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Iowan, big fan of neighborhood organizing, public art, long runs, friendship, etc. she/her, opinions mine 🌈

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@notrealMolly
Molly
5 months
I was diagnosed with #POTS five years ago and it upended my life. Last year, I decided to see if it was possible to run a marathon with it, and my primary care provider (and friend!) said he’d train with me to figure it out - full story in @outsidemagazine
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
Our governor hit a Black Lives Matter protester with her car. Holy shit.
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1 year
You cannot blame people for criticizing the disaster response when a woman was rescued alive after the initial demolition was scheduled and you kick off your press conference by saying you have no idea how no one knew she was there.
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@notrealMolly
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. @Hozier is at a festival in rural Iowa and he just gave an emphatic speech for Palestinian rights and ending the genocide in Gaza citing his upbringing in a peaceful Ireland as a reason he knows an international push for peace can work
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@brianneDMR
Brianne Pfannenstiel
4 years
A vehicle transporting Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds struck a Black Lives Matter protester Tuesday as the protester was intentionally blocking the car's path. Story with @sgrubermiller
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I was at a dive bar in Boston and told the bartender that I was from Iowa and he immediately yelled CAITLIN FUCKING CLAHHHHK
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@jaylencavil
Jaylen Cavil
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Kim Reynolds driver hit me with her car, lmao.
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
Iowa is the ONLY state that bars people from voting for life after a felony conviction. @jaylencavil was protesting to get Kim Reynolds to sign an executive order restoring voting rights to people who have served their sentences. Sign this petition to help
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
looking forward to the total hypocrisy of a bunch of Iowa fans doing "The Wave" to say they care about sick people while attending a mass gathering during a pandemic
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Molly
2 years
HOLY SHIT A TRUCK JUST TRIED TO RUN OVER ABORTION PROTESTERS IN CEDAR RAPIDS
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
Also, go to the protests. #BlackLivesMatter
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Molly
4 years
I think it would be nice to live in a state that wasn’t trying to kill me.
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
In light of the news about the women murdered at Cornerstone Church, it’s important to know that Iowa’s own @SenJoniErnst fought to make sure that convicted abusers who aren’t married to their partner have access to guns.
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1 year
This presser was a spectacular example of how not to do crisis communication
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Molly
2 years
Something that enrages me about the Iowa Caucus worship is that people say it’s necessary that Iowa goes first so that politicians have to focus on “rural issues”. If that actually worked, Iowa wouldn’t have a water quality AND erosion crisis that we’re doing nothing about!!!!!
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
more like sigh-owa
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
Yes, this is AN AIRPLANE WING in a house on the SW side of Cedar Rapids
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Molly
2 years
beyond the hateful, cruel transphobia of it all, I can't get over how tacky it is to care so much about who wins in kids sports.
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@notrealMolly
Molly
5 years
I will be checking my Iowa basement for blood for the next forever
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@notrealMolly
Molly
20 days
He says “I come from a country with centuries of occupational violence…Free Palestine” to HUGE audience cheers. In rural Iowa!
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@notrealMolly
Molly
11 months
If you’re going to pander to my people at least do it correctly and shove some gas station pizza in your face
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Tim Scott
11 months
Got a little hungry on the road in Iowa… Good thing I spotted the golden arches!
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2 years
The main argument I see against the Linn County Solar project is that it would misuse “some of the most fertile soil in the world” and buddy, we’re already doing that by growing corn on it to make ethanol
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@notrealMolly
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7 years
The greatest shirt of all time.
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Molly
4 years
It will never fail to piss me off that my right wing relatives bemoan the lack of god in politics while Joe Biden is out there being a walking rosary
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 months
The only Iowa Supreme Court Justice who’s up for retention this fall is David May. He just voted to allow the abortion ban. We don’t really have many things to vote FOR in Iowa, but I have a hater’s heart.
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@notrealMolly
Molly
3 years
BMI is bad science and indicates very little about health, BUT if your BMI is 25+ you can get vaccinated in Iowa and imo you should absolutely make the system work for you for once if this applies to you!
