Mara. 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
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Undivale umlomo sana 😭😭😭😭
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Sana it's been 2 years since my uncle came back from prison and he still refuses to wear orange 😭.
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I posted F1 on my status and forgot to block my brother,his response is killing me😭😭😭
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Damn. South Africa, you will always be famous 😭
Abortions $600? Damn. No wonder y’all been keeping the babies lately .
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We had Forever young, Ayeye, 10 over 10, V-Entertainment, Dineo's Diary ? Vuzu was in their bag and we were EATING
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You guys can't believe that SA girls could genuinely love foreign men? You think they date them only for money right? Does that idea make you feel better about them not choosing you?
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abantu abanje are funny when it’s NOT your boyfriend 😭😭.
Telling everyone andiyi kwi Barcadi but ndiveske ndithi gqi sendinje on Saturday by the pool
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Idk, I feel like this headline implies she deserved it. I may be reaching though idk.
An Eastern Cape woman was murdered, allegedly by a man she was in a relationship with while her long-distance, German-born husband was in Russia for work. |
@MaliDayimani
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S*th*lo would’ve thrived in the states.
NFL player Trevon Diggs who is 25 is having a baby with 35 year old Joie Chavis, who already has kids with Bow Wow and Future 👀
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Mnk, umntu waske wanxilela entlokweni yam
My hairstylist is sipping on brutal while doing my hair, what are we gonna do about the blacks! 😭😭😭
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We’re in Knysna and I can’t stop thinking of “chommie izitya haibo” 😭😭😭
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He was sneaking around ngoku ebe cheat’a nje. Sneaking around is clearly his thing, he’s got this.
Now your husband must actually sneak around to spend time with the child you found out about cause wena you wont accept it but are staying 😂 hai bandla
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Oh, ingaske ndilale ndisinxibile 😭😭❤️
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Views zabazali ziyothusa sana, veske umbone umntu ba "nooooo man, umuncu wena" 😭😭😭😭
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Yho kumnandi unqenqa man, lanto of just relaxing on your bed or couch doing absolutely nothing >>>
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Sakhe sadlula eSt Albans and while he was driving he looked the other direction bcoz he didn't even want to look at that place 😭
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Uyinene will return home safely.
Uyinene will return home safely.
Uyinene will return home safely.
Uyinene will return home safely
Uyinene will return home safely.
Uyinene will return home safely.
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Lighter girls & boys of all shades spend years bullying dark skin girls on their looks and when they finally believe it niyazothusa & expect them to have confidence in themselves overnight bcoz YOU say they must. U guys r mad telling lo cc 2 have a better self esteem
Being the ugly dark skinned friend has saved me from so much drama. I'm not a baby mama. I'm not u happily suffering in a marriage. Im not a divorcee. I'm not stocko.
I just work and make money, travel, have sex here and there and mind my own business. Enkosi man bra God.
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I’ll call as long as I am pissed, if that’s 75 times then so be it 😭😭✋🏾
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Abazali bayadika but sana uyacengwa just a bit umzali, especially when you are dependent on them. 😭
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Andina kwa salary 💔
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5 years, 3 attempts later I finally passed my license!!! 😭😭🎉🎉
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These girls are MAD 😭 Anizokhethwa.
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@SinovuyoDube
Rather lo verbal humiliation sana 😭 being stuck with into ongayifuniyo because of money? Damn 😭
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Party pooper sana but parents cutting you off and kicking you out when you need them the most? I'd be so upset sana, I wouldn't be able to forget that. 😭
I genuinely want to hear stories from women who got pregnant young or out of wedlock and their parents were upset, but when the babies came, turned around and became besties with the kids
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What do y'all have against paying for what YOU ordered 😭
If The Bill Is $400 and It’s 4 Of Us Just Pay $100 Damn
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I don't mind spending money but hai it needs to be on something worth it, The Fix really has questionable quality for ridiculous prices
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Same 😭 then I remind myself being pro choice also means understanding people want to keep their babies
me 🤝🏾 getting irrationally annoyed cause a random woman in her early 20s is pregnant and keeping the baby on purpose
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Nothing disgusts me more than the fact that I don't own a car 💔
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R12k to R15k per month on groceries for 3 people (one of which is a toddler)??? Mxm 🤣🤣
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Kwanceda kwakhonzwa eWisile ekhaya 😭✋🏾
Mihlali Ndamase’s family receives shocking Prophecy during a church service by Prophet David Uche!I wish Mihlali will be able to visit the church without the cameras all up in her grill…if she ever will after this clip got taken out..
