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Your mom’s favorite hockey player. Absolute degenerate. #lgrw
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I know I’m getting hate for this but idc. As someone who is very strong in her faith, this is a slap in the face towards Christianity. This is one of the most meaningful days in Christianity and it doesn’t sit right with me that we are trying to change the meaning of this day.
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If you try to fight a guy and he just grabs you with one gloved hand and drags you to the ground you have to quit hockey
Simon Edvinsson just made me real proud and excited for this to be the future of this team.
#LGRW
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The Yzerplan has failed. Dylan Larkin is not a 1C on a good team. Kane is washed. DeBrincat is lazy. Raymond is soft. Seider is not a top pair d man. Chiarot contract is garbage.
#lgrw
The Detroit Red Wings have overtaken the Tampa Bay Lightning for the 1st Wild Card playoff position. 👀
#LGRW
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Fun fact:
The Ottawa Senators miss the playoffs by a million points thanks to the entire franchise being a dumpster fire.
#unparalleledsuccess
Cheers. Fuck off. Tell your mom I said hey.
Fun fact:
The Detroit Red Wings miss the playoffs by 1pt thanks to Tim Stützle
#GoSensGo
always
Cheers. Happy Tuesday. Goodnight.
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Don’t let Petry sucking at hockey distract you from the fact that the red wings are exactly where they were expected to be this season (a good thing) and if you think Yzerman needs to be fired you’re a knuckle dragging mouth breather
#lgrw
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Sens really fleeced the wings on the DeBrincat trade eh
2020 Calder finalist Dominik Kubalik has signed a 1-year contract with HC Ambrì Piotta in Switzerland.
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When the “absolute rocket” you took home from the dive bar at last call wakes you up to see how you like your eggs
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Larkin did it twice Jesus only did it once what a loser
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Filip Zadina with the worst +/- in the league at -44. Bro filling nets with pucks just the wrong nets.
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Yo
@Buccigross
how many 15th overall picks have launched their team into playoff contention in their rookie season? And who else was available that would have done that? If you were any dumber we’d have to water you. Absolute houseplant.
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They’re all the same it’s like a hive mind with a sub 70 iq up there in Ottawa
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Nothing wrong with a little road ‘pus
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Jeff Petry pulls off the reverse natty hatty and now has been directly responsible for FOUR UNANSWERED GOALS AGAINST
#lgrw
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Just took a huge shit at the entrance to
@PriorityWaste
corporate. The jersey ad curse has been broken
#lgrw
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So dumb and unnecessary
Yo
@Buccigross
how many 15th overall picks have launched their team into playoff contention in their rookie season? And who else was available that would have done that? If you were any dumber we’d have to water you. Absolute houseplant.
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Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaaa
That's all for the first game. Back at it tomorrow against Pittsburgh
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I’ll say it… Jeff Petry had a great game tonight. Good for him.
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For every 5 likes, I’ll name a player better looking than Brady Tkachuk
For every 5 likes, I’ll name a player better than Brady Tkachuk
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If I was Lalonde I would simply just beat Petry to death in the locker room and ask who’s next
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Hey you guys remember when Mo beat the goddamn breaks off of Fillip Forsberg? That was awesome.
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We all totally agree that Anthony Mantha is better than Nikita Kucherov
Look, if someone doesn't agree with our model/player's card, fine. There are a lot of people & we know that not everyone agrees with us. That's normal. However if THREE different models see the players pretty same, but you still don't agree with that...
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Everyone wish god a happy birthday
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Jeff Petry pulled off the first reverse natty hatty in nhl history on March 28th, 2024.
Get Petry back on the ice so he can go for the reverse natty hatty
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Thanks for proving my point?
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You get to choose one player to build a franchise around are you picking McDavid, MacKinnon, Mantha or Matthews?
Here we go! Anthony Mantha has been traded from the Washington Capitals to the Vegas Golden Knights per
@DarrenDreger
. Another situation where Vegas uses cap space thanks to LTIR. Mantha has been very good this season.
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I wish the red wings were as good as the sens. Sens are so elite it’s crazy. Best team in the division for sure. I bet they make a really deep playoff run. Definite cup contenders. Maybe one day we can experience that type of unparalleled success. Fingers crossed.
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Oh?
@oldirtydangles
@aseparatemind
In our eyes, it's not player's decision in which role he plays. It's on coaches. That's why we didn't put 'Role Difficulty' into the Main Score. But, of course, it doesn't mean that 3rd line player with "99" (for example) is better than 1st line player with "80".
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@ARHockeyStats
@aseparatemind
Which makes your overall numerical rating absolutely useless and this even more of a freaking joke
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@ARHockeyStats
@aseparatemind
If that’s not how it works then why did you put a big fat “98” at the top of his card? Shouldn’t his role difficulty rating have more weight and drop his total lower if that’s your argument for the higher number?
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Happy turtle day to all who celebrate
Detroit's
@DarrenMcCarty4
settled the score in the alley, then scored the GWG 39 seconds into OT as the Red Wings won 6-5 over the visiting Avalanche. The game featured 39 penalties for 148 PIM. 03.26.97.
