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@notlinear1
notlinear
1 year
love someone more than i love myself, did my mba, twitter got me a freelancing gig, met a great mentor, landed a great remote job
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men used to go to war but now they fake work and call it a war room
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Deepinder Goyal
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Ready to get (India’s) party started 🤞
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if you get autism get feynman autism not anime autism
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11 months
mere retirement tak dheeraj rakh le bhai
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Sam Altman
11 months
we are so back
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@notlinear1
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8 months
> be gandhi > left hates you > right hates you > gets photo on note and leaves
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11 months
curly hair guys will be executed in my benevolent dictatorship
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Clown Generation
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@notlinear1
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3 years
@tszzl you are wrong
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@notlinear1
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4 years
@Jessicalessin @balajis @stephkorey @TaylorLorenz And what Taylor did wasn't a personal attack? Why is it the unwritten rule that "we journalists can cancel at will but don't you dare talk about us"
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9 months
just delhi things
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8 months
indians shouldn't be using "boomers" as a blanket term borrowed from US indian parents cherish spending quality time with their grandchildren, want greater involvement in their kids lives, and value stable relationships
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3 years
it's over for you postrats
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4 years
@acczibit I am from india and please tell what PhD do I need to take to understand this
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3 years
feynman solved the "are you rich" discourse too why are we putting up with anything else
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1 year
getting called "idhar aao" by a prostitute in Barcelona was not on my plan
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10 months
if your CTC is above 1 crore and still single please DM
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7 months
guy who posts about solitary adult life, deteriorating social bonds, and declining birth rates but is excited about the vision pro
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10 months
madarchod flipkart is telling me after 3 months they didn't shortlist
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4 years
@pmddomingos @AnimaAnandkumar don't back down, this incident should become a Schelling point for people who can't raise their voice in organised workspaces
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@notlinear1
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9 months
people have mainstream cultural opinions until anyone of these 3 happens: 1) death of a closed one 2) getting fucked over in a relationship 3) money struggles
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9 months
if your boyfriend doesn't know about Q* he is a green flag marry him
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@notlinear1
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3 years
competitive exams are unironically fucking good it's the last chance for the majority who can't signal aesthetics, class, "values", polished woke vocabulary
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@notlinear1
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9 months
still blows my mind that mausambi comes from mozambique
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@notlinear1
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7 months
mera code fata nahi hai main to best deployment practices ke liye awareness create kar raha hun
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@notlinear1
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1 year
am i the only one who likes both pandas and SQL
@pandas_dev
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1 year
We are open source, make it better. ;)
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10 months
women in the old days only flirted with guys having 5 years of hessian experience now they are getting raw dogged by guys with 1 month of jacobian experience
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@notlinear1
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11 months
no please if there is one thing that humans are tremendously good at gaming it is “personality” or “character”
@JustAnkurBagchi
Ankur Bagchi
11 months
Admissions to IITs should not be based on marks. JEE marks should be a cutoff threshold, not the sole criterion. IIT should look at a person's history, achievements and character as part of its admission process.
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iit bros will talk about peak urbanism but then get all touchy about unused land within IIT campuses
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@notlinear1
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3 years
it's not a blackpill, those who know know
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@jmrphy
Justin Murphy
3 years
The Productivity Blackpill: Productivity cannot be improved by any framework, course, coaching, or technology because the capacity to execute such interventions is conditional on traits that determine productivity.
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my cousin will buy bmw but will not give me my 3 lakhs lol
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8 months
at 18, i moved out of my parents house i rented a 0.2 BHK and survived on shit food for 2 years now i am 27 sexting e girls i made it in the era of low fertility rates a thread🧵
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Sejal Sud
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At 22, I moved out of my parents house. I am renting a 1 BHK in Mumbai. A thread 🧵
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@notlinear1
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4 years
@McCreadieWill @naval the less you want "happiness" the more happy you are
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10 months
had a conversation with an italian startup CTO "indians are smart, part of our ML team is in india" italy bharat dosti has just begun guys
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9 months
girl watching anime is a red flag
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10 months
everyone after a decade in tech wants to build something that solves recruiting know 2 people in my circle already lol
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learn python "python is a fake language" learn js "js is a tasteless language" learn C++ "this is not prod C++" agar hum karein to karein kya bolein to bolein kya
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unpopular opinion: touch boobs is better than touch grass
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the masculine urge to bridge landmass separated by blue
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1 year
Hot Take but need a Surat Bhavnagar sea-link next (32km)
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i am become chrome, destroyer of ram
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hindi commentary on national radio is beautiful "यह अब सेमीफाइनल नहीं अब शमी-फाइनल हो चुका है"
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10 months
धीरे धीरे यह समझ आ रहा है less money but knowing your loved ones are near you >>>> more money less money but knowing you have fullfiled your duties >>>> more money
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Wisdom
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"You are rich if and only if money you refuse tastes better than money you accept." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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3 years
@lalaAlicelala you can take solace in this
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9 months
have avoided applying because it needs workday
@BohnJai
John Bai
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who the FUCK designed workday i just wanna talk
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born too late for experiencing East India Company hell born at the right time for the East India Companification of the internet
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2 years
my job title is "data scientist" but i truly believe statistics is fake
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10 months
unpopular opinion: kaju katli is good actually
