Nicola Chessla
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Dunyoda faqat onam bilan shu qiz mani borligimcha sevsa kerak.
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@chesscom
@MagnusCarlsen
gukesh should get a point for showing up for the match. i can see his soul leaving his body
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Shu videoni joylash uchun premium sotib oldim. Iwash tarqatayotgan g’oyalar va qadriyatlar omma uchun o’ta xavfli! Shunga ham gapirdim
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Tojikcha osh oberaman dib ikkita restaurantga obordi. Ikkalasidayam yog'akan uvuahahahaha.
Disappointed Nigina noises*
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Jigari bilan buyragiga rahmi kelganlar ichmasin shuni. Natriy benzoat + shakar + suv.
Gazli ichimliklar ichida haqiqiy inqilob boʻldi shu. Talab zoʻr, savdosi uchyapti. Ishlab chiqaruvchi: Family Group
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talaba sifatida pul tejamoqchi bo'lsang:
1. coffee
2. extra sim card
3. cigarettes
4. taxi
lardan voz kech. bir yilda travel uchun pul chiqadi.
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Bular sevishi kerak, sevilishi kerak. Boʻlmasa shunaqa fikrlar chiqaveradi. Mehr beringlar.
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@chesscom
@JenShahade
@SloanSportsConf
When this woman will understand that "underrepresentation" is happening because of skill issues.
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@thatuzbek
kept asking me to post this. It was a the last sunny day, it's been raining since.
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Menga hech qachon joʻnatmagan stikerini tortga chizib kebti, artistim.
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Kompaniyamizga irish CEO kelgan yangi. Tasklarim ko'p paytda Tojikistonga ketib qoldim. Sababini o'zi so'rab bilibdi. Kelganimda suhbatlashdi - keyingi safar bemalol 1 hafta leave olaver, relationshiplar commitment talab qiladi deb maslahat berdi. Qoyilman.
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@VBkramnik
@Rutricks_chess
You are pathetic. Do this for one more year and no one remembers as a world champion but a pathetic loser who shits on people. You are making a new legacy.
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@Iplosello
Man ilmga iymon keltirvolib anxiety disorder ortrib oldim chunki, ilm paranoid, variantlar taklif qilaveradi, oʻzingni soʻroq qilaverasan, koʻp o'ylaysan. Lekin, dinga kirganimdan tunel ortida yorugʻlik koʻrindi, inshaAlloh bilan riskoviy ishlar bityapti.
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@RealCrazyFight_
Fuck, off all the professional fights, I have ever watched, this was the most precise punches at one go !!!
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@keti_chess
hikaru gets mocked for whatever he does, not his play.
rapport gets comments for his style more than his play.
dubov gets comments for his balenciaga more than his draws.
alizera is called guccireza for his style.
what is her point?
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@Bittabola
@nurjahon_farmon
Targʻibot bu. Har qanaqangi retorik savolda taklif ovozi boʻladi. She's literally questioning the veracity of family institutions without even offering an alternative,which is a lame suggestion to some degeneracy.
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Her: tell me about your past
Me: well honey it's basically:
Lagʻmonxonada ulgʻaydi,
Topmayin obroʻ eʼtibor.
Toqqa chiqib ajdar jangchi
Nomiga boʻldi sazovor
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yunusobodda uyinga qiz bola bilan kirib ketayotsang, hamma olaqarash qiladi, judgement baland masalan. lekin maksim gorkiy tomonlarda shunaqa holatlarda odamlar xuddi " hahaha удачи бро" deyotgandek bo'ladi. qiziq.
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Ancha muncha linkka srazu bosib kirmaydigan akalarimiz srazi bosib kiradigan link shu boʻladi,
@X_Hamidov
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Margʻilon tomonlarda tugʻilib, katta boʻlib Toshkentdan adras olish alam qipturgan yeridan bir parcha:
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I was having a really bad day until I saw this on Instagram
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when i speak english, im better, more confident and care-free because all my traumas happened in uzbek.
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Why the fuck was my ocean-loving-ass born in double-landlocked country?
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I'm not sorry for sliding into your DMs
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Oʻzi balandlikdan qoʻrqaman, lekin m34 perevalida bir yurib koʻrdim. 6 soat yoʻl. Bu hayotimda koʻrgan eng qo'rqinchli pereval. Bemalol dangerous top 10 ga kiritsa boʻladi. Vodiy bilan Kitobni perevali buni yonidan shoʻrva. + Shafyor kachale qibtashadi.
