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sci-fi/fantasy fan | film | animanga | comics | co-host of @StarForgePod | alt - @noachnotlive | wannabe media critic and writer

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Dave Filoni ruined Star Wars’ continuity. Let’s talk about it! Video below‼️
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do you ppl even read the comics?
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Gunn only knows how to tell jokes, guys
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@DeathThe_Reaper
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@SkyTheSpaceGirI I mean Gunn isn't exactly a great director or writer, he has 1 mode which is "humour" but in order to be humour it actually has to be funny
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CG is not AI. Don't be this guy.
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One of these shows has what is arguably the greatest third season in all of television, standing among the likes of Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and other incredible works of art in the television medium. The other is Daredevil.
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You can only keep one
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Star Wars is actually BETTER when it's woke. And I mean the TRUE definition of woke. When it actually has something meaningful to say!
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@Ky1eKatarn
🎃 Skull Katarn 🎃
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Star Wars is actually great when you don't have idiots in your ear telling you it's woke
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6 months
Besides these two, what are the best and most iconic alt costumes in superhero comics?
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RATIO
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@RevClownn People who like this guy are the same people who like Superman. Wack AF tbh.
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"I" is a pronoun btw
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@CaptainRex066 @noachlive Funny how you put pronouns in your Twitter bio lol
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10 months
You know who DESPERATELY needs a Tales of the Jedi episode?
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@mukmukus I swear that one Disney Infinity game gaslit an entire generation into thinking her name was Mrs. Incredible
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3 months
So condemn the rabid dogs you call fans, you spineless, cowardly bitch!
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@ieiriism this will take years to repair
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@SheevTalksHate I was thinking this one as well
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4 months
This tweet did kinda well, follow for more debunking of literal dogshit criticisms I guess
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86K+ people think that advocating against genocide is a “ridiculous political opinion” Y’all make me sick
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Name an actor you used to like, but can't stand to watch on screen anymore because his or her political opinions are so ridiculous. I'll start: Mark Ruffalo.
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Marvel characters that are FAR better than their comic counterparts
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@pokyketchup2222 I agree, but it's a total false equivalence. Especially in Carrie's case where she was able to consent to something like this.
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10 months
If we're gonna date, you're going to have to read the seven worst Star Wars legends books...
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@NakeCorbei It wouldn’t have been as funny 😔
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9 months
the copium is real
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@Torgan616 They are peak fiction. Twitter Barry told me.
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9 months
In the 12 years since his creation, I haven't heard one reason why Miles Morales is not Spider-Man that wasn't racist.
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10 months
bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesn’t end? Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) by Genndy Tartakovsky retweet if you cried
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2 months
@kai_el11 Hard Truth and Blind Justice are such good arcs, I like them more than any in Morrison AC tbh
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7 months
Hardest backshot in cinema history?
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4 months
I’ve yet to see a single good defense for the trench coat scene in Obi-Wan Kenobi
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4 months
@HelpMeImSane Yeah, any show can virtue signal for views, but a show like Andor truly believes in what it's saying. It's probably one of the greatest works of anti-fascist media of our time.
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@DonQuixote616 But they’re the studio that��� made it? 😭
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7 months
“Best Spider-Man” is a BOLD claim
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10 months
I showed you my Vader fanfilm why haven’t you responded?
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@SciFiBrony EXACTLY!! Andor’s the only Disney Star Wars project that isn’t so FUCKING COWARDLY
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@haviksattorney
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WHAT
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@StarWarsHaven the bar is literally in hell
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@Botimus_Prime69 I’m sorry
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10 months
4, 5, and 8 on the EU side are genuine lies. Idc how much of a blind fanboy you are, no WAY does 40 years of storytelling perfectly fit in a continuity together.
@terrythatiam
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@amberwest @STAI2GAZER George Lucas’ treatments and the EU. She lied.
