Monsieur Pat Bateman
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Kanye said “ I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners. “ felt that on a God level.
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I just know she's fun, definitely no wife material but she'll bring a lot of fun and thrill in your life
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Feminists will look at you with a straight face, right in the eyes, and tell you that there's a wife somewhere in them
Playboi Carti just shared this on his Instagram Story 🎥
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Never a dull moment when in company with hoes tho, don't get me wrong
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Man said “ aight then “
Someone needs to wind up Darwin Nunez at HT to get him fired up in the 2nd half.
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My bro just called me telling me about the Valentine's Day they had at their sister school . Asked him if he had a valentine's and he told me her name, Hannah. Then I asked him if he's into yt girls and his reply "of course, all black girls do is ask me for airtime and data" 😭
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This that new manager bounce
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@MeeZy_PoLoGanG
Technically there isn't, just cause some bum ends up marrying her doesn't mean she suddenly becomes wife material. Someone can be married and still not be marriage material
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Do people really love KFC this much? 😂 always thought lento ka KFC on twitter is some sort of code name
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Losing 7-0 to a team outside the top 3 is what’s really crazy here
7-0 and not cracking the top 3 is crazy 🤣🤣🤣 you’re still shit
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The nigga is in grade 5 bro 😭😭😭 so these girls are doing this shit at such an early age???😭
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@Darth3615
😭 I be genuinely wondering who they're fooling man, us or they actually believe that nonsense
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Nah it's gonna hit like a brick when you realise that the ratio of your received texts to your sent texts is insane from your conversations with that baddie you tryna win. Niggas gonna end the chase sooner than usual
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Dad selfies kinda my thing
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Snatch the ring then hit her with the
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Crashing a car with a baddie on the passenger seat is probably my top 1 worst fear
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Niggas have NO idea how much this dusted me man😭😭😭😭😭 I was on the fucking floor throughout the whole conversation
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Insane insane fit. Women on here will tell you that you can't wear this on a date
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He won't like it when a banana lands on his face
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He's rich and famous, she's a clout chasing whore. It's not difficult to understand
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Would've been 8 too if he didn't push that other nigga to the finish line. What a guy
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The woman who said no when he asked for her number after finding out who he is:
Cristiano tricked people into believing he's poor just to see how many people would play with him
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No one's driving 240km/h with me inside the car bro. Ndehlise ndibambe iUber
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👁️👁️👁️👁️
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One of the things I'm most jealous of is the people who got to witness MJ's career from the beginning to the end. Growing up at that time had to be special man
Listen to Michael Jackson's real voice with no autotune
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2016 you will always be famous
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Bro said it’s okay for non-attractive women to get mashed up 😭😭😭
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First bracket - Mbappe
Second bracket - Vini
Third bracket - Foden
Fourth bracket - Saka
None of these guys are in the same bracket. Every footballer is Mbappe's son
foden is in the same bracket as vini and mbappe stop comparing him to guys like saka man
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You're probably gay if you look at tits and think about gay niggas
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Man they’re having a hoe-off 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you CANNOT make this up
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Having a hoe mom gotta be the absolute worst shit ever my dawg 😭😭😭😭😭 I would've found a way to really do some damage on that nigga if I was the kid
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Nah the hype that the Grey High away fixture had at Queen’s was crazy 😂 you’d swear the whole school was going on holiday and if you weren’t going niggas would make sure to remind you 😭
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Niggas rn are looking at this GIF thinking to themselves " he's a pro footballer isn't he? " Jude ( 20 y/o) had the composure to make this first touch under the pressure of Rodri who is the best CDM itw rn, in a QF UCL game against arguably the best team itw rn at their own turf
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Whenever someone uses this "😅😂" combination, they themselves know they just said the dumbest shit ever
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Quantum. No other vehicle comes close
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Nah they can all get it
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“ I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks “ nahhh my boy 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏽
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Seeing huns bullying her and saying she's too old to be doing this stuff which is crazy because she is STILL hotter than most of yall
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This girl just posted her Apple Music Replay and her top 5 artists are all gospel singers and groups, I just know she's the worst person you could ever come across
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Equivalent to asking a coloured hun to teach you Afrikaans 😂
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Everyone gangster till 50 of his villagers pull up hunting you down
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Paid promo
black men gotta realize no one in this world got our back like black women do.
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I swear the only youngsters I’ve seen who recognize Messi as the goat are players who come from La Masia
🗣️| Bukayo Saka: “Growing up, my favourite player was Cristiano Ronaldo. Everyone used to do the same stance as him and the same celebrations. Of course it's difficult to model yourself on him because he's one of the best to ever play football and with his stature.” [
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Y'all's brains need to be studied man. I want to know what makes you guys think the world revolves around you
Unrelated but related,I saw a TikTok where someone was explaining a method men use to trick women into accepting less. For example,if he gives you 100% from day one then drops to 90%,you'll feel it. Then he'll start giving you 95% and you'll be happy-
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Can't tell me you'd watch this and NOT be racist af if you were white
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One day y’all will stop disrespecting Salah. In his worst season btw
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" standards " is just a myth if she into you fr
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You niggas thought Osama was broke when he was moving the way he was?
This shit blowing my mind rn. This nigga was a millionaire the whole time?
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Women will look at you dead ass in the eyes and tell you that she can still be a wife material
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Damn💔💔💔 guess my plan to leave my iPhone in the fucking freezer for 13 hours is off the table now
IPhone 15 Pro max VS Samsung S23 ultra
Comparison is mind blowing 🤯
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That deadbeat line tho 😭😭😭😭
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Dawg what is even boyfriend dick. Ngathi yonke into that’s “ boyfriend “ related is not a good sign. Boyfriend dick, boyfriend material, yonke nje
Going from that boyfriend dick to something bigger is so wild 😭😭
You really have to get used to it again.
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Apple's iPhone design has to be the most successful experiment of a human's sheep behaviour
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Nun too crazy
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2 strokes in and you already know you gonna have to change your whole play style, tactics and your approach to the game
Prepped a low block and everything just to concede in the first 5 minutes
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They way they’re desperately passing the ball to him like “ nigga do something damn “ 😂😂😂
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Bro is wearing the colours of his national flag and the flag is behind him but they still fuck it up
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Bra, take it and move 😭
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This season is wraps. We sign a couple of midfielders and we’re winning the UCL and league next season
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Don't pray for these dumb mfs
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Some women are not good people. Pray for Tristan bro, he don’t deserve this lmaoooo
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The most expensive player being the biggest flop. Can't even imagine how disgusted the Real Madrid hierarchy is with this transfer
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SA twitter gotta be the the wildest fr
Thought that nigga who tweeted about hating his girl was trolling. That nigga bio say South Africa he deadass
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Nah I’m too childish to hold a serious conversation with someone with this kinda accent I’m sorry
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Questions that need to be answered.
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They do Salah in the Prem like how they do Vini in LaLiga
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Stop assuming a woman is always behind a man’s success.
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Sometimes you guys forget we live in South Africa
Gold Reef City would slap if it opened at night, like in the movies
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I get the logic behind this thought but I feel like if you’re really actually HIM she’ll want a relationship with you cause she’ll want you all to herself 😂 idk man
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Taking it too and hope she comes back with a G wagon
You punish your teenage daughter by taking her phone away and she rebelliously comes back with an iPhone 15 Pro Max the following day. Wyd?
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Y’all really creative when it comes scaring the hoes
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