Deut 33: 23 And of Omolara he said, O Omolara, satisfied with favor and full with the blessings of the Lord, possess thou the west and the south. Happy birthday to Me 🎈🎊🎂
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Just randomly remembered that one of our egbons paid for his sidechic to also be a lodger at the resort where he had his honeymoon. Same time.
Wife discovered and accepted her fate as a co-wife.
Nigerian men and their audacity when it comes to infidelity is 🤯
Marriage failed
Left Lagos for Benin Republic & couldn't switch the phone settings to be able to call my mum in NG.
9am the following day, my mother was in front of my house using the address my friend gave her.
She just looked at me from head to toe and started going back to lag.
You have to be totally shameless, absolutely disgusting, sickly dirty and irretrievably depraved to as a lady, confidently boast about a dog eating your panties and even specifying the part it eats. Some of you just wear the human skin but are smelly, filthy animals.
This reminds me of when I downed two bottles of small stout and one plastic bottle of Orijin bitters before the end of a match. My colleague that invited me to the bar has not looked at me the same way since then😭
We are honoring Mary, we are honoring, we are honoring Mary never worship Her, people say we worship Her not at all everybody join devotion and honor Her.
Happy Birthday to the Most Blessed Mother of our God (Our lady of Perpetual Help) Pray for Us🙏
"Our lady" "Mother of God"
Dear
@GuinnessNGR
My name is Layefa, and I am the Queen herself of Bayelsa State. I have been not just a fan but an advocate of the richness, smoothness, and unique taste of your beer; it is no secret that it is my favorite beer. I have worked with a couple of brands: MTN - as
Any small thing, Simi will instigate a gender war. Doesn't she get tired? Has to be unresolved trauma.
Not everyone is mandated to love your music, abeg.
You just know Adekunle Gold is a super patient man because to carry Uloma put for house has to be chaotic.
In practical fulfilment of my earlier resolve to reduce the rate of unemployment and also to ensure sustainable empowerment of women is the Introduction of the Pink Riders Transport Scheme and upgrade of our sewing factory.
Today, I received the first batch of branded Tricycles
"You have been the reason for my life. You are such a wonderful daughter. I admire you more than anything on this earth. You are the best thing God has ever done for me". Nothing tops this 💕💕💕
The problem with men is that they would rather gather in an informal arrangement and do risky activities as fun than set up an event with a name. I bet they are more creative with games and fun activities
Lmao. We need to come to terms with the painful realization that these men cannot have fun with each other ALONE. If there will be no “babes” in the mix, they will only ENDURE each other for a limited period with the help of igbo & shayo. HIStory kor, Histology ni! 😂
I remember my first JAMB in 2010, I made my dad buy me new cloth and shoe for JAMB, result came out and I scored 198 😭😭. My Dad kept malice with me for like 6 months . Na the new cloth pain am pass, "you wore new cloth to fail"
In all of these, the Notes app supremacy >>>>>>>>>>>>
Need to apologize after a public mess up? What is press release? Use Notes!
Time to give account of how you spent money? Excel, who? Notes please.
Planning to take legal steps? You don’t need a lawyer, type it in Notes.
I like this, eggs are protein. Just like it goes with rice it does with swallow too. Someone saw me eating my eba and okro with egg and almost called the police on me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly how it should be. If there is anything i will do, it is protect my kids from the corruption of this world. I know it’s a lot of work but if I’m bringing any human here then I take all responsibility. God help me.
I literally filter EVERYTHING my clan hears at home.
@Spotify
kids or
@youtube
kids only & by default. When we do karaoke in the car (almost every journey), it's on a playlist on my phone. I strongly believe in allowing kids to be kids. Mine are in a bubble sha.
With all the insults we dey give bubu and night bird, them never threaten to sue us😂😂😂😂I laughed.
Positive image indeed 😂😂😂
Other room woman could never 😂😂😂
I got the job!!!😭😭😭I just cried so hard dawg this is really the light at the end of a dark ass tunnel. That’s a $25K salary increase, no more daycare expenses my kid gets free admission into a bomb pre-K program, and I can finally move closer to my family and friends🥹
Don't say "We are expecting our baby",
SAY, "She is expecting my baby".
The child belongs to you.
That's why the baby takes your name.
Crops don't belong to the farm, they belong to the FARMER.
Configure your mental point of origin.
#ManDay