Nigeria happened to me today.
My phone fell at iwo road. Fortunately, someone picked it up for me. When I called, she responded with a shaky voice telling me to come to her exact location in iwo road. When I got there, a crowd had gathered with the woman being held held hostage
Even the DPO said they couldn’t have done anything different.
I have concluded after this incident that I, with my eyes still intact, will leave this country at any opportunity. To people that will stay, I will offer my support and share my vision in a land far away from here.
The fact that God’s omnipotency and the concept of free will are mutually exclusive and one cannot exist if the other exists. In short,if God knows the future then we don’t have free will and if we have free will,God cannot know the future.Think about it
To me,Lateef Adedimeji is better than Odunlade Adekola.Although, Odunlade Adekola is a brilliant actor , he over acts his role sometimes but this guy is just perfect.
At that moment, I knew Nigeria, in conjunction with the area boys and the useless armed policemen had failed the woman with the deformed eye and me. In the end, the area boys, in the presence of armed policemen collected 40,000.
and leave the place. Okay, Nigerian Police with Ak47, collect my phone from the leader of the area boys. My first surprise came when the police asked how much I’m willing to give them after explaining the situation. You mean you can’t just collect my phone from these people?
Apparently, the woman had picked up the phone for for me. When some area boys saw this, they beat the shit out of her, collected the phone from her and held it for a hefty ransom.
I couldn’t tell if her deformed eye was a condition she was living with before, or a disability metted out by the rough handling by the area boys. Perhaps, she had stolen the phone from me? But I wasn’t interested in dicephering the cause of the hullabaloo. Where’s my phone?
Lol is this guy insane? Can’t he see the rifle? How can you increase the price when the police is here already? I was ready to hear an echoing slap from one of the policemen, but I heard something more flabbergasting. Plea. The policeman started to beg the area boys.
That thought left my soul when he asked me to pay 100k to collect the phone. 100k? In this economy? Lol It was then I started to figure out what the hullabaloo was about.
A light skinned man with shabby beard, whom the area boys called “leader” signaled for me to come to him. Talking to him, I confirmed it was my phone. I was happy as I thought the nice gentleman and his colleagues had apprehended the thief and were about to give me my phone.
I negotiated with the leader of the increasing army of area boys for almost an hour, and ultimately said I’ll pay 50k total as the crowd was getting overwhelming and I’ll rather leave with my eyes and life intact. I thought this will be enough to settle everyone concerned.
Fortunately, the husband of the woman with the deformed eye had called the police. As I was leaving, I bumped into them with their camouflage uniform and heavy rifles. I heaped a sigh of relief. Now, I can finally collect my phone from the area boys, settle the woman who found it
Now, with the confidence of men carrying rifles, I said I’ll give them 20k. The leader laughed saying he’ll only collect 100k, as he has to settle his boys.
But after agreeing, they said I’ll have to pay additional 20k for the woman. Fuck you, I said, in my mind, obviously. At that point, I just opted to leave the place, do what you want. Probably, I’ll go to the police and they’ll recover it.
Argentina coming to world cup with Messi.
Portugal with Ronaldo
Brazil with Neymar.
France with Griezman & Kante.
Uruguay with Suarez.
Spain with Costa & the rest.
Egypt with Mo Salah.
England with Kane.
Croatia with Rakitic & Modric.
Nigeria with signs and wonders
Stages on Twitter;
1. You created a twitter account.
2. But you didn't understand it.
3. So you left for a few months or years.
4. But then, you returned.
5. Now, you're addicted & can’t go a day without it.
6. Night mode Activated
Retweet if this was you.😂😂
I went to teach some students yesterday, after the class a student came up to me and said “you smell nice.” Straight up, I told her she was rude. She left loking stupid.A lot of girls don’t have manners
Omotola with a networth of over 400m says that money is not in circulation in Nigeria. However,Sulaiman from Osogbo with 10k in his account thinks the government is doing the best job
#BBNaija
TeddyA to BamBam : You are a cloth tailored to my size
A fabric i can depend on
A fabric i can count on
BamBam: I cant stop blushing
Tailoring goals