Stanley Ezinna, MBA.
@Stazingar
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Epistemologist. A food safety specialist. Sales strategist. A life student. Write tweets that make you smarter.
Joined August 2009
Invest in yourself, it’s the only thing you have that’s guaranteed.
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@PeterPsquare When brothers fight to death, a stranger inherits their father's estate. ~ Chinua Achebe.
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I said this in 2022😭😭.
Sometimes I wish Tinubu would win so Nigerians will learn a thing or two about how a country moves from frying pan to fire.
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I remember when someone was dragging my land in the village. My uncle told me to budget ₦2million to fight for the land ownership. I asked a close friend to ask the man dragging the land if he wants to sell. Long story short, the man sold the land for ₦1m. I saved ₦1m.
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@DrewPavlou She did it without waiting for backup. That's very courageous. Courage is the only virtue you can't fake.
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By the time he realizes that his Dad may not be the problem, he will already have a son who thinks he's the problem.
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Abba Kyari:.A Kanuri from Bornu. sociology (Warwick).Llb LAW (Cambridge).Masters in Law (Cambridge).Harvard business school . Board director, unilever, Exxon mobile. Executive director and later CEO of UBA. Chief of Staff to Buhari. Man lived!.
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By this time, during the flood, in 2012. Peter Obi has been to my factory twice on flood support and inspection. Leadership is a verb.
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Peter Obi will be the first president of Nigeria that will be produced by the citizens and not by the kingmakers.
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@ResisttheMS LEDs are better since they have a longer life span, more efficient, and climate friendly.
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How the Late Gen Sani Abacha received Muammar Gaddafi of Libya like a rockstar in Kano, despite the US warnings not to do so.
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Before you believe Senator Remi Tinubu was joking in that video, remember a lot of people thought Hitler was joking about the Jews in 1932.
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A key performance indicator for governors is the ability to generate debt. According to J.J Omojuwa😂.
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@FaruqBashar Thank God for football. Imagine this guy had chosen serial killing as a career path.
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@arojinle1 I heard the Kangaroo tracked the man to his house and asked him to come outside.
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At 99 degrees water is just hot. At 100 degrees it starts boiling. The difference is just that 1%. This December will be our required 1% to attain our goals. It will be a December to remember. #December1st.
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If you understand physics, you can understand anything!.
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Sen. Datti Baba-Ahmed, the VP candidate to Peter Obi was a PDP presidential aspirant in 2018. He owns the biggest private hospital in Africa - Baze university hospital and Baze University in Abuja. He was pivotal in the war against Obasanjo’s third-term agenda. Impressive CV.
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This is arguably the best senate president Nigeria has ever had.
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@whitenigerian If every prostitute is a girl, does that mean all girls are prostitutes? A basic flaw in inductive reasoning. That the richest black man is from the North does not mean every Northerner is rich.
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ONITSHA will teach you street smart and believe me, street smart plus book smart makes you dangerous. You see everything through the lens of incentives. When I first arrived Ilorin for my secondary education, my class teacher was famous for he ruthlessness. Boy, she was tough!.
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@JoePompliano @francis_ngannou “When I started, I had nothing. I needed everything. But when you start earning money, you start collecting things: I want this, I want that. The purpose is not collecting things, though. The purpose is to do something great. Finish the dream you started” ~ Francis Ngannou.
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@Princemoye1 If the government doesn't put the fabricators to good use, criminals will. A stitch in time saves nine.
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@InsaneRealitys To the dogs, they're chasing food. But the bunny is running for his life. The motivation is not the same.
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@MrBlackOG It's called the hammer-headed bat. The genus name is Hypsignathus. This specie belongs to monstrous. It's a megabat.
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@OliLondonTV It's easy being a communist in a free country, try being a communist in a communist country.
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Jack ma is a reminder that acting smart around weak men in power is dangerous!. Ability to form dumb around weak-egoistic-power-drunk politicians is a superpower!.
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@Bornakang This is why you can't rate a book by its cover. His name is Kenny Mitchell. He was Snapchat's Chief Marketing officer in 2019. A VP at McDonald’s, at Levi Strauss & Co, and a graduate of Dartmouth. But just cos he's a black man with a scruffy beard, you’d think he's cappin.
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@instablog9ja Imagine an ice cream vendor saying kids like him for his beautiful smile and not because he sells ice cream.
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@Wizarab10 Someone told me recently that the new name for pedophiles is “Minor-attractive person” . I almost removed his teeth.
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@ImtiazMadmood Savages!. I don't understand why anybody would want these barbarians alive.
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@DavidHundeyin There is an old saying: “It's not what is said about your reputation that ruins it, it's what you do to defend it”.
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Sometimes I wish Tinubu would win so Nigerians will learn a thing or two about how a country moves from frying pan to fire.
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@FinPlanKaluAja2 “It's a mark of arrogance to discount the role of culture and tradition in the evolution of mankind. The sanity of a people lies in the continuity of their traditions. Break away from it and chaos follows.” - Will Durant.
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We are giving out as many Manchester United jerseys as possible to lucky winners. The jerseys and the delivery charge are completely paid for to @iam_wilsons. Don't pay any other dime. Interested fans should retweet and comment to qualify! Entry ends by 4 pm tomorrow.
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@talk2veee Evil rarely come to you as evil, rather it comes as wealthy-nice-generous person.
