Yorkshire lass, work for NHS, a bit sweary, tattooed, still a raver, music was my first love... unstoppable… ⚡️you’re either by my side or in my fucking way⚡️
The face of someone going into work extra early cos she’s got no staff today!! But she’s gonna absolutely nail it regardless and not have to cancel the service 👀😫
Happy Monday!
Thanks for all the daily messages from those asking for updates on my face 😂 I can confirm that the bruising has all gone and the swelling has nearly gone except for a bit under my eye. Still got a bottom lip like a Thunderbird but better than it was 🥴
Me: I want white blonde hair and if it snaps off, it snaps off
Hairdresser: understood.
Boom 💥 (and it’s all still attached to my head 😂)
(Scuse the watery eye - the pollen count is higher than me in 1998 😜)
I don’t mind a rough Sunday when it was an awesome Saturday but I feel like today’s “rough as a badger’s bum” feeling is a complete waste 😂 Need to get back to Newcastle
Last day of September and the hayfever game is still strong (admittedly my cold isn’t helping). Anyone know of any strong eye drops? Not Opticrom though cos they’re shite!
I’m done in 😂 been trying to avoid a kip all afternoon so I’ll hopefully sleep tonight. Wondering why every muscle in my body aches then remembered racing a group of people up Columbus Ravine (a fucking long steep hill) at 3am and making damn sure I won 😂😂
I’ve definitely given it my all over the last month and I’m exhausted. Finished the crazy December/Christmas/NY shifts and I’m ready for a break next week and some R&R (and getting my hair done 😂) I’m getting too old for this shit 😬
I gauge how busy my day is by how many brews I’ve managed to make (but not finish). Today it’s a big fat fuck off zero 😩 but on the plus side it’s sunny(ish), England won yesterday, I’m out and about today and I’ve got a meeting in a bit for a job back where I belong 🙌
Happy 9th birthday Wally - my pug/furry bestie/rock/therapist/the one who never lets me down (except the occasional shit in the hallway 🥴). Why can’t dogs live as long as we do 🥹
Please remember that Charlotte Tilbury is a business woman, not a relationship guru; she wants your money, not to save your relationship. Statements like this are designed to make you question your worth and improve their sales. Like most of the beauty industry….
Thank you for the birthday love ❤️ I’ve had an awesome day!
Worst thing about birthdays is fucking moonpig and my mates who think my resting carp face is worth saving to stick on my card 👀😳😆😆🐠
When the stress-related weight loss goes too far and you get a face like a fucking bug! 👀Thank fuck for Quality Street - they’ll put some meat back on my chops 😂😂 (excuse the twat hat, I’m very tired and freezing)
Black & white cos I’m rough as a badger’s bum. Anyone else had a weird respiratory virus/chest infection* that will not f*** off??? Had it 10 days & keep thinking I’m getting better then flattens me again and I ain’t got time for this 🤨
(*not covid!)
All these comments about my accent have made me laugh 😆 It’s all over my bio that I’m a Yorkie 😁 The most friendliest, down to earth people on t’planet 😁 (just not a fan of Basset ‘ounds) 😆
About last night 🙌 Just what I needed after a tough few weeks - a feral night away with my old school mates. 2 hours sleep, grazed knee and croaky voice today but worth it. (Blocked my mate’s face out cos I don’t have her permission to post her on Twitter 😁)
After my shit day yesterday I’ve seen a meteor tonight 🤩 been to my parents for tea, my dad had made one of his legendary curries and he’s just been to fill my car up 🙌🙌 I knew things would get better 😁
Interview this morning for a different job and I start having an allergic reaction to the air freshener!!! Let’s hope “has to resemble something out of Kiss” was hidden in the job description somewhere 🤣
Little bit obsessed with these
@Superdry
allstars tops!!! Can’t beat a bit of vintage Madonna! Even if the lyrics are off a crap Robbie Williams song 😂🤣
First day in my new job - same hospital but I’m now leading a team and I feel so sorry for them 👀 I wonder how long it’ll take them to realise I wing absolutely everything 😜
So I put a stone on in lockdown but as of today I’ve lost a stone and a half since April 💪 Still got some to go but always a good sign when the collar bones are back 🤣 (filtered to fuck cos I need it after the week I’ve had at work - and yes it’s only Weds. Sorry, not sorry😁)
Still sore/itchy/peeling but absolutely love her! So hard to get in a photo though cos of how it wraps round my arm. She makes my lion look tiny 😂
Designed based on Luna, Goddess of the Moon 🌙
Good morning 🤩
What a beautiful day! Having my morning brew in the garden and not a cloud in the sky.
So excited for the week coming up. New ink (once I’ve decided out of the 3 beautiful designs I’ve had made), bit of pampering and then weekend partying in Liverpool! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Insane weekend in Newcastle. I’m finally starting to feel like me again after a tough few months 🙌
Never had so many requests for my number in one night and so many compliments on my teeth 👀😂😂
Photo from a magic trick a random fella did in a beer garden which blew my mind 😁
Loving this sunshine! Just 25 mins of sunshine (on my break) and I’m cooked! So nice to have the summer back - unless you’re Paul, then it’s absolutely not good 😉 It’ll piss it down tomorrow love! ❤️ Not looking forward to having to explain this tan to my manager tomorrow 🙊
4 days in the Cotswolds without any phone signal and a visit to the beautiful
@ST0NEHENGE
- that’s finally been ticked off the bucket list! That crow was so tame 😍
After a weekend at the parents’ getting treated like the fucking Princess that I am 😂 it’s sadly now back to reality. So I’m booking a girlie weekend in Newcastle to keep up the positive vibes 🙌
The moon this morning from my office window. So beautiful 😍I’m gutted I didn’t turn my light off then I wouldn’t have got the reflection of a notice board 😫
A chunky little squirrel came up to me as bold as brass in the carpark this morning 😍 Good vibes all round today🙌