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Rural New England. Kitchen Charmer. Mother of 3.
New Hampshire, USA
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Toddlers are awesome. They will calmly eat yogurt on a shitty, crowded Spirit Airlines flight while the grown-ups argue around them.
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A 30-year-old just told me she doesn't want kids because it will get in the way of her dreams, but was unable to describe what said dreams were.
Propaganda goes deep. It invents theoretical dreams of infinite opportunity that only children stand in the way of.
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Men will eat a sandwich every day for lunch and never complain.
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For the unvaccinated, you’re looking at a winter of great strength and life for yourselves, your families, and the hearts you may soon overwhelm.
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Joined Twitter in 2020, by 2022 I'm becoming Catholic and I hate pitbulls
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How do we feel about banana pudding? Having guests over tomorrow for dinner. Grilling burgers and hot dogs. This was the only dessert I could think of (with homemade pudding ofc)
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Filling out a baby passport application is hilarious. It's like
Height: 2'
Occupation: Child
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Since I started making bread, I stopped buying bread.
Since I started making yogurt, I stopped buying yogurt.
Since I started making mayo, I stopped buying mayo.
Look for ways to make more and buy less. Turn yourself into a producer, move away from being a consumer.
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Second home birth accomplished. She arrived 20 min before the midwives did. Joe helped me deliver her in our bedroom where her older sister was born. She's healthy, nursing and thriving.
God is good. Baby arrived at midnight. I attended. Everyone is healthy and resting.
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You need to be in the kitchen. You need to be baking bread. You need to be fermenting dairy. You need to be rendering lard. Centralized food supply chains are fragile. Industrial seed oils taint the grocery aisles. You must cook from scratch to reclaim and maintain your health.
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9 hr labor and a perfect baby boy. Thanks for the prayers, friends.
In your charity, please pray for me and our son. I'm in labor :)
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What's so apparent about the "I come home to a clean house and watch Netflix every night cuz no kids" millennials - they are SO clearly the product of a certain kind of boomer. They want the same things: little personal growth, limitless creature comfort and convenience.
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When you love your child now, you're sending that love down through generations. You're sending that love to your grandchildren, great grandchildren and great great grandchildren. You're continuing the chain of love that connects you and your ancestors through time.
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Homestead achievement unlocked: delivered our daughter in our bedroom yesterday afternoon.
Lockdown got a lot more intense, then a lot more serene
Chelsey.... Is a champion (or, as one midwife said, "a beast")
@quachelsey
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I'd rather die in the woods than be saved by an Apple Watch
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Imagine optimizing your child's entire existence to get into a "good" school
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In your charity, please pray for me and our son. I'm in labor :)
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Would you be interested in a short eBook on making basic home dairy items (yogurt, kefir, sour cream, quark, etc)? I'd go over basic fermentation and what you'd need to get started.
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It's kind of insulting that you go through 40 weeks of pregnancy, an awe inspiring labor, deliver a baby and the first thing most doctors want to talk about is getting you on birth control as soon as possible.
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This is someone I care deeply about. I've encouraged her to reach out to single, childless women in their 40s and 50s to ask them about their experiences. I'm literally the only friend of hers who has a baby and isn't telling her to pursue her dreams.
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The Euros are talking about how scared they are of New England woods again
I’m not a mystical /spiritual person, but am very interested in the essence of places. For example, I always found the northeastern US heavy & suffocating, the forests particularly horrible. Whenever there, I had the irrational fear I would be trapped, never able to get out again
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Free your eggs, freeze your career
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Baby food inspiration:
Wild cod, sweet potato, carrots, apples cooked in beef/pork broth and coconut oil
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Pregnant two years in a row. Loving it. Wish I started sooner. Doing our best to catch up!
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Every time a boomer says "I've already raised kids" in reference to helping with grandchildren, they cement their legacy of being completely forgotten.
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I've rarely heard anyone regret having too many children, only that they wish they had more.
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When you tell a normie you have 40 chickens: "Wow, you're running a farm!"
When you tell a farmer you have 40 chickens: "Cool, nice backyard flock."
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I want my daughters to live at home for as long as possible. I want my daughters to WANT to live at home for as long as possible because they love their parents and we've made a great situation for them with many benefits.
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Baby's favorite game to play with the dogs. Stack blankets on top of them and watch them walk around.
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America's mothers are in crisis, they are *gasp* spending most of the day with their children for the first time
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Found ourselves in the ER this morning. Baby had a hair tourniquet around two of her toes. We acted fast. Swelling going down, normal color returning.
Postpartum moms, beware of shedding!
Want to cut all of my hair off now.
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Vanilla extract is something everyone should make. Easy and significantly cheaper than store bought.
Put your scraped vanilla pods into a jar with vodka. I just keep adding them in. Been using the same jar for over a year.
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Nothing redpills a mother faster than hearing a pediatrician's response to her request to space vaccines or her child having an adverse vaccine reaction
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Millenials who put off having kids because they haven't "found themselves" don't realize that making a family is part of the process. I was only a fraction of the woman I am now. Your self is revealed when you devalue your ego.
