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art x technology, tech for good. bad jokes, dad jokes, and musings. design production @openai .
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@oacevedo_medina
@GavinNewsom
Yeah, why restructure what makes the economy successful, when you can keep making money off of harming humans!?
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@realDonaldTrump
FYI, Iran released him early because he has cancer. Not because Trump made it happen.
#BunkerBoyDonnie
didn’t do much of anything in this situation...
(which should sound familiar—just like he didn’t do anything w/the pandemic, blatant racism, and police brutality in the US).
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@sfchronicle
@CaltransHQ
we all voted and you can save your time and our tax dollars and leave them, that's fine!
thx!
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There exists no sentence in any language that conveys how happy I am:
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We have reached an agreement in principle for Sam Altman to return to OpenAI as CEO with a new initial board of Bret Taylor (Chair), Larry Summers, and Adam D'Angelo.
We are collaborating to figure out the details. Thank you so much for your patience through this.
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@athenasofty
@Jedinjk
@chrissyteigen
And white men holding up their dinky fish are on a whole other level!
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I deeply regret my participation in the board's actions. I never intended to harm OpenAI. I love everything we've built together and I will do everything I can to reunite the company.
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today I learned my dad makes his dentist appointments at 2:30 so he won’t forget.
two thirty.
toothurty.
tooth hurt-y.
he’s really out here living life as one big dad joke.
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@johnbrinkharris
@oliverdarcy
@POTUS
😂 understand something. If he really is ‘donating’ it, it’s so he can use it as a write off against the money he makes elsewhere.. thus pocketing more $$ and always skirting paying taxes.
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voice is one of my favorite ChatGPT features — so excited it’s here for everyone 🗣️
ChatGPT with voice is now available to all free users. Download the app on your phone and tap the headphones icon to start a conversation.
Sound on 🔊
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@teddyschleifer
@KateClarkTweets
I’d confidently bet that this was written by (or at least from a list written by) the previous EA him/herself...
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@Bubblebathgirl
Because one wants equality for all and the other wants....to ride a bike with friends?
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i’m so grateful to work alongside the remarkably special, wildly talented, and mission-driven group of people that make up OpenAI 🫶
About 650 / 770 signed at this moment. As people start waking up, more will come. All the efforts started after 1:30 AM, 500+ within two hours and all of this after 2 crazy days with very little sleep.
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@JohnHun78546016
@Bubblebathgirl
Ah, yes, totally agree. The people riding bikes want to do their own thing with no regard to how it impacts others.
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Giants - Taylor Swift conspiracy (good luck charm?) lives on!
#2010speaknow
#2012red
#20141989
#threeinfive
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@chrissyteigen
looked at this for 15 seconds and kept thinking, "Miles doesn’t have an ‘a’ in it...." 😑, quarantine brain. *puts down the wine*
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Shine bright like a mango 🥭. Getting this filta ready for everyone who got their hands on one!
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@LuvLa2019
@GavinNewsom
You can look up The Toxic Free Cosmetics Act, that’ll have the details
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I’ve said some crazy things at 2:30am, but nothing as crazy as the president of the United States in a 2:30am pandemic election speech.
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@TerenceDean9
@swheeler2
@GavinNewsom
Aaaand like that, anything you say is officially insignificant.
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I cut my husband’s hair yesterday and if you’re wondering how that went — I just walked by as he was on a Zoom call and he wasn’t wearing a hat, sooo...
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@verge
Ahh, the 30% cut from the App Store makes complete sense now. It’s not greed, but the necessary cut to pay for what they’re providing.*
*read as pure fucking sarcasm.
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🤯❤️
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Twitter has done more to punish and disband our president and his terroristic followers than our own law enforcement + government. We are not “better than this.” This is reality and we need to do the drastic and necessary work to make things better.
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@NBCNews
At first I was like, “great cookies...,” but then I realized cookies haven’t been baked in this manner in the last four years ... so good on y’all. Bless.
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Hey,
@nfl
, still waiting on that apology to
@Kaepernick7
... what you’re saying feels hollow without naming him in these statements. Hint: this should include taking responsibility for ousting him as he took a stand for the very thing you (finally) claim you now sympathize with.
All these NFL teams posting black squares rn would be much better off posting a public apology to
@Kaepernick7
... and then following that up with an apology for silencing a peaceful protest and ostracizing the many player and fan participants/ supporters
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@TechCrunch
@anthonyha
Feels like money and time better spent would be fighting to create healthcare detached from employment status.
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I keep seeing all these white people saying, "well, I’m afraid of the police too."
You’re afraid of the police because of your guilty conscience, not because they might kill you.
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when
@elonmusk
mentioned he'd put humans on Mars, my naive self did not realize he meant he'd be bringing Mars to the Bay Area...
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This. This 1000 times over. If you have the privilege of choosing where you live, live somewhere you want to give back to as much as you’re getting from it...that relationship with where you live is rewarding for both you and the future of growth of that city/town.
the act of making a place your home is inherently a two sided relationship. you are getting to benefit from the riches of the history & people who have built this city/town, and in return you should be thinking about what you’re giving back to the place itself.
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Love me some
#sportssaloon
!
@pcon34
"They scored more than Kim Kardashian at the Pro Bowl"
@ryancovay
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Go offff MLB... if ya can’t educate the racist fans, at least you’ll weed ‘em out 👏
I don’t recall the MLB account ever going off like this. This is huge.
