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MY NAME IS DEREK AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOCKEY OR BASEBALL. DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.
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Me spamming the poke check button in NHL 24
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When Mason Geersten told Tyler Bertuzzi to, “Go get vaccinated,” which was an elite level chirp
Share a wild sports quote that you can’t believe was actually said.
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Ways the NHL has tried to grow the game this year:
-Let a team that covered up a sexual assault draft a generational talent
-Let a team hire Mike Babcock
-Banned Pride themed jerseys and gear for players
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Name a bigger downgrade
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They look like the dudes at bars that try to bum cigarettes off you
ALL OURS.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sprong (1G)
⭐️⭐️ Fischer (1G)
⭐️ Kane (1G)
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It’s great to see Vladdy enjoying himself on the ice again
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Congrats to Jared Goff on his 4 year contract extension
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Dear universe, I offer you the Detroit Pistons being terrible forever in exchange for a Detroit Red Wings win and a Capitals loss.
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Konstantinov and it’s not even close
Who’s a player in sports history YOU wish their career hadn’t been cut short by injury?🧐💯
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“The way you acted made it seem like you won a million dollars,” -my wife
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Next up: Game 82 @ Montreal tomorrow night.
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Datsyuk deserves the hall of fame for getting Abdelkader to 23 goals.
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Kamala Harris said she will bring back the Hockeytown center ice logo if she’s elected president
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@RightWingCope
My friend was banned for a calling a dude a nazi. So, I guess you can be one, but you can’t call someone a nazi.
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The Sens are consistently one of the dirtiest teams and simultaneously the biggest whiners over every minor inconvenience.
Even Stützle loves to embellish and I do like him. 😂
Pyotr Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk: The newest feud in the NHL. 🍿
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The 12 pounds he put on in the off-season are his huge balls
Lucas Raymond sends Michael Eyssimont into the Red Wings bench. 💥
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If it were Holland the trade would have been:
OTT Receives:
Dominik Kubalik
Simon Edvinsson
2024 1st (BOS)
2024 1st (DET)
DET Receives:
Claude Giroux
Cameron Talbot
Detroit re-signs Giroux to a 7 year 7.5 million dollar contract
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@DylanEveryday
@Aaronontiveros0
It’s also a pickup order while the DoorDash was a delivery, 💀
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Soderblom being hugged by Raymond after making the team
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Here’s a current list of Red Wings with as many or more goals this season than Stützle.
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Ugh, this cursed patch has these guys not winning any Stanley Cups in their 32 years of existence
Ugh, this cursed patch has the guys fighting in practice now.
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Any goalie when they play Detroit
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Credit goes to Ashley and Derek Donet of the Belle Tire Sled Hockey Team of MI for giving him the opportunity to take part in this and to Kim Muir for posting them on Facebook.
I couldn’t find them here and I don’t take credit, but look at Vladdy go.
It’s great to see Vladdy enjoying himself on the ice again
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I’m proud to announce that the Red Wings have inked Mrs. Claus to a three year entry level contract
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It’s absolutely wild that we finished with more wins than the Capitals and Islanders, yet we’re not in the playoffs.
Gotta love that loser point, right?
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Long term contracts for Raymond and Seider
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Do it for him
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Dylan Larkin returning early from injury to help his team end their losing streak
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@ConSelfOwns
A lot of people were blaming the bad storms that came through Michigan a couple days ago on “weather manipulation”, rather than a result of global warming
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Tim Stützle has not scored a goal since they made this tweet.
Alex DeBrincat started the season with 9 goals in his first 7 games, has 10 in 48 games since.
Thats the cat we know.
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Ways the Red Wings can break their curse
-Ban the Woo
-Rename the arena after almost anything but Little Caesar’s
-Retire Fedorov’s jersey
-Remove the jersey ad patch
-Hire team witches
-Commune with the elder gods
-Howl at the moon
-Smoke weed
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Washington will lose in OT 4-3
Detroit will win 6-2.
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screw traumatizing
Hype up your fandom with one image
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It’s called the Detroit factor.
Teams can do what that want, within reason, to Detroit and get away with it.
The Florida Panthers had six skaters on the ice during the second period of Saturday's game against the Detroit Red Wings, somehow avoiding detection by the on-ice officials.
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Not the first time a Cat changed the Sens plans
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The Sens are the only team that has a logo to represent all the cups they’ve won
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Even if we lose the last two games outright we will finish the season with:
-4 more wins than last season
-Double the wins of the 2019-20 and 2020-21 seasons
-More wins than those two seasons combined
-At least 4% more point percentage than last season
-Four 20 G scorers
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Who’s the first player that comes to mind when you see this number? ⬇️
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Larkin and his babies are so grown up rn. Give Seider and Raymond the A’s already.
Seider the last one out there after an optional skate this morning
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@DylanEveryday
@Aaronontiveros0
Delivery isn’t free, plus people look at high delivery totals on orders and get scared off, so it’s easier to absorb some of that by raising the food prices.
It’s the same for every industry. Raise the prices and drop other costs so people feel like they’re getting a good deal
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Don’t mess with him or you’ll watch him get his ass beaten.
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Walman must’ve hurt himself trying to perfect the worm celly
Per Coach Lalonde, Jake Walman (lower body) is unavailable tonight and Michael Rasmussen (under the weather) will be a game-time decision.