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39 weeks today. Finished postpartum meal prep. Now, we wait.
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A big part of having a baby is hugging and kissing your baby while exclaiming "my baby!" 1000x a day.
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Homestead moms with husbands who work remote in tech. It is a thing.
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What if many cases of postpartum depression are actually just new mothers not getting the physical and emotional support they need from family and community? Not downplaying the severity of PPD, it is real, but wondering how many women get diagnosed when they have little help.
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The only kind of girlboss I want to be is a matriarch. Takes a lifetime of domestic skill building, family making and strengthening relationships. To me, it is a more ascendant and divine title than CEO.
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Why does every woman seem to have a magnesium deficiency?
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My grandfather back from the war at 20 missing a leg. Proud of his country, in love with my grandma. He'd go on to have three children and start his own successful fruit and veg market in Detroit.
Is this America lost?
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My 99-year-old grandmother, my last remaining grandparent, passed last night. She gave everyone a hard time. Loved her family immensely. Joining my grandfather and father up there. Please say a prayer for Sara.
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Will he get your 19-month-old daughter back to sleep while you're in transition, then come deliver his other daughter in the next room?
Now that's husband material.
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Easy Baked Custard
6 eggs
4 cups milk (or half n half)
1/4 cup sugar
Spices (cinnamon, nutmeg, etc)
Whisk eggs with sugar. Heat milk until steaming. Slowly pour milk into eggs, whisking constantly.
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Tech people missing the point, pregnancy and starting a family edition.
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Lock me out and throw away the keys please
Nearly 2 million women in our country have been locked out of the workforce because they have to care for a child or an elderly relative at home.
My Build Back Better Act will make caregiving accessible and affordable and help them get back to work.
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What's the best way to babypill your friends on the verge of entering 30+ and undecided about children?
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I'm really enjoying 33
Happy birthday to my wife and mother of my children. I shudder to think where I would be if I had not found you by the grace of God! I love you!
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The female urge to turn on the oven light and stare at your baked goods rising for 5 min
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So, we got a minivan...
This is my pregnancy announcement.
Baby 3 due in Jan :)
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Not only do prisons, nursing homes, and public schools look the same, they eat the same shitty food.
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The biggest indication that your institutions are failing you
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Every autistic anon thread account:
Let me tell you about a trace mineral deficiency the Romans were aware of while fighting in an obscure battle whose consequences prove there's a secret hole in Antarctica 🧵 1/287
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Our life 100 years ago: completely normal.
Our life 2020: "You cook from scratch, had a home birth, stay at home with your baby in the country, and plan to homeschool? Wow, you two are out there."
The more of a reaction I get, the more I know we're doing it right.
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Close to half of millennials don't/won't have children. Get ready for the rise of the aging female, antinatalist voting bloc.
Mom Twitter coming for my neck bc I said it’s inconsiderate to let their kids have meltdowns in public places. Ok.
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Starting a thread (of threads) for inflation friendly meals. Recipes will be straight forward, easy to make and use inexpensive ingredients.
You don't have to choose between lentils or bugs.
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Do not understand wealthy Americans who eat tons of processed food. You live in a $1.5M+ home, but buy 85% cheap, preservative laden food product? Hire a chef already, jeez.
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The 39 week pregnant urge to make double chocolate chip cookies at night
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Having children is a transfer of youth and physical beauty. It is right and good. We all get old eventually.
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Measuring the decline of culture by the decline of good children's authors
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I don't eat food technology
Our goal is to replace animals as a food technology. Beef is the first step!
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Waking up at 32 as a mother of two makes this the best birthday yet. Beyond blessed for my husband
@normonics
and the life we've chosen. Thank you to my wonderful friends and community on here!
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Feed your kids high quality foods (emphasis on grass fed fats, meats and local produce), take them outside often, limit screen time, give them unstructured play, read with them.
Live a balanced life.
Your children are ahead of the curve.
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Slow cooker chicken congee is a game changer. My toddler will eat bowl after bowl
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Contrary to what some might think, when you live in an old house in the country with children and animals, there is never a dull moment. I haven't been bored in over three years.
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The privilege of digging through your chest freezers to plan meals for the week
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Cooking fats I use:
- grass fed butter
- extra virgin olive oil
- beef tallow
- lamb tallow
- lard
- avacado oil
- coconut oil
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You don't realize how important strength training is as a woman until you're trying to carry a newborn and a toddler
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@RachelBock9
This supports my suspicions that the black square was really about data collection
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I've been blessed and never had to use or make my own formula, but just want to put this out there.
There are ways to make your own formula, even if you don't have access to raw milk. There are even convenient kits to buy.
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I am tired of normal, pedestrian refrigerators. A couple more kids and I'm upgrading to one of these.
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What Miyazaki captures so eloquently is the essence of magical girlhood
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