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good questions. + shoutout to my teacher mom*
How much does it cost to have an army occupy Los Angeles and why does my mom have to use her own paycheck to buy crayons for her first graders
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Commissioner Lucas! So well deserved. We are lucky to have such an intelligent and passionate woman represent in our Valley 😊
@AMusedBlog
Congrats to
@AMusedBlog
- I mean Commissioner Lucas ☺️- on your appointment to the
@CountyofSonoma
Commission on the Status of Women. Making history as the youngest Black biracial woman ever to serve! 👏👏👏
#SonomaCounty
#WomensHistoryMonth
#MakingHistory
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Of course the day I finally spend the time to figure out exactly how the Iowa caucus works, the Iowa caucus doesn’t work.
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@yungcontent
Gotta be in the optimal headspace to create a thing, so don’t put too much pressure on yourself. If it’s 2 weeks of gathering your thoughts, leveling your mood, relaxing, researching (w/o comparison), and settling into yourself...you’re laying the groundwork for creating magic ✨
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If social media apps are all just ripping off each other, I’d like to put in an official request for a Myspace Top 8 here. I’ve been asking for it on Instagram, but their future is questionable. Twitter Top 10 is also acceptable because everyone loves an alliteration.
-thx!
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Brb, posting this on my wall for when I’m overthinking my ‘think’...
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All the sunscreen in the world can’t protect him from the fact that he bought up way more than one man’s share of Native Hawaiian lands for a getaway mansion...
Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen
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Can you imagine being in a great position of power and simultaneously so bitter over Fox calling a state in an election, you let your pettiness shine and decide to call a state early yourself? Lol old white man petty is wild.
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@natasharoyy
@AngryBlackLady
This is hilarious, but also brings on so much emotion because *swoon* quarantine facilities and active fight against Covid-19... must be nice ✨
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So proud to work with folks who put their whole hearts and incredible talents into their work to share important stories with the world. 🫶✨ Beautiful project -- congratulations
@Invis_Thread
!
We’re excited to share that we won Best Immersive Project at the
@Tribeca
X Awards for "Emerging Radiance!" Invisible Thread is proud to have built the Augmented and Virtual Reality Experiences. A huge shout out and congratulations to the whole team! 👏👏👏
#Tribeca2022
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chicken tenders w/ garlic fires + a beer would make this peak 2009-12... but overall, I’m so glad to see this
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Muir Woods park staff annotates own signs with historical corrections for racism, misogyny via
@SFGate
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@zachweinberg
@levie
Yeah, but diner’s breadth of options are also cheap for a reason. You get to charge premium $$ for being specialized and doing it well.
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$20 Bran doesn't remember he's king tomorrow. We all know he's been high AF the last 8 years.
#GOT
#GameOfThronesFinale
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Sitting down with my SIPmates this evening to look at our map and figure out where to go this weekend.
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@Sharkyl
find something white (wall, paper, light, etc.) -- press and hold on the screen over the white object to lock the autofocus, then pan over to take your photo.
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So
@joinClubhouse
is great until you’re like. in the app.
in a room.
with a person in your contacts that you really do not talk to anymore.
because of the push notification that popped up and you accidentally pressed.
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@LukeYoungblood
@Venture_This
@codygoodermote
@KiraMcCroden
I’d argue it could make way for smaller, innovative people and companies to have a place again.
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my family made appointments to go get COVID tested together and didn't tell me. this has brought on a whole new level of pandemic FOMO for me.
i mean, even my GRANDMA was invited.
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.
@andersoncooper
dropped the line we all needed this evening, and I was instantly inspired. (I made it into a [unisex] tee) —
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My favorite part of being self employed is being my own IT/helpdesk.
lol said no one ever. -_-
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Thanks for visiting,
@kristinemi
!
@Equinix
is always excited to have a little
@servicenow
action beautifying the building.
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been working on something for a little while now and I can’t wait for you to see it 🤸♀️
We’re live streaming the OpenAI DevDay keynote on Monday at 10AM PST.
Tune in!
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#tech
meets
#food
, two of my favorite worlds colliding with
#amazongo
.
#signmeup
#trackmymoves
#introvertdreams
#IoT
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@jayzombie
@adriyoung
I came here to say this — so +1! I’ve scored sooo many incredible pieces on Craigslist and FB Marketplace (got a gorgeous $4300 restoration hardware armoire for 1200 and zero lead time 😳). 10/10 recommend second hand!
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@gurrrpreet
well this really hit home. and as someone who sat with her husband and watched 45 minutes of youtube videos on air fryers at 10pm last night...PSA: an air fryer is just a not-so-well laid out convection oven 🤷♀️
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Wait what.
I just saw a
@vrbo
commercial and they kept saying "VRBO” as "verrbow," and all these years I’ve been saying "V-R-B-O."
So this is my request for the new few days off because my world is a little upside down rn.
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Hi friends! My MIL’s small biz just launched a new and DELICIOUS snack stick. I’ve been eating them as my midday snack between painting and during my Zoom happy hour calls paired with cheese and wine 🤗 Yes, I’m biased, but they are the best. Go order and try them for yo’self.
Our NEW Snack Sticks are now available on Amazon! It’s the same flavor you know and love now in snackable form. To celebrate the launch use code SNACKLAUNCH for 15% off!
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Three old white men failing to hold any semblance of a respectful, competent, debate just says everything about the current state of the US and what (read: who) we need to change.
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A little photo booth action at our AHA/
@Equinix
Heart Walk kickoff today!
Looks like
@Equinix
had a knockout good time with 30+ ppl at the
#HeartWalkBayArea
kick-off! You guys rock!
http://t.co/wmzbv5QCM1
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All these NFL teams posting black squares rn would be much better off posting a public apology to
@Kaepernick7
... and then following that up with an apology for silencing a peaceful protest and ostracizing the many player and fan participants/ supporters
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@BoredElonMusk
*colleges make unlimited amounts of money on the likeness of their athletes, then use 50% of proceeds to subsidize tuition..
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Yes, my younger sister had a baby. No, you do not need to use that as an opportunity to ask me when I’m having one ✌️
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