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@noah_p42
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1 year
@MySportsUpdate It’s called “the bills cried” rule. Same way they secured the 2 seed this year instead of the Bengals
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@noah_p42
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@PFF We have the answer. Ja’Marr cooked that boy all game
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@theechrisdavis @AdamSchefter He handled both situations correctly
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@Hinds_ight @Billyhottakes Ja’Marr chase would be in the end zone doing the griddy with the ball in his hand
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@noah_p42
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3 years
Javier Baez’s teams 2-5 this week with him. Got traded just so he could lose another series vs Cincinnati. Makes him 2-8 vs Cincinnati in a months time span 😂😂
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Javy Baez went from the Cubs to the Mets just to get slapped by the Reds again 😂 #LoveToSeeIt
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@noah_p42
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@ThunderGodC @DavidMulugheta @Realrclark25 @TimTebow I grew up as far from privileged as possible and Tim Tebow is still 100% right. You know how easy it is to skip college and get a job? If you need money, do that. If you want an education, go to college. They’re blessed with scholarships I could only dream of and still conplain.
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@noah_p42
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@JoncGriffith @OldTakesExposed That wasn’t what he said tho. The tweet reads they should’ve taken OL at 5, not Chase. They’re not in the super bowl if they do that. Also not in the super bowl if they don’t take the kicker in the 5th round
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@noah_p42
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@snyjets @BartScott57 @SteveGelbs @willcolon66 @ConnorJRogers @ESPNPR you need to fire Bart Scott. This man has taken things too far with the Damar Hamlin/Tee Higgins hit.
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@Tweetin_E10 @BengalsBatman Clearly you don’t watch Gronk, or only watch bits and pieces 😂
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@noah_p42
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1 year
@PFF Andy Dalton had -6th highest Yards/Attempt -9th highest Passer Rating -10th highest completion % -10th highest AY/A -7th highest PFF grade But Slant Boy wants to act like they upgraded 💀
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@JokerWRLD @MySportsUpdate Broncos Rams playoff implications lmaooooooooooooooo
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@DeanScorpion_ College basketball is the only sport where the college version is way better than the professional sport. The NBA has been a joke for a while now. It’s sad, really. And I’m speaking purely from a basketball standpoint
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@loganboyce826 @PFF Thanks for proving Richard's point. Also-Simmons was trying to hurt Burrow all game and kept at it after the whistle on numerous plays. Hope he enjoys the couch>
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@Ben_Baby Buddy tryna get rid of his OL 💀 he wants new guys
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@Durantsburner35 @AdamSchefter He only retaliates, he doesn’t instigate. But once shit starts, he handles it. Much respect to Howard
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Imagine 3 weeks ago saying Albert Pujols will have a walk off on Halloween
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@psk030405 @PFF It’s never been a debate. Burrow has always been better, just because he got hurt his rookie year doesn’t mean anything. People like you who tried to say Herbert was better-WERE and ARE clowns who don’t watch the games, only watch the highlight reels
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@noah_p42
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@HardensEra @PFF He burned Surtain all game. Burrow just didn't throw it. Gameplan was to attack middle of field with Boyd. And it worked. Did you enjoy the loss and not making the playoffs?
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@MitchRPrentice @PFF You must be a box score watcher. Fields was great in fantasy, great running the ball. He STILL struggled with his reads and accuracy. So no, not flawed. Idk his game grade but I don’t see how it could be above 75-79ish
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@noah_p42
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1 year
@Ben_Baby Can you tell him the millions of non-ravens fans disagree, as well as Cincy players
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@sp73688191 @JomboyMedia I won’t even blame the rule. It’s a good rule. It’s so batters don’t see white and think it’s the ball. It’s a fine rule, nothing wrong with it
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@randycharb @pumba_man @PFF_Bet He was doing a $25 free bet, I doubt he has $500k laying around lol
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@J__Rich @PFF @Bengals He threw one punch after being spat on & called the N word. Still not fair what happened to him. If you spit on someone (literally assault) you shouldnt be faulted for retaliating and punching them. Glad Joe never let it effect him & has blossomed into a star on and off the field
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@noah_p42
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5 years
@Reds Schwarber a puss
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@AriSwerdlow15 @TalkinBaseball_ Doesn’t matter. Go to AAA if you can’t control your pitches up and in. Every MLB player will tell you that.
@noah_p42
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2 years
@TalkinBaseball_ Don’t pitch in or up if you can’t control it. This is the pros. Keep that shit down. Don’t matter if it’s an accident or a changeup.
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@scoopwalsh Which is weird because Jim actually maximized time saved. If he had called them when the announcers insinuated, UM would’ve gotten ball with 30 seconds or less left
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@noah_p42
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@muttly69 @Real10jayy__ Mf that’s Dwight Schrute
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@TeufelTitan09 @CamInman There’s many bones in your foot. Some are 3-4 weeks. Some are months. So it definitely does matter. Broken foots vary a lot.
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@SzOnTheMagic @YourBuddyTony @PFF Who won the matchup that was asked about?