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@notrealMolly
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1 year
This thread from @irosarioc has links to some of the survivor’s GoFundMes
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Molly
1 year
Ah yeah because having another $300 bill added back into my monthly budget will make dealing with inflation easier???
@ChuckGrassley
Chuck Grassley
1 year
Iowans in 16 counties this wk told me they’re hurting from 2 yrs of record-high inflation — the last thing they needed was a half-trillion dollar check to pay off the Biden admin student loan transfer. The reality of that plan is not only fiscally insane, it’s unconstitutional
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
These are pictures from friends on opposite sides of town. Every street in Cedar Rapids is horrifying.
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Molly
3 years
hottake: if Iowa City and Cedar Rapids are in the same district, there's no need to run boring ass moderates in IA-01
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
Crunchberry Day does a lot of heavy lifting as a mental health resource for all Cedar Rapidians
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
Follow and support @DesMoinesBLM and @jaylencavil
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
The Iowa Caucuses are bad for 1) everyone and 2) Iowa. Any Iowan who tells you otherwise just likes attention.
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Molly
2 years
My kink is telling Iowa City people that Cedar Rapids is actually better
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Molly
1 year
Dress shopping is terrible because I know what I want (the green atonement dress) and I know I will never find it
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
For the last three days, we've had over 800 new covid cases each day in Iowa. Things are exploding here, and we're still pushing for in person school and keeping bars open
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@notrealMolly
Molly
3 years
call that Cedar Rapids chic
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yedoye
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1 year
A man in a trump hat at the airport just made fun of me for living in Iowa and like sir, I did not expect this from your demographic
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
I am no longer joking when I say that turning the Iowa Dems into the “Weed and Progress” party is the only hope for our state
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
I pulled a @lyzl and never took down my Christmas tree this year. I just moved it fully decorated into my garage, and I got it moved back into my living room in under 30 seconds. I’m never going back.
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@notrealMolly
Molly
3 years
I’m contemplating marriage because it seems like the easiest way to get a kitchenaid mixer
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Molly
4 years
@RepAshleyHinson If you're going to oppose impeachment, how are you going to provide the accountability that you say is necessary?
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
“Iowa made me nicer. You can’t spend time in the Midwest without having that rub off on you.” If you're on tiktok, you know @DGlaucomflecken . Loved getting to work on this profile about how his residency in Iowa shaped his approach to humor and medicine.
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@notrealMolly
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1 year
HAPPY 30-50 FERAL HOGS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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1 year
It’s hilarious how many people I know in Iowa who lost power today but their main priority was making sure they still had a spot to watch the women’s game
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@notrealMolly
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6 months
Putting more guns in schools is the last fucking thing we need
@DMRegister
Des Moines Register
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House lawmakers advance $3 million grant program to help schools buy guns for teachers
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@notrealMolly
Molly
4 years
Hi I think it is very bad that our governor's car drove off after hitting a Black Lives Matter protester yesterday! It's very bad that she has not made a statement about this!
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1 year
They were going to demolish the building while this woman was still inside AND ABLE TO CALL HER DAUGHTER. People are still missing.
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Sarah Watson
1 year
Story here on the rescue of Lisa Brooks out of the Davenport. The original plan for demolition is now under evaluation, according to city officials.
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Molly
5 years
With Tom Steyer entering the race, might I suggest wearing this lovely shirt from @SICKOFWOLVES to every single one of his events?
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Molly
1 year
Feel absolutely batshit seeing Iowa Dems say that “the choice in the next election is clear” when we are likely to lose our access to abortion in a week!!!!!!!
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Molly
2 years
Several hundred people here at another abortion rights protest here in Greene Square Park in Cedar Rapids
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Molly
3 years
@rachelmillman On January 6, an AT&T glitch made every text sent to me go to my extremely conservative dad and vice versa, so I spent the whole Capitol riot desperately trying to figure out how to get people to not text my dad nudes or political rants
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@notrealMolly
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2 years
I feel so bad that these young women have been lied to about our trans sisters. The threat to women’s sports isn’t women participating in them. It’s misogyny resulting in unequal funding, pay, and protection.