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@PoojaMedia “I’ve been given a mandate to handle two games. I’ll want to say I’mvery pleased with the boys and again, thanks to the NFF leadersip and all the boys who supported me. It ends today. I can’t talk about Libya, because I haven’t been told about it.”. ~ Augustine Eguavoen.
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2020 is the year of aggressive personal development. Get good, then better and finally become the best. The world is becoming fierce.
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@DunswortGabriel It's safe to assume that in another thirty years, the UK won't be a Christian country.
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I think this Anon thing got to me. I will be blessing people randomly today. You don’t need to solicit. The spirit will be our guide.
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I suggest we stop mocking people who have the courage to publicly change their minds. It's something a lot of idiots can't do. It's also a sign of independent thinking. They made a mistake, realized and admitted it. Let us encourage them.🙏.
My renewed hope is gone. May 29 - July 18, 2023. RIP.
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After long hours of R&D, intense work, and collaboration. ASTON MALT is finally here. I want to thank the entire team (you guys are the best) and all stakeholders for this milestone. ASTON Malt is the first indigenous malt drink produced by a Nigerian company.
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@sama “There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”. ~ Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
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I was in a business meeting when your mum called that she’s having signs of labour. That was the day I realized that a 2hrs meeting can be done in 30min😂. Driving to the hospital, you will think I’m auditioning for fast and furious 9😁.I arrived the hospital just in time to
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@Princemoye1 That leath machine can fabricate machine parts and gears. If we can rehabilitate Boko guys, we can rehabilitate these guys.
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On my first day in class, I noticed she was wearing a broken wristwatch. I bought a cheap wristwatch and changed the leather to Swiss original leather. Then gave it to her as a gift. I instantly became untouchable. My Yoruba classmates were screaming.😂😂.
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Delegation is not the same thing as abdication. Asking El-Rufai et al to answer direct questions posed at you is not delegation, it's an abdication of responsibility.
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Being able to walk into a restaurant knowing you can afford anything on their menu is another type of flex.
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One thing the Igbos have in abundance is tenacity. If an Igbo man makes up his mind to get a PVC, no amount of thugs can deter him. Go get your PVC Nnam!.
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I desperately want Iheanacho to do well as a footballer. The lad deserve the best.
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Ancient Wisdom has always had it that the men who can manage men manage the men who can manage only tools, and the men who can manage money manage everybody. That's why the bankers survived the downfall of every empire. From the Medici to the Rothschilds to the Morgans.
If you are looking for job stability, don't take highly technical roles. Start planning to be management from day one. Take the jobs where you get people do do the work and not the jobs where you do the work. Gave my sister (a software developer) this advice over two decades ago.
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The job of a journalist is to inform the masses, not protect the government. David Hundeyin should be commended for leaking that document.
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@instablog9ja If you want to help mankind, start a business and employ them. Charity is just a scam.
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Anambra men would rather turn water into wine than spend extravagantly on girls they’re not married to. Leave that for IMO and Enugu men. Anambra men will give you “Doings” and 20k transport. Ask around!.
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@masuzafi @Kcobiefule @DrJoeAbah Godwin will end up broke. Robbed by wealthy people who could afford more but choose to pay less. He needs a better pricing model.
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The president of United States is inciting violence because he lost an election. Goodluck Jonathan is a hero please!.
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@chude__ Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire.
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Thanks guys for the birthday wishes and presents. I appreciate all of you. Let’s support 100 people tonight. Comment with #Hbdstazingar. Love you guys!
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@chuqu_amaka Funny enough, the most effective way to network is by working hard at something valuable.
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@MrMekzy_ The only reason some women have a maid is to experience what owning a slave feels like.
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How much is chicken in your area?. We are going to do 25pcs for 25 people on the 24th. The best prices will win. Compliments.
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@Africarevolt @nzekiev The most impactful politician to ever emerge out of Africa. It's sad he was murdered. Cut down by a combination of Congolese politicians and their Belgian advisers with the tacit support of the United States and the malign neglect of the United Nations. An African hero.
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Today is the first of a new year for me. Thank God for another Birthday.
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There's no ominous danger than a depressed mechanic. My mechanic’s wife cheated on him and the man almost made me collateral damage. He forgot to tighten my wheel nuts after changing the shock absorbers. The four tires!!. Brethren, God just said it's not yet my time to die.
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@temisrael007 Are you sure your name is not Wilson Tagbo, the boy in that famous novel “One Week, One Trouble”.
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I love his tribute to his parents:. “My father and mother migrated to the US from Nigeria in 1977 as poor college students with hopes and dreams. And now their son is the captain of a US warship. Thank you for the foundation you laid for your children”👏.
Commander Kelechi Ndukwe. From Okoko-item Abia state, will today April 2, 2021 assume command of a US Navy Guided Missile Destroyer, USS Halsey (DDG-97), making him the first Nigerian, and Nigerian-American to attain such height in US Navy history. Let's Retweet to celebrate him
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Why buy fake foreign drinks when you can buy Merry Mausa which is wholly made in Nigeria to perfection? It comes with my personal guarantee.
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When in a relationship, insecure people will hurt you first to prevent you from hurting them. Psychologist call it “Goodwill Hunting Syndrome”.
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@asemota Successful marriage isn't about marrying the love of your life, it's about loving who you married.
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@UnclePamilerin The cheating partner and their accomplices, who knew and didn't say anything, should be embarrassed, not you. You should hold your head high, cos you're a rare breed. In a world of cheaters, you're among the few that's faithful.
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The lord told me five persons need 5k for next week!. Identify yourselves!.
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@AjeboDanny You are correct!. “Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
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