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I told my son Zayan that i have cooked paye today and he became very excited and asked apple pie or strawberry? and I said goat paye 😂😂 He is very sad after seeing the payes
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So I told someone that I got divorced at 26 and that person said “changa kitta jaldi jaan chadda layi”
Yes ye wala response hi chahiye not the usual haww haye ab kia kroo ghi future plans kia hai?
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Nothing can beat this sudden visit to samosa shop at 11:am in ramzan
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Maine usko itna dekha jitna dekha jaa skta tha
Lekin phir bhi do Ankhon se kitna dekha jaa skta hai 😍
میرے لیے یہ مقام
میری غریب عوام
پی پی 71 کے نام
الحمدللہ
میں حلقے کی عوام کا تہہ دل سے مشکور و ممنون ہوں
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This one lives rent free in my head
What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’
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جنہیں جُرم عشق پر ناز تھا وہ گنہگار چلےگئے~
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LOL! the lady in green destroyed the health care department in Punjab and the other one’s only contribution till date is shouting and cursing Khawaja Asif!
Destroyers of Nawaz Sharif and Khawaja Asif.
IRON LADIES.
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Sugar Kaka outside Zaman Park to prevent IK from getting arrested 🥰
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I m so sick of this “zindagi tw masoom bacho ki barbaad ho gyi” it is better to leave a toxic relationship where respect love and honesty cease to exist! Coz children suffer more in such compromised relationships
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Imran khan invented gown and Graduation ceremony 😭
Koi chez reh tau nhi gayi jo Khan ki copy na ki ho in patwariyo ne?
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Shame he couldn’t own his offspring though
Imran Khan owns twitter, Imran Khan owns streets, now Imran Ahmad Khan Niazi owns courts as well., he's massive.
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Is qoum ko khan jaise tahajuud guzaro ki qadar hi nhi 💔🥹
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Never knew Afridi had restaurant, clothing brand and cosmetics store!
Everyone please explore his brands and buy from them 😍❤️
These are the brands and businesses of Shahid Afridi- Boycott them!!
1. Lala Darbar restaurant in Dubai
2. Splice restaurant in Lahore
3. Shahid Afridi store of clothing
4. Hope not out clothing brand
5. Hopecare cosmetic brand
6. Shahid Afridi foundation
@SAfridiOfficial
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Being a patwari on twitter is hard.
Shaky,Jasir, roti khol deyo and 10 other deserve gold medals for the work they are doing
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Absolutely love this video!the spontaneous Punjabi and accent🔥🔥🔥
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This video makes me laugh every single time Sonams spontaneous punjabi is something else❤️🔥
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Pti is the vilest thing ever happened to Pakistan! That’s it! That’s the tweet !
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Lathi ki Awaz kaisi lag rhi hai deer 🥺
This is absolutely ridiculous! Praying for everyone’s safety and for some sanity to prevail!
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Ghum hour coz I just realised that we might never see mian Saab as pm again💔
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Maryam Nawaz as cm ki news pr patwari sab keh rhay thay k she is not eligible and started criticising the news while pti followers defended buzdar and now Ali amin gandapuri and ayaz amir
Aur phir jahil bhi patwari hi hai 😭
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No it’s Nawaz sharif vs the system!
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Now I know why they were/are scared of a woman Maryam nawaz coz they couldn’t break her or made her cry
روتے ہو تو پارٹی کیوں چھوڑ رہے ہو بُزدلو!
مرد کے بچے بنو!
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Post a villain who people treat like a hero:
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Sobia Shahid single-handedly exposing the misogyny of pti, hypocrisy of yellow journalists and selective activism of desi feminists !
So proud of her for dealing with everything bravely and courageously
صحافی سوال: ویڈیو میں آپ کو جو کہا گیا ہے وہ ہمیں بتا دیں ہمیں سنائی نہیں دیا
ثوبیہ شاہد جواب: آپ خود سن لیں بار بار یہ پوچھ کر آپ مجھے ہراساں کررہے ہیں
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This
40. What is that one funny video that lives rent free in your head??
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P**nstar se seedha Islamic touch😭😭sadqay Javan twadi hypocrisy tey
(28:56) (O Prophet), you cannot grant guidance to whom you please. It is Allah Who guides those whom He will. He knows best who are amenable to guidance.