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Oh my God!!! I used to think I'm the biggest asshole of all time, now i magnanimously dethrone myself for Magnus Carlsen :)
It looks like Magnus simply resigned on move 2 vs. Hans!
#c24live
#ChessChamps
#JuliusBaerGenerationCup
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@chess24com
6 moves into the game and you are scandalizing magnus is failing? exept for your grammar, you need to be checked for drama sickness, oh mighty admin lmao
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@chess24com
"After a 7-move draw" is irrelevant and grammatically incorrect as always. It's a 7- move-draw but fine we're accustomed to this.
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Дилемма : Кайси йул тугри? Купчиликни куткаришми ёки бир кишини курбон килишми?
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@EmilSutovsky
What couldn't be done by a huge "organization" was done by Magnus singlehandedly. Now i think time to shut up and watch how it unfolds.
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"blya margo robbi barbiga xunuklik qiladi, chiroyliroq qiz yomidi"
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Oʻzini qadriyatlarini koʻrsatish degani milliardlab odamlar eʼzozlaydigan narsalarni gavno qilib koʻrsatish degani emas. Opening ceremonyni yaxshi deyotganlarni tushunmadim, liberallik bilan tutiriqsizlik oʻrtasidasizlar.
@O_Ozodbekk
Ha, lekin fikrimcha mezbon davlat un auditoriyadan ham ko'ra, o'z qadriyatlarini namoyish qilishi muhimroq bunday katta marosimlarda. O'sha kutilgan kutilmagan performancelarni hisobga olmasa, yuqori darajada va katta masshtabda o'tkazdi
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Chess beginnerlar uchun, chess theory 101: (thread 🧵)
1)Donalar (sipohlar)ni doim markazga joylashtirishga harakat qil. Ayniqsa otlar. Markazlashgan sipohlar eng kuchlilarilaridir.
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@chess24com
Chess24, please check your admin for English grammar, they are often making mistakes like this. Very bad.
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When you think everything is over, there's one thing in your life that keeps on giving....
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Coolest ride ever had. Playlistdan tortib salondagi rekvizitlargacha - class. Shunaqa akalarimiz koʻpayaversin.
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Xalqni seksdan mahrum qilayotgan entity bu davlat emas. Bu traditsiyasilar, ha oʻlgan odamlardan qolgan bemaʼni bosim. Sev, sevil, and fuck, zero seks seni hayotdagi asosiy maqsadinga aylanmasin. Uylanishda ham faqat seks uchun uylanma.
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So roughly from Shakespeare:
If I were to kiss you, then go to hell. I would. So that I can brag to the devils I enjoyed heaven without ever entering it.
@thatuzbek
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Eng didsiz qilinadigan ish bu tizzadan pastda turadigan short kiyish. Shimshorti blya.
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@GMJacobAagaard
Another barely politician and barely grandmaster. You need to stick to either otherwise you suck at both
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She said "do you love me?"
I said "only partly"
I only love my bed and my mommy
Ashraf Hakimi, 2023.
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UZBDA BO'LADIGAN LUBOY SHAXMAT TADBIRINI MENGA BERINGLAR, YORVORIB O'TKAZMAGAN KAL!!! BOSHLOVCHIYAM, KAMERACHIYAM O'ZIM BO'LAMAN. YONIB-YONIB AYTYAPMAN BU GAPNI! SHAXMAT UCHUN JON FIDO. Bundan 10x yaxshiroq bo'lishi mumkin hamma narsa.
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Сен менинг бетўхтов яралишимсан,
Сенсан - сўзга тушса, ёнган инқироз.
Сен менинг дунёга таралишимсан,
Керaкcиз умримдан ортиқ эҳтирос.
Не қилай? Кўмакми? Хўш, нима фойда? -
Осон қилолмагай оғир йўлимни.
Юракни узатмоқ зарурат жойда,
Сен мудом узатдинг нозик қўлингни.
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manabunga yetadiganini hali dunyo ko'rgan emas.
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Qulupnay yedim. Ariqni suvida ta'm bor, lekin aprelni qulupnayida emas.
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@chesscom
Yeah ok you guys are sensationalizing this but here in Uzbekistan, we only say "iye san shashkadan zo'rakansanu"
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Twitter qanchalik bir birimizga begona bo'lmaylik, Aslanovdan Iqtibos
@Aslanov_K2
bizni doim birlashtirib turadi.
