Elijah • Human Kitten
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Unfairly maligned ex-histrionic. Gentle-natured brute. Bearer of a generational curse. Songwriter. 31 years old. Staff writer on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher
Portland, OR
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Read my full statement on the protests in Washington, D.C. yesterday.
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squidward mustve had antisocial personality the way he was always pushing away spongebob’s friendship
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@wolktress
on the early internet forums, the perverts were already saying it with confidence, as if everyone simply knew what it meant, like it had already been with us forever, written on cave walls in the earliest days of language
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@st00perduck
giving this to me at age of 12 before i’d yet developed the cognitive abilities to meaningfully criticize it was a mistake
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to all the teens on here i followed back that spend their days posting about weird niche fandoms
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new album
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spending the day counting up to these numbers on my fingers
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@dklmarxist
alexander payne movie about a depressed israeli english professor that falls for a protestor 20 years younger than him and joins hamas
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embracing my inner lil b and following everyone back
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launching a series of human kitten nfts as a form of self-harm
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i have covid ✨🦋 if you want some just let me know and i’ll cough into an envelope
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the way we treat “criminals” is profoundly cruel and dehumanizing. i don’t just mean drug offenders and petty thieves, i mean all of them. the glorification of revenge against criminality is just bloodlust. it’s just death drive. accept the defects of humanity with love. please.
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sorry for not being around, i’ve been suicidal and ill in bed for the past three weeks. wish i were better at all this but i’m not. maybe i’ll get back on twitch or record more music eventually, but right now i’m doing very very poorly. thanks to those who understand
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nonbinary people don’t owe you $13 for the vegan banh mi you bought them last week
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started recording the album. also registered for some classes at the community college.
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people on youtube think i’m dead because i haven’t released an album in over a year. they know a lot of bands release only one album every 3 or 4 years right? that being said, i am dead yes
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next album is gonna be titled Triggered and the album art will just be a photo of me with my arms crossed making this face
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i know everyone is getting upset about their favs being on here, but let’s be real, what’s the over/under that they just got a forwarded email from their agent saying **URGENT** Producers Will Blacklist You If You Don’t Sign This and it was 7am and they panicked
HERE IS THE FULL COMPLETED LIST OF EVERY CELEBRITY THAT SIGNED THE ZIONIST PROPAGANDA NO HOSTAGES LETTER. in this thread I will break down why what theyre doing is harmful.
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i have partnered with BetterHelp to offer one month of free exploitative data collection to anyone who has related to the content of my lyrics
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just dropping in to say black lives matter, burning down businesses is good, and the police are a violent militia whose only real mission is to protect capital and the interests of the ruling class. abolish the police.
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i don’t think future crib has a twitter, but i discovered them earlier this year and they rule, you should check them out
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very depressed this evening. the world is bad & it will remain bad, and this ever-present badness will always be imprinted inside myself, everyone i love, and everyone i do not. no escape, even in death we can only bake a deeper darkness into everyone that remains. happy holidays
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a non-insignificant swath of abuse allegations (at least on a community level) are reckless & vindictive acts extrapolating upon personal resentments in order to paint an exaggerated picture that molds reality around a delusion and rarely has that been more clear than right here
Mo Troper sues Maya Stoner (Floating Room) for defamation over abuse allegations
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new years resolution to actually maybe pick up my guitar and record a song finally after two years of feeling creatively neutered
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picked up my guitar today. sorry i’ve been taking so long to do anything new, i just have a lot of baggage & pain surrounding Human Kitten as a project. if there’s one thing i’ve tried to communicate with HK, it’s growth & change in real time. but growth happens slower with age.
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on the systemic qualities that have allowed you to continue to fool me. fool me three times? i have surrendered to my fate. i am the fool.
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Human Kitten - The Kind of Sandstorm You Need to Imagine
12/13/23
"I Want to Be a Part of This World" streaming NOW
Pre-order today:
1. I Want to Be a Part of This World
2. Rolling Stop
3. O V E R S A T U R A T I O N
4. As Above, So Below
5. The
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@wolktress
there is no more wretched of a youtuber than this man. Breadtube Boogie2988. needs a 9-5 to cleanse his soul.
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i caved and made a tiktok page to keep up with the youths of today
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does anyone know how to heal from two decades worth of trauma in 30 minutes
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this could be a great christmas gift for your depressed nephew
instead of giving your $$ to a Large Corporation today, you should give it to me instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
~1 DAY ONLY~
!!! Vinyl + T-Shirt = $30 shipped !!!
venmo @ HumanElijah
(make sure to include your name, address, & t-shirt size)
no international orders, sorry :_(
much love -e
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so please be patient with me. i think about completely ending Human Kitten all the time, but i think that’s just because it’s the easy decision. growth is painful & difficult, but it’s necessary, & i think this music has become my way of holding myself accountable to that growth.
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a pretty girl asked me if i could play the happy birthday song on the guitar, so i sent her a video of me playing happy birthday. as the kids would say, “down bad”
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i’m starting to think this “corona virus” thing might be pretty serious!
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to all my new zoomer fans: i love you. i see you. you are welcome here. i don’t know what a creeper is and i will never learn, but i will try my best to accommodate you
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instead of giving your $$ to a Large Corporation today, you should give it to me instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
~1 DAY ONLY~
!!! Vinyl + T-Shirt = $30 shipped !!!
venmo @ HumanElijah
(make sure to include your name, address, & t-shirt size)
no international orders, sorry :_(
much love -e
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finally being true to myself after all of these years. i am a Furry. i’ve always been a Furry. the name Human Kitten is no mistake. it should’ve been obvious, but i was never comfortable enough to admit it publicly. looking for a Fursuit now, drop quality retailers in the replies
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writing on my guitar “this machine cultivates existential despair”
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taking my music off of barstool sports because the call her daddy girls are spreading misinformation about me being a virgin
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having more than 50,000 monthly listeners is a character flaw, every good band recommended to me by spotify has like 7,000 monthly listeners and all the band members work at kroger. respect
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i’ve just been in a bit of a personal rut for quite a while now and my lack of creating anything is a reflection of that. but the way some of you value my music feels like the only thing worthwhile about my existence sometimes, and i cherish you all for that. i want to be better.
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freshman year of high school vs now
dreams do come true
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thinking i’ll record the album this summer. sorry its taken so long but thank you
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moving into my own place on saturday! a nice little cottage where i can hopefully get back into a good writing/recording habit again. i added a tip jar to my profile here too if you’re so inclined to help me pay rent. also— self-titled vinyl will be up for sale within the month!!
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