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Massive respect for Al Jazeera for playing Israel army destroying Gaza and Gaza videos along the live ICJ hearing!!!!
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Sialkot -- the city that's given us footballs and Khawaja Asif, and that's about it -- should've been lost to India in '65.
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Ye lein 🌚
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I found one 😍❤️
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But this is not a sajda right??
Going to such shrines and perform sujood there is shirk as such an individual is not doing that for ALlah!
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Miftah press talk needs a proper coverage on social media ! Where is the unofficial pmln smt?
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PmlN ki horse trading shirk and PTI ki horse trading jihad ~
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imran khan has completely changed politics in this country….forcing the suar family to move away from their motorway bakwas to initiatives in health and education and welfare projects something this family has mocked in the past. The man is a fucking legend
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So I watched Tamasha last night and all I can say is that it’s criminally underrated! Beautiful relevant and a masterpiece ❤️
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Patwaris reaction to reincarnation of pmln social media team
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So tik tokers supporting and promoting khan is good but Pmln using the Same strategy to create awareness about propoganda is bad
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Guys just stalked
@SohaibBherthMPA
on insta and and and apart from the fact that he is handsome and well spoken, he and his brother spend most of the time with people of their areas working on their problems and helping them out! He deserves to be a minister!
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According to youthia logic khan can attend a graduation ceremony at NAMAL but how dare NS and SS attend a graduation ceremony at SMC 🤡
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Patwarkhaana mindset >>>> This youthiya mindset
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Satinder is underrated
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Mian Saab stood by his principles and chose not be pm of a compromised govt!
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Just checked the tl of this human right champion and not a single mention or condemnation of what happened to pmln mpa Sobia in kpk assembly! It is easy to criticise anyone in Pakistan but she is scared to name and shame pti or its cult and it’s evident!
Selective criticism!
It seems only PMLN is confused in thinking Maryam Nawaz has any legitimacy as CM. Everyone else is pretty clear on the fact that ur party stole an election. U can continue to underestimate the public’s anger but that wont change the fact that the ppl of Pak have rejected u!
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I never thought I will cry but seeing this made me cry! His only crime was doing his job brilliantly!
before election I had hope that mian Saab sab theek krde ghay but ab wo umeed e Seher nhi rhi💔
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Khawaja Asif being Khawaja Asif 🔥
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Petition to make him information minister 🥺hum roz ye smile dekhna chahtay hai 😍🤩
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Kam az kam Munafaqat ke liye phaati kameez pehnane wala drama tw nhi krtay
آج روٹی 25 روپے کی ملتی ہے: نواز شریف
نواز شریف نے یہ بات ڈیڑھ لاکھ روپے کی ٹوپی پہن کر مینگورہ کے عوام کو بتائی
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کل ایک صاحب نے نواز شریف کو مناظرے کی دعوت دی۔ وہ نواز شریف کو مناظرے کے بجائے سندھ کے معائنے کی دعوت دیتے تو اچھا تھا، مناظرہ بھی ہو جاتا اور موازنہ بھی
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I have watched the most adorable video on internet today 🤧🥹this is beautiful ❤️
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Maryam’s character assassination is on a different level since yesterday ! This cult is vile and unhealthy for society! They will resort to any vile or evil tactics. It’s a fitna
I will bring subsidies in to the plastic and porn industries of the country- The Reptilian Candidate
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But still can’t compete with an ex pm jisnay Japan aur Germany ka border mila dia 🥹
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Legends legends legends 🔥
All of them had families,children,mothers and yet none cried once
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Stop comparing your filthy politics to one of the greatest tragedy of history! Beyghairat insaan stop giving Islamic touch to you fraudulent schemes
People of Kufa, despite knowing our beloved Prophet(PBUH)'s Grandson was on the path of truth, did not come to help out of fear of Yazid & allowed the greatest tragedy of Islam to happen. Every era has its Yazids. Pakistan is facing Yazidiyat (fascism) today in the form of
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@larakatayara
Cult is so scared of maryam that they are endlessly slandering her since she bacame cm! I am shocked at these vile propaganda against a woman!