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@CincyBoyEddie @MatthewT_82 @ProFootballTalk Florio is right in this case. Post game handshake with Taylor says it all. Who cares about his answer to the media, that means nothing
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@noah_p42
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@MaryKayCabot The same front office that gave Watson that contract and gave away all those picks 💀 feel bad for whoever would hire her
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@jacobherbstman @The_Time_Lord @TomPelissero You’re dumb. Whistle was blown just before Boyd caught it. No Raider was in area of Boyd before whistle was blown
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@MatthiasMartn @PFF @Vikings long term you DEFINITELY take Ja'Marr Chase over anyone
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@UnderscoreMain @PFF “Why isn’t Kirk Cousins an MVP candidate” “Well he lined up behind the right guard once”
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@SneedLocks @PFF Not if you watched the game. That was a top 5 game of the season for a QB. Dumb comment
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@notwafys @Bengals U a mf bears fan 😂😂
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@noah_p42
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@MindUnguent @nytimes Number 3 is why I never have and never will wear a mask :)
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@noah_p42
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@JomboyMedia Wasn’t even a bad call 💀
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@phraunkk8 @bengalsheadline Man coverage is literally what separates CBs from safeties but go off 😂 just say u a causal and move on
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@aubs5822 @bengalsheadline 1. Could make that for any DB 2. How much of that was in a Bengals uniform? 3. Can’t talk shit since he owns Baltimore
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@Z410S @ESPNNFL @danorlovsky7 He's way better than lamar. And yea, one year doesnt prove shit so Lamar enthusiasts need to quit holding on to 2019 because he's been horribly mediocre ever since. herbert is also better than Lamar
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@HollywoodJetEra @MySportsUpdate A mid offensive line makes the Bengals perennial super bowl contenders though 😂 won the AFC with a bottom 4 offensive line
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2 years
@EasyE_vs_TheDOC @PFF Dude this list also has Daniel Sorensen, Carlin Ferrell and Jerry Tillery 🤦‍♂️ you’re missing the point. Not everyone gets a superstar
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@noah_p42
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@PolomanSoose @PFF @superdraftdfs You gon pretend he didn’t ball out this year? Just cuz you don’t like him don’t mean nun. He gave up 19 yards in the super bowl, Ramsey gave up 160. Apple balled all year
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@torontogojaysg0 @AdamSchefter @UMichFootball Well yeah he has no ties to Michigan. Makes no sense. Should’ve asked Chad Henne
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2 years
@JomboyMedia Bravo to the ump for once. Sick of batters asking for time that late. It shouldn’t be granted that late, and there’s no rule that says it has to be granted. Good on the ump. Rare W. Who is the home plate ump here?
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@noah_p42
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@AroundTheNFL He plays more Games with the Bengals than any other team and was drafted by the Bengals but let’s call him the patriots and Texans
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@OKSTProbs @BroylesAward @UMich @Coach_Gattis @UMichFootball @michigannews @espn @CBSSports @FOXSports @NBCSports Michigan’s starting offensive players recruiting ranking by 247 sports. McNamara 268th Haskins 975th Johnson 175th Sainristil 595th All 346th Schoonmaker 796th Hayes 345th Keegan 176th Vastardis 2,937th Stueber 365th Zinter 265th
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@noah_p42
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@jjettasroutes @PFF_College Home team chooses the uniform, it’s MSU’s fault lol
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@rivercool145 @PFF Weep while they sweep your steelers on their way to a playoff berth. Have fun in the cellar
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@msschneid @AdamSchefter You cannot be serious 🤦‍♂️ You can eliminate Flores, Bowles, Frazier, Graham, Caldwell and Morris-they’re defensive guys and Jax needs a HC who can develop Lawrence. Eliminate Bienemy bc his resume pre-KC sucks. That leaves Leftwich and Pederson, and Leftwich pulled out.
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@FauxJeaux Ja’Marr Chase holding penalties this year: 0
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@noah_p42
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Umpire blows a 3rd called strikeout and ejects Suarez for saying something. Didn’t even make a scene. Fix your umps @MLB the @MLBUA is a joke @CincyProblems @EvilJoeyVotto
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@noah_p42
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@Ben_Baby All goes back to Zac Taylor
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@StarksTrue @Jorgotron_2089 @comradesulli @iNeedTenDollars @avacadodon @ochocinco Your kids do not need nice things. There’s a difference between “needs” and “wants” I’m sure she has great shoes already. If she wants more$300 shoes she should get them herself. Your parents are supposed to give you what you need to succeed, not coddle you-that’s raises failures
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@drewdavison @Ben_Baby What the hell… an all time legendary coach for TCU. I thought he’d retire there.
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@watuhrr @PFF Kyler Murray had the lowest yards per attempt in the league lmao, are you trying to say he isn’t a major reason why they couldn’t win this year?
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@Ben_Baby Dirty birds supported by their coach… gross but expected
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2 years
@TheMeghanHall @danorlovsky7 *stares back in Eric Fisher* *stares again in Jake Long* *once again stares back in technically Eli manning bc that’s who the chargers drafted 1st overall in 2004 and also made playoffs in 2004*
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@PFF Jags have a better future than the Jets. He’s just salty
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@noah_p42
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3 years
@TheCousinSal I have State Farm and I’m glad I don’t have to switch companies now. I would have had they made a big deal out of this
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@CincyProblems Why didn’t Burrow get any of his THREE roughing calls?
