Breaking news: Liberty and the Virginia Academy for the Deaf and Blind have reached a football scheduling agreement
2024: @ Liberty
2025: @ Liberty
2026: (Neutral site)
2027: @ VAFTDAB
2028 @ Liberty
Another grueling opponent for the Cupcake Merchants.
@On3sports
@TiptonEdits
Since entering the transfer portal, KD Johnson has heard from:
Walmart
McDonald’s
Arby’s
Chic-Fil-A
Shanghai Sharks
Wendy’s
Guandong Tigers
Best Buy
Applebees
One of the most sought after transfers! 🔥🔥🔥
@LibertyFootball
@LibertyFlames
As a lifelong Limberty fan, I demand we schedule a real team during the season. We got embarrassed by Oregon because they were 1,000x harder than anyone we played all season.
I will not be renewing my season tickets for next year until we play someone.
@smufootball24
@brettyormark
With the additions of AAC bottom feeder SMU and perineal doormats Stanford and Cal, the ACC is weaker than ever. Will a collapse come in the next few days? 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@On3sports
@dctf
I know the guy that made us sit through the worst national championship in CFB history isn’t talking about teams that are “not playing the same sport”
@AndrewMarchand
Yay! 8-24 Missouri will get postseason action next year! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Don’t forget about 7-25 Minnesota too! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
And who could be better suited to play postseason ball than 1-31 DePaul 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
AAC conference championships in MBB
Mumpiss—1
UAB—1
Years in league
Mumpiss—11
UAB—1
Twitter loudmouths
Mumpiss—47 (100% of fans)
UAB—4 (0.003% of fans)
We reached full WARNING status tonight. Mumpiss State fans are on Twitter spaces talking about gathering buyout money. Water bottles have been thrown. NIT plans have been made.
@ChrisVannini
“Most successful year” lol they lost 6 more teams (in addition to the 3 they lost previously) and only made a NY6 bowl because Liberty is a cupcake merchant lol 😂
@TheDeacMachine
@suniwnl
@BoothBlackburn
@ChrisVannini
Buddy, your stadium seats 31,500. You are a “G5.” The only thing keeping the ACC from kicking you out is the fact that they know you don’t have anywhere to go. That and the fact that you have existing relationships in the conference. Wake Forest is a perfect example of cronyism.
Mumpiss State Munchkin fans hate the AAC, and they won’t stop telling you about it until everyone knows!
But everyone knows that the real solution is
#MumpissToTheSWAC
Just drove past Memphis… stopped to get gas. Asked several people there to list their favorite sports teams. The results:
Tennessee Vols
Memphis Grizzlies
Vandy
Tennessee Titans
Nashville Predators
MTSU
No one mentioned the Mumpiss Munchkins. One person asked me “who?”
@willgtg901
I just smashed my TV. I saw your tweet earlier about FAU getting humiliated and told my son Greg that they were frauds. Now I find out they won? All while your own team, Memphis was struggling with the JUCO Vandy Violins. You made me lie to my son! Apologize to my son Gregory!
@On3sports
Gassing up a wanna-be making a donation to an NIL collective? What are we doing here?
If he had donated the money to charity or something, then report this. But who the fuck cares about a Group of 7 team like West Virginia?
@madeformarch
New Alabama PG Aden Holloway went 2-10 for 8 points against App State 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Can’t forget his Auburn legacy game vs Yale:
Alabama is in GREAT hands! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
@RossDellenger
Just like the NCAA to ignore the problems and put together a phony solution that doesn’t do anything but further the divide.
“Oh but it’ll be good to have a 3rd division!”
Is that what you told the FCS when you forced them out in 1978? Yeah that worked out real well for FCS.
@CampusSpirit4
@RJ_Young
Can you bandwagon on another college team? Are you an LSU or Florida baseball fan?
You can just pack up and leave your fanbase whenever your team sucks. Other people like me actually believe in loyalty & not just buying a T-shirt and changing Twitter to become “a fan” 😂😂😂😂😂
@realbeaverswag
@MountainWest
The only difference between UAB and Oregon State is Oregon State has a big brother who let little bro in the PAC 12 just to be an annual doormat.
@SSN_Flames
@POTUS
Please educate yourself.
1. It’s a worldwide holiday
2. It was started in 2009
3. It’s on March 31st every year
4. Easter moves around all the time & just happened to coincidentally fall on this day.
THE MIDDEST CONFERENCE IN AMERICA TRACKER:
San Diego State Sandwiches
New Mexico Nannies
Colorado State Carrots
Utah State Underwear
Nevada Neanderthals ❌
Boise State Biscuits ❌
@Memphis_MBB
As a lifetime Mumpiss State Munchkin fan, I think this is great! Please give Penny Fraudaway a lifetime extension! The boys clearly love playing for him & that is more important than anything else!
When playing zone, UAB’s defense doesn’t shift fast enough. Also, we overcommit and leave massive holes in other parts of the zone.
When playing man, UAB can’t stay in front. We’re not moving fast enough.
In both man and zone, we’re undisciplined.
@willgtg901
Will, it has come to my attention that we never got a second late night AAC update last night. Please tell me how the Mumpiss State Munchkins did! Surely they won, right? Also did the Scarecrows finish the upset over the Flamingoes?
Please confirm, thanks.
@willgtg901
Dusty May would have a better record at Mumpiss State than Penny “Water Bottle Thrower” Softaway would have at FAU.
Dusty May builds his team off of hard work, Softaway builds his team off buying them, which is something you can’t do as well at FAU.
@RockhorsesI
@willgtg901
I keep my son Gregory informed. He loves college basketball.
Because of Will’s tweet, I lied to him. He owes me and Greg an apology!