter standards as the golden rule for their life. I just weak
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My last semester result trying to say aaaaaaaaaahhh... All I see are A’s 💃🏽💃🏽
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This flex is different 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Maturity is a product of knowledge and experience, not the absence of one, but presence of both.
- Pst.Segun Onayinka
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People that stop talking to you because you just want to be friends and they want a relationship, what are they called ?
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@pst_iren
Omg this is literally infront of my street 🥹🥹. So when I come back to nigeria I have CCI in my neighborhood. Gosh I’m emotional
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@BeulahOnoh
Psalms 27:1 the lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear ? The lord is the strength of my life of whom shall I be afraid ? 😌 I brag different
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@ani_nomso
I was just telling my mum this, some people are born for certain things, it’s innate, he’s a natural. This is like when we say some people are born great (IK) while some attain greatness (EBUKA)
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@SurrealDoctor
Lol a generation that is singing “if I broke na my business” 😅. What do you expect?
Some people will still come and say it’s just a song. Lol that sips into your unconsciousness and then controls you. You become what you say. Keep singing
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I’m of the opinion that although 80% of guys between ages 24-29 don’t want to get married at that age is because they still want to enjoy the baby boy life. The No1 major reason is for that choice is lack of financial stability.
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@Twickta
@inspiratibiz
It’s very sad because men do this all the time and it’s not wrong.. and a man is out here just acknowledging his to be wife it’s all shades of wrong.. I feel really sorry.
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Thank you God because there’s Favour on my path. As I search for this job the best spot is reserved for me because you are my advantage. It’s your grace and favor for me 🙏🏽. In Jesus name Amen
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@don_pet
@AfamDeluxo
Hahahah can you believe I left Nigerian with this same bag you have in your 1st slide at the airport. This is my sign 😂😂. I’m definitely going to make it, I’ve done 2yrs the remain 2 or sooner, I’m posting my Benz 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
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@AustinYugo
@joshnekoff
Lmaooo but I want to know the part where pastor adeboye was addressing pastor biodun’s matter.. someone That was speaking generally on temptations and lusts... please don’t infer or presume even if everyone has
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Do you know why I like my Christain Faith? Because you must unlike somethings by force. It’s not everything you like that is good for you in this faith walk.
Holyspirit be like; Oya Oya start unliking. That guy, that girl, that place. For the love of Christ compels me😩
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Lol my mood since January... “I just feel like I should do things on my own”
Dear
@fireboydml
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You relate with me, and that’s why I remain a fire girl 💜
Love YourFan
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I PASSED MY EXAM AND I HAD A MERIT IN ONE OF MY PAPERS . Guess who’s getting CHARTERED 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
I took the ICSAN exam to be a CHARTERED company secretary..I’m here patiently waiting for my result🤞
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