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@_pino24 @TalkinBaseball_ Not the first time he’s done it either. He’s done it multiple times. Dude is by far the most overrated player in MLB. He’s also 3rd in errors
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@CP_Berlin @BillNye @LastWeekTonight Bill Nye is the biggest fraud on this planet. How people think he’s a real scientist is beyond me.
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@JoeGoodberry Same uniforms, same roster, same coaches. Definitely a relevant clip to post
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3 years
@trjones1994 @JomboyMedia You watched that video and came away with that? Machado has been a clown for a large part of his career but he was 100% in the right on what he said to tatis
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@4lkluvyesh @BFinn86 @CalvinRidley1 That’s exactly what a first round WR should do when compared to an undrafted one. Being undrafted and playing for 11 years is far more impressive than anything Ridley has done
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@PFF_Fantasy @Bengals Underrated as hell. WR1 on some teams. WR2 on the rest. But WR3 on the Bengals Bc they’re stacked and it skews his numbers down. But we saw how he produced as a WR1 and WR2 in previous years 🔥
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@nightengalejr It’s funny Bc the benches don’t clear if not for Baez.
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@JoeyBClub @FauxJeaux Nah cuz his dad and wife wanna be disrespectful. Joe’s family ain’t been like that, so nah. No respect for Mahomes
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@SeanCD30 @Plazuhbtw @MySportsUpdate Only reason he’s not on Herbert’s level is because he’s a level ABOVE Herbert
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@noah_p42
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5 years
@Buster_ESPN Reds World Series confirmed
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1 year
@JoeGoodberry Not great
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@MySportsUpdate Rooney Rule makes the sham interviews happen. No reason a team shouldn’t be allowed to promote a current employee before interviewing outside candidates
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@noah_p42
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2 years
@brianmctaggart & Shohei Ohtani was top 5 unanimously… oh wait, he was actually only on 29/30 ballots. Wonder if the 1 ballot he was off just doesn’t understand pitching or if he has a personal vendetta or bias
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@noah_p42
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@ATLSportStan @PFF He didn’t even come close to that in 2 games combined against Eli Apple last year, and that was with Mahomes at QB
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@megataros @MySportsUpdate Sure, blame the man for something the woman did… typical woman response
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@PFF Meanwhile number 44 @OHthats_nate is now a nobody lmao
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JB: That’s not a strike, come on JS: Are the shadows you’re talking about, affecting the umpiring? JB: I don’t think so, when you’re bad, you’re bad 😂😂😂😂 yep. @CincyProblems @EvilJoeyVotto
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@Jake_Trotter @Ben_Baby Traditionally being a Browns state? Since fucking when 😂😂 I was born and the 90’s and have never seen browns fans other than in Cleveland, Youngstown, Akron etc. even Toledo is mostly Lions fans
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@noah_p42
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@NFL_Memes This one is even better
@BlakeJewellNFL
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Chase Claypool with the game on the line: celebrates a first down and runs clock. Tyler Boyd, injured, with the game on the line:
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@SteeIerNation Ryan Shazier was a dirty player who injured himself leading with his helmet. I’ll never understand the sympathy that man got.
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@CincyProblems I love DJ Reader but CJ Mosley made it over Germaine Pratt… cmon
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@noah_p42
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3 years
Why is Edgar Garcia on the major league team 😂 brings his ERA to 16.62. Given up 10 hits in 4.1 Innings @CincyProblems
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@noah_p42
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@JoeSchoenMVP @PFF 😂😂😂😂 reigning AFC champs who only improved and didn’t lose anyone THIRD in the division😂😂troll better
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@noah_p42
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@Hereisafriend @cavsfan_421 @RapSheet Rulebook clearly states that rule doesn’t apply when QB is out of pocket so get your facts straight before spewing nonsense
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@ctrent Start throwing at the fuckers if MLB gonna be like this
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@belly52d @heathcummingssr 2019 would crush 1972 under any rules ever and it’s not even close
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@Schultz_Report @theScore Chiefs and Domestic Violence… name a better duo. Omenihuc Kareem Hunt, Frank Clark, Tyreek Hill, Jovan Belcher, etc
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@noah_p42
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@theechrisdavis Many called for Myles Garrett to be arrested. Mason Rudolph declined to press charges. Also, Jim Harbaugh can’t demand charges. They’re has to be probable cause for a crime committed. Maybe don’t commit an assault on camera and you won’t have to worry about charges
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@sbell021 MSU fans big mad 😂 Michigan was clearly the better team when they played, and MSU only prevailed due to poor officiating
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@hescrafty18 @AdamKing10TV I’ll never forget his last game against Michigan. What a way to end his career.
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@PFF They’re 3rd. Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins are clearly #1 . Jefferson and Thielen are 2 but Tyreek and Waddle are close behind
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@eric_hoops @itsAntWright Use me as a ratio button
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@SueLou25 @Chris_Roling Nope. Alternate uniforms are not allowed. They can pick their home or their away but can’t pick their alternate
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