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Can we have SANA take over instead of Fanatics because this is infinitely better than anything Fanatics has ever put out
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Lombardo’s Pizza in Grand Haven, MI. Pickle Pizza with dill and pickles sprinkled on top of a mozzarella cheese blend. Garlic butter sauce base. 10/10 and 15/10 from a pregnant person.
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For someone that’s so homophobic, Reimer sure loves getting blown out
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Young core thread:
Lucas Raymond needs:
- 1 Assist to set a new career high
-4 Assists to hit 100 for his career
-7 points to set a new career high
Moritz Seider needs:
-1 Goal to set a new career high
-10 Takeaways to set a new career high
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Given Larkin’s history of receiving a neck injury in a similar way, you can’t tell me that wasn’t a targeted play by Joseph.
I can almost guarantee it came from higher up because taking out a team’s captain is a good way to gain ground in the standings.
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@ChadGiga714
@BadRunningForm
@richjmadrid
@irish1480
Where’s the same enthusiasm about the rapist they let compete?
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@Sportsnet
It’s time for Bettman to retire
Babcock doesn’t deserve to set foot in any clubhouse. It’s about time the league stopped recycling problematic coaches.
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@Aportzline
If only there were public information about Babcock’s character that could have prevented the hiring from happening.
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Yzerman talked them down to 1G from Matthews and a win for us
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@MyAngel6400
@bennyjohnson
Almost as funny as paying for verification to show off a check mark to 8 followers
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Let me get this straight, Detroit has;
-Beaten OTT and Dorion was fired soon after
-Beaten BOS and they’re currently losing to CBJ and on a losing streak
-Beaten MIN and they just fired their GM and coach
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The duality of man.
Walman celebrating a goal is despicable, but firing a clapper into an empty net is lovable.
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@RobertSommers80
@therealmewt1987
@ConSelfOwns
Most conservatives can only read at a middle school level, which is why they tend to prey on minors
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Despite being told that the Caps were a better team than the Red Wings, they finished this season with the same amount of playoff wins and everyone on our team scored as many goals as Ovechkin.
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You mean when the playoffs looked like this and there were only 6 teams.
You haven’t won a cup when there’s been more than 6 teams.
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@wyshynski
If only Jarmo had access to public information about Babcock’s character to prevent the hiring
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When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me standing at the foot of the bed like
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Tim Stutzle trying to draw a penalty
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We played 82 meaningful games this season, which is a far greater total than any season since the 2015-16 season.
If that doesn’t get you excited for next season, idk what will.
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“We have to let the young guys play”
“Why aren’t we making any big FA signings?”
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@spittinchiclets
It’s a win-win because we don’t have to listen to him in the booth anymore AND the Flyers are going to remain irrelevant
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Apparently the Yzerplan is to accumulate players that look like they could be a haunted Victorian era painting come to life
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The biggest April Fool’s prank was Petry secretly knowing how to play defense like that
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Homie just found out he could’ve been born into the Sens fandom
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People are losing sight of the Red Wings season, some good things happening are:
-The worst players are filler/stop gap pieces
-The Griffins are performing well and most of future players are on that roster and learning to win together
-Our overseas prospects are doing well
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Let’s continue to punish players that stick up for themselves instead of the instigators. Real good look for the league.
Punish both or none.
Columbus’ Erik Gudbranson will have a hearing tomorrow under rule 46.2 (Aggressor) for an altercation with Florida’s Nick Cousins.
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According to the NHL, Walman is worthy of a warning for his unsportsmanlike celebration, while Gudas was just a player caught up in his emotions during a pivotal moment.
The NHL is the most unserious league.
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Bro, he knocked us out of playoff contention last season by how terribly he was playing. It’s nothing new to us.
Alex Nejelkovic chasing down and potentially knocking Detroit out of the playoffs is the underrated revenge story of this NHL season.
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Dylan Larkin coming back from injury to help his team get a point
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Yzerman looking for the good players when he joined the team
@ProfessorLGRW
@By_Odins_Beard_
@stabbymcdanger
@MarshaIIZach
@MountEloy
@solarium_star
He inherited good players like he did in Tampa. Helps things quite a bit
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Positives from this season:
-Raymond is quickly becoming an offensive threat with potential to be a PPG player
-We have more wins than last season
-We tied our point total from last season with 8 games left
-We’re still in the playoff hunt at the end of March
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As bad as Zadina has been this season, he’s still scored more goals than Vrana, which is weird to think about
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Anyone else prepared to see “Mathieu Joseph has been fined the maximum amount allowed under the current CBA” post
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You heard it here first. A concussion isn’t a serious injury.
Let’s ask people like Belak, Boogard, Ewen, Rypien, etc if traumatic brain injuries are serious. Oh wait, they’re dead because CTE fucks people up.
@Dmedo81
@aseparatemind
A concussion isn’t a serious injury in the hockey world, if you get taken away in a stretcher then maybe you can talk
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Detroit has 4 20 goal scorers and Raymond has 69 pts. The vibes are immaculate.
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So this is a major and a misconduct but nothing that happened against Detroit last night was?
Oh, wait, it happened to a Hughes.
Flyers forward Garnet Hathaway ejected (5 minute major + game misconduct) for boarding
#NJDevils
’ Luke Hughes.
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BREAKING: Detroit Red Wings star Adam Erne has agreed to a five-year, $304 million supermax contract extension with the franchise, per sources. This is the richest deal in NHL history, negotiated by agent Jason Glushon.
Fully guaranteed, with a trade kicker. No player option.
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