Rob
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Mostly here for hockey and Seattle sports. Big Big Dumper fan. Member of the Will Borgen "I gotta eat some fucking wings" alliance.
Seattle, WA
Joined November 2012
When the NHL schedules your season opener in the middle of the day and you don't want to get caught calling in sick to work.
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Takes a run, throws a dangerous hit, and then proceeds to turtle like a little bitch when he's getting his ass beat. Fuck you, Pospisil. Thank you, Karts.
We think it's safe to say Tye Kartye didn't like Martin Pospisil's hit on Adam Larsson during the first shift of the game. #SeaKraken
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These new Westlake light rail digital signs sponsored by Microsoft are badass but I wish someone would log in so I can see the train times.
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Hope Kakko fits in these pajamas or it's not going to fucking work.
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This got abruptly tender and I was not expecting it
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Me reacting calmly to Ron Francis trading away Will Borgen:
#NYR have traded Kaapo Kakko to Seattle for Will Borgen, a third-round pick in the 2025 NHL Entry Draft, and a sixth-round pick in the 2025 NHL.
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Watch out, Flyers. You won't like Gru when he's angry.
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Join us for our next Kraken Game Night Giveaway.
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Me at T-Mobile Park right now glaring at my section trying to start The Goddamn Wave
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That feeling when you beat your hometown NHL team with a 3 point night
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That's Kraken hockey, baby
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We started the year with a Kraken W and ended it with a Kraken W. 2024 must have been great for Kraken nation, right? Right???.
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This child is destroying the Boston Bruins as we speak
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Grubi with a season-high 39 saves for his 22nd career shutout! π«‘π§±
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Sigh
One of the OGs. Thank you, @wborgen19, for creating history with us on and off the ice. Wishing you all the best in New York! π
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This is called a Jared McCann hat trick.
1 goal, 3 assists, and 1 goalie kiss. Pretty good stat line for Jared McCann tonight.
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I like to think based on this that Matty and Borgy live in a little cottage in Yanni's backyard (for their own safety).
Ready for a little holiday baking action?! . admin asked @Matty_Beniers10 & @wborgen19 to whip up their fave holiday cookies - and they didnβt disappoint π
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We used to be a proper country.
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1. Ryan Donato Winter Classic assist π₯Ή. 2. With this goal, Joey Daccord will remain the only goalie with a Winter Classic shutout π.
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Just fell to my knees in a Davy Jones hat store.
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It is with complete sorrow and crippling despair in my heart that I am here to inform you: that's Kraken hockey, baby
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NHL script writers have decided the #seakraken win streak ends today. The refs are allowing the Pens to do whatever they want with reckless abandon and Edzo's blood pressure is skyrocketing.
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Man just wanted to play outside with his friends, ended up destroying Vegas. Now the league is back to 31 teams.
Will Borgen says the players enjoyed every second of the game. "We tried to make it business once we got out on the ice, but that's hard to do, because we were having a lot of fun." #SEAKraken
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Dear god (Ron Francis), help me
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This would have been such a fucking incredible way to end the season. Cheers to Joey for the attempt.
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I'm on the streets begging for even the smallest crumb of Kraken defense. Dear god please (we're starving to death).
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Me going to bed tonight knowing I have to try to defend the goddamn deep in 3 days
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Me thinking about the fact that we have to sit with a loss to the Sharks for the next two weeks
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I wouldn't wish being a Seattle Kraken goalie on even my worst enemy
did they do a summoning circle or something π€¨. it's 3-0.
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β Matty injured (fuck Cole Sillinger).β Vince injured (fuck Cole Sillinger).β Big Cat injured (fuck my life).β Franchise record win streak broken by a bunch of degen refs
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Me inviting the Canucks to kindly fuck off back to Canada
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Shane Wright said fuck your win and decided to take this game over in the last 4 min with 2 goals to send it to OT. Firebirds were down 4-1 going into the 3rdπ₯
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Diligent and belligerent
"He [Will Borgen] has been diligent and belligerent tonight" - @JohnForslund 10/10.
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RYKER EVANS FIRST GOAL!!! ALL THE PAIN WAS WORTH IT
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Gru outside CPA before tonight's game:
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Very sorry but this is still unfortunately Kraken hockey, baby
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@lin_c_brown Man was broken by having his drinks taken away (notice the extremely firm double grip on the boot later that night)
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1. It's a beautiful sight seeing Pospisil, a huge piece of shit, getting jumped. 2. I miss Ryan Donato.
Martin Pospisil NAILS Frank Nazar and Ryan Donato jumps him before everyone gets involved π±π³
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Just fell to my knees in a Climate Pledge Arena. Dad is staying.
π¨BREAKING NEWSπ¨: Per @JeffMarek, OUR @SEATTLEKRAKEN ARE EXTENDING JORDAN EBERLE! Ebs signs a two-year deal with a FULL no trade clause. Eberle likely retires here in Seattle. Photo by @RioGiancarlo . #SeaKraken #JordanEberle
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Me crying about the fact that this is Kraken hockey, baby
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Beat the shit out of a degen (Cole Sillinger).β
Kraken dub.β
New club record win streak
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My Bjorky Winter Classic jersey arrived mid-game. May it be a sign of good fortune for the rest of the game tonight π #SeaKraken
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Nneka just defended the deep. I hope to god she can ice skate.
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Tye Kartye now has 5 hits on the game!.γ2γγ0γγ2γ! Congats on 200 Karts!!.
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Wouldn't know what that's like π€·ββοΈ
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Will Borgen managing the CBJ line changes tonight
Photos from tonight's Columbus Blue Jackets at Seattle Kraken game at Climate Pledge Arena. Photos for the @SeattleKraken @NHL
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Nice Kraken event at Enchant. We got to meet and take a picture with Vince Dunn and Josh Mahura. Also ran into Coach Dan and got to say hi.
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Not sure how all you #NYR fans feel, but I wouldnβt mind them hanging onto Will Borgen instead of trading him for assets. He plays such a sound, simple and physical game.
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π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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Morgan Geekie hat trick
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This Winter Classic is such a failure by the NHL. Two teams that are completely mismatched and have been in it multiple times already. If you are going to shoehorn the Blackhawks to get Bedard in it, then at least make it a toilet bowl with a team that hasn't been in it before.
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Me finally releasing all the anguish and fury trapped inside me when we secured the W after spending an evening in the deep which had been invaded by Bruins fans:
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The Kraken should not leave Calgary before putting Pospisil in the ground.
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When you successfully defend the deep and complete a series sweep over the Bruins and tell them to get the fuck out
Tonight's @SeattleKraken win over the @NHLBruins means that Seattle has. β
consecutive wins.β
a series win.β
a series sweep . against the @NHLBruins for the first time in franchise history!. Photo by @RioGiancarlo . #SeaKraken #NHLBruins #NHL
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Great team effort.β
Grubi was incredible after such a long break.β
Overcame a phantom penalty that led to a fake goal and got the W
Islanders: βββ.Kraken: ββ
. #SEAKRAKEN WIN!!!!!!!.
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The Kraken Hockey Network broadcast booth is just like our house (still has Christmas lights up)
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Throw your team straight in the trash. If we could demote you to the ECHL, you would still be the most classless piece of shit team.
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This kid is having a mother fucking night
MATTY SCORES A GOAL.OFF OF AN ASSIST FROM SHANE.KRAKEN UP BY THREE
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This just in: Dave Hakstol is not letting Kailer Yamamoto out for his 300th NHL game until the Kraken win
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It's way too early for this bs
Adam Larsson is missing from the #SEAKraken bench. He hasn't taken a shift since late in the 1st period.
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Is Edzo still upset about that faceoff?.
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Love ESPN commentary just repeatedly reminding us that this Seattle - Minnesota game means absolutely nothing. It's like they are begging viewers to turn it off.
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Me when I'm put on the spot to do even the most basic task:
thereβs so much happening here we donβt even know where to begin π
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If anyone can win over the frozen dead hearts of the NY Rangers fan base, it's Borgy.
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Jared McCann just said "fuck your comeback"
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FUCK YOUR SHUT OUT, DALLAS
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"Fuuuuuuuck. "
Put those vacation plans on hold, you're going to the Bjorkin' All-Star game! π€©
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Me watching the Oilers lose to every other WC team except the Kraken.
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Me for 11 straight days during the break in preparation for the return of the #seakraken today
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Those were victory cookies that Borgy was cooking up
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David Hakstol, I am literally begging on behalf of all humanity
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Goalie assist (Ullmark π Eberle).β
Tricked Bruins fans into throwing their hats on the ice for a fake hat trick.β
We got so hard and got the W
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I still hope and pray that Seattle gets an NHL team someday.
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