Mrs K 🌈
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This wee guy popped up in my timeline twice in the last week, courtesy of Dogs Trust, so I took the cosmic hint and went to see him. Delighted to say that Charlie will join the K clan on Saturday. He's 15, a bit blind, a bit deaf, a dodgy tummy and sore hips. We are soul mates 😂
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Nicola Sturgeon is being accused of buying votes with her promise of £500 to NHS staff. If she is, and I don't believe she is, at least she is giving the cash to the people, not Cambridge Analytica.
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I'm a teacher. I'm in the EIS. I'm not marching today because demanding a 10% payrise when weans are coming to school with no breakfast, no lunch money and eating out of food banks for tea isn't why I went into teaching.
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Owen Farrell is an excellent advert for mixed ability rugby. A boy with no arms, playing international rugby has to be applauded.
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I cannot WAIT for the day we can look at the news from England and tut sadly, shake our heads and be thankful it's none of our concern.
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OK,
#KenmureStreet
is over, but the Home Office vans will be back. Here's what they look like, and what to do if you spot one. Community saved our friends today, community can save others. Eyes peeled, Scotland.
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Do you know what's great about Scotland? That we elect a young, ordinary woman who worries about how she will manage until she gets paid. Just like you and me. Not like Boris, Rishi or Sir Keir. A young woman with lived experience of how poverty affects people. Well done, Scots!
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If anyone knows who this is, please pass on my thanks for his support and protection of the FM today in the face of racism and fascism. Ya wee hero ❤
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Nicola has just announced that the Welsh flag is to fly from all government buildings in Scotland tomorrow and the Saltire from all Welsh government buildings. Get on it.
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Good morning
@NicolaSturgeon
I do not want Scottish police officers to be deployed in Ireland.
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So far today we've had Chris Philp (who?), Craig Hoy (🙄) and Neil Oliver (😂) telling us that Indyref 2 is not the will of the Scottish people. Somebody needs to explain to these boys how voting works and what a mandate is.
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I'm voting SNP. I won't be put off voting for the only party that can deliver independence by any issue, real or contrived. I won't be sidelined by any voice, new or otherwise. Vote SNP, get Indy. That's it.
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So many "Indy" accounts muttering about sacking the FM. I smell shite.
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I bought gin from a Scottish company. I've just had an email from them, crowing about getting a thank you letter from Rishi Sunak after supplying gin to Downing Street.
I hate not being able to support Scottish business, but when they act like arseholes what else can you do?
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@mldauber
@thehuntinground
He has to register as a sexual offender because that's what he is. It's SUPPOSED to interfere with his life.
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Some twitter advice from a veteran: see if you mute the words "Krankie" "Nippy" and "Snatzi", your timeline instantly becomes a sweeter smelling, more joyous place.
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Did you hear the one about the English fan who went into a Japanese pub, and they all started speaking Welsh?
A stadium full of 15,000 Japanese people just belted out the Welsh national anthem to welcome Wales to their training session and it was simply beautiful ❤️
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If you're all annoyed at Buckells and saying that level of incompetence can't be powerful, I give you...
Bravo
@jed_mercurio
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I have woken to discover I am 60 today, which I am finding fucking hilarious.
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If I call Fiona Bruce a cunt, but only do it once, it's OK, yeah?
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Refugees are welcome in Scotland. Nigel Farage can get to fuck.
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So, routine mammogram found a lump last Tuesday and it was immediately biopsied. On way to hospital today for results and doc phoned to say it's benign. It's been a horrible week but thank God for the SNHS.
#checkyerbawbles
my lovelies.
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It was so hot last night I had a shower at 2am then slept with wet hair and that is how I discovered how Boris Johnson gets his look. I'll have 3 bottles of wine later to see if I can replicate the bumbling shambles of his leadership style.
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Annie, are you ok, are you ok Annie? Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie? Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
@AnnieWellsMSP
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I will be taking a short break from Twitter as I have just discovered that my expensive shampoo bar has been mistaken for soap by Mr K who has been merrily scrubbing his bollocks with it. Please allow me time to reflect and grieve. I will be making no further comment at this time
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I'm getting a lot of notifications and I'm missing some replies. So if you've sent abuse and I haven't replied yet, take a fucking number and sit over there.
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Today, my friend got to ring the bell at the end of her successful cancer treatment. I'll be having a wee cry now and then spend the day blessing the Scottish NHS. Have a beautiful day, everyone ❤️
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A man on BBC Scotland talking about going for a baby scan, not being allowed to be with his wife and her finding out alone that there was no heartbeat. "Is that 'trivial'" he asks Edwina Currie. Absolutely heartbreaking.
