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The same people who shout, "What people do in the privacy of their bedrooms isn't your business" and advocate for sex workers, then say, "Trump is a terrible person," because they believe he fucked a pornstar.
The same people who say, "We need universal background checks for
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@SomaKazima
"Men are evil!"
You intentionally post your best, and then when you get called out, you sit in your car on tiktok and craft a narrative that absolves you of any wrongdoing AND accuses all men of being evil.
What you meant to say is that (some) men are honest and you are not.
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@FightMate
Says, "we're not wrestling"
Then immediately takes his own opponent to the ground.
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@grindfacetv
Damn. Those cops heard the bystanders say he dindu nuffin and they STILL arrested him. Crazy.
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@Tomhennessey69
White hand tries to use tongs, and black guy uses hands to grab everything out of the tongs. The proper response to this is battery.
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@brutalfightz
It's a sad commentary on youth in 2024 that 'you've been with the same girl for years,' is a BAD thing.
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@InternetH0F
I'd say he cheated at the end by intentionally obstructing the movement of the other runner.
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@danielholkss
I don't know what's funnier, the story, or the smoke detector chirping during the dude's reaction. I'm lying. The smoke detector is funnier.
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Sunny Hosten is an insufferable, racist puppet who portrays a woman who knows things and is well read, but really, she's just reading a note card written by someone else while bragging and name dropping.
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@toobaffled
I'm not vaxxed and my relatives don't talk to me anymore because of this. I think I'll skip sending them this.
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@DaRumbling
Maybe the prevalence of food borne illness is correlated with the prevalence of open defacation.
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Tiffany Heynard wants to be judged by the color of her skin rather than the content of her character.
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@DonnaPrissyrn1
There's a chemical you can soak it in for 24 hours and it will turn into straight cocaine.
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@ElijahSchaffer
Why does she sound just like Dave Chapelle when she says, "and they Kilt 'im!"
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@hartgoat
It's like when someone says "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you," before they hurt you more than they hurt themselves.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
The dog could tell he'd just robbed someone 5 minutes earlier. Their training is phenomenal!
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@kajkaprice
@iSeeRacist
I've been looking everywhere and finally I've found you: the spokesperson for all black people.
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@Mrgunsngear
Black people seem much more upset about cops shooting a dead body than a living body. Just saying.
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@ClownWorld_
This is obviously a man with a masculine voice, and despite all his efforts to feminize his voice, nothing works, so he settles for a barely audible mumble that he hopes will fool unsuspecting men.
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@AnimalMan7
@FearedBuck
Minutes later he went to get a pack of smokes and the kid never saw him again.
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@Mrgunsngear
"Fuck you lookin at?"
"Fuck is YOU lookin at?"
"Fuck is you talkin to?"
"Fuck is YOU talkin to?"
*pewpewpew
*pewpewpew
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@unlimited_ls
"Mommy, will you please check to see if the masturbating hammer guy is under my bed?"
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@hartgoat
I don't think he paid the barber, and he DEFINITELY didn't tip. Also that poor kid was obviously embarrassed af to have that thing as a dad.
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@lporiginalg
Hear me out...you can't afford to bury your loved one, so you reach out to some company to see if they'll sponcer your relative, in death. Oh they'll do it.
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@MuhSociofactor
I feel like maybe they should have told him what a tourniquet was. Didn't seem like he'd ever heard that word.
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@FightMate
You see what had happened was, they were in the parking lot of the zoo near the ape habitat and their garbage culture brawl disturbed the chimps.
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@Alphafox78
Before is 10 times better. She's been lied to by disingenuous girlfriends who assure her, "girl, of course you look better. You made the right decision."
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@RevRayCistman
Her feelings are so hurt, but it doesn't even seem like she considered the feelings of the baby for a second. Her dead momma and her dead daddy will be pretty disappointed when they learn that she forgot to send out the invitations.
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Tiffany Heynard wants to be judged by the color of her skin rather than the content of her character.
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@hartgoat
I agree. Doing what he did with an audience would get him fired, too, if it got back to his superior.
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