kyle
@numberoneszafan
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My roommate has a sixth sense for when I’m jacking off and he utilizes it maliciously.
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Took the trash out commando in mesh shorts and my hot SHIRTLESS neighbor decided today was the day speak to me for five minutes .
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They’re saying cute boys have to let me sit in their lap idk :/.
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I be on Grindr like “idk I’m kind of new to all this😇” like I haven’t been fucked raw forwards backwards and upside down.
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Got my dick sucked by my old classmate in a church parking lot but I lowkey had to pee the whole time.
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I’m moving into a retirement home there’s too many hot people in student housing.
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Never fucking with a bi man again… how the FUCK am I supposed to compete with a woman
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Guy who doesn’t care if you live or die but is in desperate need of hole pics: “heyyy how have u been”.
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I feel bad taking out this condom in my wallet from when I thought I was straight in high school.
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Successfully dapped up a straight man the other day… this is huge.
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Oh your baggy cargo pants are tailored perfectly to fit your slutty little waist? Oh your oversized hoodie drapes perfectly off your frail skater boy frame? Fuck off.
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Today’s itinerary: Bong rip, Instant noodles, heavily modded Skyrim session.
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College boy dinner tonight: 1 fistful of baby spinach and 4 scrambled eggs.
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The fearless adventurer (me) on his perilous journey (walking to 7 eleven in the rain) to obtain a priceless treasure (sour skittles)
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I want a loft apartment and a boyfriend and also 100 billion dollars.
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My next boyfriend will be subject to several hundred hours of jenny nicholson videos.
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This is EXACTLY how I sound singing sza bc I listened to too much all time low in middle school
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Some of these engineering students are cuties like heyyy four eyes.
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