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#NobodyToldMe
I was in charge of the country and was actually making the rules
PM continues: "I can be absolutely categorical about this. Nobody told me that this is an event which was against the rules, that is in breach of what we're asking everyone else to do and should not go ahead."
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If just more than half of my twitter followers voted for me in the Scottish elections, I too could be like Annie Wells, slide into a £64k salary and belittle my younger and less well off colleagues.
I'm better brought up than that, though. She's a disgrace.
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Hey
@ScotLabourPress
Please clarify the statement made by
@lisanandy
regarding Scotland and Catalonia. I want to know if the Scottish Labour Party support the jailing of MPs and the beating of citizens.
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I don't know about the rest of you Indy types, but the news that we will be injected with a Union Jack has made me feel really Tory, so I've just stolen my granny's pension, kicked a homeless man and taken the packed lunch off a school kid. Rule Brittania! 🤪
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I've looked like a bag of shite in all my recent photos and I'd heard that a fringe can take years off you, so I cut one in. By myself.
Years off me, yes, definitely. Now I look like a 5 Yr old who found the scissors...
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@JaneyGodley
I've had - and fully recovered from - ovarian cancer, Janey. If I can answer any questions or give you any support please DM. I'm sorry to hear your news and hope you bounce back quickly. All the best.
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#KenmureStreet
is why
#JaydaFransen
only got 46 votes in last week's election. Let's all laugh at Jayda.
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To be honest, as a disabled person myself, I think Douglas does an excellent job. Holding down three jobs when you don't have a spine is not easy.
Despite all the lies, sleaze and corruption, Douglas Ross still thinks Boris Johnson is the best choice for Prime Minister.
What will it take for Tory MPs to show some judgement, stand up for Scotland and stop debasing themselves on behalf of their Westminster leaders?
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It's been a funny old day. I bent down to pick headphones off the floor, and dislocated my replacement hip. Surgery tomorrow, as long as I get a negative covid test tonight. Pain levels through the roof. When I say funny old day I mean fucking awful.
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Galloway's stunt has nothing to do with football and everything to do with not enough of us noticing that he had crossed the border, as he had said he would "and Sturgeon won't stop me". Pathetic little attention whore is all he is.
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It's making me laugh how some of us think Ross Thompson's behaviour will damage his political career. An entitled halfwit with poor self control? They'll probably promote him. Tories gonna Tory.
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I'm immunosuppressed. Some of you are mad that you have to live more restricted lives so that people like me don't die. All I can say is I'd do it for you. And, since we don't yet understand why young and healthy people are dying from Covid, I AM doing it for you.
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@rhodri
@KilclooneyJohn
The email address to complain about the racist behaviour of
@KilclooneyJohn
is lordsstandards
@parliament
.uk
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There are people working today. We used to call them key workers, when we needed them, then we called them greedy when they asked to get paid properly. Despite that disrespect, they continue to look after us and keep us safe. I'll be thanking them for their service today.
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I've just sent an email of complaint about a delivery and, instead of a pic of the item I'm complaining about,I've accidentally attached a pic of last night's fish pie. Canny breathe.
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While we are all staring at a closed door and being distracted by the circus, Yvette Cooper has just revealed the terrifying depth of the connection between Johnson and the Russians. We MUST pay more attention to this.
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@MisterP500
@CarolineLucas
@AngusRobertson
Working, paying tax, dying for their country...what part of adulthood are they not doing?
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@JolyonMaugham
I'm the one who called him an 'incel' 🙋♀️Delighted to find he not only noticed it, but it annoyed him.
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Hey,
@BTMurrayfield
did you know these were being left in the toilet cubicles in the stadium? Please collect them up and flush them like the shit they are. Many thanks.
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@RL_Morris
This is Charlie, we adopted him 6 months ago from Dogs Trust. He's 16, a wee bit deaf, slightly dodgy balance and cataracts in one eye. He runs happily round the garden every day, loves everyone and is an absolute delight. I thoroughly recommend an old dog.
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My baby is Scottish University Elite Ladies League Trampoline Champion. As with everything in life, she took the challenge in both hands and knocked hell out if it. She is MY role model ❤
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Well, if I didn't want to alienate half the country, I simply would not appoint a politician to my board. Looking at you, SRU.
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Douglas Ross is a pure rid neck. Imagine only making 30k on the side. Other Tories wouldn't get out of bed for that. The man can do nothing right.
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Happy St David's day to all my Welsh family. Pity you can't have a national holiday because the country next door won't let you...
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@MisterP500
@CarolineLucas
@AngusRobertson
Some 40 year olds are less mature than many of the under 18s I know.
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That breathless hush is Scottish Twitter waiting for Jo Swinson to lose her seat.
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Hello, I want to report a murder. My 23 yr old son has just tried to mansplain how the dishwasher works.