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The fact that my girlfriend speaks 4 languages fluently never makes me insecure. Instead it always reminds me that I need to keep self-improving my ass off to keep up with her. Well, in conclusion, I'm doomed. xD
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2-3yil oldin pi(π)degan cryptovaluta mine qilardim. Keyin zerikib tashab qoygandim. Bugun $33ga chiqibketganini koʻrdim. Salkam $11k mine qiganakanman. Walletimni passphraseni eslay olmay xunobman ertalabdan beri.
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@ineedacortadito
Magnus is indisputably the best player of chess. Personally, winning a rapid championship is nothing compared to sharing a stage with a historical figure.
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@GMHikaru
@NodirbekGM
@MagnusCarlsen
You are the first person to tag his Twitter!!! What an eye on social media! Love u 💕
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maza qilib twit yozib qoldirsalaringchi, positive feelinglar bilan, kelajak avlod uchun. chiranib nimanidir isbolagilaring keladi hammalaring.
sevinglar, sevilinglar, tashab ketishsin, boshqasini toping.
onasini emsin.
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How come my low income neighborhood can afford such many fireworks?
People and priorities ffs.
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Ishxonamgacha uyimdan 30k soʻmlik yoʻl. Yolkiramni ishxonam doim kartamga tashlab beradi. Yandexga karta ulangan. Har safar haydovchi keladi-da, bujmayib: "oka, kartami?"
NIMA KARTA PULMASMI SANLARGA blyat!
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o'zbek tech olamida men bir azamatni bilaman. ngrok degan localhostni live serverdek expose qiladigan deyarli monopol serviceni alternativini yasagan. Chapani qilib JPRQ deb nomlagan.
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How many times during a day do you go to your girl's account and watch her cutie profile pic ?
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ko'ngilochar maskanlarimizda mana shunday narsalarni ko'paytishni tavsiya qilaman, iloji bo'lsa albatta.
@AlisherSZ
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@xotirijam
bilmadimu APLni direktori chiqib APL o'yini haqida mashinga o'xshash twit yozsa ertasiga cancel bopketsa kerak.
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Hech qaysing birovni sevgisini sudit qiladigan expert emassanlar. [Censored explicit content ] va oʻsha qizga yaxshi attachment issuelarni davolay oladigan psixologning nomerini qoldirib ket. Ha, xato qilayotgandir lekin bizning tanamiz boshqa, oʻsha dardni tushunmaymiz.
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Alchemist, Molxona, 1984larni oʻqib, oʻziga sigʻmay kanal ochvorgan ukalarimizni tag qilib ketish uchun post.
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Tilimizni hurmat qilish haqidagi postlarni Linkedinga yozinglar. Koʻproq resonans beradi. Ish joylarida rus tilini dominantligi koʻpchilik iqtidorli yoshlarni ishsiz yurishiga sabab boʻlmoqda.
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@madridista_she
Manga shunaqa royal utensillar berishganidi oʻtgan safar, bular bilan ovqatlanish uchun futbolkada oʻtirgani hijolat boʻlyapman, hozir kastum shim kiyib chiqaman deganidim:)
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Nimaga hamma Ukrainani kenja bolasidek erkalaydigan bopqoldi?Urushni o'ngini yoqlasang ham, chapini yoqlasang ham,urushni yoqlagan boʻlasan.Ukraina kuchayib ketib Rossiyani yoʻq qilib yuborsa,baribir qon toʻkiladiku.Slava Ukraini emas,Onayni s*ke Putin deb qoʻshiq aytelik mlya.
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Bobom urushdam bir oyoq bilan qaytib kelgan. Haligacha u oyoq kimniki ekanligini soʻramaganmiz.
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Yeslisho manga poxuy, kim mani bolasidek koʻrsa shunga farzanddek bo'loraman. Koʻngil keng. Mehr koʻp. Kompleks yoʻq.
Тўйдан кейин қайнанамга айтганман,"сизни ая диёмиман узр хапа бўманг. Мени аям битта,мен билан акамга ёшлигини сарф қилди, отасиз ўстирди, турмуш қурмади. Хозир сизни олдизда шердек гердайиб туришимга аям сабабчи. Лекин сизни ая дейдиган куйовлариздан кўра яхши куйовман бўламан"
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@Bek_Mirahmedov
Aka hayitni boshqa kunlarga oʻxshab oldindan aytvorsa bomedida, ozgina qiyinroq masala bu, lunar kalendar deganday
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That's what my parents tell me they did to get to school everyday. hmmm plausible
Mindblowing. There is a little girl living on the Syrdarya river. And she has to cross the river in a boat alone (!) every Monday to get to school. Back on Saturday. There is no bridge. The governor found her today. She said to him (quote): "Boat? Nah, it is easy-peasy". Badass.
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