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@crispfallday
@MaryJackalope
it doesn't make you that much hotter and the amount it blocks sweat is amazing
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@runaway_vol
@emnode
it probably wasn't constructed very securely. or maybe a stranger in weird and foreign clothes with a funny wristwatch undid the mountings.
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@bonez_skelngton
@NickJFuentes
I forgot that the govt banning people from flying was capitalist. my bad
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@emmalangevinxo
shouted "tazer" and then fired their gun instead. if you're gonna confuse your handgun and tazer you shouldn't be a cop. I think manslaughter or a similar charge is probably appropriate here but I'm not a legal expert and it depends on what level of wrecklessness they can prove
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@The_sigma_fem
@erynnwatson
sure 🙄 and next you'll tell me that people from Texas don't look like this:
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@growing_daniel
the best argument against body count discourse is that you should marry your childhood crush and if you didn't then it's over for you
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@G3RMDOLL
@QuietSenshi
@A_Real_Person17
@ishanxxi
@freckxi
when you look at how easily Heard was able to destroy Depp with false allegations, because she's a woman, it becomes very clear that misandry *is* a problem. sure misogyny can still be worse, but that doesn't make misandry a non problem
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@eigenrobot
it's just Jeb, pulling the strings, he never left, always plotting in the shadows
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@SWENGDAD
bro thinks that whoring himself out will give him everything he wants instead of just making him endlessly crave more.
it's not enough for him to have picturesque love, he has to run himself through and be like his friends
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@MKUltraMoney
@DeletedTweeted
ok bro keep simping for some online girl you've never even met /s
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@SWENGDAD
most of the people who post stuff like this don't comprehend love, so to them it really is only about sex
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@bartleby_era
"here's my numerous small tattoos that I have covering half my body no they don't go together do they look good together also no why would I get a sleeve that's too much for me oh look lemme get this tattoo"
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@Duderichy
if you actually can't sleep well in the same bed as your girl it's because you're biologically wired to be out on the field of battle away from your wife, and sleeping in a different room is only putting a bandaid on the issue
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@tyler02020202
it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me it's not targeted at me
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@libertastochter
@policy_h
@krishnanrohit
@anammostarac
the UK is definitely a third world country in every way that matters
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@mc_swm
I don't know I think there's a lot of times when it's justifiable. such as whenever My Side™ supports it.
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@TheDanPeters
@badgraphix
@arithmoquine
it's definitely soft censorship. that fact that it's all links and not just some doesn't totally get rid of that fact. censorship as a side effect is still bad, though not as bad as censorship as a goal.
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@OrganizeSudbury
@BerkmanOnlyfans
@JohnRoseforTN
[this message politely disagreeing with you has been censored to avoid the secret service contacting me over threats towards "public servants" with child brides]
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@Uneverthoughtov
@benshapiro
@Sethrogen
well then I guess the Palestinians don't have a valid claim anymore either
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@yacineMTB
is that a file manager? I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I almost threw up.
you should manage your files purely from a terminal emulator like me. I certainly do not do it as a form of living martyrdom without a cause
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@AltHistCody
I would like to see him fund some up-and-coming African warlord who really shows promise and completely reshape the continent
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@BernardsBerner
@groovysmoops
@swtpeasofdeath
@heartlesslyrich
@cookiebot4521
@nolightupstairs
oh so we're just making up numbers now?
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@eigenrobot
as a war hawk I would have given them 48 hours to release all American hostages and then nuked the Gaza strip if they didn't.
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@BadLegalTakes
Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam, just barely, against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat.
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@Siren_Le_Fay
@m_hummingbird
@thechosenberg
let me rephrase: the nonplatonic use of baby is not exclusively sexual in the way that daddy is.
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@Reeeeeetard1
@VlCTORIANCHILD
I get that this is a joke but it's kind of funny that of all the stuff this account posts this one actually has a relatively high amount of words that are in the Bible
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@rusmclaughlin
@CORSAIR
I love your keyboards but I don't love people spreading blatant misinformation about things that have been well known for over a year
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@yolkedmongoloid
@growing_daniel
imagine living in a society that will literally commodify basic necessities like iPhones or the 8-track tape and seeing absolutely nothing wrong with it
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@dollarbillbluez
kind of a funny reference but I would have her always get in the car first just in case
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@AltHistCody
realistically the fnv longevity ranking goes something like: house > caesar's legion > ncr > yes man
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@eigenrobot
thinking of that IH video where he talks about how they spray rose scent on roses at the store
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@ContraPoints
culture war issues caused modern conservatism to shift away from libertarianism
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@Alyss_Turner
@hasanthehun
bro. bro? bro bro bro. it's a shirt. people in society have to wear shirts. he can critisize society while participating in it. who of us has not gone out and purchased a thousand dollar shirt?
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@SWENGDAD
as a woman it's your duty to date men shorter than you so that their sons can be taller
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@albertcamslut
I have a massive book queue. should I put this in front of the plague since they're both camus?
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If you have a good opinion for the wrong reason you don't have a good opinion.
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@JacksonBarlow7
@lytchell
thinking about someone as a brother rather than a friend would probably never be seen as bad because that's generally seen as closer or at least on the same level. pointing out to someone that you're just coworkers and not friends often will seen as rude, but thinking it is not.
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