@katie_akin
Katie Akin
2 years
Gov. Kim Reynolds signs the transgender athlete ban into law. Transgender girls and women will no longer be allowed to play women’s sports in Iowa schools and colleges. @IowaCapDispatch
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Iowa was one of the first states to legalize gay marriage back in 2009. This is a good reminder that no matter how progressive your government is, things can change. Governments alone will never give you safety.
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Ty Rushing
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Today was already going to be a busy one at the Capitol and this morning two bills to supercede federal law to ban gay marriage in Iowa were introduced:
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5 years
I've seen a lot of presidential candidates since I've moved to Iowa. No one is as good as Elizabeth Warren at Q&A.
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1 year
Every queer person in a red state has valid reasons to leave. Many of us have reasons to stay too. @lyzl asked me to write about why the life I’ve built keeps me here.
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Molly
2 years
my roommate from a middle school camp sent me the most incredible handle she found in the house she’s renovating. it’s corn!
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1 year
Thought I was going to wake up with fewer rights and instead I’ve got my Supreme Court going off on how we shouldn’t treat women like literal trash?????
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4 years
@rachelmillman I went to my hometown for weird medical testing pre covid, and I spent 24 hours ducking into side hallways and hiding behind statues at the hospital to avoid my high school classmates while carrying a *massive* jug of piss
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1 year
@_perezosx This press conference really isn’t going to help with that at all!!!!
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Molly
7 years
Ah yes, because "grab them by the pussy" was just so subtle.
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Trump no longer seems able to hide his raw misogyny.
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Molly
3 years
1. It’s only been two days and they’re pulling this. 2. Tying health insurance to employment is so cruel.
@JonahFurman
Jonah Furman
3 years
John Deere is cutting off 10,000 workers (and their families') health insurance on October 27th. They could just as easily *not* do this, but they want to break the strike. Also: Congress let COBRA subsidies expire on October 1, putting workers on the hook for thousands of $$$.
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Developing disabling conditions after a virus isn't anything new, but we aren't ready at all for the number of people covid will disable
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60 Minutes
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As new COVID infection numbers keep rising, so do the numbers of ‘Long Haulers’ — COVID patients with persistent symptoms after the infection. Dr. Dayna McCarthy worries about the long-term impact on people’s lives, the economy, the healthcare system.
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I am once again getting my hopes up for Kim Reynolds to actually do something meaningful to help Iowans survive this pandemic. This will be a mistake on my part, but I'm going to be hopeful for a few hours
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Molly
3 years
“Neighbors helping neighbors” IS NOT AND CANNOT BE YOUR CITY DISASTER PLAN
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Molly
4 years
If you listened to Kim Reynolds' Condition of the State address tonight, you would have no idea that we're still in the middle of a pandemic and cases are rising again. You'd think that was over and done!
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Molly
3 years
We need to talk about the Pringles wall
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Molly
3 years
Road trip update: fuck Nebraska
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Molly
4 years
Our governor's car hit a Black Lives Matter protester with her in it, and for the most part, no one in her party seemed to care.
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Elise Hu
4 years
are we just gonna have charlottesville-like incidents on the reg now? It was so devastating when that radical white supremacist terrorism happened, at the time
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5 years
Julián Castro is generating a lot of laughs with his story of becoming HUD secretary. He had just gone through the Panda Express driveway when Obama called.
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Molly
1 year
There are few things more embarrassing than a middle aged man writing a multi paragraph Facebook status about how a 20 year old athlete hurt their feelings by doing innocuous 20 year old shit
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Molly
4 years
While this story is from Texas, it could easily have been in Iowa. I've seen so many people hold or attend extremely irresponsible weddings this year and it's broken my trust in them (our community??) completely
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Gone Fishin’
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lede of the day, possibly the year
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One of the best things I’ve done with my life was volunteer regularly at a soup kitchen and free veggie mart in Des Moines. Most of us are all just one disaster away from being unhoused. @ExileBrewingCo ’s owner says that means we wouldn’t deserve to eat. Don’t buy their beer.
