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Adam Alistair

@AdamAlistairs

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Professional Listener. Veteran Paramedic. Comedian. Stg. 4 CA fighter. F#%K Cancer

Halifax, Nova Scotia
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@AdamAlistairs
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11 months
@Rainmaker1973 How about not dropping a frozen turkey into oil that is way too hot?
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@ddofinternet @Dexerto Hello everyone This is YOUR Daily Dose Of Demonetization
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1 year
@Cobratate My father seemed genuinely proud I spent 27 Years as a Paramedic. Maybe not now that you've helped me think about it. I never killed anyone in battle, saved a bunch from their own battles. Damn.
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@itsSaulGoodman How to get your wife to stop shoplifting
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@CommentCopped Someone is going to find him. And I want the updates.
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@AdamAlistairs
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2 years
@dog_rates This is my daughter's dog. This was posted by her Mom!! Seeing it retweeted by you guys just took me by absolute surprise and blew my mind! So cool!
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly That old man would be tits up on the sidewalk like a friggin turtle on its back if I watched him do that
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@FightHaven He will be convicted while Rittenhouse roams free.
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@therealsteppas I wish they would have knocked him out in the beginning to turn off that god awful squealing.. Damn...
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10 months
@NickEh30 27 year old man still gets a rush from being able to ban people. slightly cringey...
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@AdamAlistairs
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2 years
@FightHaven Who else hopes she never sees that child again?
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4 years
Thank you so much @GridGamingIO and @DNPthree
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Congratulations to @SnoopDabb & @XXhazychrissyXX each of you won $1,000 each!
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@AdamAlistairs
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2 years
@Dexerto That explains my massive balls, irrational road rage and diabeetus. Mystery solved!!
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1 year
@OrdinaryGamers Someone is going to find him. And I want the updates.
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@ddofinternet Because without them, nobody would have a penny to their name...
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@PhillyD Even FASTER than English Phil. HOW is that even possible?
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2 years
@ddofinternet I spend most of my days and nights in front of my computer as I am housebound recovering from radiation therapy. I love all of your content, and truly enjoy finding "gems" on the web. This sounds like it would be an awesome use of my otherwise "wasted" time! :)
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1 year
@_BoxingNow_ @FightHaven I just watched this gif for 5 minutes straight...
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1 year
@tragicbirdapp Lil metastatic thyroid cancer that has spread to my spine, hips and pelvis.
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4 years
I will send $10 to someone who retweets this. Must be following me. Ends in 4 hours. Tag Friends :)
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@FailedSociety__ @crazyclipsonly Pretty sure that guy died on the floor, ceiling, dash, back seat.
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2 years
@FightHaven Which guy is Chin?
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3 months
@rickyberwick I low key hope that Ricky becomes one of the main reasons that DrDisrespect will not be able to stream anywhere at all when he gets back from Disneyland or wherever the fuck he's going.
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I will send $10 to someone who retweets this and follows myself and @liiimzzz . Tag a friend, and good luck!! Ends in 12 hours!
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7 months
@ddofinternet Someone should revive VINE. Even just the name.
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1 year
@alanmzibelman @DonutOperator Is that why their trucks are clearly marked "RANGER" ? 🤣
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1 year
@ddofinternet Twitch has apparently made changes that are detrimental to their streamers. It seems morale in the twitch realm is at an all time low .
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2 years
@FightHaven Poor kid is color blind...
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1 year
@McNasty If there was a God I wouldn't have terminal cancer, and Leafy would.
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11 months
@McNasty Sweet, I've been scouring market place for an F-125 for months. HMU!
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2 years
@ddofinternet @Dexerto @ddofinternet @JasonsThoughts_ Sorry bud, couldn't hold it in.😂🤣😂 All LOVE man ❤️❤️❤️ You would do a fantastic job making things better for everyone!
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1 year
@McNasty Can you wait 'til Late '25, Early '26? I have terminal cancer and I'll likely be dead by then...
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1 year
@mully This hits different. My daughter is going to lose her father to cancer soon. I'll be pissed if she's not successful before I die.
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2 years
@JackWylde7 @FightHaven How this isn't the most liked reply is beyond me. This is absolute gold!
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7 months
@AmiriKing @Gokubla32516294 Drink would be more accurate in this instance...
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1 year
@itsSaulGoodman "Why did mama say I'd go blind"
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2 years
@friendlypup072 @FightHaven 1983 hockey player by day, cop by night. "OrrboCop"
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@ddofinternet Some lobster fishermen will actually trim the shells on the older lobsters to give them a better chance of longer lives.
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@weirddalle Lil End Stage Metastatic Thyroid Cancer
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@NoLieWithBTC Solid BURN🔥
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2 years
@UcYiMd1757 @FightHaven Nah, tiny is wearing slides. That'll cost him when they find the rest of this video.
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@OrdinaryGamers I honestly think they did. Some low key cringe voice acting.
