Cumberdick Benderbatch
@CumberdickB
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Dads Dancing at Parties number 1
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Don’t really like putting pics of the kids on but a year ago this one couldn’t leave his room due to panic and anxiety attacks, wouldn’t eat, wouldn’t speak, couldn’t sleep and shook constantly
Now, he has done his GCSE’s and even made his prom last night ❤️😀
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Yvette Cooper says she wants to find those at the core of the hate riots and bring them to swift justice, here you are minister.
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@MsCongealiality
I once saw a guy get punched really really hard by a woman for doing this
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Me trying to get my trainer on without undoing the laces
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@historylvrsclub
Personally I think it’s important to show things like this, it’s not being glorified or used for exposure it’s showing horrors that have happened in the hope we would learn from them
Hiding it is like pretending it didnt happen
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Ahem, a reminder this what shopping malls look like in Leeds
Reminder that this is what shopping malls look like in Italy.
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Not to go all FB but this lad has gone straight into first day school this morning. That is the first full day since in 18 months. Past panic, anxiety, tears, breakdowns, counselling, therapy, hiding under his bed, in a wardrobe, and a very slow rebuild. A very proud lad/dad!
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@craig_dw
Just clarify for me, as I am not really versed on the current England team, but didn't a black gentleman score the winning goal yesterday?
So was he boo'd during taking the knee but cheered when he scored?
Racism is confusing
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Susie Hoffs looks better at 65 than I did at 30
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who love their pets too much!
Go on, post a pic
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who are muttering “for fucks sake” at least ten times a day now
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Happy Monday! Or is it Wednesday?
Fuck it “happy day between Christmas and new year day”
Do we need milk and bread yet?
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Ok so which TV programmes or films used to scare you as a kid?
This bastard for a start
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Don’t really like putting my kids on here but number 2 son got through a whole trip today without a meltdown. Considering the extreme anxiety and stress he finds in public places and new destinations it’s a massive win! Keep trying!
#MentalHealthMatters
#anxiety
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So today marks the 30 year anniversary of my sitting in a police cell, covered in puke and blood, making the decision to never drink again before it killed me, I haven't touched a drop since!
#alcoholicsanonymous
#alcoholfree
(1 of 2)
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If you're more upset at Eddie Izzard wanting to be called Suzie than at the illegal deportation of refugees, the dumping of raw sewage in the rivers, the asset stripping of the NHS, failing education standards, and appalling infrastructure you're probably a Tory voter
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Just had to block 3 accounts for tweeting they hope Eriksen dies.
If as an Arsenal fan you tweet horrific shit like that and call it “rivalry” you are an awful awful human being and not a football fan.
Scum.
Good luck Christian.
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who are barely holding their shit together
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who reply with a random line from a film they like...
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“Do you ever wonder if you have gone too far”
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Things I learned on twitter:
-TL
-TC
-fuckboi
-reply guy
-sliding into DMs
-who Karen is
-how many people like eating ass
-some weird food combos
-my stalker continues unabated
-the word unabated
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And just like that, civilisation reached its limits
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Tips on how NOT to be a creepy twitter man:
- Don't retweet ladies selfies
- Have a photo of you in your Avi with clothes on
- Do not DM ladies unless asked
- That sexual innuendo you think you should make, don't
- Consider impact vs Intent
- Be a gentleman!
Hope that helps!
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OK then, so what do they call this where you live?
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Never mind AI, when I was a kid this was the height of technology
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#DressUPnotdown
#DUND
Here is a photo of me winning an award at work, they know as a recovering alcoholic I don't want champagne, so I got a chocolate pizza!
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If you ever owned one of these please move yourself up to legendary status
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must have watched this about 150 times now
This video moved me so much I had to track down this barber. His name is Anthony Klaxton. He's dedicated his barber shop to "restoring queens" self confidence by "restoring their crowns." There's an interview on YouTube. A loving, caring, fabulous man.
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who couldn’t give a flying fuck what the royals said, didn’t say, did do, didn’t do, might do or can’t do
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Here is a photo from last weeks hols, people say the kids look like me but I cant see it
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Just to confirm then, God is real but the earth is flat, Covid was fake but chem trails are real, there is no war in Ukraine but there are lizard people, the moon landings never happened but Roswell did, guns don't kill people and drag queens are more dangerous than priests...
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You think your lockdowns been hard, look what its done to Ed Sheeran..
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Lot of anger, negativity and hatred on here at the moment, so here is a pic of a little house to cheer you up
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Not to go all Facebook, but this little fella has just been in a lesson in school for the first time in 16 months. After developing severe panic and anxiety disorder.
From not being able to leave his bedroom to actually going to school is astonishing
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With one week to go the festive spirit has really taken hold...
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Beauty is a fascinating thing, different to each and the same to none. So...."Beautiful people, a thread"
Tweet photos or gifs of people you find beautiful with NO EXPLANATION.
Raquel Welch
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Reply with a gif with absolutely no reason or context
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So do you actually have a twitter crush?
(You dont have to name them)
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Nothing to say today, so here is a picture of the dog instead
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The world is a bit wanky at the moment so here is a pic of my dog instead
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Have you ever met one of your followers in real life??
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Celebrities you hate in Gif form with no explanation
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A refollow is not a reason to DM
A refollow is not a reason to DM
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A refollow is not a reason to DM
A refollow is not a reason to DM
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who still think 20 years ago was 1970!
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So, I took the same photo every day for a year while walking the dog and time lapsed it! please enjoy, like and retweet xx
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One of my kids bought me these as a thank you then asked if it’s weird to buy a man flowers.
Hell no!
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Misspell your real name in the gif finder and reply what you get
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I will be 48 in October, how old will you be?
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Good morning to everyone who has clowns to the left of them, jokers to the right
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Katie Hopkins and piers Morgan criticising the media over Caroline Flack is like Hitler criticising the dangers of gas chambers
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No word of a lie when I saw this lot I thought Harry Enfield had a new show out
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Dog Owners who don't pick up their pets dog shit should be instantly executed
Like and share if you agree...
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Reports coming in of a horrific crash in west Leeds…
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Hey, just to say thanks for the DM's checking in. I am ok just a bit fragile mentally and struggling to find any joy,
When I'm like that this place isn't great so I've vastly reduced my time here. I'm sure when I get a job and get 3rd son back to school ill be fine!
Thanks xx
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who are just as baffled by human behaviour as I am
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FRIDAY FACE THREAD
Reply with a photo where you are feeling good, no context required!
Please don't retweet others photo's (you can mine I don't care)
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This Friends reunion was bought to you by plastic surgery and Botox
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Good morning to everyone, especially those to whom Twitter is a little rest, distraction and fun and not a place to be a twat 👍
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Just had to click on an age dropdown box of "45-59"
so yeah, that's my whole week ruined
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What do you find physically attractive? eyes? Voice? Height?
Seriously interested
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⭐️⭐️⭐️ITS FRIDAY! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
So let’s have a Friday thread, reply with a random photo from your phone with no context or explanation
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Ok then, what do you call these where you are from?
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