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@Milk4EverToast
me when my microorganism landlord be charging too much for the other microorganisms living there
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misogyny because of your own mother being paid to abandon you is the craziest story ngl
in the early 2000s, winx club had an interactive website. the website revealed that riven's mother abandoned him for money, and as a result, he can't trust women . it was never mentioned in the show.
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@anonstuck
thye changed it to give jane racial ambiguity (and yet dirk is still canonically white because it's never been retconned now??)
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fun police over here
there are so so few of these out there that actually like get what makes this funny and do the punchline right
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is this fucking 3lamestudio
"I want The Rambley Review"
"We have The Rambley Review at home"
The Rambley Review at home:
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@weyounsix
// they also photoshopped max's head to make him more like a smug motherfucker. they're trying to make him look evil
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@realfurryfucker
@CookiMous
nonono the point was to lose the pedophilic followers not interaction bait
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@habitovin
can you do the one where he puts you in a foxy suit and makes you dance on the pole
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@jaynoir__
the different timelines tho... there can be a john who does not discover the Trans thoughts and the john who does... i mean there are the Gosts of doomed timelines but idk if they all died to lord english
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@PurpleCorporat
@n64disks
your name is purple *corporation* i think it's pretty obvious why you'd care about monetization oink oink ass motherfucker
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@zombieequius
vriska. i hate vriska. she was obviously overutilized and played favorite by hussie
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@roscpxtals1
@PARAPPA_LUVER2
@anonstuck
when was it retconned quietly tho? is there any conformation because that's what the page currently says rn
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@nescartridges
i blame 4chan + the "normal people" getting into "weird kid stuff" when covid hit
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#homestucksagainstpaywalls
i'm on enough minimum wage as is i can't afford to pay shit to you. make it free you ficks
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happy meals are gone and so are the toys. as the new ceo of mcdonalds.
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@anonstuck
no, because nepeta and gamzee are not related to eachother, and nepeta provided 50% of meulin's dna and gamzee provided 50% of kurloz's dna. 1/2
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@squirrel
@KitKat1294
@RubenSimExpose
all he do is take credit for other people doing what he claims to do
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when do they start getting hacked and posting gory videos and traumatizing people so parents will finally stop doing the ipad method.
They probably copied this plot from some children's cartoon like Gumball.
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no wonder giantmilkdud made him a character in toytalerp/tattletail... they both groomers
for everyone wondering WHY this is happening, griffinilla attempted to date and get explicit content out of a 17 year old while he was 26
the reason why there’s no evidence is because this was all discussed in the (now altered) official fandroid server
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why are all of you dying or going through breakups. pull all of your shit together
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me trying to convince the 5n
@fbooru
artists from 10 years in the past to try and not be freaky and draw mangle with her tits out or some bullshit
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@SinnohzRebooted
don't do it, he's a "bacon hair" so he probably hate some kind of minority other than furries
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@zalgohellium
so wait, why am i even giving you vessels. it's not like tails is decomposing or anything
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@Suprmonkeyplush
that's an animated gif retard why don't you get your brain checked for a lobotomy you don't remember since you don't remember what the difference between a animated and still photo is either
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dawg parents be yellin at chica have you SEEN foxy with dat lipstick my god
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@roxylalonder
*walks in with waiter costume and suspiciously big covered up plate* oh you won't like this
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no actually it's rubyquest
homestuck is the first form of brainrot the internet had ever seen
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GOD! DO NOT LET THIS ACT PASS AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOURS!!!!!!!!
It’s official: the Kids Online Safety Act is getting a vote on the Senate Floor. Below is
@MarshaBlackburn
& my full statement on this exciting news.
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you and your brother should be euthanized
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@zalgohellium
ok mr. zalgo i present to you with another vessel
this one is also a fox so i think maybe you'll like this one more idk
tell me if you rate this vessel 4.5 star thabk you bye
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legally this isn't the man vs bear argument because that is a fucking rat you numbskulls
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doctor freeeeeeeemaaaaaaan
i just remembered my old william afton design ...... 💀
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