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@J_N_C_77 Since you keep pushing your irrelevant question, I think Miles is worthy of the Spider-Man mantle because he fully embodies the great responsibility that comes with the great power he was given. Miles Morales is an original character, not a cheap race swap.
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okay I've come to my senses now I think the Jim Lee suit is better than the human condom suit
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@Sorazure15 Hank and Janet in that universe 🤮🤮
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@BVengeance267 Roger Craig Smith, hopefully
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@STAI2GAZER how the fuck did this become a really dark and flat plane of rock
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9 months
Miles Morales is Spider-Man. I’m tired of teaching basic facts to racists. If you don’t think Miles Morales is Spider-Man, then Barry Allen isn’t Flash, Jason Todd isn’t Robin, and Hal Jordan isn’t Green Lantern
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7 months
Potentially the worst television show I have ever seen. This isn’t an exaggeration. I don’t think I’ve seen a show worse than this.
@XDarthThunderX
Darth Thunder ⚡
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Say something controversial about the Kenobi show ✨
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10 months
good night twitter
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4 months
This is some high quality media criticism right here.
@BlessedSouthpaw
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@the_S_E_A_ Oh my God 😭
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@Ironable no you do not 😭
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Ain’t really up for debate. Superman is the blueprint for all superheroes, Wonder Woman is the blueprint for all female superheroes, Batman is the face of Detective Comics and Spider-Man is both the face of Marvel and the blueprint for all young superheroes.
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What’s your Mount Rushmore for superheroes?
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Dune vs Rebel Moon
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which sci-fi duoligy are you picking (extreme difficulty edition)
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@theogdaredevil Here's some more
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@jtimsuggs These two clear
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Me when I find an awesome Star Wars fan film/cinematic Me when all the comments are "better than the sequel trilogy"
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@SCentralized
Dan Star Wars Centralized
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Me when I find an awesome Star Wars Legends video Me when It insults the sequels as an introduction
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I AM DEADASS RIGHT NOW
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Does he know?
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Hey look. I found Miles Morales!! #MilesMoralesisMilesMorales
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@STAI2GAZER Apparently this Screen Rant article is a misquote taken in the wrong context so I’ll save my criticisms of Leslie’s interpretation of the Force for when the show actually comes out
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The First Order doesn’t even make enough logical sense to justify its existence, btw 🤭
@STAI2GAZER
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First Order antis stay losing 🥱
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Twitter will never gaslight me into thinking this movie is good
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@BitesTheCarnage Yeah I understand OP’s point but the new UU is really young, has solid character work and a cool overarching story idea. And it’s not like the old UU was rolling out deep political commentary in its first few years…
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Reading recommendation if you’re one of those people unfamiliar with Doom and/or the F4:
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Ryan North’s Fantastic Four is so good. Best Marvel ongoing that isn’t an Ultimate title. I highly recommend it to all sci-fi fans, whether you’ve read an F4 book or not. Great jumping-on point and consistent, standalone bangers.
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In an ideal world, the legends vs. canon debate wouldn’t exist. Both timelines should be accepted for their peaks and flaws, and treated with the same amount of respect as the other, despite your preference
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Vader’s redemption: - seeds planted in ESB - main story in RotJ Kylo’s redemption: - intended to be rejected in TFA - rejected again in TLJ - brought up last-minute in TRoS Unserious account.
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That’s nuts, I had no idea he was real
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I personally think inhibitor chips are a great addition to canon, because why would Palpatine ever leave something as important as the death of the Jedi Order to the free will of the clones?
@J1NX3D4LIFE
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Fuck the TLJ Luke debate, this is the debate we should be having on a daily basis!
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@STAI2GAZER @filmingwanderer I see the force as an extension of that strength and willpower so either version of the story works fine for me
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5 months
does anyone genuinely like this account?
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@Haterment Nice hidden reply
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6 months
Go woke, go… universally loved and praised! (and yes, both of these shows are “woke” in the most traditional sense of the word)
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CHAT, WE’VE DONE IT!!! I’m overly negative about Disney Star Wars AND a Disney shill at the same time! There isn’t a corner of the fandom that accepts me!! Fuck yeah!!!
