@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden Biden is the ONLY reason we have trump.

@cosmepolitics "The nutsack of Mexico."

@tempest1944 @cosmepolitics @WN_Fielding No, that is the nutsack of mexico.

@BernieSanders He can also close his North Carolina operations.

@feral__mama Of course fill in the "house clean" with whatever checklist items you as a female have.

@feral__mama They are.

@ZacKaizen @feral__mama This really is a dumb take, for the reason cited earlier.

@ZacKaizen @feral__mama If they're not working on it together, the women are just as inept as the men. Do they think one day they'll just pick up the guitar and be Chet Atkins with no *practice*?

@PopularLiberal Lol Marshawn Lynch: "Donald Trump, always talkin' that *shit.*"

@Cluffalo But never ask women to venture outside their comfort zone for you, that's instantly an "ADDICTION!"

@CalRizzerected @Cluffalo Trust me ladies, eliminate half or more of potential males, then pair up 1:1 from there!

@TTJamesG @Cluffalo Using porn/masturbation in the absence of available sex is not an addiction, it is a bodily function, and healthier than abstinence: It's literally "going number 3."

@outofspitexiii @Hookrack2019 @justmikekey @Cluffalo Those really are real people, and they really are doing it that way.

@justmikekey @Cluffalo They're not having sex with them like unrestrained kinky pornstars. I know that's what you like to cue up in your mind, but that's now how it's going down. They get the same "after jumping through flaming hoops, only in the dark, only missionary," treatment.

@NickWillia32464 @Cluffalo "it's not my fault i'm choosing between having sex with myself and having sex with nobody, other than I misjudged and married you."

@WonderWomaNinja @Cluffalo Not enough information was given to make this determination. She could have been putting down the "not doing THIS or THAT or THIS anymore!" making him jealous of the men she would do that for. Your comment following up to this one is indicative of that too.

@GrammarJedi01 @Cluffalo You're the wife that cooks him wonderful meals, but makes him feel completely unwanted in his own bedroom. You're the wonderful mother who helps raise amazing kids who makes him feel lonely when you're there and better when you're gone. It goes both ways.