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The visuals from the KP assembly, where PTI members harassed a woman MPA, Sobia Shahid, are what have been preached by IK. His whole political career revolves around hurling abuses at his political opponents, demeaning everyone who opposes him, especially women.
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CSS officers insta pr bags baich rhi hai! Kiya hi hona hai iss mulk ka 😫😭
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Rana Saab be like:
FYI, this is the account of President Punjab’s office, not his official one, but it still doesn’t deny the fact that the media house you have been praising wildly has been the major promoter of sensationalism.
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Wo jo khud ko bhi mila nhi tujhe Kia mile gha ❤️
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Aur ye youthio ka 🤡
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Criticise or troll her for anything but not this! Punjab needs a gov cancer hospital where treatment is free and accessible for ANYONE regardless of their financial status or severity of the disease!
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عموماً دلہن کو شادی پر ایک گدھا ملتا ہے لیکن اس بیچاری کو دو ملے ہے 🤭
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Last night Pti supporters in my area celebrated their victory by removing flex, hitting them with shoes, abusing khawaja and his supporters in front of their houses and firing in the air!
I m happiest person rn that khawaja Saab won and we got rid of these Dars
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Hello Baji! Awaz aarahi hai?
Yehi toh rona hai.. keh Allah ki laathi beawaaz hai. Awaaz aani chahiye laathi ki.
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یہ بہت افسوسناک بات ہے کہ جب بھی پاکستان میں افراتفری ہوتی ہے، ہر کوئی بغیر کسی دلیل، منطق یا ثبوت کے مجھ پر یا میرے ادارے پر انگلیاں اٹھانے لگتا ہے۔ میں نے کبھی لیاقت چٹھہ سے ملاقات یا رابطہ نہیں کیا۔ میرا اس سے کوئی تعلق نہیں، نہ سماجی اور نہ ہی کاروباری۔ میں اس سلسلے میں کسی
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jinpar roz lanat bheji jaye unse darra nahi jata.
she doesn’t have time to cry; has more important stuff to do such as spinning lies and hating on Khan.Her father is disqualified for life which makes her the new face of pmLn- incompetent, corrupt, vile and a pathological liar.
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I m loving this tabdeeli in pmln smt
Savage🔥🤣🤣🤣
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Fake propaganda and rumours but sound familiar to what they did to their opponents
Bushra Bibi has to take shower with her clothes on because they have installed cameras in her washroom too. They have installed cameras in every single place in Bani Gala. Every time I think these people can’t stoop down more, they show us they can. Aren’t they scared of Allah?
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Mian Saab’s humour is a breath of fresh air from all those Islamic touches and “main main main mere illawa koi choice nhi baqi sab chor hai”
Pakistan is finally healing!
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U deserved to lose coz All u can do is spew hate and spread false propaganda on social media!
There was no need to tweet this atm!
میں گواہی دیتی ہوں کے حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ والہ وسلم اللہ تعالی کے آخری نبی اور رسول ہیں.
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Oh boy…. If i told you what all I’ve heard about these two from a very trusty chirya… and its not a relationship you’d want to label “political daughter”
There’s a reason her husband isn’t around anymore. There’s a reason Asim is blushing.
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Mian Saab na waqai kabhi munafqat nhi ki hamesha awam se dil ki baat ki 🥲❤️
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We don’t appreciate
@MaryamNSharif
enough for all of these steps! She went to meet Christian community on Easter Day and now meeting and appreciating people from all walks of life!!
Maryam as cm is ❤️
آپ سے مل کر سب بہت زیادہ خوش ہیں۔ اس جذبے کی بہت زیادہ دل سے قدر کرتے ہیں ۔ آپ پہلی خاتون وزیرِاعلٰی پنجاب بنی ہیں اللہ تعالیٰ آپ کو صحت و تندرستی عطا کرے۔
ڈیف کرکٹ ٹیم ممبرز کا وزیراعلیٰ مریم نوازشریف کے لیے اظہار خیال
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Saari khushiyan mila kr dekhi hai
tere pm na bananay ka ghum ziada hai 💔
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Nice joke 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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❤️❤️❤️❤️
It’s baby Niece first birthday and she is playing in masjid e nabwi right now 😭😭❤️❤️
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Zainab thinking she made an excellent point
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