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@ItsNem @Pornhub @Twitch No animals are harmed on @pornhub live
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2 years
@bertkreischer As a retired paramedic of 25 years, I can confirm this statement is false. Also, where'd she find that desert camo top? My mom is running some black ops in the middle east next year, she could use a couple...
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1 year
@NoCapFights More neighborhoods need community oriented activities! Love it when people come together.
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@MoistCr1TiKaL So fuckin' hot
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1 year
@barstoolsports We can ALWAYS count on the barstool team to cover the hard hitting, deep penetrating, stories!!!
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2 years
@ddofinternet Why does this tweet feel ominous?
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@wildsaltyDog @mark_j1979 It's Reddit that "does their thing". Twitter folk can't be arsed...
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@rainnwilson X is a true WMD.
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4 years
In 6 hours I will give $10 to someone who retweets this and follows myself and @liiimzzz . Tag friends :)
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1 year
@FightHaven I saw absolutely ZERO paddle flipping, ball rolling, knob pulling action. This pinball machine analogy is a farce, I tell you...
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@Kuma4King @DramaAlert He wont because he is not legally obligated to pay them back. It is a question of morals, of which he has none.
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1 year
@DonutOperator That's pretty low key. Usually this is the common sight. So much so, there is stock photos of it...
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2 years
@MattWallace888 @elonmusk I honestly have spent more time on twitter since he took over than I had since the app was first released 16 years ago,
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1 year
@oompaville @sneako He had his fill of meth in the womb.
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1 year
@FAFO_TV From zero to skin grafts in .21 seconds.
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@nothasanabi There needs to be some light, even in darkness.
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@BananaMediaX @Morbidful Them there's permanent effects bud! 🤣
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@dog_rates Frank @ 3 months and 60Lbs ♥️
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@cinnamontoastk @Dexerto The toast seems extra crusty. Why so, Ken? What gives?
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@MrBallen The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann
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@DonutOperator I had no idea my ex did a pussy mold for fleshlight.
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4 years
@tanamongeau Onlyfans followers want to see wiggly jiggly bits.
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@ddofinternet Aww. Bless her old fashioned soul ❤️
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@ChicFilAtheist @andrewschulz @hasanthehun He's a lot smarter than you think.
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@ddofinternet $145 Canadian to fill my Subaru Impreza. I want early 2021 gas prices back.
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@lulluKC @Rainmaker1973 The latest recommendation is closet or bathroom.
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@woofknight Not Stairs... Bleachers.
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@oompaville The "post Chernobyl, Pripyat resident" look. Dope...
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@DramaAlert Why were they all kick streams? 🤣🤣🤣
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@RyanEvansESPN Sad. I am happy the old fellah wasn't hurt.
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@ddofinternet You would IMMEDIATELY become my new Alexa voice!!!
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@Morbidful That's not morbid. That absolutely brilliant!
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@spittinchiclets Can't have Canadians classin' the place up. Florida has a lower standard of society to maintain.
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@hwinkler4real Fresh Lilacs.
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2 years
@ddofinternet Text your mom and say.. "I found a chick!!" Wait a few seconds and send another. "EN"
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@Pickettsburgh8 @Cobratate He wont let you go down on him...
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@GlueyGlueGlues @ddofinternet Just wisdom my friend. Sheer, unmitigated wisdom.
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4 years
@DNPthree @Class @NICKMERCS @DrLupo Everyone knows Lupo is 6' 48"...
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@PhillyD @Lazarbeam @LoganPaul Your money would be better spent donating it to a brain injury prevention organization.
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@greg16676935420 Yes Greg, That really is a cheap SLR microphone being used in a professional sound stage. I can't believe it either.
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@Kwebbelkop Ratio THIS!
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@FightHaven What do you mean "become"? Like a "Second Becoming"? 🤣
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@McNasty @NICKMERCS I cant see the tweet, I investigated and much to my glee, I discovered I got to him! LMAO
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@JBRUNZGAMING It takes a lot of courage to admit when you are wrong. Kudos to you man, and let's hope that this will help everyone move forward in a POSITIVE direction.
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@lostmythicality Links impulsive attempts at humor are not just cringe and annoying but can also be dangerous. He has an issue with controlling himself. I like him ok, but because of these episodes he has never been my favorite.
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2 years
@ddofinternet We need to find a way to ensure that everyone can acquire a "common sense" life perk. Do you think it is possible?
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2 years
@ddofinternet @LudwigAhgren You’re so lucky to be friends with these guys! 😄
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2 years
@Allocution_TK @FightHaven Absolutely they are! At no point did I disagree with this fact.
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@AmiriKing @kshepherd217 Yet another reason to love and respect Amiri. He keeps his mind clear and fresh by making sure it's not cluttered with undeployed intrusive thoughts. Absolute genius imo!
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