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UP is the usa of india, it has no culture of its own
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BPD (Bengali-Pussy Personality Disorder)
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10 months
chat with women, astrology and betting apps are the only profitable startups in india, have huge margins my friend told me how a startup hired women to talk to men for 30 minutes and they start netting in money from day 1
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Rakesh
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pseudoscience is a money printer
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I've never faced any discrimination in bangalore just saying most online discourse as it is with other things is unnecessarily extreme
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faang folks cannot dunk on sarkari jobs
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if she makes above 50 lpa and uses an android, wife her up
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reading dostoyevsky is for software engineer philomaths not e girls larping mental health
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3 years
@chaosprime this is what the closest one can get
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@alth0u @alexeyguzey yeah I used to look at those projects and was like "algebraic geometry cancer detection something something wow I must be slow" then realised the whole game lol
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please don't tweet like this i have a feeling that it correlates with bad mental states
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9 months
sabko apna take intellectual lagta hai dusra ka take pick me behaviour lagta hai
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8 months
we all need that someone who brings that "sabko bol-laa hu mai” energy to our life
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Abhishek Agarwal (e/acc)
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This is the best comparison of Perplexity vs Google I've ever come across. Had a big laugh. 🤣 You gotta see this @AravSrinivas ! cc @protosphinx
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coding would be less tiresome if you could directly access the place where The Thing is happening instead you need to swallow a lot of definitions and buzzwords before you see The Thing
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3 years
@lalaAlicelala not the "I did 7 countries in 15 days" type tho
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@notlinear1
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10 months
6 bajte hi dating discourse chalu karne ki purani adat hai mujhe
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11 months
i often think about this feynman anecdote
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indian software engineer bf italian far right politician gf
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balaji getting ready for ultimate decentralisation banger round
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indians have generational wealth in lambi lambi phenkna
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gobhi maxxing
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guys will make 80 LPA and be afraid of leetcode prep
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feel so stupid rn just learnt that paul graham named y combinator after the functional programming concept that generalises recursive functions
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3 years
hmmm, this about that lambda school guy
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2 years
buddhism and hinduism have far more in common than people here can appreciate the divide never was hinduism vs buddhism it always is non dual hindu/jain/buddhism/vedic/indic philosophy vs european mind and body separation
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told my college friend i'm coming to europe says "bhai India se adrak kootne vala le ana chai banane mein problem hoti" lmfao
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ek aisa guru shishya samvaad toh main bhi deserve karta hun yaar
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Sat and answered questions for a while.
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@nntaleb they have already made the worst take
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amongst the daily chatter of multimodal AI, this is what it feels like when you deploy a gradient boosting model now
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one day the dharmic shitposters will rise and the world will never be the same again
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can’t believe that at one point we used to pay roaming charges for inter state use lol
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only dua lipa can make techies fall for fake news
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funniest thing I learnt about european tech culture: in booking dot com you have to apply for a promotion and many folks choose to not apply to chill at their current level
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i've been talking to this girl for more than two weeks, and to my delight, she hasn't pulled the "I'm not easy to be with" card used to think that it was a given haha
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guys who put money in mutual funds, which funds don't want do research, just want something that is safe and does good over long term
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can do advanced physics to python ml pipeline
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lock up ranbir, anushka, ranvir and deepika in one room for an orgy so that mental health twitter can finally move on
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@bastard_brian but the feeling of satisfaction after quitting a bad manager is unparalleled lol
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@notlinear1
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2 years
what blackpilled me was the cheering of this on twitter ingroups rooting for professional therapy as default has "show me the source for that" energy
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Abraham Ash
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It's tragic that so many people have outsourced the function of close friends to professional therapists.
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my college friend with white gf still can't stop complaining about indian women on tinder bumble
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on twitter: stem people need to take at least 2 years worth of humanities courses and analyse society by reading my list of 20 books so that they can have any shot at dating politically aware women real life meanwhile:
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government jobs are good actually don't have to worry about pivoting your resume for the next hype cycle
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you don't have money because you don't have rizz
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thank you 9-5 job for fixing my sleep schedule ❤️
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3 years
discovered gem
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difference between wall street bros and nerds in tech
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roon
3 years
lots of people who lead extremely interesting lives can’t tell stories about it at all others lead incredibly prosaic lives and yet tell amazing stories about it this is called Narrator Syndrome
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just learnt that argentina is the 8th largest country redpilled lol
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stopped taking my phone to the bathroom i just look at the wall 100% recommend
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had my most unforgettable experience in Switzerland my dorm mate told me he was going to die soon and wanted to visit as many places as possible also he was an orphan
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I remember arguing with my mom when she used to say “paisa kamaoge par kharch kispe karoge”
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Many such cases
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indians don't consider exposing baniyan in public cringe, true marker of a rising power
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people in NCR cannot process distances expressed in kilometres, they need to know time taken
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@notlinear1
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3 years
leetcode is good actually we know people would mass hire their ingroup otherwise
@orthonormalist
☉rthonormalist🧭✡️
3 years
You complain about tech interviews but imagine they instead made you center a button without some insane monolithic that did it for you
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