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Aight, let's get this over with. The following 🧵 goes into detail about @OperatorLucky (Discord name "Gambler") and his behavior as a pedophile, sexual harasser, and bigot. This thread is very graphic. Consider this the NSFW warning.
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10 months
What’s your Star Wars controversial Hot Take? (I know the original Thrawn trilogy is very influential but it’s far from Zahn’s best work)
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@QuiGonJenna
QG Jenna 🖤
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What’s your Star Wars controversial Hot Take? ✨ (Trilla isn't necessarily stronger, but just more interesting IMO)
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Seriously, how do you go from this to this? I need that catalyst event, what radicalized her?
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@roguetrader58 This doesn’t make it good, buddy 😭
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@BOOMERANG_117 The hardest choices require the strongest… um…
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They casually just turned a background character from Return of the Jedi and the deleted scenes of the PT into one of the most interesting characters in all of Star Wars.
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3 months
rewatching a classic
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8 months
The Clone Wars, while being incredibly nostalgic for me and pretty enjoyable, doesn’t hold up AT ALL. Far too inconsistent, and heavily carried by the “great” arcs (which usually aren’t as great as people say). Rebels is just such an improvement.
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What are your controversial Star Wars opinions?
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*sigh* The fact that Star Wars fans no longer treat a solid continuity as a part of a good story and treat it more like a limitation that can be broken in order for “good storytelling” to occur makes me so sad. Hey, I just got the urge to continue writing my video on this!
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It’s not bad to care about continuity, but it’s okay to break continuity a little if you’re telling a good story.
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@spacedoutvoid3 not condoning it, just wanted to point out the false equivalence
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@DomTheBombYT The Howard mission is one for the history books!
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It’s yet to be topped
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@Carpediemencul
Fine 6’4 Customer 🥷
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What’s your most viral tweet
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I know it, you know it, we all know it.
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Can we leave this whole "THIS IS NOT A KIDS SHOW" mentality in the past please? Plenty of kids shows with a LOT more mature and deep themes are still, in fact, MADE for kids, making them kids shows. No one has a problem admitting this except insecure Star Wars fans.
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del 🛫 || TBB always.
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wdym its a kids show?
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This is such a vile desecration of such an iconic piece of comic art considering Superman’s Jewish roots… and that may be “the point” but I still FUCKING HATE IT‼️
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Find the Andor haters: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people, a threat to society and we can’t even recognize them until they come out.
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@RichardStrocher Do you watch Skibidi Toilet like an alpha?
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Twitter is finally ready for this take
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2 months
Thank you so much, Theory! I cannot wait for my favorite Star Wars novel to be turned into AI slop! You're truly a blessing to the fandom, sir!
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The Darth Plagueis novel is next on the list to be made in this comic-book movie style.
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@NitroSpidey the silly clown girl to multiversal entity pipeline
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Ryan North’s Fantastic Four is so good. Best Marvel ongoing that isn’t an Ultimate title. I highly recommend it to all sci-fi fans, whether you’ve read an F4 book or not. Great jumping-on point and consistent, standalone bangers.
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@judgeshowtunes But the show WANTS us to equate its story with modern reality. That's, like, the entire reason it exists. To say something meaningful.
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“best fans” and it’s arguably one of the most toxic popular fandoms on this app
@starwars
Star Wars
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This May the 4th, we celebrate the best fans in the galaxy. #Maythe4thBeWithYou
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This could’ve been a thing
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if you fw any of these then I fw you 🙏
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I really don’t understand the lengths people go to defend the “they fly now” joke. Like… is it even that funny? So funny that you ignore that Poe has seen FO Jet Troopers in a canon comic? So funny that you assume Finn (former FO) wouldn’t have seen one?
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“Comic Deadpool is better” no he’s not lmao, comic Deadpool is fucking insufferable and one of the most annoying characters
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