Mara. π΅πΈ π΅πΈ
@KhanyaSimzz
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Less discourse, more Gqom.
Cape Town, South Africa
Joined March 2019
Judging by this apartment I'd get a job if I were her.
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Undivale umlomo sana ππππ
This man is INSANE!! πππππ.
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Sana it's been 2 years since my uncle came back from prison and he still refuses to wear orange π.
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23, no job, no car, no apartment, just stress πβΉοΈ.
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I posted F1 on my status and forgot to block my brother,his response is killing meπππ
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Damn. South Africa, you will always be famous π.
Abortions $600? Damn. No wonder yβall been keeping the babies lately .
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We had Forever young, Ayeye, 10 over 10, V-Entertainment, Dineo's Diary ? Vuzu was in their bag and we were EATING.
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You guys can't believe that SA girls could genuinely love foreign men? You think they date them only for money right? Does that idea make you feel better about them not choosing you?.
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What was he in for.
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abantu abanje are funny when itβs NOT your boyfriend ππ.
Telling everyone andiyi kwi Barcadi but ndiveske ndithi gqi sendinje on Saturday by the pool
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Idk, I feel like this headline implies she deserved it. I may be reaching though idk.
An Eastern Cape woman was murdered, allegedly by a man she was in a relationship with while her long-distance, German-born husband was in Russia for work. | @MaliDayimani .
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S*th*lo wouldβve thrived in the states.
NFL player Trevon Diggs who is 25 is having a baby with 35 year old Joie Chavis, who already has kids with Bow Wow and Future π
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Mnk, umntu waske wanxilela entlokweni yam
My hairstylist is sipping on brutal while doing my hair, what are we gonna do about the blacks! πππ.
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Ayidiki indoda ene baie om te se ku social media, yhu.
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No amount of ubu βHIMβ would have me cooking for iOu for iFirst date π¨.
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I just checked my bank balance, woah?? ποΈ ποΈ
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Weβre in Knysna and I canβt stop thinking of βchommie izitya haiboβ πππ.
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He was sneaking around ngoku ebe cheatβa nje. Sneaking around is clearly his thing, heβs got this.
Now your husband must actually sneak around to spend time with the child you found out about cause wena you wont accept it but are staying π hai bandla.
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Oh, ingaske ndilale ndisinxibile ππβ€οΈ
I absolutely LOVE my new sneaker, ndimane ndisibuka ππ.
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Uqala umntu omtsha is so annoying yesis ππ.
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Views zabazali ziyothusa sana, veske umbone umntu ba "nooooo man, umuncu wena" ππππ.
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Yho kumnandi unqenqa man, lanto of just relaxing on your bed or couch doing absolutely nothing >>>.
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Sakhe sadlula eSt Albans and while he was driving he looked the other direction bcoz he didn't even want to look at that place π.
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Uyinene will return home safely. Uyinene will return home safely. Uyinene will return home safely. Uyinene will return home safely .Uyinene will return home safely. Uyinene will return home safely.
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Constantly nantsikaβd never lokunjaneβd.
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Lighter girls & boys of all shades spend years bullying dark skin girls on their looks and when they finally believe it niyazothusa & expect them to have confidence in themselves overnight bcoz YOU say they must. U guys r mad telling lo cc 2 have a better self esteem.
Being the ugly dark skinned friend has saved me from so much drama. I'm not a baby mama. I'm not u happily suffering in a marriage. Im not a divorcee. I'm not stocko. I just work and make money, travel, have sex here and there and mind my own business. Enkosi man bra God.
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Iβll call as long as I am pissed, if thatβs 75 times then so be it ππβπΎ.
Anything past 5 missed calls is insane. Iβm so sorry πβπΎ.
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Abazali bayadika but sana uyacengwa just a bit umzali, especially when you are dependent on them. π.
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Yabona these ones??? I need you all to just STOP!!!!
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5 years, 3 attempts later I finally passed my license!!! ππππ.
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Andina kwa salary π.
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These girls are MAD π Anizokhethwa.
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@SinovuyoDube Rather lo verbal humiliation sana π being stuck with into ongayifuniyo because of money? Damn π.
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Party pooper sana but parents cutting you off and kicking you out when you need them the most? I'd be so upset sana, I wouldn't be able to forget that. π.
I genuinely want to hear stories from women who got pregnant young or out of wedlock and their parents were upset, but when the babies came, turned around and became besties with the kids.
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"Welcome to graduation. Good morning" β€οΈπ
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What do y'all have against paying for what YOU ordered π.
