Todays the day I’ve decided to stop giving a fuck and I’ve put a bikini on - huge apologies to the people of Gran Canaria who have to witness this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙊🙈
Don’t care if you don’t like my swimwear, or my dress… or even if you don’t like me! The people that matter like the good and bad about me and those are the only people I want in my life! Fuck fake ✌️
Fun Twitter post time. Share a picture of yourself where you feel beautiful. It doesn’t have to be recent. And remember beautiful is not a gendered term, so it’s open to everyone.
When someone finds your doppelgänger and she’s a pornstar!! Not sure if I’m proud or mortified about this fact but either way she has really nice nails 💅🏻 🤣🤣🙈
Well it has officially been concluded I’m an absolute bellend!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just turned up somewhere 3 months early!!!! I don’t like being late but this takes the piss 🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈
Sooo ive just popped to my friends for lunch and her husbands making us a full on roast… and I’m then due at my parents house at 5pm… for another… you guessed it… full on roast 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈🙈