Ways the NHL has tried to grow the game this year:
-Let a team that covered up a sexual assault draft a generational talent
-Let a team hire Mike Babcock
-Banned Pride themed jerseys and gear for players
The Sens are consistently one of the dirtiest teams and simultaneously the biggest whiners over every minor inconvenience.
Even Stützle loves to embellish and I do like him. 😂
If it were Holland the trade would have been:
OTT Receives:
Dominik Kubalik
Simon Edvinsson
2024 1st (BOS)
2024 1st (DET)
DET Receives:
Claude Giroux
Cameron Talbot
Detroit re-signs Giroux to a 7 year 7.5 million dollar contract
Credit goes to Ashley and Derek Donet of the Belle Tire Sled Hockey Team of MI for giving him the opportunity to take part in this and to Kim Muir for posting them on Facebook.
I couldn’t find them here and I don’t take credit, but look at Vladdy go.
It’s absolutely wild that we finished with more wins than the Capitals and Islanders, yet we’re not in the playoffs.
Gotta love that loser point, right?
@ConSelfOwns
A lot of people were blaming the bad storms that came through Michigan a couple days ago on “weather manipulation”, rather than a result of global warming
Ways the Red Wings can break their curse
-Ban the Woo
-Rename the arena after almost anything but Little Caesar’s
-Retire Fedorov’s jersey
-Remove the jersey ad patch
-Hire team witches
-Commune with the elder gods
-Howl at the moon
-Smoke weed
The Florida Panthers had six skaters on the ice during the second period of Saturday's game against the Detroit Red Wings, somehow avoiding detection by the on-ice officials.
Even if we lose the last two games outright we will finish the season with:
-4 more wins than last season
-Double the wins of the 2019-20 and 2020-21 seasons
-More wins than those two seasons combined
-At least 4% more point percentage than last season
-Four 20 G scorers
@DylanEveryday
@Aaronontiveros0
Delivery isn’t free, plus people look at high delivery totals on orders and get scared off, so it’s easier to absorb some of that by raising the food prices.
It’s the same for every industry. Raise the prices and drop other costs so people feel like they’re getting a good deal
UPDATE: The
#RedWings
today recalled defenseman Simon Edvinsson from the AHL’s Grand Rapids Griffins.
Additionally, the
#RedWings
have placed goaltender Alex Lyon on injured reserve retroactive to Dec. 16.
Lombardo’s Pizza in Grand Haven, MI. Pickle Pizza with dill and pickles sprinkled on top of a mozzarella cheese blend. Garlic butter sauce base. 10/10 and 15/10 from a pregnant person.
Young core thread:
Lucas Raymond needs:
- 1 Assist to set a new career high
-4 Assists to hit 100 for his career
-7 points to set a new career high
Moritz Seider needs:
-1 Goal to set a new career high
-10 Takeaways to set a new career high
Given Larkin’s history of receiving a neck injury in a similar way, you can’t tell me that wasn’t a targeted play by Joseph.
I can almost guarantee it came from higher up because taking out a team’s captain is a good way to gain ground in the standings.
@Sportsnet
It’s time for Bettman to retire
Babcock doesn’t deserve to set foot in any clubhouse. It’s about time the league stopped recycling problematic coaches.
Let me get this straight, Detroit has;
-Beaten OTT and Dorion was fired soon after
-Beaten BOS and they’re currently losing to CBJ and on a losing streak
-Beaten MIN and they just fired their GM and coach
Despite being told that the Caps were a better team than the Red Wings, they finished this season with the same amount of playoff wins and everyone on our team scored as many goals as Ovechkin.
We played 82 meaningful games this season, which is a far greater total than any season since the 2015-16 season.
If that doesn’t get you excited for next season, idk what will.
People are losing sight of the Red Wings season, some good things happening are:
-The worst players are filler/stop gap pieces
-The Griffins are performing well and most of future players are on that roster and learning to win together
-Our overseas prospects are doing well
According to the NHL, Walman is worthy of a warning for his unsportsmanlike celebration, while Gudas was just a player caught up in his emotions during a pivotal moment.
The NHL is the most unserious league.
Positives from this season:
-Raymond is quickly becoming an offensive threat with potential to be a PPG player
-We have more wins than last season
-We tied our point total from last season with 8 games left
-We’re still in the playoff hunt at the end of March
You heard it here first. A concussion isn’t a serious injury.
Let’s ask people like Belak, Boogard, Ewen, Rypien, etc if traumatic brain injuries are serious. Oh wait, they’re dead because CTE fucks people up.
BREAKING: Detroit Red Wings star Adam Erne has agreed to a five-year, $304 million supermax contract extension with the franchise, per sources. This is the richest deal in NHL history, negotiated by agent Jason Glushon.
Fully guaranteed, with a trade kicker. No player option.