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Hey,
@jamiegreeneUK
the Ardrossan Asda has run out of diesel. Which ferry should we blame for that?
#FerryFud
#ArranIsOpen
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One Italian rugby club has now rescued the same number of Ukrainians as the entire United Kingdom.
Families of the
#rugby
team RC Polytechnic 🇺🇦 arrived safe in Italy!
49 peolple on board the bus organised by
@ZebreRugby
🦓
Full story ➡️
#WeAreZebre
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Welsh pals: I know it hurts, but look on the bright side. When you woke up this morning, YOU WERE STILL WELSH.
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After a very uncomfortable night, I called my GP practice at 8:30 this morning. By 10 am I'd had a house call and the doc had picked up my prescription for me. Don't tell me you can only get attention if you've Covid. Thank God for the Scottish NHS.
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@MrAndrewCotter
Book One: Mabel and the very poorly squirrel
Book Two: Olive and Kevin from Accounts
This series has taken an unexpected turn, Mr C.
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If you don't think it's shocking that a Manchester plumber is co-ordinating the supply of essentials like food and gas to families all over Britain because the Tory government won't do it, I'm not sure we have very much in common. Thank you
@Depheruk
Fuck the Tories.
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@rangeroverp38
@LiRFC
@paddyjackson10
He's only available to London Irish because he was sacked. And calling his behaviour "laddish banter" does him or you no favours. I'm all for rehabilitation, but condoning or excusing him will not help him.
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@matthaig1
@KilclooneyJohn
Report him. The email address to complain about the racist behaviour of
@KilclooneyJohn
is lordsstandards
@parliament
.uk
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Slanj website says there has been "unprecedented demand" for this face covering. A nice wee boost for Shelter and a red neck for this numpty.
Is there anything quite so pathetic, quite so adolescent as the First Minister feeling the need to wear a tartan face mask?
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I'm retired from teaching and have no school age children so have no skin in this game, but re-opening schools in England just now is madness. 1. The virus is only just coming under control. How will opening the Petri dish that is a school help? 1/?
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Well. 92 day streak on
@ScotsGaelicDuo
and I have finished the course. I can now proudly say tha Gaidhlig agam.
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Petitions to ask BBC to reverse their decision not to show the FM's Covid briefings are great but you know what would really work?
Independence.
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I've only seen a little bit of
#NicolaSturgeon
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@SoupelinaJail
@DrHannahGraham
@Roadwarrior29
@ScotRail
Hard agree. When you get to my age, everyone's weans are your weans.
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My Covid test was negative. Thanks for all your kind messages. ❤️
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As a disabled person myself, I welcome the leniency of Owen Farrell's ban. Life is hard enough for a man with no arms.
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Your tsunami of love for Charlie has left me quite emotional. I'd forgotten how many good people there are in the world. If I haven't replied to you, I'm sorry, I've been overwhelmed by ❤️ Thank you.
This wee guy popped up in my timeline twice in the last week, courtesy of Dogs Trust, so I took the cosmic hint and went to see him. Delighted to say that Charlie will join the K clan on Saturday. He's 15, a bit blind, a bit deaf, a dodgy tummy and sore hips. We are soul mates 😂
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@caitrionambalfe
@Outlander_STARZ
I bought a cat to give me an excuse to talk to the local vet’s son. Reader: I married him 😉
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@Eddiek62
@606AlfieConn
Everybody's wages have deteriorated. Weans in my classes are hungry, dirty because there's no hot water at home, no electricity. I already earn £37k. How can I take 10% and look those kids in the face?
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Drumroll, please for the best lockdown haircut ever...
Missy before and after.
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@nowellsy15
I’d love to go, but my immune system is fucked. If loads of people do go, I’m more at risk of catching it even though I didn’t go. I don’t know how to make this any simpler for you 🤷♀️
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@NicolaSturgeon
@scotgov
Change the laws that allow tourists to roam about with high powered weapons. That's just a tragedy waiting to happen. Ban trophy hunting and the tourist trade in it. We are better than that.
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My sister hasn't been able to visit her new grandson, born five weeks ago. People are not able to be with dying loved ones. But yeah, sure go for a conga up your fucking road.
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This wean. Standing on the edge of her world, and just steps off. Magic.
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@nickeardleybbc
Hi Nick, love your work. Could you direct me to the pieces you've done on the danger to the devolved governments from the Internal Market Bill?
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Ok, so now I'm a moron, a humble bragger, a scab and - unbelievably- a homophobe enabler. And that's just the good stuff. 😂
Thanks for all the lovely comments and support today. If I upset or offended you (one guy was "sickened" by me, bless him), I'm sorry. ❤️ Peace out.
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