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2 years
It’s been said over and over again but the moral panic over queer people and grooming is such an obvious sham because the Catholic Church is RIGHT THERE and these people don’t care at all
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Molly
4 years
What are the odds that Kim Reynolds' covid awareness campaign is just a video of Ashton Kutcher talking about how great Test Iowa is?
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Molly
5 years
The Iowa caucuses do more harm than good to our state. @BrandyLJensen let me write about it.
@outline
The Outline
5 years
"I loved the caucuses when I first moved to Iowa in 2012 for college. But now, after actively participating in politics here for the last five years, I would cheer their demise."
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Molly
8 years
I've been sexually harassed at jobs before. I'm damn competent. Maybe my harassers were the ones that didn't belong?
@MariaTCardona
Maria Cardona
8 years
A chip off the ole' degenerate: Trump Jr: Women who can't "handle" harassment "don’t belong in the workforce"
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Molly
4 years
@babadookspinoza Technically, it was the driver of the car she was in.
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Brianne Pfannenstiel
4 years
A vehicle transporting Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds struck a Black Lives Matter protester Tuesday as the protester was intentionally blocking the car's path. Story with @sgrubermiller
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Molly
3 years
Nothing like severe weather to remind me that I definitely do not know all 99 counties
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Molly
2 years
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Molly
2 years
Fun fact: it is illegal to say “The Mill” in Johnson County without immediately saying “rest in peace”
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Molly
4 years
@KevinOinSC @SamuelSaulsbury lol kids know what books are
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@notrealMolly
Molly
2 years
. @AndyBCampbell wrote this great piece about what happened in Cedar Rapids, and it makes me so sad and angry to know that this is a story that happens everywhere and will happen again, and again, and again
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Andy Campbell
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Hours after Roe, a truck driver rammed into a group of women protesting in Iowa. You’d be forgiven if you forgot about it— America is inundated with acts of political violence, at all civic events. New from me, a look at our dark future of demonstration
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3 years
I heard today was all about nature ~thirst traps~
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1 year
Hilarious to listen to the announcers try to figure out where all the Iowa dans’ shirts with funny sayings are from - that’s all @RAYGUNshirts , baby
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Molly
2 years
Also, re: Iowa Caucuses, Iowa didn’t become first in the nation because it was a swing state! That had literally nothing to do with it! That’s a myth we’ve all bought into and it DOES NOT MATTER
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2 years
Local business owners have a *huge* amount of power to influence local policy. That's why Amy Tursi of @ExileBrewingCo 's horrible rant against homeless people is so dangerous.
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Molly
3 years
If Sarcone and his office were willing to take this absolute sham of a trial so far, how do you think people without these resources have fared in their jurisdiction???
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Molly
4 years
bold of you all to assume you have no pre-existing conditions
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Molly
4 years
. @lyzl is right. Things aren't "going back to normal" in Iowa. Our state leg' has proposed: - banning background checks on guns - banning abortion - taking away funding from cities that reduce police budgets - reinstating the death penalty - and more!
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4 years
Cutting my own bangs ended way better than it normally does
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4 years
JUST GOT MY STIMULUS CHECK!!!!!!
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4 years
It's Sunday afternoon. My street still doesn't have power after Monday's derecho. Here's what my morning routine looks like now:
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2 years
A group of very sweet old ladies just said that our bar was more fun than HyVee, and I’ve never cherished a comment more
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Molly
4 years
TWO HUNDRED REFUGEE FAMILIES LOST THEIR HOMES IN THIS DERECHO.
@Clay_Masters
Clay Masters
4 years
Some two hundred refugee families in Cedar Rapids have transitioned into temporary housing and out of storm-ravaged apartments that had been deemed unlivable. An update from @hellokatepayne .
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Molly
2 years
Twitter dms from politicians asking for money has to be my least favorite campaign technique
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Molly
4 years
On my walk tonight, I met a woman who was calmly walking down the block holding a raccoon by the scruff of its neck, chastising it saying, "You can't keep going up on people's porches."
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I have 12 pockets and waterproof knees. In these, I am unstoppable.
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