#HFH
#FightNightAtTheJoe
#BrawlInHockeytown
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Gonna send this to the boys without consent
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Now that we’re finally seeing movement on the prosecution of the players involved, I’d also love to see an investigation into the lengths
@HockeyCanada
and
@nhl
went to to keep this disgusting and criminal behavior under wraps over the past 5+ years.
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Drafting a kid that many considered to be the most nhl ready prospect available in the entire class at 15 seems like a pretty solid play to me.
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1 out of every 6 women have been the victim of sa. Odds are there are multiple women that you know who have been assaulted. If you think that joking about rape is funny you are an absolute loser piece of shit and have the iq of a fucking parsnip. Get your shit together people.
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It’d be a such a shame if this kid got unconsensually run through the boards tonight
Logan Mailloux is writing another chapter in his story tonight at Bell Centre.
Personal opinion: We're overeager as a society to throw away the key sometimes. Especially with 17-year-olds who make awful decisions.
Horrible choices. There is no minimizing that. He's paid a real
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Not sure which player or staff member on the wings smashed these dudes’ moms but I hope they gave them crabs
That's not good. But we never liked this signing by Yzerman. We don't know how Red Wings feel about him, however in our eyes Yzerman is not so good with Detroit as many of us expected. He already has made a few bad signings.
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I take back every nice thing I’ve ever said about John Tortorella.
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Thought I shit my pants but then I realized the smell was just sens fans crawling out from under their rocks for another season of unparalleled success
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The liquor would never put a trash patch on itself and go 3-12 when it had the wildcard on lock
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Best of red wings twitter? This guy has never even played an NHL game in his life and we’re saying he’s the best of red wings twitter? What a joke. The yzerplan has failed.
Ladies and Gentelmen. We have th official winner of bracket
#1
of the "Best of Red Wings Twitter poll"
Congrats to
@blashdril
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Imagine you get drafted to play in the nhl and go back and watch the moment as it was aired to everyone else and you have to listen to fuckin’
@Buccigross
say this dumbass shit while you’re hugging your parents
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So it's not gonna be easy it's gonna be really hard and we're gonna have to work at this everyday but I wanna do that because I want you I want all of you forever you and me everyday
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Detroit: has a trash patch
Ottawa: is literally trash
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Lmfao
@RedWingDiehards
The Detroit Red Wings boast the
#1
prospect pool in the NHL, with future stars like Simon Edvinsson, Nate Danielson, and Marco Kasper leading the charge.
Stay tuned for the upcoming release of McKeen's 2024 NHL Prospect Report including the full article on the Red Wings'
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Shut up Mikey nobody likes you
The Red Wings have the second-longest playoff drought in the NHL but based on the way their fans talk about them you'd think they were coming off winning the President's Trophy
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This is the kind of take I’d expect from someone who has never been on the ice/field/court for a clutch play in their entire life and I have a good feeling I’m correct with this assumption
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You’re a conservative white guy visiting Detroit for the first time. Everyone at church told you how dangerous it is, but you’re prepared. You brought the glock. Extra mags in every pocket of your tactical cargo pants. You park. Get out and this is the 1st thing you see. Wyd?
Gotta be safe in Detroit you might run into some stoned freak in a ketchup suit lmao what a pussy
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Me:
You gotta be a sick individual if you attracted to women over 30
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You wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a ferrari
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Lucas Raymond trying to lift this team back into the playoffs
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Sean Higgins is a massive piece of shit
The alleged drunk driver Sean Higgins is upset he is being held in jail till next week.
Everything I think to type after reading this will get my accounted suspended. Quoted from the NY Post.
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He’s right there
Ok.. so who would be the 2nd best D-man of all time..?
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Called that shit let’s fucking go
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The enemy of my enemy is my enemy but less of an enemy than my enemy
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Decades from now we will still be able to just say “1967” whenever a leafs fan tries to talk shit and I love that for us
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My favorite thing about blocking some annoying loser after I get tired of playing with them is knowing that they’re going to screenshot the block and then act like they’ve won a fucking gold medal. I love this app.
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HOT
Some on ice looks of this wicked awesome Detroit Vipers kit I wore during training in Helsinki last month.
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Moritz Seider has completed his ELC:
246 GP (no games missed)
134 points (22nd most among NHL D-men)
5,631 minutes played (10th most in the NHL)
563 blocked shots (2nd most in the NHL)
569 hits (24th most in the NHL)
A warrior since his first NHL game.
#LGRW
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@__Haslamabad
Every single day I see a sens fan tweet something and I’m like that’s it, that’s the dumbest tweet I’ve ever seen and then every single day there’s another one that tops the one from the day before. Shit is wild.
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It’s been 4 hours lmfao shut up
"Have the Red Wings upgraded at all, in a meaningful way? No."
"I’m sorry, but I think it’s OK to start questioning and say, what are we doing here?"
🔊 🔊:
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Gotta be safe in Detroit you might run into some stoned freak in a ketchup suit lmao what a pussy
@ArmchairQB_UM
@clahanna
Sure thing. I've been to Detroit. Least safe I've ever felt in my life. You're probably just used to it and are poor AF and never been anywhere else.
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