Tiger Lily
@okahomadude
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Mommy & Host: Medieval Magic School Bus
Austin, Texas
Joined November 2023
A homosexual:.
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I asked my husband why Haiti still looks like that even though we give them millions of dollars in aid and he turned and looked at me like this
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What kind of laser or surgery did this and where can I find it.
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Me and my daughters all had meltdowns today and my husband was like “yeah the full moon makes you guys weird” lmao.
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Our old neighborhood in Texas was all Indian migrants and they lived 3 families to a house and they all drove teslas without drivers licenses and they would only hire other Indians at their jobs and the whole town became Indian Tesla town.
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Elon before and after getting ratio’d by a user with 300 followers
Just a reminder that the algorithm is trying to maximize unregretted user-seconds. If far more credible, verified subscriber accounts (not bots) mute/block your account compared to those who like your posts, your reach will decline significantly.
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Not to be vulnerable and embarrassing but I made myself find a hobby for when my kids go to sleep that wasn’t scrolling or watching X Files and so I started doing embroidery please clap
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It bothers me when a Joe Rogan guest bosses Jamie around. No “would you mind looking this us for me man?” Just “Jamie pull this up.” I hate it.
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A woman who is jealous of you will do the most diabolical shit in the world it’s truly insane to witness. They become obsessed with everything you do, gossip about you like it’s their full time job, try to sabotage you. Jealously makes a woman seem nearly possessed.
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it pisses me off that a secular Hollywood libtard thinks she has the right to put her own spin on a beloved piece of Christian literature lmao.
Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’ film begins filming in July 2025. “It's a very new take. It's all about Rock 'N' Roll,” says Amy Pascal. (Source: Deadline)
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@jimbowimbo12 It’s peak sitcom TV. The way they made everything go black behind him it’s perfect.
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Do people understand how insane this is.
ALERT🚨: I’m on my United flight going from AZ back home to NJ — and I’m sitting next to a young migrant child traveling solo. Her backpack is tagged with a DOJ Security tag from U.S. Customs & Border Patrol. She’s wearing all new clothes and shoes and does not speak English.
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This isn’t racist I am simply noticing and observing the United States of India.
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Incredible omen.
A Barred Owl dropped in through the chimney of a home in Arlington, Virginia earlier this week. The owl decided to settle on top of the homeowner’s Christmas tree as a resting spot. It was then safely released back into the wild by @AWLAArlington.🦉
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You should be able to sense sexual compatibility based on pheromones and intuition alone. You’re all spiritually dead and boring.
waiting until marriage to have sex with someone is incredibly stupid due to the fact that sometimes two people are not sexually compatible. do not wait until you are locked in for life to find that out.
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okay I’m about to get into embroidering or knitting or something
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These are beginning to attack me personally.
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Only someone who has no respect for indoor plumbing would use “blue collar” as a slur lmao.
Three generations of my ancestors have spoken & written, better English than your blue collar labourer family. I’ll hire you to polish my shoes though, because that’s the only thing you seem to be qualified for.
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Trying to be cute and bake with your toddler is straight up chaos. She ate a teaspoon of baking soda lmfao.
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This is how it feels to tell your husband that someone was mean to you
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Is it true that public school education standards are designed to keep your kids learning at a lower level so disadvantaged kids don’t get left behind or am I being conspiratorial.
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Shameful to hate on your own ancestors actually. You sit at computer and make tweets meanwhile they conquered cities put them to sword and fire. You are gay.
Many centuries ago, the Greeks and Jesus’s disciples planted the seeds of the greatest culture that has ever existed on the planet. Meanwhile my ancestors:
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How it feels to be a stay at home mom and buy your husband gifts with the money from his own bank account
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I never could grasp the concept of time until I had children and saw how terrifyingly fast they grow. Now I find myself thinking things like “I will be dead soon”. Not even in a morbid way but I finally understand the “we are a mist that is here for a moment and then vanishes.”.
I’ve been having trouble grasping the concept of time since baby was born. Like, ive never actually been able to grasp and process the concept of time but now it seems even more difficult and depressing that there are no pauses just constant movement until death. I am Trying to.