Braam Moses Tembe Zinhle Red Bull
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The worst just happened, sithe sisahleba kwacima umculo savakala 😭😭
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when it’s your man nothing is funny, uveske ufe zi nerves 😭😭
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Ayikho sana le logic. We went to predominantly white pre schools - high schools but still speak isiXhosa fluently
All the people that got problems with children not being able to speak their home languages don't have children. A child leaves home at 7:45 every week day, speaks English the whole day, till 5. What are the chances that they are gonna be fluent in a language they speak 2-3
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I know we're 3 months into 2023 but it's been such an amazing year so far. Finally moved to CPT, studying a new degree that I LOVE and I'm graduating in a few days. Thixo umkhulu maan 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️
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But sana? If a specific place in my house always has the best lighting does it not make sense that I'm always going to take snaps khona? Hai noko le bhena.
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That married man is not going to leave his wife for you, wa pregnant or not 🙏🏽
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Unotshe! 😭😭🤭
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Inganya sana ndoda enothetha nam olahlobo rhaa
That “you replied to that one dm” challenge bethuna you guys can’t be letting amadoda talk to you noba kanjani ingathi anithandwa kowenu
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Le Siya Kolisi hate train sana?? Iqale nini? Akho kwa need yayo
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@dinga__n
Andifuni nalo refund makandiqhaqhe andenze intloko kakuhle olahlobo aqhele ukwenza ngalo.
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ufakwe kwi budget>> 😭🤌🏾
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knysna? you owe me nothing!
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i don’t care noba yi R10, akho mali ye lobola endinoyibuyisa mna.
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"however I assure you I'm perfectly safe because I don't use their products" 😭😭😭😭
There’s a dude on TikTok (@/mcnallyofficial) who’s on a mission to put Master Lock out of business by showing how easy it is to pick their locks. Even the ones which they give 10/10 security ratings 😭
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Not being able to delete statuses all at once is pissing me off so much
One thing I hate about this new WhatsApp update is that I can’t long press to view the status anymore💔💔💔
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Why ningaske niwayeke amantombi? Bcoz kucacile aniwafuni nyan.
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Boosie is also mad that Lil Nas X is queer pls 😭
Boosie isn't mad that Lil Nas X is queer.
Boosie is mad that a queer Black rapper is doing better than him in an industry that has built its foundation in homophobia.
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I'm really not good at academic writing and I have no desire to improve it. I really do not understand why I have to use big words to just describe something so simple thatmany people could understand if they had to read it (even if they aren't academics).
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@NICKIMINAJ
calls out Instagram for not notifying fans when she goes live on Instagram:
“It’s the constant sabotage behind the scenes on more than one platform chi…They want my numbers on live to look lower than they rlly are.”
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it owed me nothing! 👆🏾
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Between these two
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She’s back at it 😭😭😭
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In P.E when you’re ballin’ they write “uze kakbi” on the board, that is such P.E thing to say 😭😭😭
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you have 6 kids & 4 baby momma’s, you’re the last person to call anyone a red flag.
I normally get dragged for saying that single women over the age of 35yrs are a red flag 🚩🚩🚩
But, to give you perspective... a single woman over 35yrs is the equivalent of a man over 30yrs who is unemployed, or earns under R5000 per month.
I hope this helps. No disrespect.
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My controversial take is that la sisi wayegula was selfish to have more & more kids kodwa uyayazi ba chances of living long were slim.
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Children grasp language so easily at young ages, speaking iHome language endlini is not gonna stop them from speaking English fluently with le accent niyifunayo.
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