If The Bill Is $400 and Itβs 4 Of Us Just Pay $100 Damn.
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I don't mind spending money but hai it needs to be on something worth it, The Fix really has questionable quality for ridiculous prices.
We need to be honest about The Fix too ladiesπthose prices?.
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Same π then I remind myself being pro choice also means understanding people want to keep their babies.
me π€πΎ getting irrationally annoyed cause a random woman in her early 20s is pregnant and keeping the baby on purpose.
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Nothing disgusts me more than the fact that I don't own a car π.
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R12k to R15k per month on groceries for 3 people (one of which is a toddler)??? Mxm π€£π€£.
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Kwanceda kwakhonzwa eWisile ekhaya πβπΎ.
Mihlali Ndamaseβs family receives shocking Prophecy during a church service by Prophet David Uche!I wish Mihlali will be able to visit the church without the cameras all up in her grillβ¦if she ever will after this clip got taken out. Braam Moses Tembe Zinhle Red Bull
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The worst just happened, sithe sisahleba kwacima umculo savakala ππ.
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This picture makes me cackle πππ "ibhomu".
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when itβs your man nothing is funny, uveske ufe zi nerves ππ.
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Ayikho sana le logic. We went to predominantly white pre schools - high schools but still speak isiXhosa fluently.
All the people that got problems with children not being able to speak their home languages don't have children. A child leaves home at 7:45 every week day, speaks English the whole day, till 5. What are the chances that they are gonna be fluent in a language they speak 2-3.
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I know we're 3 months into 2023 but it's been such an amazing year so far. Finally moved to CPT, studying a new degree that I LOVE and I'm graduating in a few days. Thixo umkhulu maan π₯Ίπ₯Ίβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ.
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But sana? If a specific place in my house always has the best lighting does it not make sense that I'm always going to take snaps khona? Hai noko le bhena.
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That married man is not going to leave his wife for you, wa pregnant or not ππ½.
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Unotshe! πππ€
prove it okanye une pushback ka velaphi ππΎ.
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Inganya sana ndoda enothetha nam olahlobo rhaa.
That βyou replied to that one dmβ challenge bethuna you guys canβt be letting amadoda talk to you noba kanjani ingathi anithandwa kowenu.
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Le Siya Kolisi hate train sana?? Iqale nini? Akho kwa need yayo.
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This is a dangerous time yondiplita (i will be asking for money ππ).
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@dinga__n Andifuni nalo refund makandiqhaqhe andenze intloko kakuhle olahlobo aqhele ukwenza ngalo.
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ufakwe kwi budget>> ππ€πΎ.
βSobona month endβ type shit π₯Ί.
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cheers to the girls weekend πποΈπ₯πΎ
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knysna? you owe me nothing!
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i donβt care noba yi R10, akho mali ye lobola endinoyibuyisa mna.
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"however I assure you I'm perfectly safe because I don't use their products" ππππ
Thereβs a dude on TikTok (@/mcnallyofficial) whoβs on a mission to put Master Lock out of business by showing how easy it is to pick their locks. Even the ones which they give 10/10 security ratings π.
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Not being able to delete statuses all at once is pissing me off so much.
One thing I hate about this new WhatsApp update is that I canβt long press to view the status anymoreπππ.
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Why ningaske niwayeke amantombi? Bcoz kucacile aniwafuni nyan.
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Boosie is also mad that Lil Nas X is queer pls π.
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Usagcwala Ngami is honestly the best song ever yho π.
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I'm really not good at academic writing and I have no desire to improve it. I really do not understand why I have to use big words to just describe something so simple thatmany people could understand if they had to read it (even if they aren't academics).
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.@NICKIMINAJ calls out Instagram for not notifying fans when she goes live on Instagram: . βItβs the constant sabotage behind the scenes on more than one platform chiβ¦They want my numbers on live to look lower than they rlly are.β
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it owed me nothing! ππΎ
Long Weekend Photodump ?.
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Between these two
Your favourite picture from this month?.
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Sheβs back at it πππ
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Khange ndingayithethi πππ
Le weekend siya kuyo? Yi biggest!.
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In P.E when youβre ballinβ they write βuze kakbiβ on the board, that is such P.E thing to say πππ.
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you have 6 kids & 4 baby mommaβs, youβre the last person to call anyone a red flag.
I normally get dragged for saying that single women over the age of 35yrs are a red flag π©π©π©. But, to give you perspective. a single woman over 35yrs is the equivalent of a man over 30yrs who is unemployed, or earns under R5000 per month. I hope this helps. No disrespect.
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