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Do you think their sister group chat is funny and racist or really boring
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They gotta stop letting homeless crackheads into the library like this is a place for sleepy moms and children I call dibs.
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For anyone that has a horrific cough right now and you’re reading this— God and his angels and me want you to do an onion poultice. I know it sounds woo woo but nothing in the world will bring you quicker relief. Onion. Poultice.
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Being a SAHM does feel unimportant. My previous girlboss sales job felt meaningless and unimportant. Everything will feel meaningless and unimportant without the constant reminder that it is blessed to serve, but the most blessed to serve your family.
I guess my only contribution to the convo is that I’m almost a SAHM and I’m homeschooling 3 kids now and that’s pretty much a part time job and it feels kind of thankless most days and I’m struggling.
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Sin can weigh so heavily on a person that I believe the physical act of going to confession is powerful and healing. It can feel more “real” than just a prayer by yourself if that makes sense. I appreciate this Catholic tradition.
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Your country is being destroyed by LEGAL immigration Mikhaila. That’s why you left. I think you’re showing very serious symptoms of breast implant illness.
People who think less qualified Americans should be hired over more qualified legal immigrants are the same as pro DEI people. Getting smart people to move to your country, is good for your country. Do you want America to stay the world power or not? .- An immigrant.
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Prime troll real estate if I ever saw it.
800 year old: The Pack-Horse Bridge in Wycoller, Lancashire, England 🏴
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I wish but if you’re a naturally skinny queen your body will hold onto the baby fat to make milk and that prolactin goes crazy.
They don’t want you to know that the real skinnymaxxing protocol is breastfeeding.
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You guys will never know what it’s like to grab a lunch tray and move through the line at the Amish/Mennonite buffet in a small town in Oklahoma.
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Not believing in dragons is embarrassing, juvenile and anti science actually.
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My summer depression lifts the seconds I feel that first cold crisp morning. I’m healed.
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Most unlikeable personality I think I’ve seen run for office next to Kari Lake lmao.
I’m running for Congress in Texas. I don’t fear pdfs, criminals, or the crooks in DC. I only fear God.
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You forgot to mention he won those lawsuits you absolutely retarded “phD” Monsanto shill
The MAHA crew wants to “ban glyphosate” - which isn’t surprising considering that RFK Jr. was on the legal team for the lawsuits claiming glyphosate causes cancer. It doesn’t. There is over 30 years of data to show that. But he’s made LOTS of money off lawsuits AND fear. 1/.
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He cooked with this, I fear.
UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione criticized Jordan Peterson’s rambling lecturing style. Follow: @AFpost
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Shut up.
Eating French fries cooked in beef tallow is still unhealthy.
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Going to smoke a lot of cigarettes once I’m done breastfeeding and get skinny enough for people to be worried. Thats aristocratic.
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Most women aren’t “choosing” a 9-5 over this. They are doing what they can to survive until this opportunity is made available to them. Shut up btw.
I will never understand why any woman would choose a 9-5 when this exists.
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There will never be anyone like him again. This is it.
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I miss this and I despise my neighbors who have up disgusting gore decorations that terrify my kids.
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For my old job I had to travel a lot to California grocery stores and it’s like they have a whole entire world of luxury grocery that I still think about. Erewhon obviously but they also have Gelsons, Bristol Farms, The Fresh Market, co-ops that kick ass like they rule the.
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this is sooo me after I tell everyone to F themselves in the Face.
Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform.
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@pollypanino They keep “student driver” bumper stickers on their cars lmao that’s how you know it’s an Indian.
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Get her name out of your mouth witch. She will stay married and give birth.
lana's divorce album will be insane wait.
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Packing our house to move with two toddlers and while third trimester pregnant. I’m stronger than the Marines for real.
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Someone should make a Beowulf movie that’s actually good. King Arthur too.
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Henry Cavill exists.
THR predicts the next James Bond will be Josh O'Connor. More 2025 predictions here:
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Shut up.
Americans have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, then a cookies and candy holiday, before a boozer holiday. And yet it's called the "flu season" rather than sugar poisoning season.
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I’m with my family in a cabin that’s high up in the Rocky Mountains and it’s the most beautiful view I’ve ever seen and the air is so cold and there are animal tracks in the snow. I’m at peace.
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